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[–]Hyperian 4 points5 points ago

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that is one long story for a punch line.

but a good one.

[–]LeCapper 7 points8 points ago

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fucking australia

[–]kidl33t 1 point2 points ago

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Taking the phrase 'Go fuck yourself' to a whole new level...

[–]killingcarrieoakey 0 points1 point ago

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The Onion?

[–]DrDWayneLove 3 points4 points ago

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It's from The Chaser I think, which is a satirical Newspaper/News show in Australia. Their War On Everything got a lot of publicity a few years back.

[–]deeds355 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely from teh unyin

[–]Keyahnee 0 points1 point ago

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It's from the Onion but the guy in the picture is not the guy from the original article.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think of the video game Keen from grade school where you were the purple dude from outer space? I pictured a guy in his mid 20s furiously masturbating to the splash screen when the game starts up.

[–]Dizmn 0 points1 point ago

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That game's a sequel to Wolfenstein 3D/Wolfenstein RPG and a prequel to DooM. True fuckin' story.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

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No fuckin way. I realized that the people who made Math Blaster and Word Blaster was a company called Apogee, which later on became 3drealms. (fires up Duke3d).

[–]phatinc 0 points1 point ago

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What is this? I don't even

[–]Masha_Lindsay 0 points1 point ago

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Must be one spunky hand!

[–]Zushii 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, its shizophrenic george.

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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THAT'S what wanker means!?