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[–]btnheazy03 12 points13 points ago

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[–]emseefely 2 points3 points ago

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way creepier than i want

[–]that_makes_no_sense 0 points1 point ago

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well you're gonna get it anyway.

[–]topicality 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love this. I'm laughing way too much. Well now back to watching that gif.

[–]repete 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pungkow[!] 17 points18 points ago

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...and now we know where the chess knight piece comes from.

[–]MotamaPT 2 points3 points ago

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I deleted my same comment cause you beat me to it. Check mate.

[–]bkauf7 1 point2 points ago

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i see wut u did thur

[–]Skylarity 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CottonStorm 15 points16 points ago

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There's definitely a clever joke about penis size here.

Anybody?

[–]Quicksdraw 18 points19 points ago

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Hey...that little guy is the size of my penis!

[–]CottonStorm 9 points10 points ago

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IT WASN'T ME! I won't downvote you for trying.

[–]zmansman17 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like the horse-head guy gets the worst of both worlds lol

[–]MotamaPT 0 points1 point ago

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I for sure wouldn't want to get horse head.

[–]zmansman17 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed fine sir-- Id much rather stick with the lower half of the horse and the human brain!

[–]lazy_panda_ 0 points1 point ago

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Then you sir become the proud owner of a horse's dick.

[–]martinw89 0 points1 point ago

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DON'T EAT THE CRAB DIP!

[–]Dasrye 4 points5 points ago

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Now suck my cock.

[–]IATEBACON 30 points31 points ago

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title should be "sarah jessica parker vs. centaur"

[–]desrosiers 1 point2 points ago

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sarah jessica parker = (centaur)T ?

[–]nickgrazi 0 points1 point ago

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Come on man, it's Friday, I just had a Thermo test, can't I not think about school for one day. Upvote anyway.

[–]thephenom 3 points4 points ago

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What's with the long face?

[–]eagleapex 3 points4 points ago

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"Christ, what an asshole."

[–]GottaSleep 3 points4 points ago

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Does this mean that their offspring was the 1st human?

[–]kenba2099 9 points10 points ago

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Or the first hoers

[–]Squaredude 5 points6 points ago

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You spelled "whores" wrong.

[–]scy1192 1 point2 points ago

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[–]drop0ut 2 points3 points ago

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what a horse's ass.

[–]Mister9Incher 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lawt6224 2 points3 points ago

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I believe the winning New Yorker caption was: "You're just like your mother."

[–]elasticbingbong 2 points3 points ago

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I believe you're right. To be clear, this image is part of the New Yorker's weekly "you caption it" contests where a comic image is presented with no caption; readers submit captions and then vote on their favorites.

For what it's worth, I'm sick of it and wish they would bring back "The Back Page," where anything could be featured: comic, essay, poem, the presidential "100 days" quizzes. I find the submissions are usually subpar, and sometimes the winner doesn't capture anything about the image itself. And there's apparently only one guy who vets them all and chooses the three finalists. This is a bit of a rant. I guess I really don't like it.

[–]lawt6224 1 point2 points ago

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100% agree. It's so weird flipping through every issue and chuckling at the professionally captioned cartoons, then getting to the back page only to hit a sour note of mediocrity.

[–]RockySprinkles 28 points29 points ago

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Neigh, this doesn't make sense at all, or am I missing the mane point of it?

I'll probably be hoofed out of this thread, just when I was going to whinny at karma.

I need to make more stable posts.

[–]PunThreadBlocker 46 points47 points ago

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I don't know what to do in this situation.

[–]boogdd 7 points8 points ago

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Move on to the next thread, insteed.

[–]roamingandy 0 points1 point ago

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the Sarah Jessica Parker story?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Two unlikely neigh-bors

[–]panky117 -2 points-1 points ago

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  1. numbers

[–]roflz -4 points-3 points ago

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He doesn't even have hands to measure his height.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Horse related things

[–]Kensin -2 points-1 points ago

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how tack-y

[–]Rinkeli 2 points3 points ago

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You ass.

[–]humblerodent -4 points-3 points ago

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Hay you! Quit taking all the good horse puns!

[–]Jbergur 4 points5 points ago

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Does this mean he can eat ridiculous amounts of grass and still crap like a human?

That's the dream

[–]Badass_Cactus 1 point2 points ago

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"So.....Who's going to ride who in this situation?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Zach Kanin: Great New Yorker cartoonist, or best New Yorker cartoonist?

[–]zephyy 1 point2 points ago

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horseface: "kill me. please."

[–]Dr_Scientist_ 1 point2 points ago

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Sigh . . . Okay lets make this happen.

[–]t1t50rgtf0 1 point2 points ago

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Hoofers gonna hoof!

[–]Zipo29 2 points3 points ago

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what the hell is sara jessica parker doing in this photo?

[–]Nutella_the_Hun 12 points13 points ago

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We get it: she looks like a horse. Reddit is obsessed with this. She's ugly, sure, but she's barely even relevant as a celebrity. Who cares. You guys are all just beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]Zipo29 -2 points-1 points ago

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Haters gonna Hate

[–]roflz -5 points-4 points ago

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Sarah Jessica Parker... died...?

[–]Xility 2 points3 points ago

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Why do you get two torsos?

[–]0x2k -4 points-3 points ago

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?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Funny anecdote. Aristotle, for all his brilliance, had some kooky theories about the natural sciences. Like, women have less teeth then men. If I remember correctly, dude was married three times; guess he never bothered to check. Anyway, he theorized that animal life originated when various body parts fell from the sky, to earth, and assembled themselves according to some kind of platonic archetypes. There were however errors in this process, leading to creatures like the centaur.

Note: this post may contain factual inaccuracies, being based on fuzzy memories of a bygone philosophy education.

[–]litewo 1 point2 points ago

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Anyway, he theorized that animal life originated when various body parts fell from the sky, to earth, and assembled themselves according to some kind of platonic archetypes. There were however errors in this process, leading to creatures like the centaur.

That would explain why there are different types of centaurs depicted in Greek art. Some have horse genitalia while others have human genitalia, with the horse parts starting at the posterior.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]TrollMN 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward

[–]harrisonfire 0 points1 point ago

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There was a comic somone made a while ago that had one of these in it. Something about a girl and a dork going to narnia or something. I lost the link, could never find it again.

[–]Defiantbringdaruckus 0 points1 point ago

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So...which one would you have sex with?

[–]ZarZad 0 points1 point ago

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Nice piece of ass.

[–]Ma_maGusta 0 points1 point ago

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Ive said it before and I will say it again, HORSES ASS.

[–]floydenstein 0 points1 point ago

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but what do you call something like this?

[–]SchpartyOn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]meowmixST 0 points1 point ago

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"heeyy brother!"

[–]JGPH 0 points1 point ago

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Would this make the left-over bit a horse's ass?

[–]guyguy23 0 points1 point ago

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that explains robin FIXED

[–]DistinctlyRandom 0 points1 point ago

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"Son, you were an accident."

[–]AgeMarkus 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant_rule_34..?

Actually, no.

[–]utnow 0 points1 point ago

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Horse sense perhaps...

[–]yakkerman 0 points1 point ago

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so... a Centaur and Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]freznedz 0 points1 point ago

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They should fight

[–]thang1thang2 0 points1 point ago

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what what in the butt butt?

[–]David_Coron 0 points1 point ago

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I want... I want to see it run...

[–]FourHundredandTwenty 0 points1 point ago

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And this is how the Rook was born.

[–]hitlerwasright 0 points1 point ago

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Sara Jessica Parker as a child

[–]fallenreaper -1 points0 points ago

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Sarah Jessica Park is on the right it seems. Tough to tell from the angle though.

[–]5263_Says -2 points-1 points ago

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The horse head should have two front horse legs and human arms.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No. The human torso sits where the horse head should be on the centaur. So in effect the centaur has two torsos with their respective 'front' limbs. The opposite of that would be the lower half of a human joined to a horse head

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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But the little guy can jump over other pieces.

[–]bamp -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Wazowski -2 points-1 points ago

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THIS COMIC IS HORSE RELATED!

SARAH JESSICA PARKER, AMIRITE???