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[–]ShadySkins 34 points35 points ago

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don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

[–]MiraP 10 points11 points ago

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Since when? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

[–]wtfOP 7 points8 points ago

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Try and hit me Napoleon.

[–]RedRager 1 point2 points ago

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bell rings

[–]bpmbrent 2 points3 points ago

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How about matching gold bracelets

[–]natiice 6 points7 points ago

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It's sad because that's actually what I do when I get an upvote

[–]SamFuckingNeill 4 points5 points ago

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dude this is what i do when not getting a downvote

[–]Rituparno 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly my feeling but sadly I hardly get upvotes :(

[–]Vesuvias 0 points1 point ago

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You got my pity vote friend. pats back

[–]kotojo 5 points6 points ago

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Are you gonna fist pump for each upvote? If so, you have a bit of work ahead of you.

[–]DOBBYISDEAD 1 point2 points ago

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Not with the help of these fellows.

[–]noonenowhere 5 points6 points ago

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A mildly-retarted, middle-aged white man dating a black girl whom you've met online? Glad to know I'm not alone.

[–]beltonicus 5 points6 points ago

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[–]noonenowhere 1 point2 points ago

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Well played. That deserves a point.

[–]Barnichole 4 points5 points ago

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I logged in just to upvote this. I trust you're celebrating appropriately.

[–]_anonimoose_[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That I am, sir. That I am. And thank you to all the others that upvoted, you have all made my day!

[–]Barnichole 0 points1 point ago

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Good.....also, I have a vagina.

[–]_anonimoose_[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I said ma'am. There must be something wrong with your computer that ma'am shows up as sir. >.<

[–]Condrona 1 point2 points ago

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How I felt when this Gif took all of two seconds to load.

http://i.imgur.com/XJrIf.gif!'

[–]IMFINALLY18 1 point2 points ago

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Y-y-y-y-y-yeeeessssssssss

[–]alatare 2 points3 points ago

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by single upvote, do you, perchance, mean the automatically assigned one?

[–]veni_vidi_defui 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sure there is a good reason why you automatically upvote everything you submit, however it's a bit weird when you start thinking about, right?

Right?

[–]alatare 3 points4 points ago

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I would guess the assumption is made that if you're posting it, you believe it to be worthy of at least your own upvote.

[–]veni_vidi_defui 0 points1 point ago

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I think so too, but if submitting is equal to your approval than isn't an upvote a bit redundant.

Or consider the fact I downvoted my own comment after your upvote so I could be at karma balance, lol

[–]trigaderzad2606 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I've never seen redundancy on reddit.

I cannot recall any time I have witnessed the presence of symmetry in different posts on this source for what's new and popular on the web.

Edit: I upvoted all the comments prior to this one to destroy the karma balance :D

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

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but liking your own stuff on FB makes people look like arrogant asses

[–]hiss_spat_ima_cat 1 point2 points ago

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How about 369 upvotes???

YEAH BUDDY!

[–]Boreal_girl 2 points3 points ago

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Your mom goes to college.

[–]contradicting_you 0 points1 point ago

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Now, watch the gif 266 times for realism.

[–]makecowsnotwar 0 points1 point ago

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I swear to god if all of you in this thread I upvoted don't first pump I will hunt each and every one of you down.

[–]pleiadean 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a upvote out there for you too. Peace out.

[–]glasseyed86 0 points1 point ago

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I DEMAND a gif of you doing that. Do it for the kids anonimoose...

[–]zefrogi 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't make a video of you doing that ... 2,566 times ... Then I shall find you smart moose.

[–]armedburrito 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted. Now where's your gif, smart guy?

[–]TooMuchCoffee 0 points1 point ago

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Well then I have some things you'll love

[–]lower_case_sensitive 0 points1 point ago

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What about now that I just DOWNVOTED you

[–]Father_Ross 0 points1 point ago

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I know this feeling well. Upvote for you good sir

[–]crank1978 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for eating all the chips, Kip!

[–]EveryoneGetsAnUpvote 0 points1 point ago

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Because I appreciate your honesty. Have an upvote!

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

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This is a girl.

[–]riddlemetom 0 points1 point ago

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You should look into /r/HIFW :D

[–]EXIT_SUCCESS 0 points1 point ago

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one of the best reposts of all time!!!

[–]ejachim 0 points1 point ago

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Buahaha!That's my brother in law. Ive got to get a picture of the "real" him for you guys.

[–]CatInBubbles 0 points1 point ago

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I'm expecting a pic.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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RIP...

[–]BadKitty420 1 point2 points ago

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*Kip

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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I went to google to find the source that kip died IRL, but it turns out he never did.

I've spent the last 5 years or whatever it was since ND came out and I always thought he was dead. Blowing my mind.

[–]Newshoe 0 points1 point ago

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LaFawnduh approves

[–]huntdawgin -2 points-1 points ago

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Here you go sir.

[–]bumchyflop -1 points0 points ago

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i feel the same

[–]huntdawgin -2 points-1 points ago

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Here you go sir.

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[–]Zeppelanoid -1 points0 points ago

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I have to go pee on her.

[–]Sven2774 -2 points-1 points ago

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Upvote for proper reaction or downvote for reminding me of that shit movie?

[–]mrzack -4 points-3 points ago

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just look at all my negative karma points. how do u think i feel?