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[–]bluthru 22 points23 points ago

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Protip: Don't leave a darker band under Siri's response next time you photoshop.

[–]Georgiahobenscoben 9 points10 points ago

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[–]NebraskaHuskerCaturday 0 points1 point ago

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I tried it too!

[–]ArkansasNostroloppoccus 7 points8 points ago

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Siri likes to mock my southern drawl and slight lisp.

That bitch.

[–]south floridaJustin620 2 points3 points ago

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and here...we..go..

[–]LSULSUrockhound 2 points3 points ago

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Call us corndogs all you want. We know you can't resist our delicious cuisine.

[–]auburnhealbot42 1 point2 points ago

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No, LSU's stadium smells like gumbo, jambalaya, and amazing.

[–]georgiaame-foto 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they smelled like moonshine. My mistake.

[–]alabamaLarryTheSatelliteGuy 0 points1 point ago

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ROLL TIDE. I'll be in ttown on the 5th to watch the real national title game

[–]nubwithachub -2 points-1 points ago

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hahaha you wish. i smell like your mom's pussy

[–]texasPedroTheNoun 8 points9 points ago

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Say his mom's pussy stunk of corndogs, that would make this true right?

[–]TennesseeLFMule 4 points5 points ago

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Well there's a visual image that'll haunt me for a while...

[–]clemsonpapajohn56 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking a carnie sounds like an Oklahoma tradition.