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[–]supergamer9 45 points46 points ago

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Reminds me of that damn Korean horror comic. Don't click, you have been warned.

[–]Hananakajima 21 points22 points ago

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[–]boverly721 4 points5 points ago

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That gave me the chills like crazy

[–]Cvantez 6 points7 points ago

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she looked as if all the joints in her body had been twisted.

Worse, her hair was a mess and sticking out everywhere.

wat

[–]CoNiGMa 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap! That was freaky!

[–]tekka444 0 points1 point ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]kqpro 11 points12 points ago

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scrolled to that part and i was like wtf?!!! unplugged the computer so fast

[–]Katlix 5 points6 points ago

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You do know there isn't just one "that part" right? You did come back and scroll further to read the rest?

[–]Quazifuji 2 points3 points ago

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I think most people freak out and stop at that part. Anyway, the first time it happens is going to be the scariest because you're completely unprepared for it. After that, you'd have your guard up.

[–]Katlix 7 points8 points ago

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I've read it three or four times already and I still jump up at the moving parts.

[–]Quazifuji 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, definitely. I didn't actually look at it until someone posted saying exactly what happened, and even then I just scrolled down and didn't read it at all (so there wasn't really any tension building up when it happened), and I still jumped at the first moving part and then closed before I got to the second one. I still think the first time it happens clearly fits the descriptor of "That part."

[–]norwegiangeek 0 points1 point ago

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There are moving parts? I wonder if its just not rendering right on my phone. Care to pm me an explanation of what people find so scary?

[–]QuintonFlynn 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't even flinch at the first part because I knew it was coming. I then let my guard down thinking the rest would just be a finale. Then the second part came and I shat the bed.

[–]thugmonkey 3 points4 points ago

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He probably hasn't plugged his computer back in yet.

[–]supercheetah 0 points1 point ago

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I tried doing that too, but my computer is a laptop.

[–]SayceGards 10 points11 points ago

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Don't clickclickclickclickclick

FTFY

[–]MrAsymo 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me to it >:|

[–]OrgasmicKumquats 8 points9 points ago

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Shitting myself at work...

[–]zakool21 7 points8 points ago

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GOD DAMNED FORBIDDEN CLICK FRUIT

[–]CoolgyFurlough 6 points7 points ago

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That was AWESOME! Is there more like this!? It scared the crap out of me!

[–]SGuard15 5 points6 points ago

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Saying "Don't click, you have been warned." makes me wanna click. I clicked it... I should've listened to you it's kinda weird and scary as fuck...

[–]SamC1803 5 points6 points ago

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FUCK, MAN.

[–]gangy86[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Damn....why did I click that!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't even have to click, I know what you''re talking about.

[–]tinyroom 2 points3 points ago

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Oh boy, it was a long time ago that something scared me like this. Thank you. Im still human.

[–]plqaokws 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my FUCK I should have listened to you... brb, having a heart attack.

[–]Pyro627 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, hey, that was cool. Not too scary, but it did remind me vividly of the worst parts of my most horrifying nightmares.

[–]Katlix 1 point2 points ago

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I've read it before and the animation this scares the hell out of me!

[–]Grighton 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked that expecting something like Legend of Amigira Fault, something that doesn't really get you until you start thinking about it. Two minutes later I break my headset slamming it off my head and onto my desk. Thanks.

[–]NomadofExile 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to comment this.

[–]Nudist-On-Strike 0 points1 point ago

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Please have mercy and mark that shit NSFL! ಠ_ಠ

[–]Pariah_ 7 points8 points ago

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What the hell did you think "Don't click, you have been warned." meant?

[–]Nudist-On-Strike 6 points7 points ago

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Don't you know that when someone says not to do something it makes you want to do it more?

[–]CyborgDragon 11 points12 points ago*

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...am I the only one that thought of some creature out of a horror movie instead of James Bond? I mean, with how fast it moved, and the way the camera panned, and how his head just snapped to face towards you....and just.....I'll be going now, looking for a comparable horror gif.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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to answer your original question... yes, most likely

[–]dubloe7 3 points4 points ago

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[–]gollum80 9 points10 points ago

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NO. GO AWAY. THAT IS NOT RELEVANT AT ALL. ಠ_ಠ

[–]lobstah4 0 points1 point ago

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The movie Aliens is what came to mind.

[–]Animus131 10 points11 points ago

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lol i couldnt get the James Bond song out my head while watching this!

Dum Diddle dum dum dum dum dum Dum Diddle dum dum, dum dum dum

[–]clubdepizza 9 points10 points ago

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ba du DA DAAAA ba da DAA diddle doo BA DWEE AHHHH

[–]GoldenFalcon 9 points10 points ago

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DA DA duuuh, DA DA duuuh, DADA duh DA DA

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[–]somuchsoma 21 points22 points ago

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You are doing god's work, son.

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[–]Gareth321 -2 points-1 points ago

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I really, really like this bot. Hopefully we'll all just start going to the original submission instead.

[–]fwylo 3 points4 points ago

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OH GOD I CAN'T STOP SMILING.

[–]fastnsx21 3 points4 points ago

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Spidercat?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Does whatever spidercat does

[–]Cash5YR 1 point2 points ago

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1000 times better than Spiderpig.

[–]sartreofthesuburbs 5 points6 points ago

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No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to LOL!

[–]HereIsTheVideo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CancerikDime 15 points16 points ago

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[–]SamC1803 17 points18 points ago

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I hate you.

[–]welshsamurai 5 points6 points ago

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What would happen to a person if they saw this in real life? I always wonder this when I watch a supernatural horror movie. I feel like a heart attack wouldn't be unlikely.

[–]Left4Bread 2 points3 points ago

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Whelp....I'm done with the internet for a week.

[–]SayceGards 4 points5 points ago

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What is this from

[–]Larrytheplatypus 2 points3 points ago

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Please die.

[–]QuintonFlynn 0 points1 point ago

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I can't see the scary in a looping, 2-second gif. That's just a freaky looking kid. There's no buildup or tension, no aspects that would attribute themselves to something scary. Then you have a dozen people saying ridiculous over exaggerations about how they're "done for the internet tonight" or "having a heart attack". I suppose if this is how someone is truly scared the Dead Space is by far a scarier game than Amnesia. And Splatterhouse, god that's scary.

[–]Lovecougars11 2 points3 points ago

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Kind of reminds me of the grudge. Where that thing walks down the stairs.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, people thinking of horror movies when they see this. Odd. How can something so cute remind you of a horror movie?

[–]bird0026 0 points1 point ago

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It's the suddenness of the head twitch at the end. Looks like it's going to eat your soul.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck? That's one of the cutest cat pics ever. How you could get that out of it I'll never understand.

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[–]paddypants 1 point2 points ago

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beat me to it! have an upvote.

[–]mugerino 2 points3 points ago

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post vid upside down

[–]gangy86[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Blew my mind. Here it is upside down

[–]cd7k 2 points3 points ago

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Doesn't look quite so elegant this way round does it? :S

[–]WageSlaveMercenary 0 points1 point ago

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Dying

[–]SGuard15 2 points3 points ago

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I love how at the last second he looks right at the camera.

[–]HyperionCC 2 points3 points ago

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It reminded me of the movie Aliens, crawling on the ceiling..."They're all around us man!!!"

[–]Apollo7 2 points3 points ago

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I guess you could say that cat is working... puts on sunglasses ...UNDER COVER. YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Tampert 1 point2 points ago

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I applaud this kitty for its skill to entertain me.

[–]hueg 1 point2 points ago

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My cat FUCKING LOVES going between the mattress and the fitted sheet. Seriously like, if I put him in there he'll stay there for hours and just purr.

[–]arch_bishop 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was going to be a color/hex joke.

Oh well.

[–]scoooobysnacks 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god it's so horrible that this person terrified their cat like this they should be reported to the police and then killed!

[–]famous_amos 1 point2 points ago

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I want a movie written about this.

[–]notrandomatall 1 point2 points ago

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Mission: Impussyble

[–]t3yrn 1 point2 points ago

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˻(O)¯(O)˼

[–]Derritor 1 point2 points ago

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Best. GIF. Ever.

[–]cboogie 1 point2 points ago

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Am i the only one who thought of Eternal Sunshine?

[–]aminaked 1 point2 points ago

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Your name sir?

Snuggles...Mr. Snuggles.

[–]00Boner 1 point2 points ago

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Giggity

[–]Toneloak 1 point2 points ago

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Man, these bedbugs are getting bigger and bigger every day.

[–]Born4theslaughter 1 point2 points ago

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That cat would scare the shit out of me the first time he did that to me...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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SPIDER-CAT

[–]Rotten_in_Denmark 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the heading was 'Off Line'.

[–]Evenged7x 1 point2 points ago

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Is that michael phelps?

[–]rhomel 1 point2 points ago

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spider cat..spider cat..

[–]gripmastah 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like Professor Meowingtons PHD!!!

[–]RaptorX7 1 point2 points ago

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I got the 777'th upvote

[–]GratuitousDowner 1 point2 points ago

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That cat appears to be in distress.

[–]waywardchicken 0 points1 point ago

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I'm both envious and disgusted at how much karma this is going to get. clicks upvote

[–]Sphinxie 0 points1 point ago

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Video link?

[–]TheGrogsMachine 0 points1 point ago

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creep tink of music at the end is necessary

[–]Quinni 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does this under my bed sometimes. In the middle of the night. Most terrifying ripping noise that wakes me every time...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That look at the very end did me in.

[–]thatsCoconuts 0 points1 point ago

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The look at the camera at the end is like sprinkles on my ice cream.

[–]neelshiv 0 points1 point ago

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009 Lives

[–]dziban303 0 points1 point ago

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Excuse me, but wouldn't this have been a better title?

ǝuıןǝɟ

[–]Figs232 0 points1 point ago

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I'm reminded of the Sky Track from American Gladiators.

[–]SuperStinker 0 points1 point ago

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"The actual phenomenon behind the levitation is something called flux pinning"

[–]StabbyStix 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like it's doing mission impawssible.

[–]DoogTheMushroom 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't understand the gif until I realized the joke wasn't about the color 00F.

[–]crusty_old_gamer 0 points1 point ago

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If karma ever becomes convertible to currency, cats will replace the Wall Street as our lords and masters.

[–]Iscin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cboogie 0 points1 point ago

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Am i the only one who thought of Eternal Sunshine?

[–]DCBizzle 0 points1 point ago

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009lives

[–]VIHMex 0 points1 point ago

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I don't really like cats, fuck this shit.

[–]schlaeps 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. F!

[–]radiantwave 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ThereOnceWasAMan 0 points1 point ago

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The spice must flow!

[–]JibberGXP -1 points0 points ago

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Your title sucks so much it mislead me.

[–]prodigyx -3 points-2 points ago

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not funny, take it to /r/cats along with your 2.3k downvotes