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[–]khonasham 30 points31 points ago

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Here's a link to the artist's page.

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[–]Sojobo1 12 points13 points ago

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[–]kekembas17[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I hate hints.....but thanks

[–]bobstay 12 points13 points ago

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You know, that wouldn't be so bad.

[–]DoWhile 9 points10 points ago

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Easy, just get your true love to wish for a wheelbarrow full of jets!

[–]Bravo9000 1 point2 points ago

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So, either zero jets or a really big wheelbarrow?

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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So either you got a shitload of planes you can't use and that the military will take, or you can start your own roadside tourist attraction.

[–]pfasul01 6 points7 points ago

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"...I've made a huge mistake"

[–]thebattlefish 4 points5 points ago

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She still has a wish. They could be rich and in love.

[–]dorky2 12 points13 points ago

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I had a great-great uncle who lived to be 102. When the paper interviewed him for his 100th birthday, they asked him what his advice was for people who wanted to live a long time. His response: marry well. (Also, eat oatmeal everyday, don't smoke or drink, and go fishing often.) But the first and most important thing, he said, was spending your life with the person you love. So if you're looking for long-term happiness, true love is the way to go.

[–]cannizzaroj 2 points3 points ago

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Or wishing for a very long life and/or invincibility.

[–]dorky2 1 point2 points ago

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Well yes, but my point is that there's no point in living a long time if you're not happy during all those years.

[–]aaronrenoawesome 6 points7 points ago

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I'd still be the first guy, even if I knew about those other wishes.

[–]warcin 4 points5 points ago

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At this point in my life I would be very happy with the first choice

[–]xwonka 2 points3 points ago

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PBF comics are fantastic, but it's this one and the one where the kid draws half a dog and wishes it were real that are the only ones I ever see posted on reddit.

[–]360walkaway 4 points5 points ago

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Link to the page please.

[–]kekembas17[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 7 points8 points ago

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That's not what he meant.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Psst, dude, you're not supposed to host webcomics on imgur.

[–]kekembas17[S] -1 points0 points ago

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psst...dude...I had no idea. Will not do it again....

[–]Thebudweiserstuntman 1 point2 points ago

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True love is better than all those other things. Except X-Wing, and Superman...money would be nice.

[–]Timthos 1 point2 points ago

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A significant other is easier to find than it is to earn large sums of money; therefore, money is the intelligent wish.

[–]nearly-evil 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who has had an intergalactic space fighter and a wheelbarrow full of cash my one regret was never finding true love.

[–]firesidefire 0 points1 point ago

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Syracuse! Hell yea!

[–]mugwumps 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't read PBF in years, thanks for the reminder! Love that cartoon!

[–]j-hermann 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting Nuñez.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He wins.

[–]imisspootietang 0 points1 point ago

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i dont get it

[–]BorisYeltsin09 0 points1 point ago

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Id upvote you but then I saw that you put it in imgur instead of linking to the website.