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[–]Hobo-With-A-Shotgun 20 points21 points ago

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"Had fun working your ass off all day? Me? I just sat here napping and licking my balls instead."

[–]thr33to3 68 points69 points ago

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What a dick.

[–]gyrorobo 11 points12 points ago*

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I know, that dog is such an faggot!

Edit: Better word choice

[–]Mashataters 1 point2 points ago

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i was laughing uncontrollably at the picture. now it's even worse from this comment.

[–]PATtheBurglar 1 point2 points ago

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just sitting there, gawd!

[–]belowtheheavens 14 points15 points ago

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I'd love to have a dog just like that. He'd be my best bud and we would go on dope adventures.

[–]tylargh 2 points3 points ago

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I dont think smoking weed with animals is ever acceptable

[–]Willie_Main 30 points31 points ago

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Yorkies are stubborn assholes. My family has one and he sleeps on my bed every night. You'd think a dog that's under 12 pounds would have a hard time hogging a queen size bed. Well, he can and he does.

Then at 7am, like clock work, he shoves his tongue in my mouth.

[–]themando 9 points10 points ago

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M. Night Shyamalan, bitches.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Our Yorkie does the same thing. Tongue in my nose. I love him.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 313 points314 points ago

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I don't care how many times this is reposted, it always makes me laugh.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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I'm upvoting you because you're the opposite of me. This is the one repost that annoys me the most, but what can you do?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 27 points28 points ago

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I've spent enough time in /new now that I've reached a place of zen with reposts.

I left this repost on the other side of the road, but you are still carrying her.

[–]Mylie_Cyrus_Die[S] 36 points37 points ago

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Sorry guys, I didn't realize it had been posted :/

Edit: And only a month ago, I lost my honor.

[–]levirules 72 points73 points ago

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Things like this need to be reposted from time to time for people like me who haven't seen it!

[–]spherexenon 25 points26 points ago

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Indeed, I'm sick of all the "REPOST" calls from the reddit gestapo. Maybe all of us don't use all of our internet bandwidth going to reddit.com

[–]drunkendonuts 35 points36 points ago

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Recomment. I've heard this one before.

[–]spherexenon 2 points3 points ago

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hipster

[–]GuitarFreak027 5 points6 points ago

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The only time I get pissed at reposts is when it's something that just made the front page within a week or so.

[–]Unrelated_Gif 45 points46 points ago

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[–]halsring 8 points9 points ago

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God bless you.

[–]megasam90 2 points3 points ago

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I friended you so I notice your posts. It's a nice surprise every so often seeing funny gifs. It does't quite make my day but makes my minute.

[–]nomadictosteat 2 points3 points ago

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Or actively on the front page...

[–]GuitarFreak027 1 point2 points ago

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That too. I hate those the most.

[–]nahchocheez 2 points3 points ago

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I'm with you: I am crying from laughing so hard at this!! Without this repost, I would have missed out on a great start to my day!

[–]acog 10 points11 points ago

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I used to be more annoyed with reposts until I realized that the voting says it all. If everyone has seen something and tired of it, they will downvote it to oblivion.

[–]wolfgang5feet 1 point2 points ago

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I was about to gripe as well, but your comment makes sense. So I won't burden the community with this.

[–]ithcy 1 point2 points ago

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Says he won't burden the community with this

Burdens th-eh, fuck it.

[–]pahncrd 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, I hadn't seen it either. Thanks for the post.

[–]kentgreendisco 1 point2 points ago

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Friend of mine showed me this in the middle of a lecture on soviet russia. In order not to laugh in the middle of the lecture (god knows how peers would react to uncontrollable laughter on the subject of the bolsheviks) i had to google dead kittens QUICKLY and this was the first image:

http://www.stemcellinformer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/president-bush-eats-kitten-1259.jpg?w=226

DID NOT HELP! i was caught and subject to execution by the reds

[–]ado010 1 point2 points ago

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You've regained your honor with your username.

[–]Alioshya 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't seen the original post, so thank you for posting this, it made me laugh (apart from the stupid git calling his cute little doggy a f*ggot.)

[–]funkbitch 0 points1 point ago

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I've been here about 4 months and I've never seen it and thought it was hilarious. That's why I hate when people moan about reposts. The people upvoting obviously haven't seen it, so if it makes it to the front page....

[–]zcold 0 points1 point ago

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I dont think you can post anything without it being a repost..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me your quoted text is a reference to some poem or something. It seems really familiar, but I can't place it.

[–]RhinoFish 2 points3 points ago

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It's from this Zen story about 2 monks where one of them helped a woman cross the river and later, the other expresses that it wasn't appropriate etc etc, to which the first replies that he'd left the woman but the other is still carrying her.

[–]kyute222 5 points6 points ago

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stop lying man! just look into that face. there's no way to not laugh at this at least once, especially if it hits you unprepared.

[–]MadMageMC 9 points10 points ago

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It was cute 'til I read the text on top. Then it just looked like some douche didn't appreciate his dog.

[–]redditcontrol 4 points5 points ago

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That dog clearly has a look of contempt like oh it's you. Douche!

[–]levirules 1 point2 points ago

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Just don't forget that there are people like me, who have still not seen it and have been around the internet a few times in my day. And I'm super glad it was reposted, because I laughed a lot harder than I normally do at these things. I think I shed a tear

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, I don't and I wouldn't have made a comment about the repost if theatomicplayboy didn't first. I also didn't downvote the post.

[–]Bigalwiggles 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. I hate reposts very much so. But, I have yet to see this one, so I am thankful for it. Because I laughed loudly at work.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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For me it was the first time seeing it

[–]downneck 0 points1 point ago

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downvoting both of you to demonstrate the capricious nature of the internerd. (sorry)

[–]clickx 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen it multiple times. This time I laughed so much I started to cry. You don't even want to know what happened the other times.

[–]Gentron 3 points4 points ago

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Just downvote it if you've seen it. The reason that it shows up again is that some people haven't seen it, and they upvote it. That's the entire point of this website. Bitching about reposts, however, is not.

[–]preggit 4 points5 points ago

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It doesn't seem like he's bitching at all.

[–]yagmot 53 points54 points ago

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i like how he can't write fuck, but faggot is perfectly acceptable.

[–]mikekozar 30 points31 points ago

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Seriously, fuck that. Our grandkids are gonna look back on this shit the way we do when old people use racial slurs.

[–]Alexanderh86 6 points7 points ago*

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Yea my grandma used to call my ex "High yeller" (dated a mixed girl) EDIT: Apparently it's spelled "high yaller"

[–]mylifeforshire 7 points8 points ago

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Oh wow. I didn't even know that term existed. TIL

[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to the South.

[–]OhTheTallOne 2 points3 points ago

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Because she's a yodel caller?

[–]I_RATE_TATS 2 points3 points ago

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That's racist?

[–]Alexanderh86 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of a grey area of racism ha.

[–]gesucazzo 3 points4 points ago

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Because she talked really loudly?

[–]Bizzarre 0 points1 point ago

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Paper bag brown.

[–]SportzTawk 2 points3 points ago

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According to Mr. Garrison, it's perfectly fine to say as long as you are one.

[–]SorenTrigg 2 points3 points ago

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The biggest reason why I think it is not okay for people (even gay people) to just casually throw around faggot is because they just look like an asshole for doing so.

You can't tell someone is gay at a glance. So it just looks like someone is using slurs.

[–]essendoubleop 5 points6 points ago

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Deal with it Cate Blanchett

[–]Intolerant_Tolerance 3 points4 points ago*

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Yeah, they're probably a faggot anyway. Which is fine.

[–]CaptainNibbles 85 points86 points ago*

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I've written this a few times on the exact same picture posted elsewhere but I'll write it here too.

This behavior is called a submissive smile. The hunched posture, depressed ears, and lips turned up are the dog signalling that the individual it's interacting with is the alpha or superior. It's a common behavior seen in abused dogs. Common but not conclusive. It's possible that this dog had experienced violent interactions with this individual before, not necessarily physical. It could be even just violent verbal encounters and intimidation or rough handling. Also since the poster says it happens every morning, it's likely that the dog has a routine, an attempt at keeping the peace. It doesn't understand that this behavior pisses the guy off more and the continued anger and disdain only reinforces the routine.*

*My interpretation of this is also based on the poster's apparent hatred for the animal. It could be that the poster is inflating their anger towards the dog in an attempt to get a rise out of the other users or put up a more alpha image for them. If that's the case, there are loads more reasons a dog could act like this but the body language still reads the same. My guess takes it at face value.

[–]Zhoir 44 points45 points ago*

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I would like to put more stress on the fact that its not always submissive or the fact that the animal has been abused.

My dog does this all the time and we have never abused him. He especially does it around me, I guess he just sees me as the alpha male in my family.

I've also seen other dogs who do this all the time and im fairly sure they havn't been abused.

Edit- not trying to be a douche or say you're wrong, it's just I got depressed thinking the guy kicked his dog for doing this smile everyday.

[–]systemlord 15 points16 points ago

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My sister has a Yorkie just like the one in OP's picture. It does the smile thing (just like the picture) when he is happy.

You tell him..

"Hey Zeus! Lets go pipi!" (jumps around and "smiles")

"Zeus! You wanna cookie??" (jumps around and "smiles")

Damn dog is so goddarn spoiled.

[–]CaptainNibbles 4 points5 points ago

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That's probably positive reinforcement on your part. Your dog knows you think it's cute either from conscious encouragement or your body language and so does it whenever you talk to it.

[–]DJPalefaceSD 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is the case. We got our Yorkie as a 4 year old. Soon after we got him he did this smile, and we thought it was so cute. So now he kind of does it on command, and we reinforce it by petting him or verbally encouraging him.

Now he does it all the time, has nothing to do with abuse. I can't speak for his previous owner, but I know we have never hurt him, I don't even spank him ( he is way too small/fragile for that).

[–]m0ngrel 4 points5 points ago

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My friend has a very ugly dog that's just like this. We've taken to laughing about it and calling it her "retard smile", because when she does this, it makes her sneeze a bunch, but she doesn't stop. Also, the dog is something of a simpleton, so there is that, too.

[–]omfghi2u 2 points3 points ago

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hahahaha, my Mom's dog (a beagle) has a bit of a lazy eye and always starts a sneezing fit when he does his version of the "retard smile". I wonder why that happens...

[–]misconstrudel 55 points56 points ago

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Please to post pictures of your faggot dog.

[–]Zhoir 7 points8 points ago

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He's not a faggot but he does always seem to have not one but two balls in his mouth.

I guess I should specifiy that they are tennis balls.

[–]IxKilledxKenny 4 points5 points ago

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Not to hijack a post, but this is actually a super common display for Yorkshire Terriers. It's commonly known as the 'Yorkie smile' and is well known throughout the breed. This has nothing to do with abuse/submission at all. In fact, it is a sign of gratitude and excitement.

[–]somanychins 7 points8 points ago*

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Having a submissive dog is absolutely not a strong indicator of abuse.

The normal relationship structure for dogs is to have an Alpha Dog, Beta Dog relationship. In a healthy 'owner' and dog relationship, the 'owner' functions as the Alpha dog and the dog is the Beta dog. In this case, the dog will most likely express submissive behaviors. This is the dog's instinctual way of communicating its place in the hierarchy, and is completely natural. Knowing it's place in the hierarchy makes the dog feel secure.

With no Alpha-Beta relationship, this makes the dog feel insecure. Dog psychology is not like human psychology, and a relationship of equal best friend status is not one to aspire towards even though it may be healthy with humans and children.

The opposite relationship, where the dog is the Alpha Dog, and the 'owner' is the Beta Dog is not recommended either, and would appear as a disobedient dog. This isn't sustainable, so it isn't best for the dog's health anyway.

Edit: Adding link about submissive dog behavior. Short article on submissive dog behavior

[–]CaptainNibbles 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't say strong. I said it was an indicator. Taking the poster's apparent hostile behavior towards it, the poster's indication that this behavior is repetitive and consistent, as well as the dog's complete submissive stance, I said it was likely.

I also said that it didn't have to be abuse to produce this behavior and that there are many different scenarios available. The summary I gave was the most direct explanation based on the information available.

[–]Cargussy 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks Cesar Millan.

[–]yousername 0 points1 point ago

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Tanks scissor my lawn

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 3 points4 points ago

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My brother has a dog that looks exactly like that and they named it Elvis after it started doing a half-smile like that. You are right, he started doing it after he was a bad dog and my brother whacked him and wen't a little too far with the yelling. It's permanent now. So I just wanted to point out for the people who think the dog in the picture may be getting abused on a daily basis, all it takes is one traumatic moment to make a dog's face stick that way.

Damn hilarious picture.

[–]PDAisAok 1 point2 points ago

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My ex gf had a yorkie and she would do this to pretty much everyone and that dog was babied from the time she got her. I think it's more common in certain breeds regardless of how they are treated

[–]theungod 1 point2 points ago

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That's a pretty huge assumption. I insult the fuck out of my fatass whore cat but I treat her like a goddess and spoil the crap out of her. What people say on the internet has really little to do with what happens in real life.

[–]CaptainNibbles 1 point2 points ago

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That's why there's a disclaimer on my original assessment.

[–]queen_goerge 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, really appreciate your information. Thanks!

The only thing that sucks about it, is that I won't be able to laugh at that picture anymore. Or perhaps the first moment before I remember, why he makes that expression and then I'll feel bad. Poor little guy.

[–]hyankov 0 points1 point ago

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CaptainNibbles, the dog whisperer

[–]Probably-Lying 82 points83 points ago

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I wish i had a faggot dog to greet me ever fucking day. I miss my dog

[–]Arminas 14 points15 points ago

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And I instantly stop laughing and go, "aw..."

[–]Mustafacc 16 points17 points ago

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Look at his username, you may continue laughing.

[–]Arminas 3 points4 points ago

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Damn you, I'm in class and we're doing something mildly important now. This is no time for laughing!

[–]HoboViking 0 points1 point ago

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Me too... dogs are awesome.

[–]roboticinsides 3 points4 points ago

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Can we get one of just the picture and not the stupid comment... how old is this person anyway using the term faggot?

[–]catiz 19 points20 points ago

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Dogs "smiles" in submission. So it's a sign of that being unsecured and have lack of confidence.

[–]aChileanDude 15 points16 points ago

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[–]captain_spaulding512 6 points7 points ago

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Dog owner is a dick. Little guy is just happy he's home!

[–]greenways 2 points3 points ago

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like a little bastard ewok, just stole your stuff and hid it.

[–]rabidhamster2002 2 points3 points ago

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This would actually be funny text to accompany the photo. Clever instead of just awkwardly angry and homophobic towards a tiny dog. Perhaps his first dog made a pass at him as a child and thats why he has so much gay dog angst?

[–]flio3 1 point2 points ago

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"gay dog angst" Oh my god. Hahaha!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This is the funniest thing ive seen in months. I laughed, im talking body convulsing laughter, with coughing and heavy tears for several minutes.

fuck

[–]illpacin0 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, Gary, me too.

Can't wait to see the rise and fall of the faggot dog meme now.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]toxicFork 10 points11 points ago

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I didn't laugh on the first, but laughed on the second time as well as the third, the fourth one wasn't funny but the fifth one really did it. 6 was shit, 7 was good, 8,9,10 all bad, 11 good, 12 bad, 13 was quite funny. 14 is worst.

[–]bigboyz 4 points5 points ago

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Agree 14 fucking sucked

[–]toxicFork 5 points6 points ago

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15 was horrible, so was 16. 17 was alright. 18 made me vomit but 19 was like a rainbow in the storm. 20 and 21 made me kill a kitten. 22 was slightly below average but still not good. 23 was the bomb.

[–]grammatiker 2 points3 points ago

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This is starting to sound like the responses you'd give to journalists in a Pokemon game.

[–]BZAGENIUS 1 point2 points ago

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This is legit the first time I've ever seen it, and I can't stop laughing.

I guess I need to reassess my self declared internet veteran status :(

[–]CressCrowbits 1 point2 points ago

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In fairness, this appears to be the only time the submission has actually garnered any amount of upvotes.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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It's when things like this are posted that I am embarrassed of this site. You know today is Spirit Day, right? A day where you recognize bullying against young people and the use of derogatory words that reflect hate against the gay community. So what exactly makes the term "faggot" such a funny element of the picture? What's the difference between saying this and using another stereotype? I am deeply offended that this is seen as humor. Maybe if you were called "faggot" every once in a while, or your friends were beaten up for being "faggots" you would no longer find it such a funny term. For a site that in general seems to support equality this is stupid shit and I find people that think this is hilarious to be the type of person who think it's ok to teach their kids that using such words is acceptable.

http://www.glaad.org/spiritday

*edited because I've been fuming over this and trying to better rationalize my thoughts.

[–]ukmhz 1 point2 points ago

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This post clearly has a lot to do with homosexuality and intolerance thereof.

A lot of people growing up in the 90s are accustomed to using the word gay and fag as slang that has literally nothing to do with homosexuality (see Louis CK's bit on this for more detail). I'm sorry if you've been discriminated against and had people use the word against you in a hateful manner but that's clearly not the case in this post. Pick your battles.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My battle is that this, and every other time faggot is used is offensive, and don't you think it's worthy of bring it to other's attention? I am well aware of Louis CK and his humor, I like some of it and I do have a pretty good sense of humor. However, I find it difficult to say that something that uses the term "faggot" like this is ok because it was funny in the 90s and it's not offensive. That's like saying my grandpa used to spit on colored people and if you do it today it's still funny.

[–]ukmhz 1 point2 points ago

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this, and every other time faggot is used is offensive,

no it isn't

by typing faggot in your post you literally just proved your own statement false

anytime someone from the UK says fag to refer to a cigarette they just proved your point wrong

It's not at all analogous to spitting on "colored people" (you realize thats a ridiculous phrase right?). Spitting on a black man is an objective act of aggresson towards him. It's not even analogous to saying nigger, since nigger has an unambiguous definition that means black person.

When myself and people like me who grew up in a certain cultural environment in the 90's say fag, we're not referring to homosexuality in any way. We are literally using a different definition of the word that is essentially equivalent to "idiot". I'm not saying that we used to call gay people faggots and it was funny because nobody cared about gay people. I'm saying when I was 6 years old me and my friends somehow heard the word "fag" and interpreted as synonym of idiot and have been using it in a way that has nothing to do with homosexuality our entire lives.

The only way you can take offense to it is if you misunderstand my intentions, or if you make the claim that the fact that "fag" can mean both "gay person i dislike" and "idiot" means that we are automatically associating the two definitions. The latter is nonsensical since there are tons of words in the english language with multiple definitions and they don't automatically bleed together. The former could be a legitimate complaint but frankly if you can't understand which definition of a word is being used based on context that's not my problem and I don't really feel bad about it.

[–]ljuki 3 points4 points ago

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I am making that face right now.

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 11 points12 points ago

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[–]NekkidSnaku 12 points13 points ago

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no...

[–]thub15 1 point2 points ago

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He knows you hate him, don't kick him please

[–]evilmonster 1 point2 points ago

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What is going through that dog's mind? With an expression like that it has to be thinking something... Maybe something like "haha gotcha"!

[–]JibberGXP 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for the supposed "repost". I've never seen this before, but I'm ecstatic I did today. You make me want to love.

[–]mattalexx 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Denver.

[–]Evil_ash 1 point2 points ago

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I'm new to reddit and mostly find hanging about here to be a highly enjoyable and even informative experience; but, I'm curious about all the re-post hate. I always wonder why anyone would feel so strongly about seeing an image, or joke, or whatever again, that they'd feel the need to angrily rant about it in a comment. Why not just NOT look at it, or look at it and just get on with your day as if it never happened if you aren't interested? This behavior is so rampant that I often wonder if something is wrong with ME- should I be freaking out about re-posts as well? Am I doing the interwebs wrong? Also, cute things are cute; so who cares?

[–]yarblls 1 point2 points ago

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You make entirely too much sense to be on here.

[–]thenewyorkoffice 1 point2 points ago

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This dog looks like he is abused. Dogs don't normally look like that unless they're scared or nervous.

[–]mcsquar3d 1 point2 points ago

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Does that dog have dentures?

[–]headbanger141 1 point2 points ago

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cats don't give you this shit. no, they go about their fucking business. dogs gotta go and give you faggoty-ass looks all damn day for no good goddamn reason. fucking faggot dog.

[–]RetardedCrow 6 points7 points ago

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The word "faggot" is required for full comedy effect. It establishes the speaker's personality, and sets up a relationship with the dog that's more than just "dumb animal lol". He feels like the dog is fucking with him. It also sets up a lens through which to see the photo, which increases the shock value.

All you people, off your high horses.

[–]pitselh 2 points3 points ago

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Says the guy using the word 'retarded' in his name. smiles sweetly

[–]Wonderloaf 1 point2 points ago

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What's that got to do with the price of eggs?

[–]Alkhemy 3 points4 points ago

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I hope this dog leads a stress free and enjoyable life.

[–]tchske 8 points9 points ago

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He keeps me up all night, barking to his faggot friends

[–]bigfudge9517088 2 points3 points ago

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down vote because this guys a dick who doesn't like his dog.

[–]heathersak 4 points5 points ago

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Go back to 4chan, you douche.

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 3 points4 points ago

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It's funny because it says 'faggot' and it makes me feel cool to be so edgy and un-pc like that!

Faggotnigger! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA boy, I'm on fire tonight! I need my own sitcom!

[–]wafflestomp 1 point2 points ago

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He tucked her lips up to make her show her teeth. I used to do it to my dog. It made her kind of snarl/grin involuntarily. You can tell she's not tense or excited, so the teeth baring isn't natural.

[–]I_Remember_You 1 point2 points ago

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My dog smiles like that too its just scary

[–]obuibod 1 point2 points ago

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Finally, the REAL smile.jpg

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[–]17Hongo 1 point2 points ago

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on a serious note, dogs do that. it's a means of greeting - it means that the dog's pleased to see you. plus, you didn't worry when Louis Armstrong did it, did you?

[–]Willie_Main 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I went to Jazz clubs back in the mid 1930s and 40s and saw him I worried every time he did that.

[–]Nurfy 1 point2 points ago

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Every single f***king time it makes me laugh.

[–]arpie 0 points1 point ago

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That's an Ewok?

[–]nnyx 1 point2 points ago

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This is why people should never stop saying faggot, it's just such a perfect and hilarious word in certain situations. Maybe it's just my sense of humor, but I don't even think this would be that funny without the word faggot.

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Go fuck yourself and your stupid sense of humor.

[–]KungFuHamster 1 point2 points ago

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No, it's not funny in itself; it's sad. But it does set up the poster's personality for us, so we understand he's probably a teenager. He's too young to know better, apparently, and he has a lot of angst because he's stupid and uses outdated, prejudiced insults.

You instantly get a feel for the personality, and the narrator comes alive.

[–]drudenhaus 0 points1 point ago

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Ha. My moms yorky does the same thing. He doesn't have teeth anymore so its actually pretty creepy

[–]durden87 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, I had to bite my tongue to not laugh in class.

[–]Gr333d 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Gilbert Godfrey.

[–]leoselassie 0 points1 point ago

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This popped into my mind after seeing this post.

[–]Virgin_Hooker 0 points1 point ago

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Omg... dogs are learning to smile... they are superevolved now.

[–]ComPewTrNerd 0 points1 point ago

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...Wait, his dog is Muttley?

[–]complaino 0 points1 point ago

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I'm seeing this guy, http://imgur.com/Ufvc2

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Incredible.

[–]macpoopalot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Goldbear 0 points1 point ago

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My friend's dog does this shit to me every time I'm at their house.

[–]ImmortalWarrior 0 points1 point ago

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super repost

[–]therzr16 0 points1 point ago

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It's a definite sign of submission. The dog is bowing down to a owner that's greater than him. Bow down.

[–]iAMtheBelvedere 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should post this on /r/trees...

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point ago

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Awwww, he's smiling! I've seen yorkies do that before! it's so cute!

[–]coalitionofilling 0 points1 point ago

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best post ive seen in days

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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rpt.

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

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that is his way of enjoying the fact that you will find a pile of shit on your shoes

[–]gsomega 0 points1 point ago

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lockjaw

[–]gsomega 0 points1 point ago

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It's not funny. Dog has lockjaw.

[–]buso 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of this guy

[–]walsh303 0 points1 point ago

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i just cracked up in the middle of class. Then was asked to share what was so funny. Not as funny when read out loud in front of a class who can't see the picture.

[–]canadian_poptarts 0 points1 point ago

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Gets me giggling like a schoolgirl every damn time.

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point ago

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Repost or not... I hadn't seen this before and now I'm enlightened

[–]XJXRXVX 0 points1 point ago

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The words of a truly broken man.

[–]TopEm 0 points1 point ago

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Tears of laughter right now

[–]Nightshade1105 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations, I was trying to hold back my laughter but to no avail and now everyone in my English class is looking at me.

[–]shoegazer666 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]DrasticFantastic 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't see the text the first time I saw this picture. Thought the dog was cute, but it didn't make me laugh.

I came back around and clicked again, saw the text, and it made me laugh far more than it should.

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

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I might have laughed too. But I've seen this about fifty times....

Today.

[–]YohonBimik 0 points1 point ago

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I have the same breed of dog and she does the same thing haha

[–]peruvianredsoxfan 0 points1 point ago

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First time I see this. I don't often laugh out loud on reddit, but when I do, it's to stupid dog faces. Haha.

[–]ADegenerate 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed SFhard.

[–]kyune 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thefloppydog 0 points1 point ago

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I think who ever posted this is getting trolled by their dog on the daily dosage.

[–]moegreen 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me muttley from wacky races muttley

[–]Lazerus42 0 points1 point ago

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This dog is on the front page at least once a week... ehgad

[–]OHAITHARU 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the only pic i've ever seen that makes me laugh EVERY time i see it.

[–]marre910 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love that dog!

[–]mich_DaRipper226 0 points1 point ago

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I swore faggot stood for something else...

[–]sonic911 0 points1 point ago

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funniest shit ever hahahaha i cant stop laughing

[–]bad_situation 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Me too.

[–]ReeColi 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen it. It made me laugh far more than it should have, too.

[–]Fantasticriss 0 points1 point ago

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oh god i can't stop laughing

[–]TheHeadcrab 0 points1 point ago

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Quick question: how do i draw attention away from me after laughing a bit to loud at work? Times a factor.

[–]DJPalefaceSD 0 points1 point ago

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I have a Yorkie that does the same exact smile. We call it "the snaggle".

[–]fargin_ice_hole 0 points1 point ago*

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http://www.reddit.com/search?q=faggot+dog

How the hell does that work? One month ago nobody thought it was funny, now over 5500 people think it's funny?

Maybe it's the title.

[–]kvist 0 points1 point ago

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Ricky Gervais

[–]Luckycheater 0 points1 point ago

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I love this pic..LOL

[–]lindylindsey 0 points1 point ago

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dude, he's smiling at you. leave him alone.

[–]HighBird 0 points1 point ago

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Problem?

[–]Jonneke 0 points1 point ago

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My aunt's dog starts "laughing"/baring her teeth when she's excited about seeing you. I do think this dogs looks a little scared however... It's all hunched up on the stairs - if a dog is happy, it runs around you and tries to jump on you. That's my experience anyway...

[–]mnells 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard.

[–]Rockerdude34 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny, because this title is exactly what the last 5 people who posted this (and made it to front page) used as a title.

[–]stanfy86 0 points1 point ago

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the only time i have seen a dog do that (partially bare its teeth) is when its scared and trying to be submissive.

[–]ave_maria99 0 points1 point ago

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aw he's smiling! he's just an excited little guy

[–]hopfrog187 0 points1 point ago

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man, that dog looks like it escaped from the music video for "Windowlicker".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg

[–]treehugger92 0 points1 point ago

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saved this as a favorite a few weeks ago to look at when im depressed

[–]Phaex 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh uncontrollably when I look at this picture. When I first found this image, I started sending it to my friend every day for a week. After that week was up, I decided I had to be more creative, as I figured he was no longer blindly clicking on my links. So as a way to trick him, I uploaded the picture to facebook and tagged him in it. Another way was I made it into a spray and used it in a game of Left 4 Dead and I sprayed it on the first stairwell in No Mercy. I think I need to make a GIF now with a seemingly innocent picture first, then it turns into the grinning dog :-)

[–]Nude_Atheism 0 points1 point ago

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I feel this guy's pain. My dog sits there ALL day making the stupidest face at me. It's starting to drive me mad.

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but i luaghed harder at this than any other post i've ever seen on r/funny

[–]Fafurion 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed out loud for a good 10 minutes..and now im wiping tears from my face...well played sir, well played

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Can we remove the nasty words that are accompanying this photo? THe caption kinda ruined the pic for me and I love my yorkie.