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[–]Ovapositor 55 points56 points ago

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The bible strictly forbids urban cowboys.

[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point ago

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and men holding hands

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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But the penalty for rape is merely a 50 shekel payment, followed by marriage (after which you get to "sample the goods" every night).

[–]SometimesATroll 1 point2 points ago

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Only if she's a virgin.

[–]deityofanime 2 points3 points ago

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Better find me a good virgin for the rapin'.

[–]AngeredByStatistics 1 point2 points ago

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What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches.

[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points ago

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That's not how it works! You must rape and marry one at the time! When you're married, accuse her of adultery, have her stoned to death, and proceed to rape and marry the next one!

[–]AngeredByStatistics 0 points1 point ago

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To hell with your draconian dogma, I can be satisfied raping one person at a time!

[–]squigs 0 points1 point ago

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after which you get to "sample the goods" every night

No requirement for that. The father could insist on the marriage and payment and refuse to allow the husband anywhere near his wife. The husband would still be obliged to support his wife for the rest of their lives.

[–]afghanistanbanastand 20 points21 points ago

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[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points ago

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7 slaves. I'm kind of a hippie I guess.

[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 3 points4 points ago*

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da fuck, really?

Edit:why downvote me, i upvoted you guys :(

Edit: yes outta the negatives

[–]afghanistanbanastand 1 point2 points ago

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Orly?

[–]afghanistanbanastand 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't. Have an upboat.

[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 0 points1 point ago

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upboat for you too,

[–]IFuckinRock 1 point2 points ago

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I got 94 slaves....Like a boss???? I need to buy more shit so i can be over 100

[–]thelick 0 points1 point ago

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38 little helpers in total. Mostly asians but some americans as well.

[–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently I have 25 slaves working for me to keep me supplied with socks and underwear.

[–]deityofanime 7 points8 points ago

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I have 26 slaves and yet I'm not eating tonight. Maye they're not working hard enough.

[–]Tuen 0 points1 point ago

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I have 36 slaves working for me apparently. :-/.

[–]Godssheep 17 points18 points ago

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The bible doesn't like bondage or gays.

I don't get it.

[–]Riobe 9 points10 points ago

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The point as I see it is that it is ok with slavery and therefore is not a good source of morality.

[–]LadyLollerskates 10 points11 points ago

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It... It was a joke...

[–]Riobe 1 point2 points ago

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Poe's Law I guess. I've seen a lot of people not get stuff like this legitimately and was trying to be helpful. :)

[–]Godssheep 1 point2 points ago

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I still upvoted him ;)

[–]brettlyian -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for honestly missing his/her sarcasm.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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David and Jonathan dabbled in bondage.

[–]vinceums 3 points4 points ago

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The bible is OK with both of them - clearly the gentlemen on the right are just fans of George Bush, to the point where they've taken up dressing like him and holding hands with other men in public as he did with his buddy King Abdulla.

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[–]franti 3 points4 points ago

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Obtuse much?

[–]vinceums 2 points3 points ago

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How can we tell they're gay?? They're simply dressed as cowboys, and holding hands. Like George W Bush has done... No comment on the bible being O.k. With slavery though?!?

[–]squigs 1 point2 points ago

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A book in a society where Homosexual sex was more likely to spread disease and slavery was essential for society to work accepts slavery and opposes homosexual sex? Who'd have thought.

Now, guess which one certain religious groups managed to effectively abolish in most of the world.

[–]presterJohnGKhan 2 points3 points ago

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This gets posted at least once a week.

[–]Zeydon 1 point2 points ago

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This would be better if it didn't have two completely unnecessary question marks?

[–]hiddenlakes 1 point2 points ago

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No religion of mine will permit leather blazers!

[–]darkangelx 2 points3 points ago

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But still true and until it isnt, REPOST IT ALL THE DAYS!

[–]Bst1337 0 points1 point ago

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Holding hands?

[–]lightjedi5 0 points1 point ago

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I like their jackets.

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus can not abide black boots with a brown belt. and the guy on the left? Brown boots brown belt. . . black hat? GET RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THE TEMPLE!

Such an abomination. Our lord and savior is far too fabulous to have these two traipsing around trying and completely failing, through their own ineptitude, to pull off some sort of mirror-image twin thing. I mean it'd be tacky even if they were pulling it off, but no, they had to fail that extra little bit and mis-match everything.

[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Razenghan 0 points1 point ago

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You never go shackles to mount.

[–]proddy 0 points1 point ago

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Looks the same to me, they're both getting married, right?

[–]erww 0 points1 point ago

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Both.

[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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That is absurd, and I hope you realize that. That's like saying someone can have a car but no gas. Sexual needs are a fundamental human need that must be fulfilled for happiness of the individual. You can't separate the two like you want.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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It actually only refers to laying down. So as long as you're standing up or on your knees it's all good.

[–]wut999 7 points8 points ago

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I agree completely.

[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 6 points7 points ago

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valid argument, upvote

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You make it seems like it's as necessary as water or something.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Water is necessary (along with food, vitamins, certain minerals, and oxygen) for life support. There is another category of things which are fundamental human needs, but not life support needs. Without these things you may remain alive, but the individual is not stable or healthy. That category includes things like contact with other humans, free space to move, cognitive exercise provided by a career or games.

[–]Mosz -5 points-4 points ago*

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eunichs, nuns, priests? EDIT: also asexual people, or are the just perma unhappy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that is a healthy way of life.

[–]Mosz 0 points1 point ago

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neither is eating fast food or staring at a computer screen for extended time, but that doesn't mean they aren't happy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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And yet neither of those are things that you wish to forcibly impose on others by use of state force, are they? To make your analogy complete, the government would have to rule that you are required to eat only fast food, or eat nothing at all. Do you support such a law? Anyone seen attempting to acquire broccoli will be shot.

What business does the government have in telling me what I should do in my free time? Do you seriously believe it is a good idea for the government to come into my bedroom and intercede between consenting adults?

[–]Mosz -1 points0 points ago

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wtf? your arguement has changed from : sex is a fundamental human NEED-> not having sex is unhealthy even when its a CHOICE and the person is not unhappy -> the government is in your bedroom also the government has not forbid gay sex, the topic was what is "a healthy way of life" you stated sex is necessary for happiness, i listed those that are happy without sex, you completely disregard that because you don't consider it healthy? .....while staring at a healthy computer screen.

[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point ago

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

So God pretends them to have a romantic relationship and not fuck? God is funny.

[–]junglepoon 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure the bible said something about brown leather coats and blue button shirts being a sin.

[–]psomaster226 0 points1 point ago

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neither

[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points ago

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Exodus 21, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 27:3-4, Leviticus 25:46, Leviticus 27:5-7, Titus 2:9, Ephesians 6:5 1, Timothy 6:1, 1 Peter 2:18

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Rome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

You sure about that?

[–]Vector_Matt -2 points-1 points ago

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A year old.

[–]filanthropist -2 points-1 points ago

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They whine about reposts, but probably still upvote...

[–]Typhus236 1 point2 points ago

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Actually I downvote...

[–]llortelttila -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know if you've read the bible so I'll guess not.

Every time I come looking for a clever, well thought out point against religion I see stupid shit like this instead. Lemme help.

Put a picture of a white guy sitting in the shade drinking ice tea while a slave is sweating in a field doing manual labor next to a picture of a guy bent over a bed post taking it like a boss from his lover. Now you have slavery contrasted with homosexuality.

Or you paint a tribe of black guys accepting payment for a gaggle of beaten down black guys from an overweight white guy wearing a powdered wig. In the other frame you write 'Adam' beside 'Steve' and then you draw the family tree beneath them but instead of writing the name of their offspring you write 'The End'.

[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point ago*

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How would replacing the gay part with a picture of gays plowing each other make this any less true? God prefers slavery over homosexuality. Period.

Exodus 21 Leviticus 25:44 Leviticus 27:3-4 Leviticus 25:46 Leviticus 27:5-7 Titus 2:9 Ephesians 6:5 1 Timothy 6:1 1 Peter 2:18

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Rome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

vs

http://boysies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Gay_Love_-_celebrating_Gay_Pride_2008.jpg

[–]llortelttila 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe I'm wasting my time with you. Seeing as you went to the trouble of googling "slavery in the bible" and pulling verses from the first, and most suspect, hit I reason the least I can do is to point out how lazy and sloppy your thinking is.

Slavery is an interpretation of how to best translate the original scripture. You lack depth in your thinking and research so you probably didn't realize that the bible wasn't written in English. The term slavery today conjures images of men in shackles (like the picture) but that is actually strictly forbidden by the bible. What you think of as slavery is punishable by death in the bible. The slavery that you referenced in scripture is more like indebtedness. Today, this form of slavery would more accurately be called 'welfare'. All people receiving government assistance for their livelihood would be considered slaves in the context that you referenced. You might also consider military service as slavery.

Exodus 21:16 clearly condemns the slavery you mistakenly believe God prefers. You're a fucking idiot. Period.

[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! Did you actually take the time to read the rules for slavery? It is not mistranslated, by the way, look it up yourself :) God gives you tips on how to sell your daughter as a slave, on how to mark them, how to beat them... I did not know I was allowed to do such things to my butler.

  • How to sell your daughter (Ex. 21:7-8)

  • It's OK to beat them if they die after the 2nd day (Ex. 21:20-1)

  • How to mark your slave (Deut. 15:17)

Don't forget to read these too:

  • Exodus 21, whole chapter

  • Leviticus 25:44

  • Leviticus 27:3-4

  • Leviticus 25:46

  • Leviticus 27:5-7

  • Titus 2:9

  • Ephesians 6:5

  • 1 Timothy 6:1

  • 1 Peter 2:18

And that's not the only ugly thing the allmighty does:

Who to kill

  • Homosexuals (Lev. 20:13 , Rom. 1:26-32)

  • Those who commit adultery (Lev 20:10 , Deut. 22:22)

  • Desobedient children (Deut. 21:20-21 , Lev. 20:9 , Ex. 21:15)

  • Women not virgin at marriage (Deut. 22:13-21)

  • Everyone who does not believe in the right god (Luke 19:27)

  • Those accused of being wicked by more than 2 people (Deut. 17:2-7)

  • Whoever works on the Sabbath (Not even doctors are excluded) (Exod. 35:2-3 , Num. 15:32-6)

Women

  • Women must shut up for it is shameful to have a woman talk at church (1Cor. 14:34-5)

  • Women cannot teach or have authority over men (1Tim 2:12)

  • Kill every woman who had sex, keep every virgin for rape (Moises - Num. 31:17-8)

Marriage

  • Rapist must buy victim off her father, then marry her (Deut. 22:28-9)

Justice

  • If a man suspects his wife is cheating on him, he can give her a poisoned drink, if she dies, it proves her sin (Num. 5:12-31)

  • 42 kids killed by 2 bears for making fun of a prophet(2 Kings 2:23-4)

  • It's ok to hit children with a rod as long as you don't kill them (Prov. 23:13-4)

And the list goes on... Seriously, don't try to morph these into any less horrible shit, makes you look like a redneck.

[–]pacemak3r -5 points-4 points ago

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Atheist and critical interpretation of scripture is about as poor of an interpretation as fundamentalists.

[–]soybean 3 points4 points ago

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Do you generally think that there are better and worse interpretations? Do you tend to think that your interpretations agree with the better ones?

[–]pacemak3r 1 point2 points ago*

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Did I say I have an "interpretation?"

What I mean is that it's easy to take scripture both out of context and literally, that is, outside of an interpretation and turn it against Christians. Where a bulk of different faiths do not interpret it literally, especially the Old Testament, which in the Catholic faiths is generally used as a book of lessons to be interpreted, not to be taken as law.

Fundamentalist Christians do exactly this, though. Take it literally, out of context within itself and outside of an interpretation other than a literal reading.

I am not claiming to be an expert on Scriptural interpretation, but to give a single biblical quote, out of context from the chapter or book it is found within and implying that it is what, "Christians believe," is absolute malarkey.

If people wish to argue with Christians, Jews or Muslims on their own terms--understand how the material is used and interpreted by those faiths. But if you aren't willing to dig deeper than an out of context quote which you think can unhinge all Christian arguments then you are no more reasonable or arguing logically than any fundamentalist Christian that does the same.

The issue I have with both sides, so often (and this is simply as a student of history and philosophy) is that nobody really takes the time to learn anything about what they are arguing against. Debate is good, discussion and dialogue between the two sides is wonderful. But fundamentalism and mis-education within the Christian world itself has reduced many of the followers to literal-minded, blathering fools who quote things that aren't even found in their own scripture. So too do those on the other side of the table take no time and very little effort to scratch, even the surface, of the literature, history, philosophy and theology that are at the very basis of Christian doctrine and belief.

Making an attempt to understand what underpins it is not some heresy against one's belief that it might be bullshit, it's simply the way things should work. No scholar goes to a panel discussion or debate against another without reading and studying exactly what they believe and why they believe it, no matter how much they think it is rubbish.

And I know the response to this, one I hear so often, "Well it's all bullshit, so why bother?"

All I long for is reasoned, intelligent debate. It can-and does-happen, but when each side is so hard-headed to dismiss the other on things they haven't even made an attempt to understand, all credibility and respect that might be due to them falls completely away from underneath them.

This problem, in my opinion, exists in some measure on both sides of the spectrum.

[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points ago

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Please, reply! How do you interpret these? Exodus 21, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 27:3-4, Leviticus 25:46, Leviticus 27:5-7, Titus 2:9, Ephesians 6:5 1, Timothy 6:1, 1 Peter 2:18

[–]pacemak3r 0 points1 point ago

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Please see my response to soybean.

[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point ago

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How do you interpret God's laws of slavery?

[–]pacemak3r 0 points1 point ago

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Please see my response to soybean.

My suggestion was simple. Not all Christians (or jews or muslims) interpret scripture literally.

You simply cannot take a scripture quote out of the context it was written in historically, or its place within the chapter or book and expect it to stand up as a legitimate argument. And you especially cannot paint "Christianity" with the brush of believing that what is written in scripture (especially the old testament) is interpreted literally.

Christ spoke in parable for a reason.

[–]mhrf90 -1 points0 points ago

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There is no interpretation for rules of slavery, man. Neither is there interpretation for punishment for certain "sins"; Stop tricking yourself.They are very explicit, please take your time to read them. Should I quote them? I'm sure you have a bible home... Please read it and tell me how you interpret the evil in there; it always amuses me how funny the human mind can be.

[–]pacemak3r 0 points1 point ago

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Have you any comprehension of what I had written? Or of how the bible is read in most faiths? Or what I mean by interpretation?

I am willing to bet no, having read your post.

So if I read what you say properly, you're claiming that there is no interpretation of lines in scripture except literally? The only possible way you can read it is by taking lines seemingly in support of slavery as a message and rule for your life today?

It is clear you do not understand the role of scripture within most modern denominations who do not seek after a literal interpretation.

Get off your horse and attempt, even for a minute or two, to understand how those books are used in a modern context.

[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point ago*

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If you insist, here are a few things I would you to interpret for me in modern context, of course. I have tried, but I just can't figure out what good use I may give to these in my daily life:

Who to kill

  • Homosexuals (Lev. 20:13 , Rom. 1:26-32)

  • Those who commit adultery (Lev 20:10 , Deut. 22:22)

  • Disobedient children (Deut. 21:20-21 , Lev. 20:9 , Ex. 21:15)

  • Women not virgin at marriage (Deut. 22:13-21)

  • Everyone who does not believe in the right god (Luke 19:27)

  • Those accused of being wicked by more than 2 people (Deut. 17:2-7)

  • Whoever works on the Sabbath (Not even doctors are excluded) (Exod. 35:2-3 , Num. 15:32-6)

Women

  • Women cannot teach or have authority over men (1Tim 2:12)

  • Kill every woman who had sex, keep every virgin for rape (Moises - Num. 31:17-8)

Slavery

  • God is OK with slavery (Lev. 25:44-6 , Ex. 21:2-8 , Eph. 6:25 , Col. 3:22)

  • How to sell your daughter (Ex. 21:7-8)

  • Little more on slavery (Luke 12:42-8)

  • It's OK to beat them if they die after the 2nd day (Ex. 21:20-1)

  • How to mark your slave (Deut. 15:17)

Marriage

  • Rapist must buy victim off her father, then marry her (Deut. 22:28-9)

Justice

  • If a man suspects his wife is cheating on him, he can give her a poisoned drink, if she dies, it proves her sin (Num. 5:12-31)

  • 42 kids killed by 2 bears for making fun of a prophet(2 Kings 2:23-4)

  • It's ok to hit children with a rod as long as you don't kill them (Prov. 23:13-4)

[–]pacemak3r 0 points1 point ago

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Just because you can't doesn't mean nobody else already has, or people haven't been for the past 1900 years.

The answers to your questions exist, you are just not interested in actually seeking the answers to them.

I am no priest nor pastor, and my explanation would not be wholly sufficient for you.

But insofar as you assume Christians to interpret it literally and thrown quotes around without context you are doing your own argument a great injustice.

[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point ago*

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Keep dodging bullets, uh? Do me and yourself a favor and ask your pastor why he doesn't read any of those... EVER. I was educated in a private Catholic school. I tried to find the answers. I know pastors are full of shit. I first sincerely asked for the answers... No one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE HAS THEM, BECAUSE THEY DO NOT EXIST. I've debated face to face with many of them. They all are like you. They have no reasons, and when they are cornered, they dodge bulllets. They are either bullet dodgers or fundamentalist pricks.

I'm sorry, I'm about to be using a little French; stop reading if you're easily offended.

You are trying to justify the horrors of the bible. You are trying to morph it into something good. Well, it is not. The bible is a fucking piece of shit written by greedy assholes during a time in which slavery was a major part of economics but needed the rest of the people under control as well.

1 Peter 2:17 Fear God, honor the king.

(Interpret that one, please!)

But at least you are admitting to the fact that neither me nor you can interpret these passages and get anything good out of it. Yet, you fail to understand pastors cannot either. I bet you anything in the world you will not come up to a pastor and question him about this. How can I be so sure? Because I grew up next to people like you. You are afraid of the boogeyman! You are afraid of reality: There is no good, moral interpretation for any of this. This is very explicit. This is not a metaphor. Metaphors do not work that way. This is explicit and specific rules given by your god who also tells you not to question him for he is the motherfucking lord and as such knows that the moment you start questioning him your faith will break into little tiny pieces because the only thing that holds it together is ignorance. IGNORANCE.

The bible, cover to cover, is full of nonsense, assumptions, ignorance, immorality, fake history that contradicts real history, fake science, it is all A LIE and you need to only "get down from your horse" and do a little research on Jesus, the great flood, sodom and gomorrah, the exodus, etc. to realize it. All of those cute stories are just that, cute comforting stories. Non of it happened. Look it up.

Research gods similar to yours (Mithra comes to mind), and question yourself. Ask yourself this "Why is it so hard for me to research my beliefs outside of church and christian organizations? Why is it that pastors only mention the little cute stuff at mass, neglect the ugly shit and make on average 90 grand a year yet claim to be servers of the lord? Why is it that people who know my bible and institution better than me usually despise it? Why is it that people with higher education tend to not believe?"

You are living in a little illusion. God, I am 99.9% sure is not real, religion, I am 100% sure is man made for political reasons. Question your church, forget God is allegedly watching over you and do some serious research on it all. No little detail must remain unquestioned. Stop trying to find comfort in it and figure out the truth: Christianity is bullshit as any other religion.

[–]pacemak3r 0 points1 point ago

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I am not dodging bullets, I am admitting the limitations on my own knowledge on the subject and telling you that others can answer your questions better, but if you are unwilling to look at them, what credence should I give anything you're saying? My conversation with you has been nothing but misinformation from your own hands and, as I usually expect when conversing with anybody as hardened and unwilling to do their own research as you are, an attempt to put words into my mouth and somehow champion on yourself on having me admit I don't know everything--which I could have told you beforehand.

In fact, at no point in our conversation did I even reveal a single thing about what denomination--if any, I subscribe to. Yet, as soon as I call for some sort of reasoned inquiry by people into how scripture and religious doctrine is in interpreted by people who subscribe to the faith I am immediately told that I am living an illusion, and my assumed beliefs are completely false.

There is a vigour and fearfulness with which you talk about this; an unwillingness to further seek answers which I think is not doing anything a lick of justice--not because I think you will change your mind if you do, but that I am telling you that scholars have answered these questions. There has been 2000 years of scholarship, philosophy and theology worked out and argued. There are many people, pastors/priests/whatever they are called who are simply not educated on the matter.

I know all of the arguments pertaining to "Other gods" and, "pagan philosophy," and their relation to Christian theology/philosophy and what I am at least suggesting to you is that these issues and questions have been dealt with. Not just by uneducated pastors but both by ancient theologians and philosophers and academics and scholars in the modern era who are both respected and trusted in their fields. The discussions and arguments have been ongoing since the earliest writers and critics, and if you are willing to ignore that history or suggest it unworthy simply because you had some bad experiences growing up, or now do not believe then you are completely mad.

I make no claims that religious leaders can interpret it correctly, in fact, within their own context most of them (Should) admit that man's interpretation and understanding of scripture and more generally, of God, can never be wholly complete (Read: Platonic philosophy). What I do claim though, and will stick to because I know it to be true, and study it daily is that there are answers to everything you have brought up. And again I reiterate, just because some priest or pastor you have met has not been able to answer your questions does not mean they cannot be answered.

I am sorry that you have had such a tough upbringing in relation to many aspects of the church and of its followers. I too have grown up around them, but clearly my experiences have not been as unpleasant. I researched what I have, and have gone on study what I do because it interests me. Because, like you the explanations given to me by whatever religious figure I spoke to were not sufficient but knew that I could find answers as to why these people believe the way they do. I did find that, and I found it in the actual philosophical tradition that is at the very base of Christianity. Actual philosophers and theologians, who the academic world takes very seriously, who answered the questions of people just like you in their own time. Not everybody studies it, nor has the chance to and I know exactly how frustrating it can be to engage with people who cannot answer your questions sufficiently while still extolling the virtues of what they believe, or are so polemical in their belief that no other alternative can even be considered--it can be simply infuriating.

If there wasn't a studyable history and progression of philosophical and theological thought through the 2000 years people have been practicing this particular religion then why is it taken up so seriously in every humanities program in every secular university with an arts program?

My plea in the original post was simply to implore people to understand what they are arguing against before they do it. Unsupportable quotes and claims, and sentences drawn out of context do not hold water as a proper argument.

I am not taking this any further (and if you want to further throw accusations of dodging bullets, feel free) because I don't think there is much more to be said.

But, thank you. I don't often get to discuss these things quite like this.

[–]icanseestars 0 points1 point ago

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There has been 2000 years of scholarship, philosophy and theology worked out and argued.

When they first started looking for the history of the Bible, they didn't even doubt such a thing were true. We set off looking for the history of the Bible and in those 2,000 years have only found stories.

So if OT is just stories, if Moses and Egypt and the Tower of Babel and the great flood and Noah and Jonah and the fish and King Dave and his empire are all.... just stories.

Where does that leave Jesus?

Oh yeah, we've been researching him too.

He appears to be.... just a story.

And that is why Judea-Christian and Muslim religions are dying. Because the more we know about them, the more we know they don't hold some great truth inspired by God. They're just stories made up by man.

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You are telling me that I am the one not looking for answers and at the same time telling me you know there are answers, but you don't know what they are because you are OK with just knowing answers exist somewhere... Are you kidding me? If that is not fear to realize the truth, that there is not one single valid, non malevolous interpretation, then I don't know what it is.

My experiences with the church have not been unpleasant in a sense of running into trouble. It has been unpleasant in running into ignorant mindfucks who cover their ears and go "lalala" and accuse you of being a blasphemer/sinner for trying to find the answers you so claim are out there somewhere.

Let me tell you, I've read a loot of stuff on the subject, even from the so called scholars... They are all full of shit, man! Look it up. ALL OF THEM! They are conmen, they try to convince you of unrealistic things that go against known science and history! They will talk in this pseudoscientific way, wear a suite and all drive a very nice car... And all they do is try to justify this bullshit in any possible way they can, not interpret it in a good manner, justify it! They will try to convince you slavery was not as bad back then, and that God was actually nice for giving slaves some rights... WTF dude, really, WTF is wrong with these people... They live their lifes taking advantage of people who blindly believe and people who are smarter than that, but are too afraid to look deeper into things. I have yet not come upon a logical answer to this dilema, because there most certainly is not an answer. I dare you to go scavenger hunting; tell me what you find!

Quoting the bible is not taking anything out of context, read the whole chapters if you must, there is no room for interpretation. The old testament is pretty straight foward, and you don't need to be a language major to notice.

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[–]ashmortar 7 points8 points ago

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No, actually, the bible expressly lays out who you can own, who you can't and how badly you can beat them. You should probably read your own book.

[–]mhrf90 7 points8 points ago

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No, the bible clearly states how to beat your slaves, how to brand them, how to sell them. As long as you follow the slavery rules, it is not a sin. God really knows how to deal with complex situations!

[–]The419 -1 points0 points ago

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I think both S & M and homosexuality are looked down upon by the bible.

[–]IamStrategy -1 points0 points ago

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Brokeback mountain was a horrible movie. I am glad.

[–]NuclearWookie -4 points-3 points ago

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OK, I've seen this about a billion times, so here is my stock response: Christian groups were one of the driving forces in abolition movements in England and North America.

[–]mhrf90 4 points5 points ago

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They had to play along, they always play along when they notice the majority are starting to get tired of their bullshit.

Exodus 21, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 27:3-4, Leviticus 25:46, Leviticus 27:5-7, Titus 2:9, Ephesians 6:5 1, Timothy 6:1, 1 Peter 2:18 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Rome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

That being part of their bullshit.

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Reference for reason of anything you fear/don't understand, but yet something that can be disregarded for your own reasons. Picking and choosing ftl.

[–]Elohiem -3 points-2 points ago

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Reading this doesn't make you morally right.

[–]KendalSpencer -3 points-2 points ago

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it actually says in the bible that slavery is wrong but uh. yeah. im probably going to get downvoted. Ill just stand over here.

[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points ago

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Slavery

God is OK with slavery (Lev. 25:44-6 , Ex. 21:2-8 , Eph. 6:25 , Col. 3:22)

How to sell your daughter (Ex. 21:7-8)

How to beat your slave (Luke 12:42-8)

It's OK to beat them if they die after the 2nd day (Ex. 21:20-1)

How to mark your slave (Deut. 15:17)

[–]AwkwardKidName -4 points-3 points ago

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The church has always been against slavery. well at least the Catholic Church.

[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points ago

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Exodus 21 Leviticus 25:44 Leviticus 27:3-4 Leviticus 25:46 Leviticus 27:5-7 Titus 2:9 Ephesians 6:5 1 Timothy 6:1 1 Peter 2:18

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Rome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery

Really?