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[–]haux 47 points48 points ago

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I'm not sure I understand. She reaches YOUR orgasm? How does this work exactly?

[–]Rambosherbet 9 points10 points ago

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It's okay, man. I understood what you were asking. Still don't know the answer, though.

[–]haux 1 point2 points ago

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Makes me wonder if there's a orgasm claw-grabber? That would be kinda nifty.

[–]bigroblee -1 points0 points ago

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I took it to mean when his girlfriend makes him ejaculate. I could be wrong.

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy 4 points5 points ago

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Obvious answer: they're the same person.

The real question is, do you want the emphasis on "reaches" (which you italic'd) or "your" (which you capitalised)?

YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH. NO SIR.

[–]haux 3 points4 points ago

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I THINK I can emphasize WHATEVER I DAMN well please. FUCK THE POLICE.

[–]sonicoliver 1 point2 points ago

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Get back to studying, Chris.

[–]NeedsMoreCrazy 0 points1 point ago

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Who's chris?

[–]sonicoliver 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, I have a cold.

[–]frodnorg 29 points30 points ago

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The tricky part is having the french fries ready at just the right moment.

[–]DomoInMySoup 21 points22 points ago

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And at no point do you guys stop to concern yourselves with the fact that her vagina is MADE OF FUCKING GLASS?

[–]TheUpwardSpiral 20 points21 points ago

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Better fucking glass than normal glass.

[–]theglasscondom 1 point2 points ago

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My soul mate.

[–]PathOfRighteousMan 1 point2 points ago

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I found glass in my vagina once. That was an interesting day.

[–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point ago

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Worse than a heart of glass.

[–]mkdz 44 points45 points ago

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She squirts ketchup everywhere when she orgasms? Awesome!

[–]joseph10000 20 points21 points ago

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Stick a corndog up there

[–]Bake_Him_Away_Toys 1 point2 points ago

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Corndog in the cornhole? Now you're talking.

[–]osciminan 12 points13 points ago

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It's so much more convenient then having to open all those packets.

[–]bhindblueiz 17 points18 points ago

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Not sure that's ketchup... But hey, who wants wings?!

[–]agentsirus 2 points3 points ago

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At least Shiftyze has officially earned his Crimson Badge of Honor.

I salute you, sir.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Man, you could be making hamburgers and fucking! Time it right, you've got yourself some sweet sauce for your burger!

[–]Fyzzle 0 points1 point ago

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That's not ketchup....

[–]Phased 43 points44 points ago

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Do you always have sex during that time of the month?

[–]drak0 11 points12 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Okkuc 6 points7 points ago

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Always

[–]OUSoonerChase 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone know the source of this gif?

[–]BunsonHoneydew 5 points6 points ago

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You are always supposed to hit the 57 on the side of the bottle. That's the ketchup G-spot.

[–]Fitzgerald27 12 points13 points ago

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Dude, that ain't an orgasm...

[–]Tiny0496 2 points3 points ago

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Disgusting, arousing, and hilarious all at the same time.

[–]danmoo 2 points3 points ago

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I now want fries.

[–]ObeySaturnGod 5 points6 points ago

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That reminds me of what happens when a Japanese person is cut.

Just gallons of blood everywhere.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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aaaaaand gross.

[–]carnivoris 1 point2 points ago

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damn, you might wanna go to the doctor

[–]evilalien 1 point2 points ago

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Your girlfriend is a ketchup bottle?

[–]Friskeywhiskey 1 point2 points ago

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I think he may have miss worded it. I think he means to say thats what its like when his girlfriend makes him cum.

[–]xKJx25 1 point2 points ago

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I already thought the GIF was hilarious. I went back to check the title. I fell off my chair. well played!

[–]missingsf 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, yours is a squirter too, I see...

[–]speculativeSpectator 3 points4 points ago

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You should probably not have sex with her if you know that she is about to have a messy miscarriage...

[–]EveryoneGetsAnUpvote 1 point2 points ago

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Haha! You jizz blood! Have an upvote!

[–]narcolepsyinc 0 points1 point ago

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That's what you get for putting it up so high.

[–]CynofChaos 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for accuracy. Oh wait, I read "when my girlfriend finally reaches orgasm". Well... shit, control your fluids, man! They're EVERYWHERE!

[–]mroosevelt 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, late night redditing. Nothing to see here, move along. WAIT I FOUND SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]scrivener101 0 points1 point ago

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she might want to get that checked out...

[–]cihao[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I like my girlfriends with dijonaise mustard tyvm

[–]ogeezyv 0 points1 point ago

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So she's on her period when she orgasms?

[–]faptastical 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you should stop having sex with her on her period.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Might wanna get yourself checked out!

[–]meadhawg 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe not do it during "that" time of the month

[–]Xmas456 0 points1 point ago

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Sex during Shark Week.... Eewwwww!!!!

[–]Farfecknugat 0 points1 point ago

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I'm amazed so few people can actually parse what the title means.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed WAY too hard at this.

[–]cruxix 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like she got her period..

[–]Gearshock 0 points1 point ago

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I get it! Her period starts!

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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Clarification request: is this supposed to be about you orgasming, or your girlfriend orgasming?

[–]kilawl 0 points1 point ago

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There's a huge lie somewhere in this. The female orgasm is a myth.

[–]papaslew 0 points1 point ago

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oh god... so much blood

[–]starjet 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I guess now we all know who has gotten his red wings!

[–]caeks 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop laughing, omg!

[–]CharlieTango 0 points1 point ago

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Would have been soo much funnier if the gif didnt take 2 minutes to load

[–]ViscidGobs 0 points1 point ago

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I sure hope that's ketchup. 'Cause if its something else, you have bad timing.

[–]Original_juju 0 points1 point ago

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That's what it's like when I find out the "pull-out" method worked.

[–]missalissa15 0 points1 point ago

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my thoughts are so NSFL right now.

[–]Confuseled -1 points0 points ago

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And how is that different from normal?

[–]Honeyblade -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently there aren't a lot of guys in this thread who have heard of female ejaculation.

[–]CharlieTango -1 points0 points ago

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I dont know of any guy who hasnt heard of it.... Theres this thing called internet porn now, its pretty popular.

[–]Honeyblade 0 points1 point ago

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I was being sarcastic, because there are a lot of guys in this thread saying things like, "Than there is something wrong with your girlfriend."

[–]JTHipster -2 points-1 points ago

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False implication that op has a girlfriend?

[–]tylargh -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE