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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Supposed to be doing a programming assignment right now...

[–]hackedyasack 1 point2 points ago

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Tell me about it, I should be masturbating right now.

[–]ipn8bit 0 points1 point ago

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Procrastirbation

[–]Grammer_NotZ 1 point2 points ago

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I should have left about 7 minutes ago to get Rally's in time for my wife's lunchbreak...

[–]MonkeyDog453 0 points1 point ago

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mmmm now I want Rally's fries sooooo bad

[–]Pantz_Party 1 point2 points ago

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Mine assignment is due in 6 hours and 30 minutes... It's 2:30am.

[–]Douche-a-tron 0 points1 point ago

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Should be studying for an exam I am 100% failing tomorrow.

[–]rogue780 0 points1 point ago

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Me too! I have to finish a program that finds the number of "blobs" in a 12x12 grid and then I have a problem set and a quiz to take.

Fortunately I've finished the program and just need to tidy up some of the comments and makefile, and the rest shall be a breez.

[–]cg4l 6 points7 points ago

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Ya know, after doing that for 7 hours straight, my arms begin to get a little tired.

sigh

Well, it's another day. Let's get to it. /wiggle

[–]Streakiest 6 points7 points ago

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I recall a similar image posted a little while ago.

http://i.imgur.com/7lhmQ.gif

[–]fluoromethane 4 points5 points ago

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Why is this so captivating?

[–]feathers0 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit is telling me to get off reddit. Wut...

[–]grrrrrrl[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Midterms < Reddit

[–]YoSanford 1 point2 points ago

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It never ends...................................................

[–]CWG 1 point2 points ago

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I was actually just thinking, Ok I'll start that outline right after the next good post...busted.

[–]Nefai 0 points1 point ago

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As the demotivational poster says, "Hard work often pays off over time, but laziness always pays off right now."

[–]wertyvv 0 points1 point ago

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503 Service Unavailable

No server is available to handle this request.

Yea that sounds about right.

[–]Logia 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, I hate how true this is for me.

[–]SS-DD 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't point this out reddit looks, and feels like a serious and intelligent use of my time....

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah.

[–]KonaClump 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't call it procrastination. I like to think of it as browsing the ENTIRE internet in a fraction of the time.

[–]Fugitivebush 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always skip out on doing work, but when I do I'm on reddit.

[–]DoubleStuffedCheezIt 0 points1 point ago

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I have a paper to do on Niccolo Machiavelli, yet I still get on Reddit for hours on end...

[–]Trikester 0 points1 point ago

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Every day I'm redditing

[–]shibblywibbly 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hi. I have a milestone due next Friday.

But it's this Thursday now bitches.

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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I was supposed to eat 3 hours ago.

[–]kentgreendisco 0 points1 point ago

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just woke up from a deep day dream and realized i had been staring at that gif for 7 minutes-ish

[–]ls1003 -2 points-1 points ago

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PROCRASTINATE ALL THE THINGS!!!!

[–]Ragekitty -1 points0 points ago

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More like, "ANTI-PRODUCTIVITY!"

[–]Smeagol3000 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't remember the name of the comedian, but the word he made up comes to mind: procrasterbation.

[–]octochan -1 points0 points ago

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Or postponing the inevitable. I'm off to go fail an exam now!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This has to be one of the most annoying animated GIFs of all time! My brain hurts.

[–]F0REM4N -3 points-2 points ago

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So just to make sure, you are for castration, right?