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[–]TheBlackHive 19 points20 points ago

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Post it again! Maybe the 687th time's the charm!

[–]Poprocks4 -1 points0 points ago

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Its that time of the day again!

[–]Loftedbeef 2 points3 points ago

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So whats safari?

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe 3 points4 points ago

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I picture Safari playing in the sand in the background all by itself.

[–]cookiebox123 1 point2 points ago

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I think the glue is winning

[–]faminepulse 1 point2 points ago

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I've met people who still use Opera.

[–]TheFlyLife 1 point2 points ago

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I do. :(

[–]faminepulse 0 points1 point ago

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I don't use it, personally, so I wouldn't know the advantages. But, why? XD

[–]haysonleung 1 point2 points ago

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Speed dial, built in mail/rss/irc client, overall speed, extensive customization. But honestly, I use it because there's nothing wrong with it and I don't see a reason to switch.

[–]andy_newman127 1 point2 points ago

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Repost? Zero Fucks.

[–]kidl33t 0 points1 point ago

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I've been told my Microsoft that the paste is organic and free-trade. So rest easy.

[–]isiah1979 0 points1 point ago

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Chrome kicks ass

[–]ayearinaminute 0 points1 point ago

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IE9 isn't bad from what I experienced. And why hate on Opera? Really good browser, been using it as my standard browser for a year now.

FF and Chrome are fine too but the people praising them like they are the ONLY browsers that you can use can be annoying.

[–]marmo518 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before but i enjoy it so much, UPVOTE.

[–]ItGotRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

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I use all 3.

[–]Melancholia -1 points0 points ago

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Why are you still using IE6?

[–]HooverLungz -2 points-1 points ago

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Instant desktop background on our mule here in the IT department, epic ...

[–]zomgsauce -3 points-2 points ago

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I really can't wait for firefox to go away. Better if it was IE, but Microsoft isn't going anywhere ;_;

[–]cnash -5 points-4 points ago

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It's funny because he's beating up a ginger.

[–]OfficerFuckNuts 2 points3 points ago

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Jimmy Two Times? Is that you?