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[–]nuclearwar 789 points790 points ago

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Dogs have a pack mentality, and do not think as individuals like humans would. This is not a form of payback.

What is occurring in this gif is typically called "Submissive Urination," which often includes defecation. It's more appropriately known as "Inappropriate Elimination" and happens when a dog shamefully urinates or defecates as a sign of communication to the pack leader to avoid confrontation. Such incidents include excessive noise.

Some articles:

http://www.petplace.com/dogs/inappropriate-elimination-in-dogs/page1.aspx

http://www.humanesociety.org/animals/dogs/tips/submissive_urination.html

http://devinefarm.net/articles/submiss.htm

[–]dietotaku 120 points121 points ago

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so, basically "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY MAKE IT STOP MAKE THE LOUD NOISES STOP I'M SORRY LOOK HOW SORRY I AM"?

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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Yeah. Kind of sad, actually :(

[–]HideAndSheik 39 points40 points ago*

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Yup, I definitely thought this was only a urinary thing until a few days ago...I have a 4 year old 75 pound hound mix that is the best dog I've ever had, perfectly potty trained without me ever having to do a thing (yay shelter dogs!). He's never had an accident in the house, until my very large, very tall friend came over to visit and quite literally scared the shit out of him. Things went from terrified barking, to timid tail wagging, to straight up shitting in 3 minutes flat. I was dumbfounded.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

[–]yellekc 43 points44 points ago

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As a taller guy myself I have to go overboard to reassure dogs I meet that I am a gentle giant, they seem to be under the impression that I was sent to savagely murder their entire families.

Getting low and talking in a higher pitch helps a bit. As does just sitting down somewhere and coaxing the dog over. But sometimes nothing I do will convince a dog that I am not a threat.

[–]birdman58 24 points25 points ago

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Haha, you should see what dogs do when they see a black guy

[–]NinjaSkillz810 9 points10 points ago

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Dogs are racist.

[–]SaltyBabe 13 points14 points ago

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My dog pees herself almost exclusively when she sees men. Usually only men she knows, if they are a stranger she just acts like a badass. It's a recent thing, I don't know why she's started doing this.

[–]fireflash38 4 points5 points ago

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Are you sure no one has been hitting her? We had a rescue dog that would do that for pretty much any male (except for me) and it was because he was abused for most of his early life. He would also pee if you would sweep the floor too close to him.

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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Lol no, she's a spoiled little girl who gets nothing but love and hugs. Sh'es not around men much, so I think that might be part of it... maybe now that she's getting older, she has peed the bed while sleeping a few times, so maybe it's just a muscle issue.

[–]garthock 1 point2 points ago

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I had a male daschund that would pee everytime we got home, from excitement. He would run over to us, roll over and start peeing. Sometimes so hard it would hit the wall.

[–]lolicats 0 points1 point ago

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probably peeing out of excitement if its a person she knows

[–]firenlasers 7 points8 points ago

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I'm sorry, I burst out laughing at "savagely murder their entire families." I'm not sure what that says about me...

[–]Kill_ItWithPitchfork 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed too. I'm in the same boat.

[–]TurretOpera 3 points4 points ago

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I'm 6'3" (1.9m) and my wife is 6' (1.83m) tall, while the rest of her family is much shorter, in the low 5-foot range. Their perfectly housebroken dog, who is supposedly great all the time and has gotten all sorts of awards from the obedience school, pisses on the hall carpet every single time we show up.

[–]hoptopop 70 points71 points ago

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OR, he hit the coveted "brown note" for dogs

[–]informationmissing 11 points12 points ago

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I thought the BRRRRRRRRRRRR... was going to end

...RRROWN NOTE. (seriously disapointed, but laughing anyway)

[–]tarheeldarling 4 points5 points ago

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Must stop reading Reddit in bed. Silently laughing so hard that the bed started shaking and I woke up my fiance. Oops.

[–]actusual 0 points1 point ago

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"God damn it, will you get off The Readits, and go to bed already!? I'm trying to sleep!"

[–]Eist 60 points61 points ago

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Don't mind the sarcasm emanating from your replies, this is interesting to know :)

[–]nuclearwar 96 points97 points ago*

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I'm actually a pretty cool guy, but one thing I can't stand to see is dogs raised improperly.

Believe it or not, I'm usually fine with dog humor like this, but what often happens when dogs aren't raised well, and the owners can no longer tolerate them, is that they're given away or abandoned.

When they're abandoned, they get put down, often horrifically, sometimes in gas chambers.

NSFL (and I mean it) example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp9L10A-FNg

When they're given away, naive owners often give them away to people who will use them as bait dogs.

Also NSFL concept that actually happens:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_fighting#Bait_animals

And yes, the consequences are seriously that fucked up. And when it comes to Cesar Millan talking about "pack mentality," don't take him as anything else but a dog expert. He tells it like it is. Any dog can be raised to be happy and your best friend for life. Love your dog and raise it like it deserves. /rant

[–]ThisIsMyCouchAccount 33 points34 points ago

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Thank you. I never understood why people tolerated poorly behaved dogs. So many times people blame the dog and I never believed it. If a dog can be trained to help a human with no sight you can sure as heck train yours not act like an asshole.

[–]nuclearwar 41 points42 points ago

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It's the way people treat dogs. They think they can purchase a dog as a necessary purchase for family life and do whatever with it. They buy them as presents for significant others. Even worse, many people chain them up, neglect them, and call themselves "badass."

Seriously, before you raise a dog, learn how dogs work. They're not cartoons, they're not like humans, they have to be treated properly and naturally. Read books and read online. The Dog Whisperer isn't a gimmick parlor trick show either.

But this isn't a discouragement. Raising a dog can be one of the most rewarding experiences one can have, and they truly are man's best friend. Just do it right. And please adopt first. /rant2

[–]firenlasers 15 points16 points ago

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Major upvotes for you, sir. This is why I DON'T have a dog...yet. I don't have the time and energy and money to commit to training, proper feeding, etc. It frustrates me to no end to watch people who don't train or care for their pets (and children, hah) the way they should.

I have done some reading into dog training, but will want to do more research before I make the jump...what's the number 1 resource (book, website, video, whatever) you'd recommend to someone hoping to learn more?

[–]parkershore 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote for responsible dog parenting.

[–]goodizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for being Parker Shore.

[–]postproduction 1 point2 points ago

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I train dogs that come to our shelter and we're always looking for volunteers to help take care of the dogs and walk them. Sometimes the volunteers will also help during classes.

When we feel a volunteer is confident enough they can become a foster parent. We get dogs from owners who are sick or in hospital and need there pets taken care of for a short period of time.

This is a great way to have a part-time dog if your work doesn't allow you to keep your own and a better way to learn about dogs than any book or website could teach you. You could ask your local shelter if they have the same program.

[–]jjlagtap 1 point2 points ago

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If you want to learn /r/dogtraining is always a great resource. r/dogs too

[–]Mercfh 1 point2 points ago

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God I never understood why people buy pets as presents, or for that matter "Relationship" pets. Makes me so fukkin MAD!

[–]Ironic_Ali 17 points18 points ago

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If you replace 'dog' with 'child' in your comment, it's easy to see why this world is populated with a majority of people who shit & piss over everything they touch...

...both physically and metaphorically.

[–]f03nix 2 points3 points ago

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I think you might be on to something there.

[–]missfarthing 2 points3 points ago

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They don't want to put in the time and effort. My dad can have any dog walking/heeling properly in 15 minutes. It takes a firm hand and knowledge of how the dog thinks (wants to please) and their short attention span. He had our pitbull growing up so well trained on his own (with no background in dog training) that when he had her evaluated by a military dog trainer (my dad was a Marine at the time) along with military German Shepherds, the pit bull out did the military dogs. The contractor doing the evaluations offered my dad a job on the spot.

His tips for training to any dog owner (and especially those of "aggressive" breeds) is this:

*Never work a dog for more than 15 minutes at a time when training. They get distracted just like a kid.

*Get a firm leash 6ft, preferably leather but definitely nothing flimsy like nylon. This is how they know where you are and how far they can go. Boundaries need to be clear.

*Start with the basics, a good "Heel" can save you hours of chasing an escaped dog.

*Postive reinforcement is affection and praise. (No need to withhold it any other time but make it over the top when they succeed) Food is a distraction for most dogs and using affection creates a strong bond between owner and dog. Plus, what happens when you need them to behave and don't have any treats?

  • REPETITION! Do it until it is consistently right.

My dad loves pitbulls but he refuses to get another one because he knows he does not have the time to properly train one. He has a ton of other things he does when training but really the key thing is time. Dogs take so much time and energy to have one trained like our pit. He could tell her to sit and walk two miles away and she still wouldn't move until he called her. I watched her pick up a chip someone dropped and him tell her no before she could crunch it, she held it in her mouth whole and spit it out when he told her. He would also call her and talk to the dog on speaker phone when he was deployed because they missed each other. It wasn't just owner/dog, it was love through and through.

[–]stinieroo 5 points6 points ago

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:( I only recently got my first dog. He's a Dachshund and super sweet. He's sound-asleep in my lap right now. I come home everyday at lunch to walk and feed him. He's crate-trained. Still...he does the submissive peeing thing. I got him from a rescue. He's a full-blooded dappled Dachshund. The lady who gave him to the rescue did so because he wouldn't stop peeing inappropriately and she yelled at him for it (making it worse for him).

I've given him some control though. Most notably I taught him to make a rolling growl sound when he needs something from me (usually a bathroom trip outside). Prior to this he would have an occasional accident even with being crate trained. But now that he has a way to communicate, his accidents have become almost nonexistent.

[–]exisito 2 points3 points ago

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I have a dutch 72 lbs shepherd rescue (was 37 and full grown when rescued). Got her when she was already a year old, she's three now. Did the same thing. She used to do it when I came home for no apparent reason other than, "oh my gawd you're home, please don't hurt me. sad face sad face." Took about three weeks to figure out how to say hi without freaking her out and getting her to realize that I was actually an okay human. It was basically me getting home, opening her crate without getting her riled up or excited or even touching her, walking to the back door and opening it while telling her "go go potty machine!" while jumping outside.

She pee's on command now. Like within 30 seconds of me asking her to and she'll hold it until I tell her its okay while pacing and staring really hard at me. I didn't even purposely train her to do it on command either. She's just like that. She soon figured out that me coming home was actually a happy event and she's been great ever since.

She still doesn't like strangers petting her, but at least now she trusts me and Christ I hope no one ever tries to break in because she can get quite scary sounding despite being such a wimp but I wouldn't want to see her in action. Never growls, but isn't afraid to bark. Tried to "rescue" me from the pool when I went for a swim by attempting to drag me out. Most obedient dog EVER. Taught her to use a bell on the door when she needs to go outside. Recently she's picked up on whining ever so slightly like the other dog to let me know she needs to go outside. Dogs can be awesome and they just need to know how their companions work to collaborate said awesomeness. :D

[–]LumosNight187 0 points1 point ago

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Bell by the door...oh my god, you're a genius...I now know how I want to train my chihuahua mix...who is perfectly fine when I'm home, but my mom doesn't understand her body language

[–]Eastnasty 8 points9 points ago

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How is it cool to be blasting a fucking horn in your dogs face? How are you "cool" with that? That's mean and abusive behavior. Guys a dick if he was actually blowing that thing.

[–]mcakez 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! Over the summer I took in a cat that a colleague was going to take to the pound. The cat is 9 years old, black, flabby, has skin issues/dandruff, a recurring sinus issue from never having been treated for a respiratory infection at some point, has bladder control problems and was declawed. When I asked the previous owner about the clearly long-standing issues, she just said "Huh. Never noticed that." Um, it isn't rocket surgery to see that this cat has physical maladies that were clearly ignored. Regardless, I took her in, I regularly take her to the vet, and she is ridiculously needy, but I will keep her until she passes on, because that is what you do when you take on a pet. You make a promise to keep it healthy, stable, and happy. Even though I wasn't looking for a cat when I took this one in, she is now my baby and it constantly makes me furious that the previous owner was going to happily dump her off at a shelter just because she was just over having a cat.

Today, a student tried to guilt trip me into taking her cat, too, whining "but if I take it to the shelter, they will kill her!" yes, they will. So here is an idea - uphold your end of the bargain and take care if the fucking animal.

It pisses me the fuck off that people treat animals like shoes that they wear until they stop being as comfortable, or stop being stylish, or the newness wears off. It is a fucking living creature! One that you took resnsibility for. Now be responsible!

Also, I wonder how much those guys in th video hate their lives at night?

[–]treggify 1 point2 points ago

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I stopped watching when they brought out the puppies.

[–]vmarsfangirl 2 points3 points ago

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From that video...I am trembling and crying so hard. I want to vomit. Can't be real, can't be real, can't be real...

[–]nuclearwar 4 points5 points ago

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I am sorrowful to hear this, and hope my serious NSFL disclaimer actually stuck. I can assure you this video hurts me similarly as well, and I'm not overly sensitive in the least bit.

But yes, this and other terrible things do happen to unwanted dogs. For those who don't watch the video I posted, all I can say is to never make a dog part of your family or gift it to someone if it could be unwanted. As bad as it is, that's exactly what happens.

And if you do make a dog part of your family, take the time to study and learn how to raise a dog as it should be raised. That's different than you would treat a human, but to make it misbehaved and unwanted is just inhumane. /rant3

[–]birdman58 2 points3 points ago

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yeah I have seen enough dead animals for the day so the NSFL definitely saved me.

[–]psiphre 0 points1 point ago

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wow. that is just heart breaking.

[–]seebimull 0 points1 point ago

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How can anyone do that kind of work? The dogs are obviously friendly and trusting, I could never take an animal like that and kill it in such an inhuman way.

[–]Mercfh 0 points1 point ago

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God why do I always click the fucking links.

[–]Bacontastic 542 points543 points ago

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I bet you're a blast at parties.

[–]nuclearwar 276 points277 points ago

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Hey now.

Parties too are all fun and games until someone or some thing inappropriately, or even submissively, pisses and shits all over the carpet. :)

[–]Spiffu 155 points156 points ago

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Note to self: Bring vuvuzela to next party

[–]contextsdontmatter 165 points166 points ago

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Note to self: Piss on the person who brings vuvuzela to a party.

[–]nuclearwar 127 points128 points ago

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Note to self: My redditor meetup house party is now officially cancelled...

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Note to reddit: party moved to Spiffu's place

[–]spegeddy 34 points35 points ago

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Note to party: Vuvuzela are now mandatory.

[–]Kazurik 7 points8 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Spiffu 7 points8 points ago

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Ladies and gentlemen, R. Kelly!

[–]birdman58 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in Dwight's voice

[–]spegeddy 1 point2 points ago

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Ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty!

[–]DukeOfGeek 0 points1 point ago

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You had me at "piss on the person who brings the vuvuzela"

/Everyone, all the time.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 1 point2 points ago

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2 girls 1 Vuvuzela party?

[–]Bacontastic 8 points9 points ago

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I'd say that's just about when the party starts.

[–]Mikelol 11 points12 points ago

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I'd say that's just about when the party sharts.

FTFY

[–]mightystu 3 points4 points ago

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I think he was talking about your name.

[–]nuclearwar 5 points6 points ago

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I agree with that too.

Parties too are all fun and games until nuclearwar is involved... :D

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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And then it's a blast! :D

[–]nuclearwar 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not so sure. We must consult Philosoraptor on this.

http://i.imgur.com/TSBme.jpg

[–]forgotMyTowel 2 points3 points ago

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Oh I see what you did there!

[–]wartexmaul 1 point2 points ago

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Note to self: next time boss calls me for performance review, shit on his carpet.

[–]philmoskowitz 0 points1 point ago

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"Sometimes when I puke I shit!" - el cunado

[–]UseThe4s 11 points12 points ago

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Hey man, some of us actually appreciate a useful piece of information.

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 4 points5 points ago

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Nuclear war is always a blast, dummy.

[–]cresteh 1 point2 points ago

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I'm usually the one that enjoys talking to said person. I don't like parties and enjoy learning.

SO THERE.

[–]Saint1 0 points1 point ago

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hilarious

[–]jiarb 0 points1 point ago

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Only if he cleans up his own poop.

[–]anekdotos 0 points1 point ago

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Wait. People don't like this?

[–]feloniusmonk 0 points1 point ago

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sweet secret pun brah.

[–]rbbdrooger 0 points1 point ago

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If you turn up the volume too high, he'll shit on your carpet.

[–]article134 3 points4 points ago

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i like how you said its appropriately known as inappropriate elimination. lol so....when my yorkie/maltese runs at the pizza guy and then pisses everywhere....she's saying "hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi i suck!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Inappropriate Elimination"

DONT

GET

ELIMINATED!

[–]ZarboktheMunificent 2 points3 points ago

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Ugh, you're like that guy who told me my kitten was only purring at the vet to show she's not a threat. NO SHE WASN'T SHE WAS BEING CUTE GODDAMNIT!!!

[–]LongJohnSilvers 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gonna try this at work next time an argument starts to happen.

[–]TheCodexx 2 points3 points ago

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I once went as Darth Vader for Halloween. Got the voice changer mask and everything.

My dog pissed the chair he was laying on in fear. Oops.

[–]You_Beat_Me_To_It 2 points3 points ago

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Looks to me, like he just found the brown note.

[–]derwisch 2 points3 points ago

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I was about to downvote submission as I've seen it before, but your comment makes it a worthwhile contribution.

[–]Boom9000 3 points4 points ago

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[–]aidaman 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately, nobody said that the dog was attempting to payback the mean owners. Another appropriate and fitting title for the post would have been Karma, as the douchebag owners ended up with a pile of crap in their carpet.

See, the OP was referring to the concept that the owners got what was coming to them.

This is a response to: "This is not a form of payback." I hope you now understand the message of the OP. I think most people know that humans are not dogs, and therefore do not necessarily act similarly.

Also, btw, pack mentality, is noticeable in humans. This is commonly referred to as herd behavior

[–]Swofford 0 points1 point ago

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Your intelligent and fancy knowledge is not welcome here. GO ON !

[–]StickySnacks 0 points1 point ago

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Great, but how do I stop my dog from doing this? I'm at my wits end and want this thing gone is this urination problem isn't fixed.

[–]Rbp7Ooz 192 points193 points ago*

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I thought Mythbusters 'Busted' the "Brown Note"?

[–]Mustachio 67 points68 points ago

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It's 92 cents below the lowest octave of E flat. Also known as the standard tuning of a vuvuzela.

[–]poompt 29 points30 points ago

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Which is why instead of taking fiber supplements, I watch footage from the 2010 World Cup.

[–]raffytraffy 81 points82 points ago

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scared the shit outta him.

[–]GgMc 1 point2 points ago

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scared the shit outta him.

Scared the piss outta her* FTFY

[–][deleted] 290 points291 points ago

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POOR GUY :(

[–]CuntyMcshitballs 98 points99 points ago

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Aint seen you in a while, good to see you again.

[–]lolmonger 86 points87 points ago

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Just another day in the neighborhood with CuntyMcShitballs.....

[–]I_downvote_all_caps 32 points33 points ago

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UHH... YEEE ahhh... This is a bit awkward...

[–]Sgmetal 7 points8 points ago

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NEVER BREAK CHARACTER!

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 6 points7 points ago

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Where have you been recently? I missed you.

[–]NuM3R1K 36 points37 points ago

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I think this should be the standard response to anyone using a vuvuzela.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No; he didn't shit on the vuvuzela player.

[–]spesic 2 points3 points ago

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He meant you should follow the vuvuzela player back home, break into his place and shit on his living room carpet!

[–]ExplainsTheObvious 0 points1 point ago

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The dog pees! Why do people keep going on about the dog shitting?

[–]Via_Scribblenauts 48 points49 points ago

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[–]Paxjax 5 points6 points ago

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You're doing a good thing for people who can only see in Scribblenautsvision.

[–]ThaSkeptic 0 points1 point ago

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i love this account.

[–]Pliskin01 29 points30 points ago

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Ah, the fabled Yellow Note. Video

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Pliskin01 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I contemplated applying Wadsworth, but the timing wasn't just right.

(fault of the video, not the constant, of course).

[–]Jumhyn 2 points3 points ago

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You weren't lying about the password thing.

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 5 points6 points ago

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Well, I don't want strangers to log in my account do I?

[–]Jumhyn 4 points5 points ago

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But that just gives a hacker one less password they have to try.

[–]Gareken 1 point2 points ago

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Is it gerbil?

[–]Jitte 0 points1 point ago

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It's not even a real vuvuzela..

[–]random_digital 20 points21 points ago

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I would say payback is a bitch, but I can't tell if the dog is female.

[–]nikkisixx2 5 points6 points ago

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Can't tell if that dog is female? Look at how she is peeing...

[–]gamer31 13 points14 points ago

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This dog clearly only peed, is everyone on reddit blind? Whats with the shit jokes?

[–]Rage4123 16 points17 points ago

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Shit jokes are funny.

[–]HideAndSheik 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno, it looks like poops to me.

HIGH-REZ POOPING ACTION.

[–]Kenitzka 3 points4 points ago

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You do know that poop actually comes out a dogs anus, right?....they have a different crouching position for that action.

[–]MattJames 6 points7 points ago

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Straight back: Pissin' Curved back: Poopin'

I learned in /r/dogs that blind owners use this fact to know whether or not they have to pick up after the dog.

[–]No_Source_Provided 90 points91 points ago

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HEY LOOK MY DOG IS SCARED OF THIS THING.

LETS KEEP DOING IT.

tool...

[–]bfodder 62 points63 points ago

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Watch the damn video. The dog is not being tortured.

[–]Kenitzka 11 points12 points ago

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Thank you... I much prefer gifs with sound.

[–]Spiffy313 5 points6 points ago

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This would be so much more effective if there were such a thing as .gifs with sound.

[–]slowmyrole19 2 points3 points ago

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i can't be the only one that stupidly turned up the sound....

[–]langcastle 20 points21 points ago

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this is the funniest things i've seen today and i was on Reddit ALL day

[–]JustJizzed 15 points16 points ago

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Well I've been online chatting with babes.

[–]puapsyche 22 points23 points ago

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Judging by his username, he's done.

[–]SpiderVideos 16 points17 points ago

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It's pretty funny, but I think this one is hilarious.

[–]nervez 4 points5 points ago

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AGH! Every. Fucking. Time.

[–]Ravuno 1 point2 points ago

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Worst novelty account, ever.

D:

[–]jvi 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK YOU

[–]BantyRooster 1 point2 points ago

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God dammit, there goes my sleep.

[–]overtoke 1 point2 points ago

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the dog was probably in pain

[–]Mad_Murdock_0311 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was the owner getting back at the dog for constantly barking, and then Pffffllllllttttt "Oooooh."

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[–]Pets1989 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, you got here before me, was gonna ravage some karma with brown noise reference.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dog shitting on carpet > dude with vuvuzela

[–]theskimaskway 1 point2 points ago

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If only there were some way to put motion picture and sound together, so we didn't have to watch a silent gif where sound plays a very important role

[–]thefirstlaw 1 point2 points ago

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down vote. don't treat your dog like shit

[–]crash_over-ride 1 point2 points ago

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my girlfriend and I have been talking about getting a Bernese Mountain Dog, which this fella appears to be. Tonight she told me about a couple examples in BMD's where they get so energized and worked up that they lose control of their bowels. It appeared to be a neurological tick that appeared in related dogs. I'm wondering if that might not be what's at work here.

[–]ElTimablo 1 point2 points ago

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This is the appropriate response to prolonged use of a vuvuzela.

[–]oneleginthebucket 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually pretty cruel, that thing is loud to humans, and dogs have a lot better hearing than we do.

[–]Gregoff 1 point2 points ago

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Historical moment #99:

Man discovers brown note for dogs

[–]BadleyHairless 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord, You've discovered the brown note.

[–]UltraJake 1 point2 points ago

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[–]enchi 1 point2 points ago

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He who laughs last..

[–]real_kltg 2 points3 points ago

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...laughs dead?

[–]rhyso90 3 points4 points ago

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Old but still funny

[–]frankie97 3 points4 points ago

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Laughed out loud to this while pooping... (in toilet, not living room)

[–]Recreate 1 point2 points ago

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the brown note!

[–]texx77 1 point2 points ago

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This is literally the funniest fucking thing I've seen in probably a year. I just watched it over and over again and the laughter didn't stop.

It didn't stop!

[–]sfcjohn -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, Payback truly is a bitch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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brown noise

[–]pmCrave[!] 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly what I would have done.

[–]notsoeviltwin 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what happened to all the other vuvuzelas after the world cup?

[–]beermepodcast 0 points1 point ago

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I think this dog has discovered a sure-fire way to counter the most annoying sound the world has ever known. Next World Cup...we release the hounds!!!

[–]The_FactSphere 0 points1 point ago

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ewwww.

[–]wanderederer1 0 points1 point ago

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Actual laugh out loud. Serves him right for teasing the poor creature.

[–]Avaseal 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed way too long at this one

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

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Serves you right for playing the vuvuzela. It pisses everyone off... Litterally

[–]rocopotomus 0 points1 point ago

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awesome - that good sir, is how a dog says "fuck you!"

[–]makesureimjewish 0 points1 point ago

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this made me laugh very suddenly

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 0 points1 point ago

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So it's settled. The vuvuzela is capable of producing the canine brown note (CBN).

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

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I am so glad I didn't open this link at work. Tears. Awesome dog.

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

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I am so glad I 
didn't open this link at 
work.  Tears.  Awesome dog.

[–]wrandy1 0 points1 point ago

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i haven't LOLed so hard in ages! insta cure for constipation!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly what happened when my little cousin did that to his dog he peed all over the bed and floor once he ran away.

[–]Youhaveaniceback 0 points1 point ago

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This is terrible as a gif. Post the video instead of a crappy, soundless gif. that doesn't properly portray the event.

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

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that's so sad :/

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

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Laverne's choir said it best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1qBPgrjuz4

[–]heres_the_video_clip 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wackedoutpoobrain 0 points1 point ago

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you totally got this on the animals being dicks from the comment of another post

[–]Sarah_Tonin 0 points1 point ago

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Deploy Countermeasures!

[–]mrkurtz 0 points1 point ago

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about 4 or 5 years ago, i got my dad a new electric razor or christmas. we typically open 1 gift on christmas eve and then the rest on christmas day. he opened the razor, we tested it out later after it'd charged. my mom's dog was standing on the step between the living and dining rooms.

as soon as he hit the switch for the razor, her ears went back and she pooped right on the step.

we assumed it had to do with getting groomed, and the buzzing sound.

we've also found that none of the dogs in the family (sister's dog, mom's dog) like buzzing noises. you can just make a "zzzzzzzzzzzz" noise and they kinda freak out a little.

so yeah.

also, despite the fact that she pooped right on the carpet, we found it to be hilarious.

[–]shadytradesman 0 points1 point ago

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I watched that gif loop about five times before I laughed.

[–]RubberNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I love this video. I actually made reference to it in a game I made with a friend back in 2010 called "Vuvu Hero".. I think it's a 40 note streak to activate the dog.

[–]philmoskowitz 0 points1 point ago

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Great, World Cup flashbacks. My couch will never be the same.

[–]anfieldash 0 points1 point ago

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The brown note!

[–]kintar1900 0 points1 point ago

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While I feel sorry for the dog in this situation, it definitely gives me some ideas for the next time we're inundated with vuvuzela-playing twits at a sporting event. :)

[–]eliblack 0 points1 point ago

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Poor dog :(

[–]gbimmer 0 points1 point ago

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I just did the same thing. Only I wasn't the one with the horn. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Snodgrass82 0 points1 point ago

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The Yellow Note

[–]nykita 0 points1 point ago

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wow, scared to shit. literally!! =)

[–]dickitydick 0 points1 point ago

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It's the yellow note. Glad I'm not alone.

[–]The1PissCent 0 points1 point ago

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Why is that vuvuzela cold?

[–]kiipii 0 points1 point ago

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I can totally see my dog doing this.

[–]Iarwain_ben_Adar 0 points1 point ago

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Even dogs hate vuvuzelas.

Pretty simple concept.

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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I see this differently. OP is paying the dog back for barking his fucking head off during OP's favorite TV show last night. The dog escalated the altercation by shitting on OP's rug. So, the logical thing for OP to do now is to shit on the dog's bed. THAT is payback.

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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The brown noise ruins carpets.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Brown Noise

[–]dtpollitt 0 points1 point ago

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this is my brother, and his wife and dog. im dtpollitt, hes dpollitt on youtube, reddit, et. the clip has been on olbermann, jay leno, tosh.0, a couple british shows, etc., etc.

back story: the dog is a greater swiss mountain dog, and yes, they were blowing the horn during the world cup. his wife blew the horn once in front of the dog, and this is what happened. the dog pissed (even though it looks like shit), and after he put it up on youtube and it went viral.

no, it wasnt the smartest thing to do in front of a dog with hypersensitive hearing. yes, they are very good dog owners.

actual link:

http://youtu.be/Gqv4Vviod0c

[–]Monso 0 points1 point ago

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LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY POOPHOLE

[–]matrixkid 0 points1 point ago

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Dude he hit the Brown noise. What did he expect would happen.

[–]originalmaja 0 points1 point ago

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Hm.

The dog is doing: Submissive Urination.

The vuvuzela idiot is getting: Payback.

[–]ExplainsTheObvious 0 points1 point ago

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If only there were a script to downvote every comment with "brown note" in it.

[–]kileysmiley 0 points1 point ago

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You scared the shit out of him.

[–]YusufReis 0 points1 point ago

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Brown Noise

[–]Muzzles56 0 points1 point ago

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They played the "brown noise" obviously

[–]jewishmoney420 0 points1 point ago

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The brown note is real

[–]Draegur 0 points1 point ago

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BROWN NOTE!

It does exist!

[–]CountFarussi 0 points1 point ago

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Bothering the shit out of the dog.