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[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

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Wolves everywhere are facepalming what their progeny has been reduced to.

[–]6Revolvers 2 points3 points ago

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I .. I can't feel my balls

[–]jpetrov16 1 point2 points ago

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oh crap its PITA!

[–]Minny_Huggins -1 points0 points ago

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oh crap, it's a delicious bread pocket!

[–]hezzer 1 point2 points ago

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Time for an underdoggie!

[–]Aviator8989[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha I love it.

[–]nodoze 1 point2 points ago

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yah, I feel like that's the last thing he wants

[–]inkyimpd 0 points1 point ago

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my first thought was "oh, god, why?!"

[–]PeabnutBubber[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I think your dog is melting. You might want to find it some shade.

[–]dsfox 1 point2 points ago

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Sexy pose.

[–]freindlyfonz 1 point2 points ago

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This phenomena of "swing wolves" has been spreading to haunted playgrounds all across the globe.

[–]CharlieTango 10 points11 points ago

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Animal abuse is so cute

[–]shitterplug 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, the dog really looks like it's in agony. Poor animal, it's a shame it has a family to bring it to the park and play.

[–]danknerd 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason that dog reminds me of the fat girl from Oblongs.

[–]havcake 0 points1 point ago

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now that's one way to please a lady!

[–]StinkyMcPoopiePants 0 points1 point ago

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If I came upon that at my park I would probably shit my pants.

Then I'd say, /aww

[–]michaeltarq 8 points9 points ago

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If you came on that at a public park, you would probably have to register as a sex offender

[–]GhostedAccount 4 points5 points ago

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Just entering a park without bringing your own child makes you a sex offender these days.

[–]fartsoup -2 points-1 points ago

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Shit and cum? Like a witch's brew you cookin.

[–]michaeltarq 0 points1 point ago

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Yes please!

[–]kryptonik_ -1 points0 points ago

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I read that exactly like that kid in the insurance commercial.

"Can I get a hot tub?!"

[–]mspwnsalot -1 points0 points ago

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I would have named it 'I'm melting'.

[–]MeGrimlock4 -1 points0 points ago

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Dog choking itself to death, take picture before helping it.

[–]nidomaki -3 points-2 points ago

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daww i love torturing helpless animals and leaving them in places where they cant escape