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[–]eleman_matt 76 points77 points ago

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He has to be the nicest guy in the world....and middle earth.

[–]goovin 19 points20 points ago

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This picture took place in meta earth.

[–]poompt 81 points82 points ago

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[–]ReachingHorizons 164 points165 points ago

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Doesn't carry ring

Carries you

[–]paulasaurus 113 points114 points ago

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Appears to be eavesdropping

Ain't been dropping no eaves

[–]RackAttacks 53 points54 points ago

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Brings best salt in the Shire

You never know when you might have stew

[–]Yosafbrige 56 points57 points ago

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Understands that you have to go to Mordor alone

Goes with you anyway

[–]jc265 24 points25 points ago

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Po-ta-toes

[–]Se7en_Sinner 34 points35 points ago

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Finds potatoes.

Boils them, mashes them, puts them in a stew.

[–]RandomSmeagol 12 points13 points ago

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Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Great job, you!

[–]Phinigin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gisbourne 37 points38 points ago

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Steals your ring

So the orcs don't find it

[–]hamloaf 1 point2 points ago

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By rights he shouldn't even be there

Gives most inspirational speech in history of Middle Earth

[–]philip1201 2 points3 points ago

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Falsely accused of dropping eaves.

Still accepts punishment of walking to hell and back.

[–]nanohawa 0 points1 point ago

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Puts on the ring, Only when he has to.

[–]fish_boy 3 points4 points ago

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Waits till Frodo is stabbed. Then attacks baddies

[–]Jumin 23 points24 points ago

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Sam was my favorite character next to Gandalf in the series. I think may even be my favorite supporting character of all time as well.

[–]ss5gogetunks 7 points8 points ago

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Frodo and Sam are IMO the best duo in a story that I've ever read. The platonic love between them is just so inspiring. I love LOTR.

[–]dragonboltz 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, I'll never forget the hobbit Orgy scene So beautiful...

[–]ss5gogetunks 1 point2 points ago

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WAT

[–]conanarama 1 point2 points ago

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It's not even 8:30 and I have tears from laughing. The scene slowed down really makes the orgy apparent. Thank you...thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[–]HowardtheDolphin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that started laughing to tears.

[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the movies when I was 14 or so, and have never read the books before. I was sort of worried that Sam and Frodo would end up kissing or something.

[–]dittywahditty 18 points19 points ago

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Of Elijah... By Elijah... With Elijah.

[–]Mr_Maps15 17 points18 points ago

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...For Elijah.

[–]dittywahditty 0 points1 point ago

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... About Elijah.

[–]vrefron 83 points84 points ago

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Got Wood?

[–]Wondering_Wandering 17 points18 points ago

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I've got wood for Elijah Wood...

[–]bitchxpudding 11 points12 points ago

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I can't get wood...

But I would have the female equivalent of wood for Wood.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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We call those lady boners 'round these here parts ma'am.

[–]bitchxpudding -1 points0 points ago

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Hmm... I don't have one of those.

Please inform me where you reside to avoid those 'lady boners' that you speak of.

[–]4011isbananas 1 point2 points ago

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That sucks, bro!

[–]I_GOT_WOOD_BRO 7 points8 points ago

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YUP.

[–]claytorENT 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ionlysayiluvu 2 points3 points ago

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I love you

[–]Ephasia 53 points54 points ago

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Yo dawg

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 22 points23 points ago

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This comment was inevitable.

[–]louisvillejg 0 points1 point ago

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Dang it- you beat me too

okay

[–]dustwel 3 points4 points ago

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He is holding a canon digital elph S200 camera!! I had one of those when I was in high school (2002) - best camera ever! I found it in my closet a month ago and was amazed at how tiny the screen was.

[–]AnAge_OldProb 4 points5 points ago

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I thought he was a half-elph.

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

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All Digital ELPHs are awesome. They keep getting better.

[–]ExtraNoise 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking how much that one part of the photo really put a date on it.

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. This shot was easily five or so years ago.

[–]Juicebox409 6 points7 points ago

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sigh

...I'm totally in love with this guy

[–]abcdefCookieMonster 1 point2 points ago

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Me too. First you get him, then me, then you again. Deal?

[–]Juicebox409 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like a deal! Hope he doesn't mind Wisconsin!!

[–]l3ri 19 points20 points ago

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I just found out my bf has been cheating on me. Looks like I'm back to fantasizing about Elijah Wood.

[–]awyeedracomalfoy 23 points24 points ago

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I do that with a faithful boyfriend.

[–]TotallyNotAZombie 50 points51 points ago

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I do that with a faithful girlfriend.

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[–]Giantpanda602 3 points4 points ago*

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He walked across the world with his faithful... "gardener". He should be the one saying "no homo".

[–]Gisbourne 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, a man needs a good "gardener" to "trim the hedges" every now and then.

[–]Tsl2803 -5 points-4 points ago

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hahahah

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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whys that guy from Wilfred standing near harry potter?

[–]DashofCitrus -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed and then I felt old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i was worried i would get down voted by those who though i was serious. glad you enjoyed it.

[–]raffytraffy 2 points3 points ago

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the most modest guy around.

[–]SarahLoren 6 points7 points ago

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That is a really incredible looking suit.

[–]vrefron 5 points6 points ago

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But he's got bagginses under his eyes.

[–]SarahLoren 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it.. I think I just peed. And I'm still laughing.

[–]setoventomuffin 2 points3 points ago

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Simulacra overload!

[–]dddddan 2 points3 points ago

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As a jew, I was expecting this elijah.

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pigpill 10 points11 points ago

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I totally hope he is a redditor.

[–]smashingirl 20 points21 points ago

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As do I. Yes, Elijah, you make me feel like a giddy 13-year-old girl again.

[–]Vidzilla 8 points9 points ago

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... Says the 36 year old man.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]pigpill 0 points1 point ago

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Have you seen Wilfred, I think he looks pretty bad ass all haggard and shit

[–]smashingirl 0 points1 point ago

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Absolutely! I even adored him as a hobbit.

[–]pigpill 0 points1 point ago

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I need to stop before I start sounding gay. :D Thanks for the swooning session. Damn to late.

[–]eScapLaY 5 points6 points ago

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And while Elijah is taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah someone is taking a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah. And while Looking at a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah.. and so on.

[–]btguinn 3 points4 points ago

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In my mind, I am imagining myself looking at a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah, and how that means that someone took a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah and a picture of Elijah, which itself thenceforth leads me to imagine that I am seeing in my imagination a picture of some person taking a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah.

I want to take a picture with Elijah and a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah and a picture of Elijah.

[–]Rocker32703 2 points3 points ago

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It's pictures all the way down!

[–]bvanman 3 points4 points ago

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My mind just blew up like Barad-dûr.

[–]monkikuso 5 points6 points ago

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I think the real question is: how did he go back in time to get that camera?

[–]jsmayne 44 points45 points ago

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you mean like to 2001... when that movie came out?

which would be the reason there is a poster if it. advertising the movie.. ..when it... came...out....

[–]Giygas 8 points9 points ago

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Don't be an idiot. Everyone knows there's nothing on the Internet from 2001.

[–]vmarsfangirl 1 point2 points ago

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It was for his okcupid. Sheesh.

[–]tehimpact 1 point2 points ago

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..Oh the things I would do to him...

[–]boydman117 1 point2 points ago

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meta

[–]Gnarly_Narwhal 1 point2 points ago

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Jews.

[–]lintly 1 point2 points ago

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I wanted to say "Yo Dawg" but seems like everyone in here said it so I will say this: I like him in Wilfred.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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BWOOOOOOOOOOONG

[–]ladyPEWPZ 1 point2 points ago

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he's really short irl

[–]iamnullnvoid 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it...came here to say that.

[–]GNav 1 point2 points ago

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Yo I heard you like pictures of hobbits, so I took a picture of your hobbit taking a picture of your hobbit so you can see a picture of a hobbit in a picture of a hobbit.

[–]sonofslackerboy 1 point2 points ago

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elijah wood if elijah cood

[–]turtleshelf 0 points1 point ago

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i have that camera. it's pretty shit.

[–]rene_dewdrop 0 points1 point ago

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this must harm the time continuum somehow...

[–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it: where's the empty chair?

[–]m1kepro 0 points1 point ago

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He better be getting his Hipster on, taking that picture ironically. >.>

[–]regularfreakinguser 0 points1 point ago

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You think he would have a nicer camera. That thing is like 12 years old and like 4mp. I think it even took batteries.

[–]gentledecoy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Codence_Churchill 0 points1 point ago

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If there was a more proper time to bust out xzibit (PLEASE LET ME KNOW)

[–]akrams1 0 points1 point ago

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either that is a really old picture or elijah buys his digital cameras at pawn shops.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, that's like a 10 year old camera.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He was so bad ass in Green Street. Watched that movie the other and it made me want to get into a fist fight. I love that english slang too, Everybody's a cunt =P

[–]GonzoLee 0 points1 point ago

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Talked to him for a while this year at Fantastic Fest in Austin. He really was the nicest guy. I love Wilfred!

[–]FFB41 0 points1 point ago

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I read the title of your post 4 TIMES before it hit me

[–]bathoryfan86 0 points1 point ago

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Elijah Woods inception?

[–]Guccillionaire 0 points1 point ago

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Tossed one ring into the fire.

Didn't give one single fuck.

[–]sackosalad 0 points1 point ago

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From the cinematic epicness of lotr to relentless dog puns. Unexpected? Yes. Awesome? Yes.

[–]quaver 0 points1 point ago

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That is an absolutely gorgeous suit. I want.

[–]alchemyy 0 points1 point ago

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Someone show Xzibit this!

[–]newbi1kenobi 0 points1 point ago

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Badd ass jacket

[–]turbocunt 0 points1 point ago

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More like badd ass-jacket

[–]harrythecat86 0 points1 point ago

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Bracing for yo dawg...........

[–]Frogtarius 0 points1 point ago

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he's great actor. love his work in spiderman.

[–]king-rat 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like Elijah...

[–]kn1ght7 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HonoraryMancunian 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to see how many Inception references had been made. Ctrl+f'd 'ception'. 19 matches.

[–]tzeLih 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg....

[–]Jackomo 0 points1 point ago

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So meta.

[–]hamloaf 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Had to re-read this a couple times before I got it. English is a wonderful mess of a language.

[–]thorthemighty 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure he's a pretty cool and middle to earth person.

[–]Alyeska2112 0 points1 point ago

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You really ought to x-post this at /r/TheHobbit.

[–]MrM00se 1 point2 points ago

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Elijahception

[–]Jowee 2 points3 points ago

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clicked on link. 1st thing i did was ctrl+f "elijahception" but you beat me to it

[–]MrM00se 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, great minds think alike

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[–]Dowisetrepla 0 points1 point ago

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Here is a reply by Elijah to a comment made by Elijah about a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah.

[–]Cody13 0 points1 point ago

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My sister partied with him. Apparently he is an awesome guy. super chill.

[–]Disastro 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else notice the camera isnt on?

[–]OlanValesco 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say that.

[–]Mathmatical 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Elijah. You are the reason I started crushing on short guys. Love him. <3

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

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You mentioned Elijah three times. I think you overstate the recursion here.

[–]trex88 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vernaxis 0 points1 point ago

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I just wanna cuddle with him ;;

[–]cccjfs 0 points1 point ago

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FRODOCEPTION

[–]agore30 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Ctrl+F "ception"
  2. Fire the downvote cannon.

[–]wheresmysmokes 0 points1 point ago

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I'm all over it.

[–]marathi_mulga 0 points1 point ago

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind made me hate him.

[–]seehadreddit -1 points0 points ago

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Here is a Link to a link of a picture of Elijah taking a picture of Elijah with a picture of Elijah

[–]link14 -1 points0 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?!

[–]BiggyDiggs -1 points0 points ago

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again; if you can't grow a proper beard, shave the peach fuzz.

What's with D'Craprio and that patchy pubic mess on his face?

[–]Think_Tanker -2 points-1 points ago

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This makes a lot of sense considering Elijah's career has kind of been in Limbo lately...

[–]forjakessake 8 points9 points ago

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If by limbo you mean a hit brand-new tv show, sure!

[–]jsmayne 4 points5 points ago

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he has 6 movies including the 2 hobbit movie and is voicing tv show over the next 2 years.

and really, he made a couple hundred mil off LOTR it's not like he needs to work

[–]Ticking_platypus -1 points0 points ago

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[97]

[–]feyrath -1 points0 points ago

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It's Elijah's all the way down.

[–]David_Coron -1 points0 points ago

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If I was him i would get a gold ring made that looks just like "the ring" and wear it around

[–]Bovice1 -1 points0 points ago

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He's awesome in Wilfred

[–]Fidena -1 points0 points ago

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He should get high armholes on his suit so it doesn't do that annoying shoulder thing.

[–]experts_never_lie -1 points0 points ago

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Expected one of them to be the prophet ... but I suppose he's notoriously difficult to photograph, as he's either invisible or often a no-show.

[–]Relyt152 -1 points0 points ago

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That is too meta.

[–]Romulux37 -1 points0 points ago

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MY NAME IS ELIJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing like seeing my name in a post

[–]KyleMC -1 points0 points ago

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birthday cake check

[–]Veshy -1 points0 points ago

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That's frodo you dipshit. Who the hell is elijah?

[–]iamrory -1 points0 points ago

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Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.

[–]buzzer_ -1 points0 points ago

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thats some serious Inception ...

[–]Ah-Cool -2 points-1 points ago

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Someone forgot to photoshop Xzibit into the corner of the picture.

[–]charliezinz -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does he look like fucking Pee Wee Herman in this photo.

[–]triponthatbilly -2 points-1 points ago

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Picception

[–]tfiggs -2 points-1 points ago

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That's the movie poster for Inception 2.

[–]anaow -2 points-1 points ago

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Yo dawg I herd you like Elijah...

[–]tutyfruty 0 points1 point ago

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So...

[–]UndeniableJones -2 points-1 points ago

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He's no Ryan Kesler

[–]Tashre -3 points-2 points ago

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I refuse to believe he couldn't afford a better camera than that.

[–]dn00 3 points4 points ago

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But you'll believe that this was in 2001.

[–]jsmayne 4 points5 points ago

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it was 10 years ago and that was one of the best little digital cams at the time cost $400

[–]carnifex2005 -3 points-2 points ago

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MIDGETCEPTION

[–]Cycix -3 points-2 points ago

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Inception.

[–]bobbinika -3 points-2 points ago

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Sometimes when I look at you, I can almost see a 10-foot tampon string hanging out of you.

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Elijahception?