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[–]scuzzphut 65 points66 points ago

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[–]Itsgoodsoup 84 points85 points ago

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Hs anyone ever told you that you have a little dik-dik?

[–]jalza 8 points9 points ago

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You mean my friend on reddit?

[–]SeparateCzechs 0 points1 point ago

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because one is never enough.

[–]SgtBaxter 28 points29 points ago

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Next photo will be of this man's suicide note and a dik dik shot dead by cops.

[–]EvensongSunsoar 29 points30 points ago

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That would make a very tiny rug.

[–]mrflib 10 points11 points ago

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Has anyone called Chuck Testa?

[–]spatterjay 14 points15 points ago

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Nope

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets.

[–]Soggy_Pronoun 0 points1 point ago

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Bad form.

[–]mrflib -1 points0 points ago

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Too soon :(

[–]WhyYouAreSoStupid 0 points1 point ago

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You can't joke about cute animals on Reddit. But, Christians and cops: Go for it.

[–]lostnthenet 1 point2 points ago

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That rug really ties the room together man.

[–]igotabeveragehereman 2 points3 points ago

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He peed on my fucking rug!

[–]rarely_coherent 1 point2 points ago

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But a perfectly sized snack

[–]trilWillem 0 points1 point ago

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I had some last night.

[–]diabeetusavenger -1 points0 points ago

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Biltong is amazing, but very hard to get where I live.

[–]spatterjay 0 points1 point ago

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You'd hardly get any biltong out of that. It's made from the meat along the animal's spine ( the "rugstring vleis", in my language ) and from the rump ( i think it's called the rump in english ) in some cases.

If you don't mind me asking, where do you live?

[–]diabeetusavenger 0 points1 point ago

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The great state of Utah. I have a few South African friends though, that is how I found out about biltong.

[–]spatterjay 0 points1 point ago

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Ah. I'm not trying to insult you, but your beef jerky has NOTHING on biltong.

Also, give your SA friends my greetings, and tell them to stay out of SA for now :(

[–]diabeetusavenger 1 point2 points ago

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No offense taken at all, I know a good majority of our food is not near as good as most other countries. I do make fairly good cottontail jerky though, maybe some day we can exchange. Also I will send my regards to all the "southies".

[–]spatterjay 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, that's not a bad idea! I could get you some Kudu biltongif you're lucky, and definately some springbok

[–]diabeetusavenger 1 point2 points ago

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That would be great, winter is coming soon, so the bunny's that are diseased will all be dead, then I can go hunt some and prepare the meat for you.

[–]yakkerman 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever had beef heart jerky, hands down the best jerky I've ever consumed.

[–]diabeetusavenger 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I have, and it is damn good. I grew up on a dairy farm, we had fresh beef any way you can prepare it, at all times.

[–]icockblock 0 points1 point ago

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a nice towel..for scrubbing

[–]Jinxyouowemeascotch 7 points8 points ago

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Too soon.

[–]Dawgishly -4 points-3 points ago

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Wut?

[–]SgtBaxter 3 points4 points ago

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Don't read reddit or listen to the news much, huh?

[–]BronzeBas 1 point2 points ago

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It is not worldnews.

[–]The_Edman 1 point2 points ago

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Certainly is world news. Lots of coverage in Australia.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Well, good thing you guys informed the guy who asked "wut" instead of taking the opportunity to 1up him like douches.

[–]conanarama 0 points1 point ago

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So where's your explanation to Dawgishly?

[–]yardglass 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing he doesn't know. Much like I don't know. I read this thread hoping to find out though... Anyone care to put us out of our miseries?

[–]conanarama 1 point2 points ago

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I'm assuming the reference is to the recent animal killings in Ohio: Link to info

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i don't know the answer either

[–]Dawgishly 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously! Thanks. His coment was a complete nonsequiter to me.

Still is.

But apparently I need to spend more than my current several hours a day on reddit according to SgtButsecs.

[–]Vanetia 13 points14 points ago

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Is that a DikDik?

[–]Dannychu1997[S] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Vanetia 0 points1 point ago

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I am proud of myself for recognizing the animal right off the bat. :3

Very cute!

[–]Calexica 9 points10 points ago

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I thought maybe it was a stuffed baby deer. I'm terrible. The internet has corrupted and made me stupid. What a delightful little creature.

[–]GregoriousC 18 points19 points ago

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Don't feel so bad. I thought it was a baby ostrich - you know, before they shed their front legs.

[–]RaginReaganomics 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was a baby whale- you know, before they evolve into sea creatures

[–]MiserubleCant -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was Wayne Szalinski's camel.

[–]Darkblitz9 5 points6 points ago

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That man is left handed.

[–]LifeObserver 1 point2 points ago

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Commenting on reddit... someone's definitely already said it.

[–]Soggy_Pronoun 0 points1 point ago

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No more rhyming, and I mean it!

[–]changemanagement 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory peanut.

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

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No, dik diks are from South Africa, so he is merely upside down, not left handed.

[–]desmondsdecker 0 points1 point ago

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My first reaction was "What, does he use a lefty mouse configuration for right handed fap times? Oh wait babby aminal aww."

[–]lurkerer 4 points5 points ago

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EEUGH!!

...left handed mouse.

[–]TJFadness 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, you have a problem with left handed people?

[–]Lambpanties 0 points1 point ago

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More the mouse switch I imagine. I'm a lefty and refuse to use a left-handed mouse. In fact I've only ever met one other lefty who would bother with one.

Most lefties are partially ambidextrous anyway.

[–]Nukeman 0 points1 point ago

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its not really a left handed mouse, its just a mouse with the settings switched...

[–]lurkerer 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but 'mouse with the settings switched' didn't have the same ring to it.

[–]Qaplalala 13 points14 points ago

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What is it and where do I get one???

[–]sarcasticmrfox 32 points33 points ago

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I'd try chinatown. The Grandson may tell you 3 rules but he's being over cautious. Enjoy!

[–]sargassum 4 points5 points ago

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But it comes with a free frogurt.

(That's good)

[–]Hoonigan 7 points8 points ago

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The frogurt is also cursed

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 6 points7 points ago

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That's bad.

[–]chiggers 2 points3 points ago

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The frogurt contains Potassium benzoate.

[–]charlonova 0 points1 point ago

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K

[–]mrpoox 0 points1 point ago

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Its a curse where you get babes all the time.

[–]gman212 0 points1 point ago

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But you get your choice of toppings!

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 0 points1 point ago

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Thats good!

[–]wakewolfie 0 points1 point ago

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They are legal in my state! But expensive...

They have special needs though. Keep them away from cats.

[–]michaelcoffey 3 points4 points ago

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Why is this in r/WTF and not r/aww?

[–]damendred 57 points58 points ago

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This has been posting dozes of times; posting like it's your original content is a scumbag move.

[–]bobbybarista 35 points36 points ago

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I just assumed he was quoting Scarface and never assumed that person in the image was the OP.

[–]BloederFuchs 9 points10 points ago

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Yup. Just look at "Other discussions" at the top.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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But I haven't seen it yet and I'm smart enough to know the quote is from scarface and not the OP talking about himself. This is new and interesting to me. So...what now?

[–]damendred 0 points1 point ago

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well, I guess we could talk about why this is being posted in /r/wtf to begin with.

It's not really wtf.

[–]rohnjyan 4 points5 points ago

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As if the OP's name wasn't a clue. No way the guy in that photo was born in 1997.

[–]mejelic 4 points5 points ago

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Wait, people born in 1997 are getting on the internet? Damn I feel old.

[–]thenuge26 1 point2 points ago

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On the internet?!?! Next year they will get their learners permit (in the US).

How scary is that!

[–]Tonamel 3 points4 points ago

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My mom's email address ends in 2002.

Why 2002? "So I'll never forget what year I got my email address."

[–]arsenology 0 points1 point ago

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My qualm was going to be that OP put this in the WTF category (though I see nothing particularly WTF about it) but now I'm even more upset.

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[–]damendred -1 points0 points ago

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Well, hmm, umm do you wanna talk about whether it should have been posted in r/wtf to begin with?

Hello?

Damn these apples is cold.

[–]SuccessfulRepoST 2 points3 points ago

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It's cuter the 15th time.

[–]thoughtbubblecx 2 points3 points ago

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Opulence. You has it.

[–]txdale 5 points6 points ago

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Not now, deer, I'm on Reddit.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who you callin' a dick, you little cervine fuckball?!

[–]liberalwhackjob 10 points11 points ago

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That is not you... i've seen this pic before.

[–]warnerrr 16 points17 points ago

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Devil's advocate here, maybe they just wanted to use a famous line from a movie in their title, for comedic purposes?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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i've also heard this quote before. He totally stole that line from Scarface! OP is scum of the earth.

[–]maxp0wah 1 point2 points ago

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that's what I call having faun

[–]manfrin 1 point2 points ago

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You look hella like Matt Walsh.

[–]BFF_Skinner 0 points1 point ago

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I spent a good 15 seconds trying to figure out what Matt Walsh was in that had a baby deer in it, before I realized that it wasn't Matt Walsh (or a baby deer for that matter).

[–]letstalkaboutrocks 1 point2 points ago

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I've never met someone who uses a mouse with their left hand.

[–]rabidbob 8 points9 points ago

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I use my mouse with my left hand a few times per week.

[–]keoaries 1 point2 points ago

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I did. His name was Bob and he was fucking weird.

[–]biffskin 1 point2 points ago

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I got diabetes just by looking at that.

[–]destroydesiire 1 point2 points ago

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Came here just because I never get to use to word dikdik.

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote for pretending this is you. Seriously reddit, this shit needs to stop.

[–]c_megalodon 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously though, why is this in /r/wtf?

[–]cojafoji 1 point2 points ago

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Baby camel deer.

[–]dubdubdub3 1 point2 points ago

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repost or not, that left handed mouse really grinds my gears

[–]Meekois 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get what's WTF about this...

[–]countzerozero 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously not Ohio. The animal is still alive.

[–]awwreeawnuh 1 point2 points ago

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omg. i dont know what this is but i need one.

[–]Paxjax 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't WTF. This is just freaking adorable.

[–]MicroLeisure 1 point2 points ago

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downvoted

Not WTF.

[–]Tannerleaf 2 points3 points ago

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かわいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい。

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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☆:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:☆

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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すばらしい?

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]shiv68 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwwww.

[–]semiexpired 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you get that DikDik?

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't remember what it was called, only that they are used to make gloves, and it is something like 2 animals per glove

[–]Bwise387 0 points1 point ago

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no one mentions he is useing a mouse with his left hand.. WTF

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude this is not you and not your little friend. This pic has been posted many times already.

[–]Dabboo 0 points1 point ago

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The mouse is on the wrong side...

[–]necrosprite 0 points1 point ago

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"Bitch, say that to my fucking face."

[–]tarheeldarling 0 points1 point ago

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Yay dikdik

[–]stillpuzzledbylife 0 points1 point ago

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Well hello there Dannychu's little Friend. How are you?? Mind if I pet you?

[–]namblaotie 0 points1 point ago

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Opulence. I has it. But I also like savings the money.

[–]karottenfelt 0 points1 point ago

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TIL: S. A. Oryx

[–]ElectricG 0 points1 point ago

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Left handed mouse... How do you sleep at night?

[–]p_quarles_ 0 points1 point ago

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I totally have that keyboard at work!

[–]Schmangeetay 0 points1 point ago

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"I am from the internet. Seven days."

[–]UberMouse894 0 points1 point ago

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Those eyes are terrifying.

[–]James311 0 points1 point ago

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LEFT HANDED

[–]mra99 0 points1 point ago

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Pedobear would be proud

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point ago

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I questioned the veracity of your claim. I looked at the photo. I was wrong for doing so. You have a little friend.

[–]Tzenle 0 points1 point ago

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Uhm, this is awkward becase the picture was cute and all, but there's an elephant in the room. He has the wrong hand on the mice. How does he masturbate?

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

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food ----sooon

[–]travisncs 0 points1 point ago

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The left-handers are always wierdos...makin out with baby animals. Shame!

[–]jakarta_guy 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought it's this

[–]IRELANDJNR 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 0 points1 point ago

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TIL about the Dik Dik. Last week I learned about the Giant African Land Snail. To Africa!

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They're pretty small as adults too, though.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think in comparison to humans the little one is slightly larger than babies are to us.

[–]ImSpicy 0 points1 point ago

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That dik-dik is really close to his mouth.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is he the Dik-Dik whisperer?

[–]royalmarquis 0 points1 point ago

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were you born in 1997? Go do your homework!

[–]iwillkillbullboy 0 points1 point ago

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... are u blowing on it?

[–]jbourne 0 points1 point ago

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first you have a little friend, next thing you know you have two dozen bengal tigers, some black bears and a newspaper article about you. REPENT!

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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You look a lot like a middle aged white guy for a 14 year old chinese boy.

So, I'm going to call shenanigans on you.

[–]Rockerdude34 0 points1 point ago

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I think if tony montana held this up and said that instead of a gun, he'd win by killing the goons with it's cuteness.

[–]darthsand 0 points1 point ago

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hi friend!

[–]DonPiano 0 points1 point ago

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No need really, I already have

[–]unaspirateur 0 points1 point ago

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my boyfriend is dead set on getting a dik-dik as a pet. I'm all for it __^

[–]Rulgita 0 points1 point ago

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nope, Chuck Testa

[–]Thegreatergatsby 0 points1 point ago

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I want one!

[–]Babyrape_McMethlab 0 points1 point ago

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The body of a dear, but the head of an ostrich...

[–]thatnerdykid 0 points1 point ago

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baby deer?

[–]Timmaey 1 point2 points ago

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hello!

[–]KEBBE 0 points1 point ago

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omgggg <3

[–]ColdSheep -1 points0 points ago

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I jump eeeen it!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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very cute

[–]Doctor_Pedobear -1 points0 points ago

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Am i the only one who noticed hes using the mouse with his left hand first?

[–]lingeek -1 points0 points ago

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Nope.

[–]YoungTroll -5 points-4 points ago

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

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Nope, Chuck Testa