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[–][deleted] 269 points270 points ago

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scumbag driver complains about traffic

is traffic

[–]garydee119[S] 143 points144 points ago

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I am fully aware of this hypocrisy.

[–]philosoraptocopter 34 points35 points ago

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Wait, are you admitting your own hypocrisy? Therefore, you are saying one thing and actually doing it (being a hypocrite). You claim to be a hypocrite, therefore you are not! You hypocrite!

[–]garydee119[S] 25 points26 points ago

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my brain hurts..

[–]TheoQ99 13 points14 points ago

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Tell it to stop being such a scumbag and do some actual thinking.

[–]Archer007 -1 points0 points ago

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It's the most important organ, after all.

[–]ntgbox -1 points0 points ago

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Awesome.

[–]Edits-Posts 70 points71 points ago*

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I really want to ask my friend Derek if I can rub his sweaty taint all over my face, just the thought of his crusty dingleberries on my cheeks and his salty scrotum juice on my face are enough to get me hard. I don't think he will go for it though.

[–]Vibster 10 points11 points ago

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The fuck, why did you post that here? How does that make any sense in the context of this thread? And why do you have 26 upvotes?!!

[–]Mute2120 13 points14 points ago

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Read usernames.

[–]Vibster 6 points7 points ago

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Fucking novelty accounts, always catch me out.

[–]rtsgrtsgrtsg 2 points3 points ago

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pretty weak novelty account concept

[–]Vibster 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know it's kind of funny, could be fantastic if he edits the right post in the right way.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 3 points4 points ago

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If he puts thought into it, and makes others look foolish, then maybe but right now, it's just straight retarded.

[–]rtsgrtsgrtsg 0 points1 point ago*

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yeah maybe, but not this time.. just got some juvenile gay jokes it seems. maybe I'll go have a look at the novelty's comment history before judging though...

edit: I get it now.

[–]Vibster 3 points4 points ago

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just got some juvenile gay jokes it seems.

My friend you have just described Reddit.

[–]rcinsf -1 points0 points ago

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I upvoted about the taint, what was everyone else upvoting?

[–]not_exactly 0 points1 point ago

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27 now.

[–]thelastpizzaslice -4 points-3 points ago

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Read the name.

[–]robac2938 -1 points0 points ago

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Username bro.

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 5 points6 points ago

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Ugh, a clever novelty account ruined by 12 year old humor. This could make for insane trolling, but you go with salty scrotum juice.

[–]whisk3rs 0 points1 point ago

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"welcome to reddit"

[–]pimpybra 3 points4 points ago

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No john, you are the scumbag traffic

[–]TrippyVersion -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to LA, my friend!

[–]PreservedKillick 17 points18 points ago

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is traffic

True, but I think traffic is increased by shitty fuckerheads always merging and cheating. This increases stops and the chances for an accident.

These crimes include the following:

  • Waiting until the last minute to merge into the lane needed while the rest of us have been patiently waiting. Right lane is backed up because that's the exit; left lane is clear - they drive on the left and then try to edge in at the last minute. I see it every day, on and off the freeway. It's become my two-dogs trigger (my bad dog is anger; good is peace). If I can get through the day without letting these cheats infuriate me, I'm winning.

  • Speeders/tailgaters. I don't care of you're late, dick. The extra 70 seconds you may gain is not worth the accident potential, nor the traffic caused by constantly merging in and out. I see this every day.

  • Willfully slow drivers in the fast lane.

Traffic isn't terrible where I live, and I firmly believe we'd all get home faster if we could eliminate these scum bag drivers (2 mounted M-60s would be especially keen).

As always, it's the dicks and the stupids causing all the problems.

[–]groberts1980 16 points17 points ago

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Hasn't it been said that you're supposed to merge at the end of the merge lane, and that merging early fucks up the flow of traffic?

[–]Byaaah 8 points9 points ago

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Yes, his style argument always gets up voted on Reddit though because it's full of passive/unaware/bad drivers here.

[–]thelastpizzaslice 1 point2 points ago

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He doesn't mean two lanes that merge. He means a freeway exit.

[–]DeputySean69 2 points3 points ago

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Technically, it still doesn't do anything different to traffic (other than maybe the people exiting behind him, but not any other lane).

[–]Lurking_Grue 2 points3 points ago

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I get this every day at the end of the 710 where it splits off for the 10.

You have 2 lanes on the right that go to the 10 and one lane that continues to the end of the 710 and what you get is slow traffic on the right 2 lanes and one faster moving lane as it is going to a totally different place. The lane in the middle can split off to the 10 or keep going straight. What happens is people see the moving lane on the far left and then try to sneak back into the 10 exit at the last moment having to stop to do it. Every fucking morning.

FUCKERS!!!!

[–]rcinsf 0 points1 point ago

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No fucking left exits.

[–]groberts1980 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he meant freeway onramp.

[–]slowerer 6 points7 points ago

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There is something you can do to permanently eliminate these crimes forever.

Stop driving.

Don't let friends drive.

[–]Furry_Thug 5 points6 points ago

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People follow too closely. 95% of traffic problems would be avoided if everyone left a lot of room in front of them. People see space in front of them and think 'I gotta catch up to that guy!'

[–]whisk3rs 0 points1 point ago

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Here's the conundrum - if you follow too close, you're creating a dangerous situation where you can rear-end someone if inattentive. If you follow too far, you are still sort of creating a dangerous situation, because scumbag Steve will cut you off to merge into your lane and you could end up rear-ending scumbag Steve.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 0 points1 point ago

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There has been some awesome queuing theory done which suggests that if you leave a very large gap and let people merge in front of you traffic flow increases. Can't find the link but it makes a lot of sense.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I agree with shitty drivers causing traffic too.

I wish traffic flow was part of driver education / testing, but around here the only solution the officials have for traffic seems to be widening the hwys, which barely works.

[–]cyco 1 point2 points ago

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The real solution would be better public transportation, ending cheap subsidized parking, and congestion pricing. But pretty much nobody wants to do that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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they're just barely getting around to installing more metro lines on the west south and south side of Los Angeles. Before they cancelled plans because the residents didn't want all the people coming to where they lived, but now that gas prices are through the roof, heads are rolling to get it done

[–]fswizz 2 points3 points ago

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The assholes that are in a big hurry are the same ones that are making it bad for everyone. Changing lanes back and forth. Speeding up then slamming on their brakes.

Can't stand people that jump all around from lane to lane to end up right back next to you 20 minutes later.

[–]6553321 1 point2 points ago

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Ahhh, the old everyone slower than me is a retard and everyone faster than me is a maniac principle.

[–]TrafficRant 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

[–]beanster 14 points15 points ago

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That cloud's an absolute scumbag, I can see it in his soulless white face.

[–]donkeyrocket 14 points15 points ago

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Fuckin' trees man. Being green and shit just SITTING there while we drive by. Smug-ass-bitches.

[–]Nizzler 11 points12 points ago

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Holy crap! Even the pic of scumbag traffic/scumbag buildings is a scumbag !!

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I was wondering about that ... my general inclination was that it wasn't for 'scumbag picture', but 'scumbag world'. Who knows?

[–]Krushed_RED_pepperR 2 points3 points ago

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I was thinking that the scumbag hat on the frame represents the inclusion of the OP in all things scumbag. Kind of introspective if you will.

[–]hezzer 9 points10 points ago

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Commuting my bus lowered my daily stress level by a shit-ton. Get on bus, read book, magically at destination.

[–]toolittlesunshine 3 points4 points ago

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Around dc, some of the roads allow buses to drive on the shoulder going 25 mph so even when nobody is moving, the buses are.

[–]hezzer 4 points5 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a BUS.

[–]Tashre 1 point2 points ago

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Half the time I read, half the time it's just put in headphones and doze off for the hour long ride or so.

[–]trimbach 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately, my bus commute to work is too short (about 12 minutes) - I don't really have the time to get into a book. Unfortunately.

[–]hezzer 7 points8 points ago

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Dude- having a 12 minute commute is not unfortunate. I'd take that over my 1 hour commute any day.

[–]trimbach 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that's why I put a sarcastic emphasis on unfortunately. Nothing to complain about! The only time it takes me over a car is getting to/waiting at the bus stop

[–]hezzer 0 points1 point ago

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My bad- didn't pick up on that.

[–]lateral_moves 10 points11 points ago

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Take the train. Less hats.

[–]garydee119[S] 2 points3 points ago

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not necessarily...

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, I saw through my own b.s. as I was typing. But at least you can sleep through it most of the time.

[–]smileyme 1 point2 points ago

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Actually... More hats. Because then you're dealing with scumbag Jack and Jills. Fuck that.

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point ago

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lol

I remember once sitting at the window of a 3 seater, by a young guy in a nice suit and a woman in the 3rd seat. But I smelled something so horrible, that for the first--and only--time in my life, I dry heaved. And in public. I did it towards the window. And then I did it again. It smelled like complete rotten crotch. But I was sitting next to two people in nice business wear. I couldn't understand it. I did it a few more times. Eventually, I opted to stand with the crowd by the doors for 30min. After I got to work, I could still smell it. I shared an office with a co-worker and asked him to smell me. Neigh, I demanded it! He said I smelled fine. I then told him the tale and freaked, "Dear God, it's stuck in my nose! I can't get it out of my nose!" Eventually, it subsided, but I wish I walked to work that day.

I thought about that as I wrote my initial post.

That trip had the stinkiest hat ever.

If there's a heaven, and I get to ask one question, I just want to know who the hell was it that made me dry heave.

[–]Shlufi 0 points1 point ago

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There aren't any feasible trains in LA, we suck like that. .

[–]jevon 0 points1 point ago

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Well then get some.

[–]monkey_fish_frog 0 points1 point ago

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Less hats. More du-rags.

[–]tekoyaki 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, and it's the best time to kill by reading reddit.

[–]hypnoganja 6 points7 points ago

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10W to the 101N? I hate that scumbag interchange, you're free-flowing doing 70 then once you get past the 5, BAM brakelights.

[–]lemjne 2 points3 points ago

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Any freeway there, really!

[–]DuneM 5 points6 points ago

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You need to embrace the audio book... This is how I view my commute every day.

[–]smileyme 1 point2 points ago

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I believe stand-up comedy would lighten the mood much better than an audio book. I find getting involved in a seriously imaginative book distracting. "Oh! Im sorry officer I was just day dreaming about flying on a magic broom chasing some gold bug through the air. I didnt realize that I was driving through the brush on the side median practicing my wand waving techniques. My bad!!"

[–]kellypryde 1 point2 points ago

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Amazing.

[–]Valendr0s 0 points1 point ago

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Hellz ya. Pop in LOTR next, takes forever to get through a book if you're just doing it an hour or two a day.

Personally I take the bus and watch Star Trek on Netflix.

[–]DuneM 0 points1 point ago

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There are a shit-ton of short Star Trek novellas out there and the audiobooks are perfect for shorter journeys. They tend to be way more ridiculous and pulp-sci-fi-y than standard episodes but are definitely worth checking out.

[–]broked-spade 10 points11 points ago

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I hate you, and I hate you; I don't know you, but I hate you anyways

[–]AnArcher 3 points4 points ago

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It's like commuting makes us the opposite of Dug from Up.

[–]woofertweeter 1 point2 points ago

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"I was hiding under your porch because I hate you."

[–]Cabana 1 point2 points ago

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I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you

[–]ColumW 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kellio143506 4 points5 points ago

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Minneapolis?

[–]The_Great_Gumby 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking I-94 tunnel

[–]kellio143506 1 point2 points ago

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I knew it.

[–]notrimskiy 1 point2 points ago

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That was my first reaction, but then I saw something resembling a palm in the photo, and looked up LA skyline. Turns out LA skyline with scumbag hats resembles Minneapolis.

[–]SuperDave81 16 points17 points ago

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[–]sapo916 6 points7 points ago

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You guys are blessed for having 75 mph speed limits but yeah sometimes I wish we used traffic enforcement cameras just to bust punks like this. I would give up speeding for a consistent flow of traffic.

[–]TheMop 2 points3 points ago

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This is the reason New Yorkers are the most dangerous people on New Jersey roads.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 1 point2 points ago

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Had a situation like this the other day on a 3 lane highway, except all three lanes had drivers basically side-by-side going the speed limit.

First of all, that's damn dangerous if you need to do a quick lane change, secondly, it backed up traffic a hell of a lot which creates anger, which again, can lead to danger. The left lanes are fast/passing lanes, not stagnant/speed limit lanes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago*

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except all three lanes had drivers basically side-by-side going the speed limit.

Wait, so going the speed limit is wrong?

EDIT: To everyone talking about the passing lane, FoxtrotBeta6 said all lanes, making it sound as though going the speed limit is wrong, not just in the passing lane.

[–]shpongolian 3 points4 points ago

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In the passing lane with people behind you, yes. It may not be illegal everywhere, but it's definitely a cuntass thing to do.

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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He said nothing about the passing lane. He said all the lanes. Not using the passing lane to pass is one thing, but how can it be wrong to do the speed limit in the others?

[–]rcinsf 2 points3 points ago

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There are passing lanes. If you're not passing you're supposed to get over. You know, emergency vehicles, etc.

[–]Findmodestanswer 0 points1 point ago

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unless your in california... because we dont give a fuck! (on a side note, i do)

[–]rcinsf 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in California, I can vouch that people don't give a fuck. 5 lane wide highway, granny gets on and gets all the fucking way over going 10 under at 5am.

[–]whisk3rs 0 points1 point ago

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Or in Massachusetts. Left lane is 'cruise lane'. Oh, and if the limit is 65, and the traffic is pretty heavy in all 3 lanes, doing 50 at best... Dear Scumbag behind me, there's no way for you to go above 50. There's no 'passing lane' at this point.

[–]Gareth321 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, so going the speed limit is wrong?

Yes. It's not your job to enforce the speed limit. If you're sitting in the passing lane and slowing down the traffic behind you, you're in the wrong.

[–]theghostofme -1 points0 points ago

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Where did he mention the passing lane? He said every lane was taken, not just the passing lane, implying that doing the speed limit is wrong no matter what. And where did I say anything about enforcing the speed limit? If I'm not in a passing lane and doing the speed limit, then pass me; I'm not getting a speeding ticket because someone is too impatient and wants to ride my tail.

And if some dickwad is in the passing lane and not using it to pass, and you're stuck behind me, I'm sorry, but it's also not my job to make sure you get to your destination two minutes faster either.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Keep right laws in the US.

[–]Kierkaguardian 10 points11 points ago

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Clearly, imagining everything in funny hats makes his commute that much more enjoyable!

[–]DusLeJ 20 points21 points ago

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I am constantly making mental scumbag memes everyday about everything. This site has ruined me

[–]garydee119[S] 11 points12 points ago

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I know! That's why I had to make this picture. In my head driving the other day I was like "Scumbag bus driver," "god damn scumbag pedestrian," "scumbag stoplight," scumbag my brain that can't stop saying the word scumbag..."

[–]Wet_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I don't know why by laughed hard at "scumbag pedestrian"

[–]daniel7860 1 point2 points ago

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I mentally use the 'Notbad' face all the time. damnit

[–]smileyme 6 points7 points ago

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scumbag Los Angelinos blocking all the efficient ways to get to work...

[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 8 points9 points ago

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Scumbag building.

Already downtown, making me jealous.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag Light Post.

Lights up highway at night.

Doesn't get me home faster.

[–]pookykabuki 3 points4 points ago

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I love my morning and evening commute. It's my chance to blast my music as loud as I want. I just get to sit and chill in my own space, no responsibilities at that exact moment except for driving safe. Traffic won't move any faster even if I get frustrated, so I just get to relax.

*Note: A key point to this is that I don't have a spouse/children, so it doesn't really matter if I'm an hour late getting home.

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 2 points3 points ago

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My commute is a 20 minute walk or a 7 minute bus ride.

[–]Concision 1 point2 points ago

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Trust me, we're all jealous.

[–]OldIronSides 10 points11 points ago

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Scumbag ALL the things!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]LBK2013 -1 points0 points ago

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fuck. you beat me to it by like 5 hours hahaha

[–]wtfOP 1 point2 points ago

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LIve in the city. Problem solved!

[–]Jerlyx 1 point2 points ago

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Did you ever consider Breaking free? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0HZhM_CrSg

John Cleese is AWESOME!

[–]btmalon 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/sep/20/fiction I don't expect anyone to read this in r/funny but this post reminded me of an argument for compassion in a traffic jam, that David Foster Wallace gave during a commencement speech.

[–]wntd 1 point2 points ago

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Do your part and support local transit initiatives, they often don't have that much of a yearly cost. Remember, every person riding a bus/train/bike/etc is one less car between you and your destination.

[–]alejandro712 1 point2 points ago

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You must live in LA

[–]Nullberri 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the 101.

[–]CrazyLemurBoy 1 point2 points ago

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Ride a bike!

[–]Jeembo 1 point2 points ago

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I spy a Lexus SC!! Surely that fine gentleman doesn't deserve the scumbag steve hat! :D

[–]trescool 3 points4 points ago

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1996 Lexus SC400 here. I will help you battle the downvoting haters!

Fun fact: In Australia we get both the Toyota Soarers and the Lexus Sc's :D

[–]BJabs 1 point2 points ago

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1992 Lexus SC300 driver here. Wholeheartedly agree.

[–]lemjne -1 points0 points ago

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Are you kidding?! Here, everyone who drives a Lexus is a total idiot - wandering all over the road, complete failure to merge, etc.

[–]Jeembo 0 points1 point ago

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I know :(

BUT - if you spot a guy (not a girl) driving a 92-00 lexus sc, they generally don't drive like a dickhead :)

[–]smileyme -1 points0 points ago

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WRONG!!! Everyone in LA drives like a dickhead.... LOL

[–]Csoltis 0 points1 point ago

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RIGHT

[–]lemjne -1 points0 points ago

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Don't know about that. I see just as many men wandering all over the road in a Lexus. And usually they're under 45, so it's not like they're old and senile (yet). There's just something about the Lexus and the Prius that turns their drivers into instant idiots. I avoid both models like the plague.

[–]geepy 1 point2 points ago

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If you live in Illinois, this is completely accurate.

[–]natiice 6 points7 points ago

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Or just if you live.

[–]geepy 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, Wisconsinites are generally pretty considerate drivers.

[–]mackavelli 1 point2 points ago

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I just got back from chicago. So many assholes on the road. I never want to drive downtown again.

[–]iSunMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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lol scumbag cloud

[–]moar_distractions 0 points1 point ago

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In Buffalo, I worked in the tallest building in the city which was separated a bit from the other skyscrapers. I always used to think of it as the city giving me a giant middle finger on the way in. Now I will only see it with that hat.

[–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

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Too real man. Too real.

[–]hnautiyal 0 points1 point ago

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Redwood City?

[–]bearodactylrak 0 points1 point ago

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I live in LA and every time I move I pick somewhere on the rail line. I wouldn't live off the rail/subway line because commuting is so ridiculous. I spend about an hour and half on the train daily, but in that time I'm getting exercise walking, getting to read my book/play games on my phone, chat if I'm with a friend, or scope out hot guys, and I'm not paying for gas. There are alternatives!

[–]xdig2000 0 points1 point ago

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So sand, road and grass are okay?

[–]dimitrideas 0 points1 point ago

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Just be thankful that you don't rely on public transportation to get to and from work. SO MANY BAD SMELLS!

[–]Beetso 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I refer to as "The March of the Assholes".

[–]Valendr0s 0 points1 point ago

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Bus + Netflix + Startrek = no more commute stress and you get to watch fucking Star Trek!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know exactly what you mean… those damn trees.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The world will be a better place when our cars drive themselves.

[–]dljens 0 points1 point ago

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even the trees? damn

[–]Christmastoast 0 points1 point ago

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The only reprieve of my commute is the occasional good guy Greg that sees me going faster than him behind him in the fast lane, and moves over to let me pass before I have to slow down. If I could throw money out the window and get it to him, I would.

[–]hypocrisy1776 0 points1 point ago

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St. Louis?

[–]Gareth321 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen a more accurate representation of my feelings in the morning, especially while commuting.

[–]sarahpalinstesticles 0 points1 point ago

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I just got home from bringing my little sister home from college for the weekend. What should of been a 2 hour round trip turned into a 4 hour trip. I don't understand traffic. Had a guy cut me off, then not let me merge in front of him after he is leaving 6-8 car lengths between him and car in front. As soon as my turn signal goes on he speeds up.

[–]xDunes 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't look like DC. You have no idea what scumbag traffic really is.

[–]wbeyda 0 points1 point ago

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Aww I remember the days of commuting, then I started working from home and my hair started growing back in.

[–]tinycake 0 points1 point ago

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I know exactly where this is. There's a shortcut to get through that crappy bit before hopping from the 10 W to the 101 S.

[–]iwashere33 0 points1 point ago

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god damn it, why don't more people telecommute and save time, fuel and the environment?

or just move within walking distance?

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't had your morning coffee, I see.

[–]weeznur32 0 points1 point ago

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hey, I have that hat

[–]butcho 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a prize for guessing the city? Definitely Montreal.

[–]beetrootdip 0 points1 point ago

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What'd the trees do to you? Apart from absorb nasty CO2 and turn it into lovely oxygen for you.

[–]twbassist 0 points1 point ago

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I just moved and my commute involves freeways again. I agree with this and am also aware of the complete hypocrisy of complaining about traffic while being a part of it.

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 0 points1 point ago

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The truth is, the scumbag is you.

[–]jlakanen 0 points1 point ago

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I would have replaced those with trollfaces.

[–]kdieep 0 points1 point ago

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101 freeway, fuck you.

[–]Emrim 0 points1 point ago

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The scumbag trees got me.

[–]aco620 0 points1 point ago

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I think George Carlin said it best: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

[–]bushwickbushwick 0 points1 point ago

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erm...the proper term is schmohawk.

[–]roflocalypselol 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag poplars...

[–]megret 0 points1 point ago

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I view mine over the top of the book I'm reading. I love living in a city with really great public transit!

[–]Suxout 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag trees.

[–]Rockerdude34 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd at the scumbag trees.

[–]goddamntraffic 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMN IT!

[–]LYL_Homer 0 points1 point ago

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I just pretend that the button on the end of handbrake lever activates my forward firing machine guns.

[–]Kozeric 0 points1 point ago

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hmm that road looks familiar, is that the actual road ou take

[–]CharlieTango 0 points1 point ago

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Kedzie exit coming up on the right..

Whatup chicago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You must live in the Tampa Bay area.

[–]pipsqeek 0 points1 point ago

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Just your commute? This is how I see the entire population and all that we've built.

[–]nastyn8k -1 points0 points ago

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Not enough power to upvote enough...

[–]shitfacedhen -5 points-4 points ago

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Warning, you appeared to have made a useless comment that would have best been expressed by clicking either the upvote or downvote button. Next time just fucking upvote or downvote it, and keep the stupid retarded canned response to yourself you fat pathetic piece of shit faggot.

[–]MistahFinch 1 point2 points ago

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Warning, you appeared to have made a useless comment that would have best been expressed by clicking either the upvote or downvote button. Next time just fucking upvote or downvote it, and keep the stupid retarded canned response to yourself you fat pathetic piece of shit faggot.

[–]EasyMacaroni -1 points0 points ago

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Scumbag all the things.jpg

yeah... I'm lazy

[–]DBLHelix -1 points0 points ago

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Wish I could upvote this 500 times. This picture pretty much sums up the commute from WeHo to Carson and back I've done every day for the last 4 years.

SCUMBAG EVERYTHING

[–]Nerdlinger -2 points-1 points ago

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Gee, you are so creative. I should print this out and hang it on my refrigerator.

[–]tsilb -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone is a scumbag except OP.

[–]cokebottlez -1 points0 points ago

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hey what did the light pole ever do to you

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[–]gpol 1 point2 points ago

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You think this meme has officially reached "a cycling event typically held on the last Friday of every month in over 300 cities around the world"?

I... guess that makes sense....

[–]Bichofelix -1 points0 points ago

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I just spit out my drink. I laughed pretty hard because I think the same way.

[–]Carpaltunnelsnake -1 points0 points ago

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Audiobooks bro. Reading on the road ftw

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The system doesn't work.

[–]trimbach 0 points1 point ago

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Why do almost everyone starts working in the same 2 hours range again? We never quite got rid of the cock-a-doodle-doo..

[–]trevorrr -1 points0 points ago

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You know what they say about having a problem with everybody around you. You might be the problem, not them.

[–]tennisplayingnarwhal -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK cars, FUCK trees, FUCK buildings, FUCK roadside lights. Fuck .jpgs!

[–]captchaking -1 points0 points ago

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Hats! Hats everywhere! Upvote for you!

[–]JaNVS_t -1 points0 points ago

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Imagine this with road construction :(

[–]michelliguess -1 points0 points ago

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Cannot upvote this enough

[–]Fakes_Interest -5 points-4 points ago

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HAHAAAA, THIS, now this... This is gold! It's funny because everybody on the road is a scumbag! I can so connect to this, my broseidon, I can so connect to this! Every lane change I make now I will think, "Hahaa, garydee119, at it again!" Amazing stuff man, amazing stuff. I just want to get to work! Haha, haha, damn those people, I mean really! You're so funny brotenant garydee119, so funny indeed! Ohh man, I'm a different person after seeing this gem! Too true man, you hit home with this one! A home-run! At home! Homer! You Sherlock Holmes? Investigating homicide, homie? House.

[–]audiocranium -1 points0 points ago

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Scumbag scumbag is a tool

[–]jayron202 -2 points-1 points ago

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A little Fear Factory and a fat bowl of dank trees is the cure for this situation!!

Makes my 3-4 hour daily Chicago commute a little more tolerable.