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[–]Via_Scribblenauts 48 points49 points ago

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[–]Grnot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Stoph7 0 points1 point ago

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I see Scribblenauts references everywhere. Guess I should stop being left out and play it.

[–]Taycos 10 points11 points ago

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What's your bad day of work consist of? Mine is a 6'3" 200 lb black chick named Tamika who won't stay in her room and tries breaking down administration's door.

[–]saltedpeanuts[S] 7 points8 points ago

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excel and cranky coworkers

[–]bersh 2 points3 points ago

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You win.

[–]theMetatron 2 points3 points ago

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What's the story behind this? Why is Tamika in a room? Why does she want to leave aforementioned room? What's in the administration office that's so desirable?

[–]Taycos 0 points1 point ago

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I work security at a hospital. She is a frequent flier in the ER but for some reason or other they admitted her into the main facility. From the stories I hear from the other guards she is an ex or current gang member and used pcp heavily while in the gang. There are some pretty funny stories that go along with her but those are for another time.

[–]Not_This_Planet 17 points18 points ago

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This kills the horse.

[–]LowSociety 10 points11 points ago

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Have you never been so angry that you threw a horse out the window? The horse dies, sure, but it's sooo refreshing.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Bob_Sacamano12 18 points19 points ago

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I had no idea that Sarah Jessica Parker suffered from depression.

[–]bang_Noir 6 points7 points ago

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Snap.

[–]TwoHigh 5 points6 points ago

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crackle

[–]Managerofcases 6 points7 points ago

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Pop!

[–]mr_w 1 point2 points ago

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That's a fancy, two story barn you got there.

[–]sporkafunk 1 point2 points ago

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Almighty christ. I wondered if I'd run into anything that would adequately express the awfulness of today.

[–]CDerpington 0 points1 point ago

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Almost.....to....Friday....

[–]loridee 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with you!

No, I'm sure the horse can fly.

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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You feel like a horse?

[–]omgitsjo 1 point2 points ago

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No no. He feels horse. Probably a sore throat.

[–]SicilianEsq 0 points1 point ago

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Today? Try every day...

[–]Thydamine 0 points1 point ago

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HORSE LAUNCH

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for truth

[–]CancerikDime 0 points1 point ago

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haha, looks like somebody who hated school too xD

[–]WinterInJapan 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel about school today.

[–]itsavw 0 points1 point ago

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Today I take neigh-ones shit...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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right there with you... they found a dead rat in the ceiling above my desk.

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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If you still have time to post this on reddit, it's not that bad.

[–]ThatWasFred 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the same way. Is it because you want to get home and play Arkham City?

[–]gustheghost 0 points1 point ago

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Goodbye horses...

[–]Aidite 0 points1 point ago

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Today? I've been feeling like that for the past few years. Unfortunately, my office is on the first floor and the only window is plexiglass. The worst thing that happens is I knock myself unconscious for a few hours and maintenance has to clean my face print off the glass.

[–]Unarmed_Mephisto 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, that's a dead horse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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so are you a horse?

[–]netricate 0 points1 point ago

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the weather has taken a turn (at least in the midwest), and I think everyone's Seasonal Affective Disorder is kicking in. I know mine is.

[–]Sal79 0 points1 point ago

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I know the feeling. I left for my commute to school today after not sleeping well, oversleeping and running late. I ventured into the rain and found a lot of traffic outside my neighborhood. I turned around and went home.

[–]HapDrastic 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Professor Chronotis' bathroom window?

[–]xector 0 points1 point ago

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This is the feeling I had whole week but.. Only working to friday then it's bye bye work and hello backpacking!

[–]suburban_legend 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you I'm a horse!

[–]Gothiks 0 points1 point ago

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Everything. Every experience has been for this moment. Don't mess this up, Henry. You've worked too hard.

[–]hateshypocrites 0 points1 point ago

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have you ever been so mad you threw a horse out the window!!??!!

[–]crankdant 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking did this at work today! I quit! Feel amazing!

[–]brianj5000 0 points1 point ago

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Defenestrate that bitch!

[–]mlikweblue 0 points1 point ago

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I think... This might just... be shopped.

[–]pwd666 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, this made up for a sub par day a work; thank you. I added the text "Yao Ming" to a comment on something there today, we will see if anyone notices...

[–]efects 0 points1 point ago

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thats me everyday

[–]Gustomucho 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MainelyTed 0 points1 point ago

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That font is called Hobo.