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[–]stonedotjimmy 20 points21 points ago

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how does he get that perfect spread of sheets? try this yourself and see how hard it is to make papers fly in such a uniform pattern

[–]tagus 36 points37 points ago

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they dropped papers from above him -- he only threw a few. if you look more closely, you can see a butt ton of papers just appear out of the top of the screen at the same time and then just fall much faster than everything else.

[–]Madd0g 2 points3 points ago

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Look at the video posted below... his fingers are between the papers

[–]PenguinattheDisco 3 points4 points ago

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TV magic

[–]anexanhume 69 points70 points ago

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Do you imagine all your life scenarios in sepia?

[–]Trikester 16 points17 points ago

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All the time

[–]brokowska420 6 points7 points ago

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I usually imagine my life scenarios in an early 90's Seattle black and white. That's just me though...

[–]Kredns 2 points3 points ago

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Hey have you heard about /r/Grunge? ;)

[–]brokowska420 2 points3 points ago

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I'm there all the time, man!

[–]EYESUCK 1 point2 points ago

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It can't rain all the time.

[–]butterflyhigh 1 point2 points ago

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only when the teacher doesn't collect it.

[–]PopeJohnPaulII 1 point2 points ago

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I find sepia sets the proper tone.

[–]NiggaPope 46 points47 points ago

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How about when you don't do the assignment, and the teacher lets out class without asking about it, and some bitch with blonde hair and ugg boots goes ahead and reminds him about it.

[–]ScizRGaming 39 points40 points ago

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Yeah... I hate responsible people too.

[–]silent_p 19 points20 points ago

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She's obviously not responsible. She's wearing uggs.

[–]Renmauzuo 25 points26 points ago

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I know! It's like they actually want the professor to see their work, and even grade and it give feedback so they can see how they're doing. The nerve of them.

[–]filenotfounderror 4 points5 points ago

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Not really, most people just want a pat on the head.

[–]NiggaPope -3 points-2 points ago

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Well my complaint would be it'll most likely just be collected next class, why not look out for those in your class that did not do it and give them another shot, you don't lose anything by doing this. There was actually a low collective groan when she asked, and I heard her say "I dont give a shit, I did it." Just my warped slacker mind perhaps. Also, I actually like the UGG look, this girl just annoyed me and it was the only distinguishing feature I could recall.

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn -1 points0 points ago

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Responsible for a foot up her honest ass.

[–]bornforthismegan 9 points10 points ago

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EVERY DAY

[–]thejanitor44 10 points11 points ago

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EVERY CLASS

[–]funkenstein12 13 points14 points ago

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Then she has the audacity to bitch about how many assignments she gets.

[–]Camayd 0 points1 point ago

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It's not the number it's the I wiped my ass with this quality and our near constant fear that natural selection is populating the world with idiots.

[–]nepidae 11 points12 points ago

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She is the 1%

[–]mrcheeps -1 points0 points ago

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Uggs are the worst thing to happen to America. And think of all of the bad things that has happened to America...yeah, that bad

[–]Atreides_Zero 5 points6 points ago

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What the fuck is an Ugg boot and why are you so judgemental of it?

[–]Bored_At_Night 2 points3 points ago

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Stop by a high school or college campus in the US. Doesn't matter which one. Wait 2 minutes by a sidewalk. You will know.

[–]sfwlz 4 points5 points ago

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They're a brown boot-sized slipper, originally from Australia. The Ugg unsurpingly means "Ugly." I think they're made mostly from wool insides, they look comfy as fuck.

[–]gatrs41 2 points3 points ago

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They are obviously made from kangaroos, duh.

[–]Mr_Bonsai 2 points3 points ago

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They are comfy as fuck but should never be worn outside the house... ever.

[–]TuriGuiliano 3 points4 points ago

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So the foot equivalent of Snuggies

[–]DevastatorIIC 0 points1 point ago

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My new favorite analogy, thanks :)

[–]Azrael_Ferrum 0 points1 point ago

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My girlfriend said she wears them to look like a Dragonball character.

[–]ScizRGaming 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SeeminglyUseless 1 point2 points ago

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I have to admit, I was expecting you to be r_spiders_link or actuallybeyoncesbutt.

Well done.

[–]kayyeah -1 points0 points ago

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sfwiz has the truth of it- though many don't think they are ugly. I wore them outside the house- in the snow paths (that we dug/maintained), to collect firewood(that we collected during summer). That's how they should be used. (cool experience... can I brag? haha!)

[–]gatrs41 -4 points-3 points ago

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You know she's the only princess that did it.

[–]HereIsTheVideo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]seedlesssoul 9 points10 points ago

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I did this once and got a detention for "insubordination".

[–]toezol 2 points3 points ago

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i actually keep it because it has happened to me that the next class they ask for it.

[–]vinfx 3 points4 points ago

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When I took my high school trigonometry course, our teacher gave us assignments every couple days. We averaged 3 per week and it would take me between 1 to 1.5 hours to do just one. I do my homework and he doesn't collect it. He doesn't even mention it nor is it mentioned in the syllabus. This goes on for 3 weeks so I'm like... fuck it. I'm not doing this shit.

December rolls around and it's the Monday before Christmas break. He non-nonchalantly mentions all the homework up to this point was due by that Friday. I had 4 evenings to do 30-35 assignments on a topic I had not been studying nor paying much attention to.

[–]darwin2500 2 points3 points ago

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The purpose of the assignment is for you to learn something by doing it, not to get a grade. The grade is the whip they use to coerce you into actually improving yourself.

[–]JakeCameraAction 14 points15 points ago

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First person to turn this into a debate over the quality of Big Bang Theory gets punched in the throat.

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 13 points14 points ago

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I'll take the hit.

[–]volt1up 0 points1 point ago

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This season is pretty funny again, except for the first ep, that felt like it belonged in the last season.

[–]Dillenger69 5 points6 points ago

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Think of it as learning the material rather than appeasing the instructor. You are doing it for yourself, not for them.

[–]zeppelinfromled 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously. I can only assume this was submitted by a high school student. My problem sets in college were never collected. It's not like the professor just forgot, but they weren't intended to be collected. You do the work because you want to learn the material.

[–]bethanechol 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit. In high school I read all of Hard Times for AP European History just to have the teacher blow it off at the last minute because he hated Dickens. Then why did you assign it in the first place??

[–]Viralculturemusic 1 point2 points ago

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In my head I can't stop hearing the sound of the paper flipping up, scattering, and then sliding across the floor to a stop.

[–]EveryoneGetsAnUpvote 1 point2 points ago

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Sheldon is always angry. Have an upvote!

[–]hammerswinreddit 6 points7 points ago

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How ON EARTH do they not laugh during this?

[–]cambionic 21 points22 points ago

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Possibly because this was the 400th take of the same scene.

[–]Kinglink 14 points15 points ago

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Jim Parsons who plays Sheldon is an acting master. Johnny Galecki (Leonard) on the other hand has a lot of experience (he was on Rosanne for quite a while). Though he sometimes breaks.

However Kaley Cuoco is by far the worst actor on the show just from the very simple fact that you can see her break character all the time mostly from Sheldon's comments, but still, it annoys the fuck out of me.

[–]sfwlz 3 points4 points ago

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Can you give me an example of Kaley breaking character, I've never really spotted it, but I never really look for it.

[–]Railz 4 points5 points ago

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She smirks a lot when it was clearly not intentional. (Sad situations, serious arguements) but given the camera shoots on her when she does it, I think she is meant to do it.

[–]sfwlz 2 points3 points ago

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Ah well, it aint Hamlet. Just a silly, colourful sitcom. Good stoner TV.

[–]Kinglink 0 points1 point ago

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There's a number of times when she doubles over, clearly laughing.. or smirking. As Raliz says the camera shoots on her. However often it's so out of character, such as her being pissed off at someone and then laughing at something Sheldon says.

I don't have a list of them to be honest, I just notice that a few times the crew laughs, but it's mostly lead by her breaking.

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[–]JakeCameraAction 8 points9 points ago

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True.
Big Bang Theory on the other hand is quite funny.

[–]JackofAttack -1 points0 points ago

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I've enjoyed neither of them.

[–]larkable -2 points-1 points ago*

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Since you don't agree with me, you clearly like men.

Edit:

Wow, reddit, can't even take a joke. If you didn't notice, I'm not being serious.

[–]JackofAttack 0 points1 point ago

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I personally don't enjoy BBT, and don't think the acting is very good. But if you enjoy it that's cool.

Also, I'm not gay, but fully support gay rights and feel no shame in being called gay. In fact, think about it, being gay is like the manliest thing you can do. You're getting pounded in the ass by men, or pounding a man in the ass. All us straight folk settle for soft little vaginas. Wimps.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

[–]bornforthismegan 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually really really hard to get all the papers to go random directions like that, they want to stay together more. You have to use really thin paper or something.

[–]perrygeo 1 point2 points ago

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I had a calculus teacher in high school who collected homework only a few times each quarter... but it was completely random and you got A FULL LETTER GRADE deducted if you didn't have it. Did everyone do their homework? Hell yes. And every single student in the class got a 5 on the AP Calc exam too.

[–]darthsessa 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheRain 0 points1 point ago

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This teacher collects every assignment. Grading them, on the other hand....

[–]Shup 0 points1 point ago

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http://audiencesounds.com/

ADD TRACK OF YOUR CHOICE FOR THE FULL EXPERIENCE

[–]daevilpurple 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to me in Psych today. Came to school just to turn in this assignment... Damn you Miss Katie...

[–]Epershand 0 points1 point ago

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You sound like the guy in my Philosophy class.

[–]Idiombomberz 0 points1 point ago

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Feels like when I'm the only one in class who reads the summer reading.

[–]james000vickers 0 points1 point ago

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i just watched this episode along with the rest of the seasons

[–]awe300 0 points1 point ago

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1st world problems

[–]Camayd 0 points1 point ago

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Yea dude fuck learning it's just like totally lame, am I right? I say we pay shit tons for an undergrad education and then make sleep deprived grad students grade the same reworded shit from wikipedia over and over again and call it a fun time. -A bitter TA

[–]DIGGYRULES 0 points1 point ago

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I am a teacher and I just had an argument about this with another group of teachers in my department. Apparently they ALL frequently assign things to the students and then don't grade those things. Today was the last day of the marking period and some of those teachers said they only have about 15 or so grades for the entire 9-week period.

I can't believe this.

I grade every single assignment I give my students. If I am going to ask them to read/write/think/work/submit, then the least I can do is go over it and give them credit for it.

[–]AttractiveMeat 0 points1 point ago

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You become the worst show on television?

[–]CapNRoddy -1 points0 points ago

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What is with all the promotion shitty network comedies get on this site?

[–]originalcuntscabs -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck off. At least you did it to improve your learning.

[–]UlrichVonLichtenstei -1 points0 points ago

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What a kerfluffin... =/

[–]robhol -1 points0 points ago

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Did... did you just monochromize The Big Bang Theory?!