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[–]villain717 77 points78 points ago

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Those girls are like 12.

[–]9bobnote 142 points143 points ago

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well, that's it then. r/gifs will be removed :/

[–]down_vote_magnet 84 points85 points ago

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When they said "no boobs", they meant it literally.

[–]EtherealDragon 3 points4 points ago

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I swear your name is a gorgeous example of reverse psychology.

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, trust me it's not. I get tons of downvotes for no reason other than my name, mainly when Europe is in bed and America takes over Reddit. I think Americans are either more malicious or have a less subtle or less clever sense of humour, because they think it's genius to downvote a guy called down_vote_magnet. Sorry if you're American, but I genuinely have comments that will be like +15 all day, then I go to bed and in the morning they have reversed entirely to -10.

For example, I am going to bed now and I can already see some of my comments starting to reverse their polarity and they'll go into negative numbers in the morning. It's a strange reflection on American Redditors. I don't really know what the deal is.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I guess you could say we're...

Polar opposites.

[–]housnap 1 point2 points ago

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I think Americans are either more malicious or have a less subtle or less clever sense of humour

Yeah! Stick it to them mongoloid Amurkans!

[–]TheDark1 2 points3 points ago

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Fuckin' magnets. How do They work?

[–]jimaug87 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, that's what we do. To me, an American, it sounds like your asking for downvotes. It's as if your goal is the most negative score you can get, and I want to help!

However, we're not stupid. I'm not down voting this thread because you have clearly explained the name to be sarcasm.

[–]hotcarl7379 4 points5 points ago

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you're*

You embarass fellow Americans.

I accept your downvote.

[–]EtherealDragon 0 points1 point ago

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Europeans aren't nocturnal?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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downvoted

[–]a_Pedobear 41 points42 points ago

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someone rang?

[–]IllegalArgument 7 points8 points ago

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There's more than one?

[–]faceplanted 9 points10 points ago

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They're a breed

Hehe, breed.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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How do they breed if their prey is pre-menstrual?

[–]22bears 0 points1 point ago

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Its like a "laying eggs in your ears" thing

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, just like you have a flock of birds or a shoal of fish, you have a ring of pedobears.

[–]xDAIVEx 60 points61 points ago

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[–]jimichanga 21 points22 points ago

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Best place I've seen this gif used so far.

[–]xDAIVEx 2 points3 points ago

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I've been saving this one for a special occasion.

[–]Jimmy_Big_Nuts 17 points18 points ago

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Paedo bear uses hostages now

[–]George_Takei_Oh_Maii 1 point2 points ago

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Pedobear*

[–]Jimmy_Big_Nuts 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry I got your name wrong

[–]qaz957 8 points9 points ago

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Has there ever been an instance where using this gif has worked?

[–]honeygraham 19 points20 points ago

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I find it to be in bad taste to terrorize young girls for one's own benefit.

[–]cprime 25 points26 points ago

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Apparently you don't have a little sister... MWA HA HA HA!

[–]BiscuitHammer 17 points18 points ago

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Okay, we need to talk. It's not okay to try and get your sister to show you her tits. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Unless it's for the internet.

[–]Leroytirebiter 0 points1 point ago

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wink wink, nudge nudge

[–]the_shape 0 points1 point ago

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I can't emphasis enough how true this really is.

[–]RaindropBebop -2 points-1 points ago

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I find it to be in bad taste to murder innocent chicks for one's own benefit.

[–]Wrxed 7 points8 points ago

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Nature too hardcore for you?

[–]RaindropBebop 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, actually, it is. That's why I live in a house, and get my food from a grocery store.

It's also why I don't keep carnivorous animals as pets who require to be fed live animals daily. I don't have the heart for it.

[–]KnightKrawler 0 points1 point ago

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You realize that you are a carnivorous animal, correct?

[–]RaindropBebop -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, but I don't personally kill the things I eat. Nor do I eat live animals.

[–]creegsly 27 points28 points ago

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fuck that

[–]RDandersen 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah, how fucking dare he feed his pet!

[–]exit_flagger 37 points38 points ago

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Feeding your pet is fine, but when you film it and use it to get two twelve-year olds on the internet to flash you, you're moving into scumbag territory.

[–]commoncourtesy 9 points10 points ago

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Just so you know, the snake feeding was a premade gif someone made from a youtube video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya6fLmdkQQE&feature=related

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Typically you're supposed to feed pet snakes already dead pinkies that have been reheated.

[–]RDandersen 1 point2 points ago

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Not suppose to, really, but you are right.
They don't HAVE to and so do advice against it, but it's not strictly speaking wrong if you know your reptile.

[–]KnightKrawler -3 points-2 points ago

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I was friendzoned by a girl I nicknamed snickerdoodle. Now she's engaged. I don't like you. Sorry, nothin' personal.

[–]slanky06 0 points1 point ago

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Extremely relevant rage comic from the above 'snickerdoodle'. Is this a mere coincidence, or is this the same snickerdoodle who friendzoned you? I demand an explanation.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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is this the same snickerdoodle who friendzoned you?

No.

[–]KnightKrawler 0 points1 point ago

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I know this "snickerdoodle" isn't mine because there isn't a panel in the comic where she asks me to come over and fix her computer.

[–]radbro 18 points19 points ago

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Ok, but answer me this: did he have to feed it something cute?

[–]RDandersen 11 points12 points ago

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Yes. A live chicken is one of the absolute best meals for a pet snake like that. A mouse could also be as good, and tonnes of people find them cute too, so if you're not one of those people, just imagine the snake eating a "filthy, disgusting" mouse instead and all is good.

[–]bteeter 8 points9 points ago

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That is really fucked up on so many levels.

[–]wroth 5 points6 points ago

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The video wasn't live. It was prerecorded before it was used by someone else to elicit underage exposure.

[–]k1ko 11 points12 points ago

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Seriously, American girls around age 13 look like European girls around age 17.

[–]KojakMoment 48 points49 points ago

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Nice try, Pedobear.

[–]k1ko 0 points1 point ago

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I never realized Pedobear could be a minor. Brace yourself, the new pedoera is coming.

[–]PaulMcgranite 5 points6 points ago

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Brb, moving to Europe

[–]Dumorne 1 point2 points ago

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Don't go! Their hookers cost twice as much!

[–]KnightKrawler 0 points1 point ago

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Not when you factor in the cost of arrest/probation.

[–]muayguy 1 point2 points ago

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my guess is he was gonna feed the chick to the snake anyways

[–]stevenwalters 3 points4 points ago

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[–]djnathanv 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

source: karmadecay

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Yep, this gif is older than the internetz

[–]xxnelo 4 points5 points ago

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This is fucking evil.

[–]echis 1 point2 points ago

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I have pet snakes so this is meh. Everything has to eat. I used to have a picture, but he was successful in seeing boobs from that.

[–]Flying_Rockets 3 points4 points ago

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The Fuck?

[–]modzierman 1 point2 points ago

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yo that's fucked up

[–]justOrangeish -5 points-4 points ago

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The snake was going to eat the chicken eventually. That's what snakes do, might as well try to get some boobs out of feeding your snake.

[–]warmpita 15 points16 points ago

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Or you could just not be an asshole and not try to guilt young girls into showing their breasts

[–]justOrangeish 2 points3 points ago

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people have done far worse things on chat roulette.

[–]warmpita 7 points8 points ago

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Oh that makes it okay then.

[–]evelution -3 points-2 points ago

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As long as you're not the biggest douche on the Internet, you can do whatever you want.

[–]justOrangeish -2 points-1 points ago

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yes?

[–]captainfarts -5 points-4 points ago*

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It would have been better if the camera panned out and Liu Kang performed his MKII Fatality 1 to the person responsible for this shit.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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People feed their snakes live chicks all the time. It's not torture. Sure he is exploiting it. It's funny though.

[–]7ypo 8 points9 points ago

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I remember reading somewhere that as a pet owner, you should feed them dead animals since the struggle could actually harm your pet snake (poked out eyes, scratched skin, etc.). I may be completely wrong as I've never owned a snake, but practically it makes sense.

[–]neanderthalman 5 points6 points ago

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There's arguments either way. Live prey offers unparalleled intellectual stimulation, which you're denying the animal through the feeding of frozen. It's a tradeoff

Note, I only have prey animals as pets, so I'm not trying to justify my own habits.

[–]housnap 0 points1 point ago

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Intellectual stimulation? Do they really care that much?

They don't feed polar bears and tigers live food at the zoo, and they don't seem retarded.

[–]neanderthalman 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, animals do need intellectual stimulation to stay happy and healthy. That's why you see things like a particularly popular series of photos showing apples frozen in a block of ice given to a polar bear. For large cats the handlers often hide food throughout the enclosure, or put it in hard to reach places. Even then, it's only a substitute for real hunting.

Something like a snake might not have the capacity to figure out a puzzle or do anything outside of it's normal behavioral patterns. A mammalian brain is much more complex and adaptable than a reptilian brain. The snake therefore cannot get such stimulation from alternate activities. The same argument might, however, be used to say that the simplicity of the reptilian brain suggests that a snake needs no such stimulation in the first place.

It's hardly a cut and dry situation, and it's important to realize that it's highly polarized as well. Be wary of both sides in this debate.

[–]housnap 0 points1 point ago

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TIL! Thank you!

[–]killtherich101 12 points13 points ago

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You've already captured and imprisoned a wild animal, now you're gonna take the joy of the hunt away?

[–]7ypo 1 point2 points ago

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My dog doesn't hunt his food.

shrug

[–]killtherich101 1 point2 points ago

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Your dog is the result of thousands of years of domestication and taming. Your dog lacks most of it's primal instincts. This snake, however, does not.

[–]7ypo 0 points1 point ago

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Of course. The joy of the hunt was still taken away, even if the mechanism was different.

[–]captainfarts 5 points6 points ago*

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Yeah I get that, but it's kind of a dick move to demand tits when you have no intent on letting the animal live anyway. [insert obligatory "scumbag" comment]

edit: I never said that it was "torture". Sorry for feeling different about manipulating people into exposing their breasts on the internet. Fire away.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, I concede to that.

[–]Jonesty 4 points5 points ago

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it's altogether likely he doesn't even have a snake, just access to gifs

[–]captainfarts 0 points1 point ago

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I guess that makes it all right to potentially trick girls to show their tits. Whatever.

[–]danthemanmcm 0 points1 point ago

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Does this ever work? If so.....PICs or GTFO!

[–]yofoshow 0 points1 point ago

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I've got that person twice before. What I don't understand how the chick looks the same...every time.

[–]THEsolid85 0 points1 point ago

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spoiler: no tits

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Old.

Also, a distanced "friend" says this actually works to get boob.

[–]teh-dudenator -1 points0 points ago

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OMG that is too funny. This probably works all day long.

[–]RYuukiG -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck that guy man...

[–]SaiyanKirby -5 points-4 points ago*

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I think I know the girl on the right. :o
EDIT: Just sent her a message. I let you guys know.
EDIT2: She said it isn't her. :/

[–]neanderthalman 1 point2 points ago

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This has been around the interwebs for years, so she'd be quite a bit older by now.

Find out if it's her.

[–]SocraTrees -1 points0 points ago

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Dear Newfags: People hand out this .gif freely to do exactly what this guy did. This wasn't live.

[–]speedofdark8 -2 points-1 points ago

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thats fucking awesome hahahahahahahahah

[–]Sdlhf10 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it bad that I laughed at this?

[–]Longyboy -2 points-1 points ago

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As terrible as that was, I'm still laughing...

[–]Valintiin -2 points-1 points ago

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That's pretty fucked. The least you could have done was tag it NSFW/NSFL.

[–]amoeba_incognito 0 points1 point ago

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You must be new here. Don't worry, you'll be thoroughly desensitized soon.

[–]Valintiin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not new here. I just dislike seeing animals being blatantly killed, abused, or neglected. It's one of the few things I can't handle.

[–]Twisted_Fate 1 point2 points ago

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Snakes are fed live animals usually.

[–]Valintiin 1 point2 points ago

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I understand that, but I don't want to see it if at all possible.

[–]Twisted_Fate 1 point2 points ago

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fyi that wasnt done live through the cam, it was gif that someone used.

[–]Valintiin 0 points1 point ago

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I know that. But it still happened, did it not?

[–]aeerdlkj 0 points1 point ago

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So now it's cruel to actually feed snakes? WTF. And it's perfectly safe for work. Watching an animal eat food is not NSFL. There wasn't even any blood in that gif. Chickens are food. You eat them on a daily basis. If you don't like it, become a vegetarian or something.

[–]Valintiin 0 points1 point ago

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I never said it was cruel. I said it's something I can't stand to see. One of the few things I can't.

[–]SneakyArab -2 points-1 points ago

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Ive seen it a dozen times, but i laugh every time. Thanks for that.

[–]akinator2000 -1 points0 points ago

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This was actually a video on youtube, so he just hacked it so it looked like he was actually doing it. Re-post too :\ Sorry bro

[–]PlNG -2 points-1 points ago

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Welcome to Death TV Virtuosity. Starts about halfway in.

[–]ramerica -2 points-1 points ago

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Go Beavers!