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[–]CDi-Fails 32 points33 points ago

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I can understand if this is a...thing...but posting it to Facebook? ಠ_ಠ

[–]faceless_page 19 points20 points ago

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Part of me thinks, "well at least he doesn't give a fuck about what other people think." But then I think that he probably doesn't really understand how people view this, and I feel kind of bad.

[–]Lookmanospaces 32 points33 points ago

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Now I know what to do to my friends when they pass out.

[–]hoirkmann 3 points4 points ago

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That is the best idea ever. All you'd need is a passed out victim who is still logged on to Facebook on his smartphone or something... However, you'd have to think of a way to make your victim never find the Facebook entry, or else he'd just delete it right away...Any ideas?

[–]Sonris 48 points49 points ago

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In my experience anyone who uses kawaii in an otherwise English sentence is generally exactly like this picture for some reason.

[–]faultydesign 21 points22 points ago

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You just said kawaii.

[–]AutoEroticAsphyxia 43 points44 points ago

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STOP BEING Tsundere

[–]616eyz 5 points6 points ago

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I like to think of this phrase as Tsundere is the other person's name, and the original guy in the picture is telling him to stop existing.

[–]Atrophist 0 points1 point ago

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I just think of a Final Fantasy protagonist.

[–]Problemzone 10 points11 points ago

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so did you!

[–]skilior 6 points7 points ago

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Stop it, please.

[–]miksedene 12 points13 points ago

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Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

[–]Dolomite808 3 points4 points ago

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You're only making it worse for yourself!

[–]kenseihiko 2 points3 points ago

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Making it worse? How could it be worse?

[–]Saucefire 4 points5 points ago

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Skilior, you're not acting very kawaii.

[–]Schmiggety 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god, it burns! Make it stop!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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dont fuck around with him he's Yandere

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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http://www.facebook.com/MADTHAD08

It's a joke account.

[–]7nights 20 points21 points ago

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The character is Kotonoha from the dating sim School Days.

In both the anime and manga adaptation, everybody dies in the end in gruesome and horrifying ways.

So, yes. This is very weird because it implies they will commit either a double suicide or a murder-suicide.

[–]GhostBridge 10 points11 points ago

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Dating sim. Everyone dies at the end. What?

[–]hrbeck 5 points6 points ago*

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[–]DancingQueen5961 2 points3 points ago

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lets hope Sekai doesn't found out and stab him, cause then Kotonoha is gonna cut off his head

[–]Chazboski 4 points5 points ago

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Even with 7nights explanation, I still have no idea what you're talking about.

[–]AnEternalSkeptic 2 points3 points ago

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Girl gets pregnant, cuts off the husband's head and runs off in a boat. I didn't understand it either.

[–]PontifexPrimus 6 points7 points ago

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...the Aristocrats?

[–]RamenOps 3 points4 points ago

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and runs off in a Nice Boat.

Fixed

[–]lordofthederps 1 point2 points ago

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Referenced with the wiki summaries of the episodes:

Male student Makoto has a crush on female classmate Kotonoha (the girl in the Facebook picture). Another female classmate, Sekai, helps Makoto and Kotonoha get into a relationship. However, Sekai also develops feelings for Makoto.

After dating for a while Makoto feels Kotonoha is boring and starts sleeping with Sekai behind Kotonoha's back. Due to a series of misunderstandings and lies, other classmates accuse Kotonoha of cheating on Makoto even though it's actually the other way around.

During a school festival, Makoto has sex with a third girl, Otome, and then without missing a beat, goes to the dance with Sekai. Meanwhile, Kotonoha is bullied by other classmates for her "fake" relationship with Makoto. At an emotional low from constantly being ignored by Makoto, Kotonoha is taken advantage of by another male classmate; she is essentially raped. The next day, Makoto bumps into Kotonoha and finally officially ends their relationship, leaving her in tears.

One of Sekai's friends, Setsuna, finds out Makoto is cheating on Sekai with Otome and demands that he stop. Makoto's response is to push her down and try to have his way with her. Setsuna eventually relents, but only on the condition that Makoto remain faithful to Sekai afterwards. Back at school, Sekai sees the footage of Makoto having sex with Otome, captured by a hidden camera.

Sekai, shocked by Makoto's betrayal, begins to skip school. During this time, Makoto never attempts to contact her and begins regularly sleeping with yet another classmate. Eventually, even the girls who had been bullying Kotonoha want to see what all the fuss is about with Makoto, and he happily agrees to have sex with them. While all of this is happening, Kotonoha wanders around the city in a nervous breakdown, holding imaginary conversations with Makoto.

Sekai becomes sick one morning and decides she is pregnant. She returns to school and confronts Makoto about it, insisting that he take responsibility. The other girls begin to shun Makoto. While taking a walk, Makoto happens upon Kotonoha, and taking pity on her, he says he will be her boyfriend again.

Sekai finds out that the two of them are back together, and when she goes to demand they break up, it ends with Makoto kissing Kotonoha in front of her. Later that evening, Makoto texts Sekai telling her to get an abortion.

The next day, Sekai goes to Makoto's place … and well, I don't think my crappy summaries really do it justice, so here's the video of the ending:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIkqFaW_Iic#4m47s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT9_yJGYOSo

[–]Thezealot 1 point2 points ago

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that anime was fucked up. That character cut another one open and started digging around her stomach or something. THEN sailed off into the sunset while cuddling her lover's head. I stopped watching romance (school drama) anime's after that one.

[–]Syujinkou 0 points1 point ago

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Ka~na~ ~ shi~mino~~~~

[–]I_DONT_READ_ANYTHING 38 points39 points ago

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WEEABOO

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 35 points36 points ago

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Did someone just say "weaboo?" 'cause I think I just heard someone say "weaboo".

[–]speedtouch 13 points14 points ago

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WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!

[–]TokiBumblebee 16 points17 points ago

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That's a paddlin'.

[–]TheWeeaboo 18 points19 points ago

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:(

[–]HokeyReddit 18 points19 points ago

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This guy is a regular on 4chan, from what I can tell. He has some youtube videos where he's giving his waifu a birthday party plus other videos about anime or whatever. Not a bad guy at all, really. Just foreveralone.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKkRzJ0GDs

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[–]Blanche_Devereaux 7 points8 points ago

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Yes. Yes it was.

[–]ilmmad 6 points7 points ago

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Wat

Seriously, what?

[–]Blanche_Devereaux 5 points6 points ago

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You'd have to go searching for the video, but yes. This guy has an exceptionally large penis.

[–]imperialxcereal 0 points1 point ago

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http://youtu.be/QWXc3Hq58zo

Here is his review for it, where there is a link to download the NSFW content.

I'll let you watch it and come back to me with your thoughts.

He seems like kind of a funny dude. Not a Chris Chan like I was expecting.

[–]g-dragon 6 points7 points ago

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when he told the picture to blow out the candles... man...

[–]VDr4g0n 8 points9 points ago

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"You jelly?"

[–]ulzimate 11 points12 points ago

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Carlton Banks has fallen a very long way...

[–]CptSquirrel 8 points9 points ago

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AWESOME! I seem normal by comparison! Thank You Internet!

[–]IStopTickleMonsters 7 points8 points ago

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I wonder if when he tapes the picture to a blow up doll and has sex with it...he worries about getting her pregnant?

[–]GhostBridge 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe he's put her on birth control.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If using latex on living people prevents pregnancy, then what do you use on a blowup doll? Foreskin?

[–]JigglyBlubber 0 points1 point ago

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Shame

[–]ElBagel 13 points14 points ago

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It would be interesting to x-post this to /r/anime and see what happens.

[–]LoliMaster 9 points10 points ago

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I would probably delete it before it turned into a flame war

[–]Omniabsence 3 points4 points ago

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Not in japan.

[–]Seraphael 10 points11 points ago

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He enjoys what he enjoys, more power to him as long as he isn't hurting anyone.

[–]LucyanChimera 2 points3 points ago

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I like how his last sentence was in caps, except for Tsundere, which he probably Googled and copied.

[–]21000 2 points3 points ago

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Forever Alone LVL 95

[–]pinkytheunicorn 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of Archer.

[–]ZettaSlow 1 point2 points ago

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First off, her name is NOT Mai.

Second, this guy's fuckin weird. hugs giant sex pillow

[–]zanzou 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, the text from that site is even more awesome than the original post.

A shy, quiet girl from class 1-4, one door down from Makoto and Sekai's class.

Due to her striking appearance, she's always been somewhat frightened of boys. She is disliked by the girls in her class, and distanced from the boys, who restrain each other from approaching her. Having taken an interest in Makoto as he watches her from afar, she decides to accept when he confesses with the help of Sekai's mediation.

In the last episode of the anime series, she is the one who kills Sekai, because Sekai killed Makoto. After killing her, she cuts open her stomach to see if she was lying about being pregnant with Makoto's child.

After this, she is seen on a boat, holding Makoto's head.

[–]ditherhither 2 points3 points ago

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that took a very swift turn for the wtf.

[–]ZettaSlow 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. I remember watching that when I first got into anime.

I watched an anime called Love Hina first, which was funny and silly then that.

....It...changed me... :/

[–]keeneek 1 point2 points ago

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Its fake, who sleeps with glasses on?

[–]AKADriver 1 point2 points ago

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Why did whoever made this censor the name "Mai Waifu"?

That's half the joke - this guy calls this imaginary girl a Japanese pronunciation of "my wife"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My boyfriend is friends with him over facebook. Personally I think he's hilarious

[–]skilior 5 points6 points ago

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What, obviously this guy has some issues with the opposite sex. Who gives a fuck if he is infatuated with a cartoon character, at least he is happy.

[–]MrBoo88 11 points12 points ago

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His happiness makes me ANGRY! I must Destroy!

[–]kyute222 5 points6 points ago

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"whatever floats your boat" is by far my most favorite saying in the english language. we don't even have a saying like this in my language, but I guess that makes it even more awesome.

[–]glych 2 points3 points ago

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If you would like to learn more useful English phrases, check out the Urban Dictionary. Have a good time!

[–]skilior 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just impressed by your English, now that I know it isn't your first language.

[–]Nerethos 0 points1 point ago

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'Happy' its quite the stretch.

[–]skilior 0 points1 point ago

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whatever gets you through the night is alright bro.

[–]kamanashi 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I guess it is time for me to throw all my anime away and find a new hobby. Don't want to be grouped with this guy.

[–]Stumbos4 0 points1 point ago

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It's his waifu and him no biggie.

[–]NeoScout 0 points1 point ago

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I watch a moderate amount of anime and still found that too awkward to read

[–]Braxusb 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this picture filled me with a great sadness.

[–]Cogwork 0 points1 point ago

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Who took the picture for him?!

[–]UwasaWaya 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cogwork 1 point2 points ago

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Seems like witchcraft to me.

[–]Shinden9 0 points1 point ago

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Lemme guess.

Mai is really Mai Waifu.

Hahahaha I love this guy so much.

[–]zanzou -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, that's pretty fucking weird. I really wish idiots wouldn't use common Japanese words in place of English words. They're not somehow more special just because they're Japanese you fucking morons. They mean the EXACT SAME GODDAMN THING as their English counterparts.

[–]Scandinavian_Avenger 11 points12 points ago

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C'est la vie, isn't it?

[–]Rossco1337 5 points6 points ago

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Haha, that's some schadenfreude, amigo.

[–]RetardVomitPussyCunt 1 point2 points ago

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Oui

[–]Cogwork 1 point2 points ago

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Actually from what I understand that word is more of a concept so to express it in english would require another sentence.

Same goes for shadenfreude, and my personal favorite backpfeifengesicht.

[–]crankykong 1 point2 points ago

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I'm german and just noticed that I don't use backpfeifengesicht nearly enough at all! :D

[–]Cogwork 1 point2 points ago

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It seriously is an amazing word.

[–]zanzou -4 points-3 points ago

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Also fuck the word ツンデレ.

[–]CaCtUs2003 2 points3 points ago

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What does "Tsundere" mean, anyway?

[–]n0rs 2 points3 points ago

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The word is derived from the terms Tsun Tsun (ツンツン), meaning to turn away in disgust, and Dere Dere (デレデレ) meaning to become 'lovey dovey' [wikipedia]

[–]zanzou 2 points3 points ago

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It's like a Japanese thing, when a girl acts really cold to you but it's just because they're culturally shy and expected to act that way. Then over time, they warm up to you.

More or less, it's not that much of a real thing - just something they put into these dating video games and in tv/movies. Without it, these dating video games would probably never work.

[–]youneek -1 points0 points ago

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So instead of having a conversation with a fictional character why doesn't he develop a more of a relationship with the person that took the picture?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Self-timer on camera or mom. Either one is just as depressing. But seriously I hope this guy just did this to make his friends chuckle.

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[–]Daevil 3 points4 points ago

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No. You asked her out and she rejected you. You have no girlfriend not even in the fictional world.

[–]VDr4g0n 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty sad.

[–]PATtheBurglar 0 points1 point ago

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correct, she died in a fire.

[–]YoungTroll -1 points0 points ago

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Another step to forever alone.