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submitted 9 months ago by Itsbilloreilly
[–]Ovapositor 55 points56 points57 points 9 months ago
The bible strictly forbids urban cowboys.
[–]TheLoneWander101 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
and men holding hands
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
But the penalty for rape is merely a 50 shekel payment, followed by marriage (after which you get to "sample the goods" every night).
[–]SometimesATroll 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Only if she's a virgin.
[–]deityofanime 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Better find me a good virgin for the rapin'.
[–]AngeredByStatistics 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches.
[–]mhrf90 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That's not how it works! You must rape and marry one at the time! When you're married, accuse her of adultery, have her stoned to death, and proceed to rape and marry the next one!
[–]AngeredByStatistics 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
To hell with your draconian dogma, I can be satisfied raping one person at a time!
[–]squigs 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
after which you get to "sample the goods" every night
No requirement for that. The father could insist on the marriage and payment and refuse to allow the husband anywhere near his wife. The husband would still be obliged to support his wife for the rest of their lives.
[–]afghanistanbanastand 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago
I guess we're all a little ok with slaves?
7 slaves. I'm kind of a hippie I guess.
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago*
da fuck, really?
Edit:why downvote me, i upvoted you guys :(
Edit: yes outta the negatives
[–]afghanistanbanastand 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Orly?
I didn't. Have an upboat.
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
upboat for you too,
[–]IFuckinRock 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I got 94 slaves....Like a boss???? I need to buy more shit so i can be over 100
[–]thelick 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
38 little helpers in total. Mostly asians but some americans as well.
[–]TheGhostofWoodyAllen 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Apparently I have 25 slaves working for me to keep me supplied with socks and underwear.
[–]deityofanime 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I have 26 slaves and yet I'm not eating tonight. Maye they're not working hard enough.
[–]Tuen 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I have 36 slaves working for me apparently. :-/.
[–]smartatheist -11 points-10 points-9 points 9 months ago
Honestly i believe that the lesser races (blacks, browns, yellows etc) have evolved in a different part of the world and thus have not evolved the capacity to enslave others like white people have. so it is survival of the fittest, if you cant protect yourself from being captured and turned into a slave, thats evolution working to rid that race from their weakness to slavery. And also, gays have no function from an evolutionary point of view, and will slowly die off, unless they can reproduce and pass on their gay gene.
[–]afghanistanbanastand 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
please be a troll please be a troll please be a troll
[–]smartatheist -12 points-11 points-10 points 9 months ago
is it not survival of the fittest if humans who couldnt adapt and survive died out or were enslaved? and what do gays offer evolution?
Who has two thumbs and won't get trolled? This guy.
[–]smartatheist -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 months ago
i dont get it, who is that guy?
[–]alx3m 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪┏(・o・)┛♪
Your trolling bounces off of me because of my mad moves.
[–]Godssheep 17 points18 points19 points 9 months ago
The bible doesn't like bondage or gays.
I don't get it.
[–]Riobe 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
The point as I see it is that it is ok with slavery and therefore is not a good source of morality.
[–]LadyLollerskates 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
It... It was a joke...
[–]Riobe 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Poe's Law I guess. I've seen a lot of people not get stuff like this legitimately and was trying to be helpful. :)
[–]Godssheep 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I still upvoted him ;)
[–]brettlyian -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Upvote for honestly missing his/her sarcasm.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
David and Jonathan dabbled in bondage.
[–]vinceums 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
The bible is OK with both of them - clearly the gentlemen on the right are just fans of George Bush, to the point where they've taken up dressing like him and holding hands with other men in public as he did with his buddy King Abdulla.
[–][deleted] 9 months ago
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[–]franti 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Obtuse much?
[–]vinceums 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
How can we tell they're gay?? They're simply dressed as cowboys, and holding hands. Like George W Bush has done... No comment on the bible being O.k. With slavery though?!?
[–]squigs 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
A book in a society where Homosexual sex was more likely to spread disease and slavery was essential for society to work accepts slavery and opposes homosexual sex? Who'd have thought.
Now, guess which one certain religious groups managed to effectively abolish in most of the world.
[–]presterJohnGKhan 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
This gets posted at least once a week.
[–]Zeydon 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This would be better if it didn't have two completely unnecessary question marks?
[–]hiddenlakes 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
No religion of mine will permit leather blazers!
[–]darkangelx 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
But still true and until it isnt, REPOST IT ALL THE DAYS!
[–]Bst1337 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Holding hands?
[–]lightjedi5 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I like their jackets.
[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Jesus can not abide black boots with a brown belt. and the guy on the left? Brown boots brown belt. . . black hat? GET RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THE TEMPLE!
Such an abomination. Our lord and savior is far too fabulous to have these two traipsing around trying and completely failing, through their own ineptitude, to pull off some sort of mirror-image twin thing. I mean it'd be tacky even if they were pulling it off, but no, they had to fail that extra little bit and mis-match everything.
first front pager btw thanks people
[–]Razenghan 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You never go shackles to mount.
[–]proddy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Looks the same to me, they're both getting married, right?
[–]erww 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Both.
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 months ago
how i feel when people whine about reposts
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
how i felt when you said that
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
at first i was like and then i was like
[–][deleted] 9 months ago*
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 9 months ago
That is absurd, and I hope you realize that. That's like saying someone can have a car but no gas. Sexual needs are a fundamental human need that must be fulfilled for happiness of the individual. You can't separate the two like you want.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 9 months ago
It actually only refers to laying down. So as long as you're standing up or on your knees it's all good.
[–]wut999 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I agree completely.
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
valid argument, upvote
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You make it seems like it's as necessary as water or something.
Water is necessary (along with food, vitamins, certain minerals, and oxygen) for life support. There is another category of things which are fundamental human needs, but not life support needs. Without these things you may remain alive, but the individual is not stable or healthy. That category includes things like contact with other humans, free space to move, cognitive exercise provided by a career or games.
[–]Mosz -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 months ago*
eunichs, nuns, priests? EDIT: also asexual people, or are the just perma unhappy?
I don't think that is a healthy way of life.
[–]Mosz 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
neither is eating fast food or staring at a computer screen for extended time, but that doesn't mean they aren't happy
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago*
And yet neither of those are things that you wish to forcibly impose on others by use of state force, are they? To make your analogy complete, the government would have to rule that you are required to eat only fast food, or eat nothing at all. Do you support such a law? Anyone seen attempting to acquire broccoli will be shot.
What business does the government have in telling me what I should do in my free time? Do you seriously believe it is a good idea for the government to come into my bedroom and intercede between consenting adults?
[–]Mosz -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
wtf? your arguement has changed from : sex is a fundamental human NEED-> not having sex is unhealthy even when its a CHOICE and the person is not unhappy -> the government is in your bedroom also the government has not forbid gay sex, the topic was what is "a healthy way of life" you stated sex is necessary for happiness, i listed those that are happy without sex, you completely disregard that because you don't consider it healthy? .....while staring at a healthy computer screen.
[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Leviticus 20:13 If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
So God pretends them to have a romantic relationship and not fuck? God is funny.
[–]junglepoon 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Pretty sure the bible said something about brown leather coats and blue button shirts being a sin.
[–]psomaster226 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
neither
Exodus 21, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 27:3-4, Leviticus 25:46, Leviticus 27:5-7, Titus 2:9, Ephesians 6:5 1, Timothy 6:1, 1 Peter 2:18
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Rome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_slavery
You sure about that?
[–]Vector_Matt -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
A year old.
[–]thiagorossi -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 months ago
Really? Where does it say that slavery is ok in the bible?
I'm no cleric but, according to the bible, didn't god help moses escape slavery in egypt. doesn't sound like the bible dug slavery at all.
But whatever, lets all bash christians because of their beliefs and get a smug sense of superiority because of it.
Go...
[–]DoubleFuckd 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Let me google that for you. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=leviticus+25%3A+44-45
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
ha
[–]Cyberus 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
God didn't help the Hebrews escape slavery because slavery was bad, he helped them escape because they were Hebrew. The Bible actually has rules about how to treat slaves, but doesn't actually say anywhere that you can't have slaves at all. The only time it didn't tolerate slavery was only when it is done to another Hebrew. Everybody else is basically fair game.
[–]thiagorossi 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
So then the jews are to blame rather than the bible?
[–]Cyberus 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Well if you want to put it that way, they did write half the damn thing, but it's a bit like saying Voldemort wasn't evil because it was J. K. Rowling's fault for writing him that way. You're sort of missing the point. The important fact is that if you are acknowledging the fact that people wrote the Bible at all and that you're basically following the best moral that could have been written by a bunch of Bronze Age sheep herders then we're making some good progress with this.
You realize you are attributing qualities to a non existent being.
The important fact is that if you are acknowledging the fact that people wrote the Bible
Nobody ever claimed otherwise, so far as I know. You seem to be still laboring under the assumption that I am a christian merely because I take issue with your attacks on christianity. You need a new debate template in this case as your stock one-liners are missing their mark.
[–]mhrf90 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Why don't you read your holy book? I'm getting sick and tired of people defending that piece of shit book without first reading it.
[–]Hardball0101 -9 points-8 points-7 points 9 months ago
You're flat wrong. Slavery as it was done in biblical times is now what is pictured above. Every single person in here is perverting the scripture. They were not slaves like modern day. It was a form of indentured servitude. They were not second class citizens. They are more like a butler out something in modern times. If a "slave" was walking down the street you would never be able to tell the difference. What is pictured above was expressly forbade. No one should have been using the Bible as a way of kidnapping people and forcing them into work, they should mort have been creating a lower class of citizens. Our country was dead wrong on that one.
[–]Mazrin 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago*
Your post is a poor understanding of the scripture, and is the kind of thing one would argue only if you haven't actually read these passages in the bible or looked into the relevant history and are just repeating something you've been told.
EVEN IF YOU WERE RIGHT, which you aren't, your basically saying "Well come on, it's not like it was the bad kind of slavery."
FYI:
Ex 21:20-21: The NIV translates Ex 21:21 as, after the slave being beaten, "...but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."
Ex 21:20-21:
The NIV translates Ex 21:21 as, after the slave being beaten, "...but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."
You can beat them near death. That's perfectly allowed so long as they can recover within a few days. It goes on to say that if they die after a week or two then it's Ok (though that could mean it's meant to make sure you don't get in trouble over a slave dieing naturally a week or two after a beating)
Gee, sounds fine. Sounds like a very moral system.
[–]Ginnerben 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
I didn't realise I was allowed to beat my butler, so long as it took him a few days to die.
No one should have been using the Bible as a way of kidnapping people and forcing them into work
You might want to consider Deuteronomy 20:10-16 before making a statement like that.
[–]mhrf90 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
No, you are flat wrong.
Exodus 21 Leviticus 25:44 Leviticus 27:3-4 Leviticus 25:46 Leviticus 27:5-7 Titus 2:9 Ephesians 6:5 1 Timothy 6:1 1 Peter 2:18
Pease take the time to read those, shouldn't take you too long. If after reading those you still think slavery back in bronze age was OK, then I will have to believe you are a huge piece of shit. As of now, I just think you completely ignore your god's scripture and real history. And don't you dare tell me I'm being rude, you're justifying slavery, for logic's sake!
[–]Hardball0101 -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
What the roman empire was doing is not how I am basing interpretations of what the scripture meant.
[–]childeroland 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Could you provide us with a source to confirm this, preferably not Christian apologetic literature?
[–]Hardball0101 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
here I understand that is not exactly what you asked for. I apologize I don't have the paper I wrote a few years back in school so I do not have the unbiased source that you are looking for.
[–]filanthropist -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
They whine about reposts, but probably still upvote...
[–]Typhus236 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Actually I downvote...
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago*
my thoughts exactly
Edit: downvotes huh??? well leave this guy out of it and downvote me you fags!!!
[–]aG_Infamous -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 months ago
I upvoted this...
the first 4 times I saw it
[–]llortelttila -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
I don't know if you've read the bible so I'll guess not.
Every time I come looking for a clever, well thought out point against religion I see stupid shit like this instead. Lemme help.
Put a picture of a white guy sitting in the shade drinking ice tea while a slave is sweating in a field doing manual labor next to a picture of a guy bent over a bed post taking it like a boss from his lover. Now you have slavery contrasted with homosexuality.
Or you paint a tribe of black guys accepting payment for a gaggle of beaten down black guys from an overweight white guy wearing a powdered wig. In the other frame you write 'Adam' beside 'Steve' and then you draw the family tree beneath them but instead of writing the name of their offspring you write 'The End'.
[–]mhrf90 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago*
How would replacing the gay part with a picture of gays plowing each other make this any less true? God prefers slavery over homosexuality. Period.
vs
http://boysies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Gay_Love_-_celebrating_Gay_Pride_2008.jpg
[–]llortelttila 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I can't believe I'm wasting my time with you. Seeing as you went to the trouble of googling "slavery in the bible" and pulling verses from the first, and most suspect, hit I reason the least I can do is to point out how lazy and sloppy your thinking is.
Slavery is an interpretation of how to best translate the original scripture. You lack depth in your thinking and research so you probably didn't realize that the bible wasn't written in English. The term slavery today conjures images of men in shackles (like the picture) but that is actually strictly forbidden by the bible. What you think of as slavery is punishable by death in the bible. The slavery that you referenced in scripture is more like indebtedness. Today, this form of slavery would more accurately be called 'welfare'. All people receiving government assistance for their livelihood would be considered slaves in the context that you referenced. You might also consider military service as slavery.
Exodus 21:16 clearly condemns the slavery you mistakenly believe God prefers. You're a fucking idiot. Period.
Ha! Did you actually take the time to read the rules for slavery? It is not mistranslated, by the way, look it up yourself :) God gives you tips on how to sell your daughter as a slave, on how to mark them, how to beat them... I did not know I was allowed to do such things to my butler.
How to sell your daughter (Ex. 21:7-8)
It's OK to beat them if they die after the 2nd day (Ex. 21:20-1)
How to mark your slave (Deut. 15:17)
Don't forget to read these too:
Exodus 21, whole chapter
Leviticus 25:44
Leviticus 27:3-4
Leviticus 25:46
Leviticus 27:5-7
Titus 2:9
Ephesians 6:5
1 Timothy 6:1
1 Peter 2:18
And that's not the only ugly thing the allmighty does:
Who to kill
Homosexuals (Lev. 20:13 , Rom. 1:26-32)
Those who commit adultery (Lev 20:10 , Deut. 22:22)
Desobedient children (Deut. 21:20-21 , Lev. 20:9 , Ex. 21:15)
Women not virgin at marriage (Deut. 22:13-21)
Everyone who does not believe in the right god (Luke 19:27)
Those accused of being wicked by more than 2 people (Deut. 17:2-7)
Whoever works on the Sabbath (Not even doctors are excluded) (Exod. 35:2-3 , Num. 15:32-6)
Women
Women must shut up for it is shameful to have a woman talk at church (1Cor. 14:34-5)
Women cannot teach or have authority over men (1Tim 2:12)
Kill every woman who had sex, keep every virgin for rape (Moises - Num. 31:17-8)
Marriage
Justice
If a man suspects his wife is cheating on him, he can give her a poisoned drink, if she dies, it proves her sin (Num. 5:12-31)
42 kids killed by 2 bears for making fun of a prophet(2 Kings 2:23-4)
It's ok to hit children with a rod as long as you don't kill them (Prov. 23:13-4)
And the list goes on... Seriously, don't try to morph these into any less horrible shit, makes you look like a redneck.
[–]airmac20 -8 points-7 points-6 points 9 months ago
FYI. Slavery was a way for one person to pay off debt to another person. When concurring other lands, the Israelite were often commanded by God NOT to take anything form the land including slaves. When they would take from what the concurred it would often result in punishment from God in one form or another. The some of the law about slavery were made to protect the slaves, including every 7 years all debts are FORGIVEN and all slaves are set FREE! That is the time of Jubilee.
[–]icanseestars 17 points18 points19 points 9 months ago*
Thank goodness Christians didn't interpret that stuff differently and create a huge slave trade and practically enslaved 3 continents worth of non-Christian peoples.
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
whew, dodged a bullet there
[–]Tetha -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
There is the bible on one hand and catholics on the other hand.
[–]icanseestars 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Thank goodness all the Christian slave owners were Catholic even the southern Baptist ones.
[–]palparepa 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
Only male Israelite slaves were set free, and even the Bible specifies a loophole: give them a wife and, unless they are willing to abandon her, they must stay as slaves forever.
Also, what is this about not taking slaves from conquest? "Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." I don't think they were put into orphanages and later adopted by loving families.
Also, you can beat your slaves as much as you want, as long as they don't die immediately. If they are still alive a couple days after the beating, and then die, God is ok with that.
More info.
[–]Shampyon 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
FYI. My Copy-pasta reply whenever someone makes this argument:
The ancient Hebrews, like many other cultures, had several types of slavery.
Debt Slavery was restricted to fellow Israelites. They would act as indentured servants until the debt was cleared. This was also available to Israelites who needed shelter. Children could be sold into debt slavery, by choice of the parent or by court order. These slaves, while not having the freedom to quit like any other worker, were essentially treated as hired help. They were to be released from servitude and debt after seven seven years or upon the next Jubilee.
However, there are loopholes (such as given them a wife who is a bond slave, or has a different release date, preventing the debt slave from leaving due to prohibitions against abandoning your spouse and family) that allowed the master to keep such slaves indefinitely.
Bond Slaves were taken from conquered peoples or bought at market. They could be kept as slaves perpetually and passed down to children as part of an inheritance. A slave could be beaten within an inch of his life: if the slave died that day, there would be a fine; if the slave died more than a day after, there would be no punishment. From this it is clear that the slave is seen as property, not a person.
Female bond-slaves were most often used as house maids and concubines (sometimes called wives, but largely legally indistinct from indentured prostitution). Male bondslaves were mostly used for strenuous labour. There are certain rules regarding the treatment and use of these slaves; however, they are far from humane, more akin to the regulations regarding the treatment of livestock than human beings.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Yea, this is a good example of how wacked out the Christian world view is. By basing what is right an wrong on some random book you get all this insanity like "Well, slavery wasn't that bad back then, so thats why it was ok! :) " Or, "Well, God made those babies, so he could order his people to kill them. :) "
[–]Denny_Craine 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
uhhh and you think indentured servitude is ok?
[–]Beard_of_life 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
We know. You think that makes it OK?
[–]candystripedlegs -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
do you mean "conquered"? are you on a phone of some kind?
you know what he meant
[–]candystripedlegs 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
of course i did, but if this person is on a phone with auto-correct they may not have noticed the error. maybe they don't realize it's the wrong word. for a long time i thought "volition" and "violation" were the same word, and a friend corrected me, so now i know. i would like it if someone pointed it out to me if i used the wrong word. incorrect wording doesn't really fall under grammar either.
[–]Itsbilloreilly[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
alright then, i just always see redditors lose their shit over the smallest grammatical error and suck all the fun out of the statement, apologies
[–]lhl274 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I conquer with both candy and bill.
[–]pacemak3r -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 months ago
Atheist and critical interpretation of scripture is about as poor of an interpretation as fundamentalists.
[–]soybean 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Do you generally think that there are better and worse interpretations? Do you tend to think that your interpretations agree with the better ones?
[–]pacemak3r 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago*
Did I say I have an "interpretation?"
What I mean is that it's easy to take scripture both out of context and literally, that is, outside of an interpretation and turn it against Christians. Where a bulk of different faiths do not interpret it literally, especially the Old Testament, which in the Catholic faiths is generally used as a book of lessons to be interpreted, not to be taken as law.
Fundamentalist Christians do exactly this, though. Take it literally, out of context within itself and outside of an interpretation other than a literal reading.
I am not claiming to be an expert on Scriptural interpretation, but to give a single biblical quote, out of context from the chapter or book it is found within and implying that it is what, "Christians believe," is absolute malarkey.
If people wish to argue with Christians, Jews or Muslims on their own terms--understand how the material is used and interpreted by those faiths. But if you aren't willing to dig deeper than an out of context quote which you think can unhinge all Christian arguments then you are no more reasonable or arguing logically than any fundamentalist Christian that does the same.
The issue I have with both sides, so often (and this is simply as a student of history and philosophy) is that nobody really takes the time to learn anything about what they are arguing against. Debate is good, discussion and dialogue between the two sides is wonderful. But fundamentalism and mis-education within the Christian world itself has reduced many of the followers to literal-minded, blathering fools who quote things that aren't even found in their own scripture. So too do those on the other side of the table take no time and very little effort to scratch, even the surface, of the literature, history, philosophy and theology that are at the very basis of Christian doctrine and belief.
Making an attempt to understand what underpins it is not some heresy against one's belief that it might be bullshit, it's simply the way things should work. No scholar goes to a panel discussion or debate against another without reading and studying exactly what they believe and why they believe it, no matter how much they think it is rubbish.
And I know the response to this, one I hear so often, "Well it's all bullshit, so why bother?"
All I long for is reasoned, intelligent debate. It can-and does-happen, but when each side is so hard-headed to dismiss the other on things they haven't even made an attempt to understand, all credibility and respect that might be due to them falls completely away from underneath them.
This problem, in my opinion, exists in some measure on both sides of the spectrum.
Please, reply! How do you interpret these? Exodus 21, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 27:3-4, Leviticus 25:46, Leviticus 27:5-7, Titus 2:9, Ephesians 6:5 1, Timothy 6:1, 1 Peter 2:18
[–]pacemak3r 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Please see my response to soybean.
How do you interpret God's laws of slavery?
My suggestion was simple. Not all Christians (or jews or muslims) interpret scripture literally.
You simply cannot take a scripture quote out of the context it was written in historically, or its place within the chapter or book and expect it to stand up as a legitimate argument. And you especially cannot paint "Christianity" with the brush of believing that what is written in scripture (especially the old testament) is interpreted literally.
Christ spoke in parable for a reason.
[–]mhrf90 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
There is no interpretation for rules of slavery, man. Neither is there interpretation for punishment for certain "sins"; Stop tricking yourself.They are very explicit, please take your time to read them. Should I quote them? I'm sure you have a bible home... Please read it and tell me how you interpret the evil in there; it always amuses me how funny the human mind can be.
Have you any comprehension of what I had written? Or of how the bible is read in most faiths? Or what I mean by interpretation?
I am willing to bet no, having read your post.
So if I read what you say properly, you're claiming that there is no interpretation of lines in scripture except literally? The only possible way you can read it is by taking lines seemingly in support of slavery as a message and rule for your life today?
It is clear you do not understand the role of scripture within most modern denominations who do not seek after a literal interpretation.
Get off your horse and attempt, even for a minute or two, to understand how those books are used in a modern context.
If you insist, here are a few things I would you to interpret for me in modern context, of course. I have tried, but I just can't figure out what good use I may give to these in my daily life:
Disobedient children (Deut. 21:20-21 , Lev. 20:9 , Ex. 21:15)
Slavery
God is OK with slavery (Lev. 25:44-6 , Ex. 21:2-8 , Eph. 6:25 , Col. 3:22)
Little more on slavery (Luke 12:42-8)
Just because you can't doesn't mean nobody else already has, or people haven't been for the past 1900 years.
The answers to your questions exist, you are just not interested in actually seeking the answers to them.
I am no priest nor pastor, and my explanation would not be wholly sufficient for you.
But insofar as you assume Christians to interpret it literally and thrown quotes around without context you are doing your own argument a great injustice.
Keep dodging bullets, uh? Do me and yourself a favor and ask your pastor why he doesn't read any of those... EVER. I was educated in a private Catholic school. I tried to find the answers. I know pastors are full of shit. I first sincerely asked for the answers... No one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE HAS THEM, BECAUSE THEY DO NOT EXIST. I've debated face to face with many of them. They all are like you. They have no reasons, and when they are cornered, they dodge bulllets. They are either bullet dodgers or fundamentalist pricks.
I'm sorry, I'm about to be using a little French; stop reading if you're easily offended.
You are trying to justify the horrors of the bible. You are trying to morph it into something good. Well, it is not. The bible is a fucking piece of shit written by greedy assholes during a time in which slavery was a major part of economics but needed the rest of the people under control as well.
1 Peter 2:17 Fear God, honor the king.
(Interpret that one, please!)
But at least you are admitting to the fact that neither me nor you can interpret these passages and get anything good out of it. Yet, you fail to understand pastors cannot either. I bet you anything in the world you will not come up to a pastor and question him about this. How can I be so sure? Because I grew up next to people like you. You are afraid of the boogeyman! You are afraid of reality: There is no good, moral interpretation for any of this. This is very explicit. This is not a metaphor. Metaphors do not work that way. This is explicit and specific rules given by your god who also tells you not to question him for he is the motherfucking lord and as such knows that the moment you start questioning him your faith will break into little tiny pieces because the only thing that holds it together is ignorance. IGNORANCE.
The bible, cover to cover, is full of nonsense, assumptions, ignorance, immorality, fake history that contradicts real history, fake science, it is all A LIE and you need to only "get down from your horse" and do a little research on Jesus, the great flood, sodom and gomorrah, the exodus, etc. to realize it. All of those cute stories are just that, cute comforting stories. Non of it happened. Look it up.
Research gods similar to yours (Mithra comes to mind), and question yourself. Ask yourself this "Why is it so hard for me to research my beliefs outside of church and christian organizations? Why is it that pastors only mention the little cute stuff at mass, neglect the ugly shit and make on average 90 grand a year yet claim to be servers of the lord? Why is it that people who know my bible and institution better than me usually despise it? Why is it that people with higher education tend to not believe?"
You are living in a little illusion. God, I am 99.9% sure is not real, religion, I am 100% sure is man made for political reasons. Question your church, forget God is allegedly watching over you and do some serious research on it all. No little detail must remain unquestioned. Stop trying to find comfort in it and figure out the truth: Christianity is bullshit as any other religion.
I am not dodging bullets, I am admitting the limitations on my own knowledge on the subject and telling you that others can answer your questions better, but if you are unwilling to look at them, what credence should I give anything you're saying? My conversation with you has been nothing but misinformation from your own hands and, as I usually expect when conversing with anybody as hardened and unwilling to do their own research as you are, an attempt to put words into my mouth and somehow champion on yourself on having me admit I don't know everything--which I could have told you beforehand.
In fact, at no point in our conversation did I even reveal a single thing about what denomination--if any, I subscribe to. Yet, as soon as I call for some sort of reasoned inquiry by people into how scripture and religious doctrine is in interpreted by people who subscribe to the faith I am immediately told that I am living an illusion, and my assumed beliefs are completely false.
There is a vigour and fearfulness with which you talk about this; an unwillingness to further seek answers which I think is not doing anything a lick of justice--not because I think you will change your mind if you do, but that I am telling you that scholars have answered these questions. There has been 2000 years of scholarship, philosophy and theology worked out and argued. There are many people, pastors/priests/whatever they are called who are simply not educated on the matter.
I know all of the arguments pertaining to "Other gods" and, "pagan philosophy," and their relation to Christian theology/philosophy and what I am at least suggesting to you is that these issues and questions have been dealt with. Not just by uneducated pastors but both by ancient theologians and philosophers and academics and scholars in the modern era who are both respected and trusted in their fields. The discussions and arguments have been ongoing since the earliest writers and critics, and if you are willing to ignore that history or suggest it unworthy simply because you had some bad experiences growing up, or now do not believe then you are completely mad.
I make no claims that religious leaders can interpret it correctly, in fact, within their own context most of them (Should) admit that man's interpretation and understanding of scripture and more generally, of God, can never be wholly complete (Read: Platonic philosophy). What I do claim though, and will stick to because I know it to be true, and study it daily is that there are answers to everything you have brought up. And again I reiterate, just because some priest or pastor you have met has not been able to answer your questions does not mean they cannot be answered.
I am sorry that you have had such a tough upbringing in relation to many aspects of the church and of its followers. I too have grown up around them, but clearly my experiences have not been as unpleasant. I researched what I have, and have gone on study what I do because it interests me. Because, like you the explanations given to me by whatever religious figure I spoke to were not sufficient but knew that I could find answers as to why these people believe the way they do. I did find that, and I found it in the actual philosophical tradition that is at the very base of Christianity. Actual philosophers and theologians, who the academic world takes very seriously, who answered the questions of people just like you in their own time. Not everybody studies it, nor has the chance to and I know exactly how frustrating it can be to engage with people who cannot answer your questions sufficiently while still extolling the virtues of what they believe, or are so polemical in their belief that no other alternative can even be considered--it can be simply infuriating.
If there wasn't a studyable history and progression of philosophical and theological thought through the 2000 years people have been practicing this particular religion then why is it taken up so seriously in every humanities program in every secular university with an arts program?
My plea in the original post was simply to implore people to understand what they are arguing against before they do it. Unsupportable quotes and claims, and sentences drawn out of context do not hold water as a proper argument.
I am not taking this any further (and if you want to further throw accusations of dodging bullets, feel free) because I don't think there is much more to be said.
But, thank you. I don't often get to discuss these things quite like this.
[–]icanseestars 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
There has been 2000 years of scholarship, philosophy and theology worked out and argued.
When they first started looking for the history of the Bible, they didn't even doubt such a thing were true. We set off looking for the history of the Bible and in those 2,000 years have only found stories.
So if OT is just stories, if Moses and Egypt and the Tower of Babel and the great flood and Noah and Jonah and the fish and King Dave and his empire are all.... just stories.
Where does that leave Jesus?
Oh yeah, we've been researching him too.
He appears to be.... just a story.
And that is why Judea-Christian and Muslim religions are dying. Because the more we know about them, the more we know they don't hold some great truth inspired by God. They're just stories made up by man.
You are telling me that I am the one not looking for answers and at the same time telling me you know there are answers, but you don't know what they are because you are OK with just knowing answers exist somewhere... Are you kidding me? If that is not fear to realize the truth, that there is not one single valid, non malevolous interpretation, then I don't know what it is.
My experiences with the church have not been unpleasant in a sense of running into trouble. It has been unpleasant in running into ignorant mindfucks who cover their ears and go "lalala" and accuse you of being a blasphemer/sinner for trying to find the answers you so claim are out there somewhere.
Let me tell you, I've read a loot of stuff on the subject, even from the so called scholars... They are all full of shit, man! Look it up. ALL OF THEM! They are conmen, they try to convince you of unrealistic things that go against known science and history! They will talk in this pseudoscientific way, wear a suite and all drive a very nice car... And all they do is try to justify this bullshit in any possible way they can, not interpret it in a good manner, justify it! They will try to convince you slavery was not as bad back then, and that God was actually nice for giving slaves some rights... WTF dude, really, WTF is wrong with these people... They live their lifes taking advantage of people who blindly believe and people who are smarter than that, but are too afraid to look deeper into things. I have yet not come upon a logical answer to this dilema, because there most certainly is not an answer. I dare you to go scavenger hunting; tell me what you find!
Quoting the bible is not taking anything out of context, read the whole chapters if you must, there is no room for interpretation. The old testament is pretty straight foward, and you don't need to be a language major to notice.
[–]ashmortar 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
No, actually, the bible expressly lays out who you can own, who you can't and how badly you can beat them. You should probably read your own book.
No, the bible clearly states how to beat your slaves, how to brand them, how to sell them. As long as you follow the slavery rules, it is not a sin. God really knows how to deal with complex situations!
[–]The419 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
I think both S & M and homosexuality are looked down upon by the bible.
[–]IamStrategy -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Brokeback mountain was a horrible movie. I am glad.
[–]contineo -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
HAHA IT'S BASHING RELIGION IT'S SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!
[–]franti 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This is r/atheism you dumbfuck.
[–]contineo -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Am I supposed to give a fuck? This subreddit is a fucking embarrassment to the cause. You guys are such self-righteous assholes I find myself actually wanting to believe in God just to piss you off. Now go watch a Dawkins lecture or troll facebook some more so you can rub one out for the evening.
[–]NuclearWookie -4 points-3 points-2 points 9 months ago
OK, I've seen this about a billion times, so here is my stock response: Christian groups were one of the driving forces in abolition movements in England and North America.
[–]mhrf90 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
They had to play along, they always play along when they notice the majority are starting to get tired of their bullshit.
Exodus 21, Leviticus 25:44, Leviticus 27:3-4, Leviticus 25:46, Leviticus 27:5-7, Titus 2:9, Ephesians 6:5 1, Timothy 6:1, 1 Peter 2:18 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_ancient_Rome
That being part of their bullshit.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Reference for reason of anything you fear/don't understand, but yet something that can be disregarded for your own reasons. Picking and choosing ftl.
[–]Elohiem -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
Reading this doesn't make you morally right.
[–]KendalSpencer -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
it actually says in the bible that slavery is wrong but uh. yeah. im probably going to get downvoted. Ill just stand over here.
God is OK with slavery (Lev. 25:44-6 , Ex. 21:2-8 , Eph. 6:25 , Col. 3:22) How to sell your daughter (Ex. 21:7-8) How to beat your slave (Luke 12:42-8) It's OK to beat them if they die after the 2nd day (Ex. 21:20-1) How to mark your slave (Deut. 15:17)
[–]AwkwardKidName -4 points-3 points-2 points 9 months ago
The church has always been against slavery. well at least the Catholic Church.
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