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[–]umadbrahhhhh 8 points9 points ago

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I laughed but i feel terrible for doing so

[–]frisky_business2 2 points3 points ago

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Be sure to follow her on twitter

[–]50MoreTrash 2 points3 points ago

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While playing Apples to Apples the other day the category was "Clueless"... I played "Helen Keller". I won the category and felt terrible but victorious.

[–]revrend_ 2 points3 points ago

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Helen Keller went crazy when she tried to read a basketball.

[–]DoesThisSmellBad 1 point2 points ago

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OK, I laughed and then contained myself so I didn't have to explain why I was laughing.

[–]bananaswild 1 point2 points ago

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I'd call you out on the repost, but you probably didn't see it the first time.

[–]gomexz[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't quite sorry.

[–]bananaswild 0 points1 point ago

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Or maybe you just didn't hear about it?

[–]skepticaljesus 1 point2 points ago

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i'm a little disappointed the pictures at the top are all just black, instead of crooked, blurry, out of focus shots of peoples' shoulder and other random shit. That was a real missed opportunity.

[–]someonexh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IonZero 2 points3 points ago

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Do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?

[–]gomexz[S] 4 points5 points ago

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because she was a woman

[–]Plow_King -1 points0 points ago

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best joke i've heard in weeks, upboats for both of ya.

[–]DOBBYISDEAD 2 points3 points ago

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upyachts for EVERYONE!

[–]SlickittySlick 0 points1 point ago

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upsubmarines for lodi-dodi everybody!

[–]sloecks 0 points1 point ago

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man she is a fast typer

[–]UltraJake 0 points1 point ago

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[Oh hey, I found her website.](helenkellersim.com)

[–]DrRad 0 points1 point ago

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMONSTER REPOST!

[–]sturk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kendro_Boudrizmo 0 points1 point ago

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you got me - i lold.

[–]brunkerd 0 points1 point ago

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away??

You would too if your name was ARUGHHUGHGUGF

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The first typewriters were invented so blind people could write letters. She would be able to compose a letter and often did. So I am all for making fun her but make sure you understand that blind people can still use computers and typewriters.

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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At college a friend had a braille typewriter.

[–]shadowgamma 0 points1 point ago

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please somebody post the link for the fb page

[–]MeanwhileRickJames 0 points1 point ago

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I logged in just to upvote and comment on this, you sir win the internets.

[–]Keller_Helen 0 points1 point ago

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[–]The_Companion 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha. Funny, but she actually wrote her own autobiography, meaning she could type.

[–]AhhhClem 0 points1 point ago

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She dictated it to her guide dog.

[–]TumorPizza -1 points0 points ago

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She'll have a tough time hiding from the Nazis with a Facebook page like that.

[–]Salfriel -2 points-1 points ago

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to soon dude, to soon.

[–]p00pboy -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]SlickittySlick 0 points1 point ago

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