Overanalysis

thedarksideoftheme · 10 months

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insertfunnynamehere · 10 months

I'm a straight dude, and fuck this chart.

Please, gals, if you wanna say something, go the hell ahead and say it.

Mlemac28 · 10 months

Now let me overanalyse this a bit more. I fucking hate the advice that says "Don't call or text him, guys like the chase. He should be pursuing you. " etc. If a guy isn't comfortable with me making some of the first moves, then I don't want to date him anyway. I'm not some meek, passive girl at home waiting for a boy to call me. I want to get laid, damnit!

radical_roots · 10 months

what do you do if he is not a crush, your bf or your ex-bf?

ewoksandcandycorn · 10 months

Whoa. Some of this is pretty hardcore. Can't I text the guy that took me out just to see what he's up to today? Why do I have to let him contact me first? I'll stick to my "if I want to talk to you, I will" method. Damn.

lizlemon_blerg · 10 months

but now I need a flowchart with options for what to actually SAY in the text!! /sarcasm

LeGrandSaut · 10 months

So if I texted my boyfriend first today, I'm sober, and we've had steady conversation the past couple hours, I should not text him for whatever reason? HE'S MY GODDAMN BOYFRIEND SOMETIMES I WANNA TEXT HIM THINGS

TheWereRabbit · 10 months

"Is he your boyfriend? Are you sure?" ಠ_ಠ

lankira · 10 months

...I get stuck in an infinite loop on the "Is he a crush/your boyfriend/an ex" questions. It's all "No".

Eh, well. Guess I'll do it anyways because it's a FRIEND that I want to hang out with.

BardtheBowman · 10 months

Bullshit chart. Here's the universal chart for all genders and orientations:

Are you interested in this person? Yes ---> Text him/her No ---> Don't text him/her, unless you want to have friendly conversation, which is totally cool, then do text him/her.

GreenWithLove · 10 months

This is so silly!

I traced the path from me texting a guy I went on a few dates with. Even though we went on three dates this week, because he didn't initiate texting me today, I can't text him because he's not that into me.

As I was doing that, my phone bzzed and it was him texting me! 'Not into me' my ass!

ItWillBeMine · 10 months

Source

gypsiequeen · 10 months

lol don't text when you're drunk? I'm sure glad i disregarded that rule with the boyfriend last night

Pfft. stupid flow chart.

Avitty · 10 months

How about we all just text whoever the fuck we want when we feel like it?

ninetales · 10 months

I think the whole point of this chart is to show how ridiculous the whole analysis is, when we try too hard to please / read others without trusting that they'll like us for who we are. Strategies makes sense action to action (especially when you're insecure and stressed). But the net behavior is absurd.

That being said, I agree with what everyone's been saying that actually following this would be self-demeaning / dumb / etc.

oogmar · 10 months

Requesting vigorous sexual goings on from a friend strangely absent.

Not that I've ever sent that text. >.>

MeshTree · 10 months

Wait, so I have to kiss a crush before texting him?

Chafez · 10 months

Playing "games" gets your more pussy, being straightforward gets you more dick.

Being honest with your feelings gets you a stable relationship.

cassiope · 10 months

People, people, people... it's supposed to be funny. Enjoy it. Laugh at folks who go through this much mental twister. I read the title of the post and assumed it was humor, not a serious set of life directions.

If you want life directions: "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff." :-)

ellipsisoverload · 10 months

I really rather admire the effort that's gone into this chart, however all of the end points are better if you invert them...

gtfolmao · 10 months

This is the dumbest thing ever. If I wanna text a dude, I'm gonna text him.

supermermaidthing · 10 months

Holy fuck! This is a map of an insane girl's brain! Go with your heart lil ladies.

fuckyeahcarlsagan · 10 months

I'm really glad one of the paths ends by telling me to stop over analyzing things. Thanks flowchart, really needed that reality check there.

MFingPterodactyl · 10 months

Saw first question.

Decided I wouldn't like any of the other answers either.

Offensive_Brute · 10 months

that has to be geared toward 13 year olds or something.

JordanJO · 10 months

XY here, this is the most fucking stupid thing I've ever seen. Please don't do this shit.

Surrealis · 10 months

Why is there no "no" option that doesn't go to "Boyfriend," "crush," or "ex"?

tPRoC · 10 months

myth: guys like the chase

fact: no we do not. we do not at all.

scoutsiren · 10 months

I rolled doubles on my first turn but I'm too scared to move anywhere and now I don't want to roll again. This is a game where nobody wins.

zemily · 10 months

Why are the only options crush, boyfriend, or ex?

I have male friends too :(


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