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[–]NineOne 35 points36 points ago

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This is it, this is what I have trained for my entire life...Does this remind anyone else of Age of Mythology!? What a great game! Man I still remember the OCANADA cheat code.

[–]VanillaWafers 9 points10 points ago

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Best cheat code ever!

[–]Forkyou 2 points3 points ago

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was the first hing i thought of

[–]mrsnoopaloop 5 points6 points ago

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This is exactly what I thought of at first.

[–]PureBloodPotterFan 4 points5 points ago

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yup! haha, love age of mythology. WRATHOFTHEGODS!

[–]Westonnn 1 point2 points ago

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ASSHOLE, lol i was gonna post this. First thing that popped into my head was Age of Mythology

[–]malicart 15 points16 points ago

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Two words: Yesterdays Frontpage.

[–]danfnman[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Didn't see it. Honestly. Must have been an off day for me.

[–]sirdouchington 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't see it either. Thanks for posting, made my afternoon. Don't understand why people feel the need to comment on reposts... just ignore it and let the people who didn't stumble on it the first time enjoy it.

[–]Justavian -1 points0 points ago

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The fact that people name posts like this "No Words" isn't helping. It makes it impossible to search to see if it was just posted two hours ago.

[–]danfnman[S] 3 points4 points ago

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should I have called it "Bears, flying over forest, with lazers coming out of eyes?"

[–]sas4740 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely sounds more artsy that way.

[–]Justavian 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't have chosen that title either, though that would have been fine. If the word bears, forest, or laser had appeared in the title, that would be enough.

[–]sirolf 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure you know how reddit works: your frontpage is not necessarily the same as my frontpage.

[–]malicart 0 points1 point ago

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It was the "im not logged in" front page, so yes, it was the same.

[–]sirolf 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, to make exhaustively clear what I meant: most redditors make their own frontpage by (un)subscribing to reddits of their interest. This creates a personal frontpage hence our frontpage is (apparently) not the same. I didn't see this image before and judging by the upvotes / the fact it showed in r/funny's frontpage tells me I wasn't alone.

Saying 'yesterdays frontpage.' is only true for some. Not using the standard frontpage might give you a better experience.

[–]malicart -2 points-1 points ago

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OK, to my myself completely clear:

THIS FUCKING PICTURE HAS BEEN POSTED AT LEAST 10 TIMES IN THE LAST 4 DAYS.

Its not really even that cool. It was posted by multiple people to multiple sub reddits. GET OFF MY LAWN.

All bitching aside, im kinda drunk, and this shit is stupid.

[–]sirolf 0 points1 point ago

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Please accept my apology, good sir.

[–]malicart 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, good one. :)

[–]Bartleby986 5 points6 points ago

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Only YOU! Can help prevent forest fires, by taking on flying, laser-beam eyed bears in battle!

[–]Ombra17 2 points3 points ago

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Colbert's worst nightmare

[–]leochaisson3 2 points3 points ago

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canadian lazer bears!

[–]SocratesPhilosophies 3 points4 points ago

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In my day bears just used to steal picnic baskets

[–]Pheeshy 1 point2 points ago

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You mean pic-a-nic baskets

[–]IIdsandsII 3 points4 points ago

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Should.. have.. sent.. a poet.

[–]genericwit 1 point2 points ago

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Send in the turbowolves.

[–]defenderofslugs 1 point2 points ago

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Oregon.

[–]Lompocman 1 point2 points ago

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O CANADA. That is all.

[–]Monotone_Robot 1 point2 points ago

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As a druid tank in WoW, this is how I feel once I pick up three feathers for fun on Alysrazor.

[–]aubreya24 1 point2 points ago

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Why do I feel like this came from someone involved with Stephen Colbert?

[–]Dreadgoat 1 point2 points ago

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Nearly as amazing as Laser Wolf Turbo.

[–]MetalJunkie101 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like it's from the next WoW expansion.

[–]LegendaryCheez 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cg4l 1 point2 points ago

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Seems like an average day in Ohio.

[–]zoidbort 3 points4 points ago

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So...this is how it ends.

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 3 points4 points ago

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Finally, I have the answer to the question, "what would happen if a Canadian nature show, Pokemon, and an 80s dance party produced offspring?"

[–]erikb 2 points3 points ago

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where can i buy the original print of this to frame?

[–]redpoint13 0 points1 point ago

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My thought exactly.

[–]bringurown6pack 2 points3 points ago

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just made it my desktop background. close enough.

[–]blaze_all_day 1 point2 points ago

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This shit was on the front page a couple days ago. The fuck is happening to reddit?!

[–]evilpoptart 4 points5 points ago

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you must be new here..

[–]Alaskan_Thunder 1 point2 points ago

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I'm bearly surprised. Seriously though, it happens a lot.

[–]enphaux -1 points0 points ago

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Happening? It's already happened. People used to call out reposters, but they all got downvoted. This is the result of the reposter apologizer mentality. Plus, with the volume of people on Reddit, the Knights of New have no hope. We need to face it, the IQ of the average Redditer has taken a nose dive over the last year. But don't worry, eventually you'll make through the five stages of grief and not care any more.

[–]Streakiest 1 point2 points ago

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ITS ALL OVER, ABANDON SHIP MAYBE THE STICK WILL FALL OUT OF MY ASS THEN.

I didn't see this before. Isn't that weird?

[–]enphaux -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey look everyone, it's part of the problem!

[–]caeks 0 points1 point ago

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Why do the beams for their eyes shoot in odd directions?? Are they cross-eyed bears?

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wise2304 0 points1 point ago

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When flying laser-bears attack, we only have one hope...

the one they call...

Fluttershy.

[–]honeybadga 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone PLEASE shop some machine guns onto their feet?

[–]ecto1ajon 0 points1 point ago

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I want to go to there.

[–]donttemptmefrodo 0 points1 point ago*

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Wolves playing electric guitar, bears with chainsaws for hands, AK-47 wielding soviet bear cavalry, laser vision dinosaurs.

This shit never gets old. Or we're too intimidated to admit that it did.

[–]brodiemanthe1st 0 points1 point ago

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One word: Synnibarr.

[–]silverbackjack 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't from a game, have none of you ever been to Scotland? These things are everywhere up there

[–]kekembas17 0 points1 point ago

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Are those bears with freaking lasers for eyes?

[–]BearDick 0 points1 point ago

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Proof that Bears are the #1 threat to America

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I asked for sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!!

[–]marz0101 0 points1 point ago

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Scariest thing one can think of

[–]lurker69 0 points1 point ago

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Or is it all the words?

[–]kiyuragood 0 points1 point ago

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one word ..... fucked

[–]Kavvybop 0 points1 point ago

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One thousand words

FTFY.

[–]TrogdorDaBurninator 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of my Xbox theme... the old spice one where the parrots shoot lasers out of their eyes, it's a couple years old but easily still my favorite theme. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

[–]LaserWolfTurbo52 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you bears.

[–]TheBigbrue 0 points1 point ago

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Dubstep.

[–]dozza 0 points1 point ago

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all they need now is capes made out of a Canadian flag

[–]tfuchs 0 points1 point ago

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Good God, where did this come from?! Long time lurker. I finally joined just to make this my first upvote.

[–]ewoksandcandycorn 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this from Sinnebar? The spelling might be off. That crazy ass tabletop RPG?

[–]BelugaTaquito[!] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]theMadBicyclist 0 points1 point ago

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I upvote this in hopes that someone will one day make a 1440x900 background out of this.

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

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Shooting lasers out of your eyes is probably even worse than looking at the sun.

[–]Gremlin87 0 points1 point ago

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[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

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truly, the apocalypse is upon us.

[–]pariah_john 0 points1 point ago

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not even PEW-PEW-PEW?

[–]BlazedAndConfused 0 points1 point ago

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Threatdown #1!!

Do not let steven Colbert see this

[–]zakalak 0 points1 point ago

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Big Game Hunter 2?

[–]numeralsandletters 0 points1 point ago

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"NEW BACKGROUND"

[–]bean812 0 points1 point ago

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dubstep....

[–]nozzle1993 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LadyLollerskates 0 points1 point ago

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Needs chainsaws for arms.

[–]chief-awesome 0 points1 point ago

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only death awaits us now

[–]gradeahonky 0 points1 point ago

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Here's a comment to down vote: I'm sick of everyone combining a bunch of supposedly cool things and claiming the end result is the sum of its parts.

I don't care if you make a ninja that shits rainbows uppercutting Dino-sharks with battleaxes who love Chuck Testa. That shit sucks.

[–]Mogknight23 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of one of my friends who makes amazing pictures like this, except his was a bear riding Abraham Lincoln and Lincoln had the laser eyes. Didn't think it could get crazier did you?

[–]DaDizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Quick! Someone tell Colbert!

[–]LaserGuidedPolarBear[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I approve.

[–]hypocrisy1776 0 points1 point ago

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Stephen Colbert's worst nightmare

[–]johnnyboy0788 0 points1 point ago

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The only words: Bears with lasers!

[–]snoops69 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile, in Canada.....

[–]mcderps 0 points1 point ago

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What is this? I don't even...

[–]ajmeeh6842 0 points1 point ago

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The Bear Calvary has grown wings...God is dead....

[–]Spappy 0 points1 point ago

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FACT!

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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Godamn i feel an epic 80's metal power ballad coming on.

[–]Poondums 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate said, "Yes."

[–]Jits41 0 points1 point ago

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Two Words: Fucking Awesome

[–]PurpleCapybara 0 points1 point ago

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Releasing the sky sharks is our only hope

[–]Informationator 0 points1 point ago

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The Wizard of Oz 2

[–]Layze 0 points1 point ago

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This is fear

[–]fauxtoe 0 points1 point ago

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It feels like the words - flying, bears, lasers, eyes, and things along those lines would work in the right order.

[–]dayoldhater 0 points1 point ago

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DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT!

[–]blankfield 0 points1 point ago

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I have a couple: Winged Flying Grizzlies with Motherfucking Laser Eyes!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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God, send that one in to the Colbert Report.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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"Flying bears with laser eyes" would have been good words to use.

[–]Wage_slave 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, I think have found the best picture ever produced. Move over Mona Lisa, the bears are comin'!

[–]louie432843 -2 points-1 points ago

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no words, just upvotes

[–]HuggableBear -1 points0 points ago

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No words? How about AWESOME?

[–]lovelyallen -2 points-1 points ago

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How about stupid?

[–]drzan -1 points0 points ago

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They already caused the fires in the distance, and they want more chaos! These chaos bears look like the real deal, I'd think twice before letting them lose in Ohio.

[–]tanderson101 -1 points0 points ago

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We should all hope and pray that these bears do not become a reality.

[–]theonomatopoeia -1 points0 points ago

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For some reason I immediately thought of Man-Bear-Pig...

[–]Kracus -1 points0 points ago

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Those are the most crosseyed winged lasereye bears I've ever seen.

[–]kaorder -1 points0 points ago

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Those bears are cross-eyed. shouldn't the lasers be aimed in the same direction?

[–]Shuko -1 points0 points ago

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I have words for you... three of 'em:

Shit's... gettin'... REAL.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo -1 points0 points ago

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Finally, a t-shirt design fit to wear on my wedding.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not a fan of this 'wtf art' anymore. At first it was unique finds, now people just create wtf art just for the wtf factor. It's old and when it's done on purpose just ...isn't interesting to me in the slightest.

[–]matrixrory -1 points0 points ago

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no words. just a repost.

[–]MuteSecurity -1 points0 points ago

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how bout repost

[–]phasmy -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST.