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If people are going to worship a fictional character, they may as well pick a better one. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [deleted]
[–]SidDemset 27 points28 points29 points 9 months ago
Repost, but I like this caption better. Also...
[–]Sc2RuinedMyLife 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
wheres bumblebee?
[–]mintberrycrunch88 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
There MUST be a poster for this.
[–]yaruki_zero 37 points38 points39 points 9 months ago
I have to admit, "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" is a hell of a lot better than "No one comes to the Father except through me."
[–]jesusonadinosaur 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Praise optimus (gears be upon him) for he is most merciful.
[–]phantompunch 41 points42 points43 points 9 months ago
Hmm..I pick the Doctor :)
edit..
[–]20ptopee 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I have solved many of life's problems by asking myself What would the Doctor do?
[–]trimeta 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Isn't the answer always "Run"?
[–]flapjackboy 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Sometimes it's "reverse the polarity of the neutron flow".
[–]CBJamo 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Genuine lols were produced... I'm at school though so you got my ass yelled at, bastard.
[–]phantompunch 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Haha, oops :O
[–]CyricTheMad 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
The Doctor wouldn't approve of being worshipped as a god though.
[–]phantompunch 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So he says...but we all know the Doctor lies.
[–]hunny_bunny 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
He's resurrected 11 times so far! Beat that Jesus!
[–]20ptopee 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
He resurrected ten times, unless you're including that silly business with the spare hand.
[–]phantompunch 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I think it counted as half.
[–]Fezes_Are_Cool 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Why is this NOT the top comment? perfect
Haha, so glad so many people seem to agree with me. Awesome username, btw.
[–]Fezes_Are_Cool 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Thanks :D
[–]gerwalking 26 points27 points28 points 9 months ago
And the covenant of Primus did state, "Thou shall transform and roll out."
[–]durl 14 points15 points16 points 9 months ago
Probably a better one:
"Do not grieve. Soon I shall be one with the Matrix. Ultra Magnus, it is to you, old friend, I shall pass the Matrix of Leadership, as it was passed to me. [Ultra Magnus: But Prime, I am just a soldier. I'm not worthy.] Nor was I, but one day an Autobot shall rise from our ranks, and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour. Until that day, till all are one."
[–]No-Coast-Punk 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Did anyone else feel silly for getting the chills reading this?
[–]Aoe330 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
Silly? No. That's some damn fine writing, and I read it in Optimus's voice.
There is no shame in that.
[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
TIL ALL ARE ONE!
[–]durl 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Of course not...Prime is a true hero, and at least as serious as Jesus. :)
[–]elusiveallusion 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Do not grieve
Instant recognition, childhood grade recollection of film watched more than a hundred times activated. Entire scene including Spike's kid crying.
Until that day - til all are one.
[–]Aoe330 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Peter Cullen, making me choke up, nostalgia bomb. Brain fuddled, 12 again. Go! Run.
Save... yourself...
[–]elusiveallusion 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
My main reaction to 'save yourself' was to imagine Blaster saving Perceptor from Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage and Ratbat.
'No way! Two can play!'
Ah, Blaster. Always too radical to say anything sensible.
Ah yes, Blaster. The Poet Laureate of the Autobots.
Edit: Well, at least the Limerick Laureate.
On the plus side, tape deck.
Yeah, I googled it for accuracy (Prime forbid I put an inaccurate quote on Reddit), but I remembered it almost perfectly without looking it up too. Still one of my top 10 scenes in cinema.
[–]anarchistica 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
In HD.
[–]gerwalking 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That's a good one, and a lot more canon. But while Optimus is Robot Jesus, Primus is Robot God, so He needs to get a word in on this thread.
[–]miksedene 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Worship a fictional character you say? Why not ...
[–]Aoe330 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I worship Harry Dresden, because he get's shit done.
Also, much better magic than Jesus.
[–]jeanthine 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
My vote's for Superman, he is forever putting his life on the line for us, despite humanity generally being whiny bitches to him. He defines morality in a nice clear way, and he makes me want to be the best person I can.
Do good unto others and every man can be a Superman.
[–]BeyondTomorrow 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Batman is better too
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/04/jesus-vs-batman.jpg
[–]slipperyottter 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Man, Jesus is kind of lazy.
[–]WhyYouAreSoStupid 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Optimus Prime: Sounds like Dubstep
Jesus: Inspired Creed and Stryper
[–]darksmiles22 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
There should be a chart like this for Harry Potter too.
[–]ajpoen 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Optimus > Harry Potter
[–]dancingsam34 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
But... Optimus < Professor McGonagall
[–]ajpoen 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Here we go, alien robots vs. magic, one night only!
[–]Meathamper 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I'm thinking Real Steel for some reason.
[–]SomeAudioGuy 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
My "savior" picture of Optimus: http://someaudioguy.smugmug.com/Hobbies/Toys/IMG5518/1160477771_Dsd2R-X2-4.jpg
[–]gliff159 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
you can see his nipples
[–]SomeAudioGuy 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
LOL! Um... Well... I'd never thought of it that way... but... um... I think you may be right...
[–]lasvegasnv11 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
In that case, I may as well just start my own religion. It will be a cross being scientology and pornography.
[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
So a scam for morons?
Plus pornography?
[–]lasvegasnv11 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
A scam for morons, plus I'll do a little filming with the dumb hot female morons lol.
[–]sixoverme 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Um...jesus died when he was 33.
[–]thrownaway21 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
stop the presses!
[–]Yollasho 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
That fact has been disputed, but really, whats a few years one way or the other. He died, probably at 33, maybe not. Not like they had the absolute best records back then and carried them all the way through time.
Optimus lives!
[–]Cacafuego 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
But he was born a couple of years before his birth date, because Herod was still king...so you have to add that.
[–]ReverendDizzle -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
What's a year or two when you're making shit up anyway.
[–]notbookies -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
How do you know that?
[–]Thatzeraguy 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Because of this some friends and I use Optimus instead of God/Jesus in speech
Thank Optimus for stuff like this!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'm gonna worship Conan....
[–]orangeblur 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Conan worships Crom!
[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Cimmerians RESPECT Crom, who doesn't care if they worship him.
[–]loganfire3 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Jesus was not a fictional character. There is evidence that he existed but no evidence of his powers..blah...blah.
[–]Meathamper 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I'm down with this religion. Where do I sign up?
I want a magnet for the back of my car?
A metal truck shaped like Optimus' vehicle mode?
[–]JosiahJohnson 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
People would think you're a trucker.
[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So all those jackasses on the highway are fishermen?
TIL...
[–]dumbgaytheist 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Your principle error is that Jesus Christ is not a fictional character.
[–]Kaspars55 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, TRAVELER!!!
[–]dumbgaytheist -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 months ago
lol
[–]shhkari -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Sure, whatever.
[–]protus 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Jesus can turn the oceans into wine. Fuck the rest.
[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
But Optimus turns Decepticons to scrap metal!
[–]ArtfulDodger31 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
I am all for people believing whatever they feel to be correct, but that is no excuse for blatantly altering information to help you're point. Jesus was not a fictional character, in fact, there is substantially more evidence of the physical existence of Jesus than there is for say Socrates if you look at historical writings (not from the Bible). However nobody questions that Socrate's existed, the problem people have are Jesus's claims, which I can understand. Secondly, his philosophy, more poignantly put, is simply adhering to the "Golden Rule". ("So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.--Matthew 7:12)
...preparing for downvotes.
[–]felixdraait 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Upvoted too. It's simplifications and plain falsities like this that would almost embarrass me for being an atheist.
[–]protus 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Upvoted you bro. Unfortunately many redditors will still downvote comments they don't personally agree with, even if the information provides an interesting viewpoint.
[–]Meeky 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
praise him! and by him I mean a giant car robot...
[–]walterqxy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I lol'd at "probably like a hippie"
[–]InfinitySnatch 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Since when did Prime have more than 1 resurrection in any single continuity? You want a real savior, go with Goku. He gave his life for you. Twice.
[–]pinealbody 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
This is like, what, the 38th time this has been posted?
[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Bravo on not understanding the thing you hate.
[–]Majorlies 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Age: 9,000,000 vs. 35
[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
optimus prime is my spirit guardian.
[–]NiccoHel 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Robocop or GTFO
[–]Trikester 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
All praise lord optimas
[–]Flavor_of_the_Month 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You sir, are a baus.
[–]yyx9 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I can picture this going down as a fight in Mortal Kombat for SNES.
[–]aerolol 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Optimus > Rest
[–]RZA1M 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I BELIEVE!
OUR SAVIOUR OPTIMUS PRIME!
[–]famousfighter 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That's funny, except for the fact that Jesus was a real, historical figure...
[–]BlindGrapefruit -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Claiming that jesus was an historical person is like claiming evidence for the historical accuracy of The Watchmen and that Dr. Manhattan was a historical figure.
[–]Anecdotal_Moron 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
What about claiming that Buddha or Mohammed were real? Should we discount all historical persons who are related to religion?
[–]BlindGrapefruit 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Sorry... we aren't discussing Buddha or Mohammed are we? You can keep your strawman arguments.
Jesus appears at birth, disappears, and reappears later with no record of either baby or adult being the same personage with most of his life missing.
His birth account is tainted by contradictions in historical record leaving the distinct impression that the events which meant to detail his birth were given from bits and pieces of history, which were not consistent with his claimed birth year... so essentially fabricated as a historical fiction.
There is no record of him either having lived, or being tried and killed by a culture that was pedantic about record keeping.
All records of his existance post date his alleged death, and yet no actual record of his life or death can be confirmed by any record contemporary to his own lifetime.
I'm not interested in Buddha of Mohammed. Provide evidence for jesus as a person from extra-biblical source contemporary to his alleged lifespan.
Can't come up with anything directly from his lifetime. But in a letter from Pliny to Trajan:
"Those who denied that they were or had been Christians, when they invoked the gods in words dictated by me, offered prayer with incense and wine to your image, which I had ordered to be brought for this purpose together with statues of the gods, and moreover cursed Christ — none of which those who are really Christians, it is said, can be forced to do — these I thought should be discharged. Others named by the informer declared that they were Christians, but then denied it, asserting that they had been but had ceased to be, some three years before, others many years, some as much as twenty-five years. They all worshiped your image and the statues of the gods, and cursed Christ"
Here's another good one, from Tacitus' Annals:
"Nero fastened the guilt of starting the blaze and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians [Chrestians] by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular."
Anyway, have fun! Love you!
I'm not any more impressed with that than the last people to whom you posted this.
When you can't supply the evidence requested or at least something of similar quality, it is perfectly acceptable to simply say, "I don't know of any." It is not an admission of failure. It is simply an admission of the limits of knowledge.
Offering evidence that we both know is unsatisfactory to the requirement just makes the entire effort look silly. It is identical in aspect to "I know a guy who knows a guy who said he heard about..." If you don't find the National Inquirer credible, you should not expect others to find similar evidence credible.
...and just a suggestion. Don't tell people you don't know that you love them. It's gratuitous and appears disingenuous, and in a context with abrahamic beliefs, it's really creepy.
Wow, you're really good at arguing.
And "I love you," I say random things to random people, just to mess with them. You're reaction is, by far, one of the most logical I've seen.
...
I Love you!
LOL
fair dinkum. it's still creepy.
[–]famousfighter 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
"His birth account is tainted by contradictions in historical record leaving the distinct impression that the events which meant to detail his birth were given from bits and pieces of history, which were not consistent with his claimed birth year... so essentially fabricated as a historical fiction."
I see. So if i insert some bullshit into your autobiography, will that make you magically disappear and turn you into a fictional character?
"There is no record of him either having lived, or being tried and killed by a culture that was pedantic about record keeping."
Bullshit. The Romans, like all other ancient civilizations that kept records, were known to lax or simply omit records.
"All records of his existance post date his alleged death, and yet no actual record of his life or death can be confirmed by any record contemporary to his own lifetime."
By this ridiculous standard of flat out ignoring history passed down by oral tradition eliminates the vast majority of Aboriginal history, so obviously you can't say that if it wasn't written down neatly and objectively for your convenience. No everyone in the ancient world had the education or resources to do all the hard work for you, sorry.
"if i insert some bullshit into your autobiography"
An autobiography? Can you produce an autobiography for jesus?
At the point that you resort to a strawman this hilarious posting a response to you is strictly for entertainment value.
[–]famousfighter -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Bullshit. It rubs you wrong that Jesus was an actual guy that founded a religion, so you spew vile bullshit that deep down you know it isn't true.
You hate Christianity and you think that trolling Christians makes you cool, i get it, but when you say bullshit like "Jesus never existed" it makes you look pathetic and desperate.
"It rubs you wrong that Jesus was an actual guy that founded a religion"
Of course. You can't produce the quality of evidence that I required, therefore I must hate your pet deity.
"you think that trolling Christians makes you cool,"
This is r/atheism isn't it? I didn't do something silly like go post something in r.christianty did I? No...
What you seem to have actually meant is that you hate, that I don't see any reason to believe your delusion. All I've ever asked for was evidence of a reasonable quality. Your failure to bring it, is not my concern.
[–]capfullofweed -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Jesus existed. the bible is not the only piece of evidence.
to put to rest the notion that there is no historic and scientific proof of Jesus outside the Bible, we may look to Jewish historian Flavius Josephus and to Roman historian Carius Cornelius Tacitus - both well known and accepted.
Josephus, in the book Jewish Antiquities" wrote:
"At that time lived Jesus, a wise man, if he may be called a man; for he performed many wonderful works. He was a teacher of such men as received the truth with pleasure. . . .And when Pilate, at the instigation of the chief men among us, had condemned him to the cross, they who before had conceived an affection for him did not cease to adhere to him. For on the third day he appeared to them alive again, the divine prophets having foretold these and many other wonderful things concerning him. And the sect of the Christians, so called from him, subsists at this time" (Antiquities, Book 18, Chapter 3, Section 1).
Tacitus, in writing about accusations that Nero burned the city of Rome and blamed it on Christians, said the following:
". . .Nero procured others to be accused, and inflicted exquisite punishment upon those people, who were in abhorrence for their crimes, and were commonly known by the name of Christians. They had their denomination from Christus (Christ, dm.), who in the reign of Tibertius was put to death as a criminal by the procurator Pontius Pilate. . . .At first they were only apprehended who confessed themselves of that sect; afterwards a vast multitude discovered by them, all of which were condemned, not so much for the crime of burning the city, as for their enmity to mankind. . . ." (Tacitus, Annals, 15, 44).
the word spread too fast for a myth to interupt the message because at the time there were too many eye whitness accounts of the man's existence.
we have holocaust deniers today... but most dont accept that because their are still men alive today that experienced and saw it. they can quickly dismiss things they never saw, etc... in 100 years those men will all be dead and forgotten... if 1 man says "this building was never used for that, its a lie" who's there to deny?
doesnt mean its any less valid.. if you think it is less valid, you should just give up reading anything about world history; most of what we know is from historical accounts written at the time and personal journals.
i am not arguing that jesus is messiah... that requires faith to believe. but to call him "fictional" is ignorant.
[–]spagnitz 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
"historical accounts written at the time" neither of the above accounts were written at the time
[–]thetate 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
There are accounts of him being alive.
[–]tgunter 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
For the sake of discussion:
Josephus was born in 37 AD, and Tacitus in 56 AD. While they very well may have met contemporaries of Jesus, neither had a chance to meet the man.
The authenticity of the passage you've quoted from The Antiquities of the Jews is widely disputed. Most scholars agree that that particular passage was at the very least altered in later centuries, if not fabricated completely. The earliest citation of that passage is from Eusebius in the 4th century, and there are no surviving earlier manuscripts to compare against.
The Tacitus quote is generally agreed to be authentic, but was written in 116 AD and is referring to events that occurred in 64 AD. The fact that there were Christians in the 1st Century has never been disputed, the question is whether there was a Jesus.
There are accounts of him being alive though
[–]tgunter 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Wasn't expecting a reply to a comment from a month ago.
While it's probable that there really was a person at the start of the Christian faith, the interesting part is that there really aren't any contemporary first-hand accounts of him being alive. It's all well and good to say they exist, but can you actually name one? Josephus and Tacitus are the ones Christian scholars like to reference, but there's very good reason to believe that Josephus' text was altered by Eusebius to add references to Jesus in the 4th Century, and Tacitus only mentioned the existence of Christians, not Christ, and even then it was some 80 years after the crucifixion.
There's plenty of records and historical writings by Romans and Jews from the time of Christ, yet all of the writings that reference him came well after his death. That's fascinating, and it unfortunately means that we really have no way of knowing what in the Bible is based on real events and which were constructed out of whole cloth. For all we know Jesus may be based on multiple people from the era amalgamated into one, which is an interesting concept, as it could explain some of the contradictions between books of the Bible.
What about any of the writings from and of the deciples? They were real right? So why don't they count. And if you want a good essay that goes into a huge amount of detail check out Case for Christ, it's about an Atheist dude trying to prove if Jesus was real from a strictly objective stand point.
What writings from the disciples? We have the Gospels, but those were written years later by people working from secondhand accounts.
And please don't try to present the writings of Lee Strobel as objective in any manner. Strobel is a Christian, not an atheist, and his writings are nothing but strawman argument after strawman argument.
[–]thetate -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Yeah he is a Christian now, but before his research he was atheist. How about you quit being a close minded ass and be a little objective
[–]tgunter 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
His claim to being a former atheist can't really be proven or disproven, we only have his word on the matter. Either way, the man is a Christian now, and he very much has a bias and an agenda. There is nothing wrong with a Christian presenting arguments for his faith, and I encourage a rational objective discussion, but Strobel's claims to objectivity are completely laughable.
Of all of the people Strobel interviews for his books, how many of them are skeptics? The answer is zero. Absolutely everyone interviewed in Strobels books are other Christians included to simply reaffirm his established position. When presented with evidence that questioned the credibility of one of his "experts," Strobel claimed he would investigate the matter and then promptly ignored it. On top of this he frequently exhibits an abysmal understanding of scientific concepts such as evolution, showing that he has either done little to no actual research on the subject or is willfully misrepresenting it.
[–]thetate 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I appreciate the nice comment even though mibe was rude
These people on this thread are just retarded. It's one thing to not believe Jesus's teaching and miracles, but it's another thing to not believe that he was in fact a real human being.
[–]easyeight -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
relevant
[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Downvote; Optimus turns into a big rig, not a fire truck.
[–]easyeight 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago*
In the Transformers: Robots in Disguise universe he turns into a fire truck.
Uh...I have no idea what that universe is. Is it one of the newer ones?
[–]easyeight 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Yes, there was an anime and a toy-line in 2000
Ah. Never seen that one.
Irregardless. Traditionally, Optimus Prime is a big rig, usually a flathead Mac truck.
[–]thetate -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Does this guy seriously thing Jesus Christ was fictional?
[–]Panzerx -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 months ago
Even if he was not the son of God and did not perform miracles and all of that, Jesus actually did exist and it is considered historical fact. Even the Jewish community knows Jesus was a real guy but think he was just an average man.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Historians believe there was someone, who the biblical Jesus is based on. But that someone is a blank slate, there's nothing we know about him, because there's no evidence. What people talk about and what Christians (there was no mention of Christianity, though) believe is the biblical Jesus, who is fictional.
[–]foxtrot_this 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
amen reason to that
[–]foxtrot_this 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
There is actually no physical evidence that J-Christ ever did exist, other than the stories written in the bible, etc. I've done my fair share of research, but if i am wrong, someone correct me.
[–]trolleyfan 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
And even if he did exist, the probability that the real guy in any way matches the fictional one in the Bible is trivial.
[–]ArtfulDodger31 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
There are several accounts of Jesus outside of the Bible, however the real question is their validity. If you look at evidence and common sense it's pretty obvious Jesus did exist, it's his claims that have people so caught up, not whether or not there was actually a wise man once named Jesus
"There are several accounts of Jesus outside of the Bible" The question is not whether there are accounts of jesus outside the bible, but whether there any verifiable accounts contemporary to his own lifetime. Sure there are accounts outside the bible, but none of them are outside biblical influence and all of them date to significantly after his alleged death.
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[–]bulletbillx 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Well Batman outplanned Darkseid who was a god, Dr. Hurt who was basically the devil, and the Black glove which was a criminal organization Batman wasn't sure existed.
Along with having a backup personality in case his mind was attacked, and having a plan for when he was displaced in time. He also has plans to take out any rogue heroes including himself.
The only mind who has posed real problems for him is The Joker.
[–]Draygon_Slayer -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
I still pick Harry Potter.
[–]dawnofthenorth -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Fuck no. I'm Christian. What would happen if Optimus tried to walk on water? Huh? He'd sink, that's right. And then he'd rust.
Jesus doesn't rust. Case closed. ;D
[–]dawnofthenorth 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
All that Decepticon crap is only according to the movie! That's like trying to make claims about Jesus by bringing up the Gospel of Judas. It's not canon if it's not in the Bible or not cartoon! But that picture...shit.
Still, he can't grow a beard. Jesus had a beard. You can't be properly worshipped without a beard.
[–]hyperknight 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Suddenly you can see beneath that mouth plate and tell me for certain whether or not my lord had a beard? If he wanted us to know if he had a beard, he'd remove his mouthplate and show us, but we're not meant to know! We are instructed to take it on FAITH
[–]littleimp -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Transformers is fucking stupid though.
[–]SuspiciousQuotes -8 points-7 points-6 points 9 months ago
Man it seems that the Athiest movement on reddit is really bashing on religious people. Its funny though that when you guys tell us how stupid we are for believing something, it is totally acceptable. But if say a religious person were to say you are dumb for NOT believing due to possible eternal damnation...you compare us to the Westboro lunatics.
[–]Anonymous3891 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
Hey, you came to r/atheism, what do you expect? Your account is too old to be excused for having a default subscription. (maybe you got here through r/all by mistake?)
And if you're actually serious, and not trolling, read the FAQs to learn a little about our views and why so many posts bash religion before you go making foolish statements like this.
My statement was not foolish, just my observation. And for your information it was on the homepage.
[–]Anonymous3891 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Would it be foolish to make a post on r/liberal asking why they bash Republicans?
[–]Gizimpy 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
We are dumb for not believing in something, because of the possibility of eternal damnation? You, my monotheistic friend, have just stumbled upon one of r/athiesm's favorite topics: Pascal's Wager.
[–]ArtfulDodger31 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I'm not an atheist, but anyone I meet that only believes based on the philosophy of Pascal's Wager is a coward in my book.
[–]SuspiciousQuotes -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
I particularly believe in Pascal's Wager.
[–]Anonymous3891 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
So you only believe because you are afraid of eternal damnation?
If so, what do you choose to believe in? Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Greek Paganism, what? Which one is right? How do you know? What if you're wrong?
Another thing we like to throw around here: "I contend that we are both atheists, I just choose to believe in one less god than you do."
No I don't only believe in Christianity because of the risk of eternal damnation, but because of the fulfilled prophecies, miracles, and the resurrection of a human being, also the hope it brings. That being said, there are a lot of unanswered questions, which is where the faith part kicks in. But I am very open minded to other notions of a divine creator, but the intricacy of creation ( the eye or DNA for example ) has me convinced that there must be a creator, not a spontaneous explosion emerging from nothingness. If I am wrong, no harm no foul.
But I am very open minded to other notions of a divine creator [...] If I am wrong, no harm no foul.
You might want to reread the first commandment...it kinda sorta says you're going to hell for that.
Or you can just reinterpret it as to not inconvenience yourself, like all other religions have done for eternity. I mean, I know I can't live without mixed fiber clothing and bacon. But I'm all for the stoning of adulterers.
[–]SuspiciousQuotes -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
I know the first commandment. I never claimed to worship other gods nor believe in other gods. I believe in one God. But how he created the earth or the true story could differ. But im all for bacon.
[–]NiccoHel 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
because of the fulfilled prophecies, miracles, and the resurrection of a human being...
giggle
[–]Gizimpy 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago*
Name a single fulfilled prophecy. I only want one, and at least two supporting pieces of EVIDENCE.
And yes, the intricacy of DNA.... like how it's the root cause of cancer. I've gotta say, you display a massive amount of ignorance in a very short span. If you don't know the answer to something... obviously God did it. The "faith part" is the definition of willful ignorance. Just because we don't know the reason something happened or happens, DOES NOT mean a divine source is the cause. It simply means we haven't figured it out yet.
Also, here is an article describing the evolution of the "camera eye" that humans possess, and the convergent evolution of a very similar structure in Octopi Warning, this is a PDF and contains.... science!
Opening line: "The evolution of the eye is one of the most complicated and interesting stories for molecular biologists and molecular evolutionists."
edit: bloody links...
[–]SuspiciousQuotes 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I never said that anything humans found incomprehensible shouldn't be explored scientifically. And the faith part of my relationship with God is not willful ignorance, but trust what the Bible says is true. Like I said, no one knows for sure, so one should at least give an effort to find truth in God. I'm not pushing it on you, maybe it's not for you, that's cool, but I believe it's true. But maybe you should take your amazing critical reading skills and read the Bible in its entirety to learn about the fulfilled prophecies.
[–]Gizimpy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You want me to critically read the Bible....
Ha...haha.....hahahahha.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Obvious troll is now obvious. But you got me to do a bunch of googling, so I must applaud you. Kudos, and happy trolling.
[–]yaruki_zero 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
The thing about the "fulfilled prophesies" is that if you ask a Jewish scholar they'll say that Jesus did not even come close to fulfilling the Torah's messianic prophesies. Also, the authors of the Gospels were very aware of what was in the Torah, so saying that the prophesies line up is rather like saying that someone's epic Middle Earth fanfic fulfilled prophesies made in Lord of the Rings.
[–]reginaldshoe 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I don't see how this post bashes religious people at all. It's a comparison between Jesus and a robot. Where are religious people even mentioned?
[–]ahora -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Why atheists should change planets' names?
http://www.reddit.com/r/religion/comments/lj4zb/why_atheists_should_change_planetss_names/
[–]rgo9393 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Up vote to heavens.
[–]tnftlineevrytime -10 points-9 points-8 points 9 months ago
Hello this is all well and good but remember Optimus Prime is not real /s
But you can't prove he's not real. So that must mean he is.
[–]onesidedsquare 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
agreed, we have a lot of video evidence to support that he existed..in one form or another...
He doesn't need to be to represent good ideals.
[–]truthie -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
I really wish you guys would stop calling yourselves Atheists. It's giving serious people who don't believe in the supernatural a terrible name.
[–][deleted] -8 points-7 points-6 points 9 months ago
Atheist here.
All this religion bashing is pissing me off.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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