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[–]Whyunolike 9 points10 points ago

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Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

[–]happyklam 6 points7 points ago

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they showed this on Live with Regis and Kelly yesterday and Kelly said she wanted one for her kids. Then Gelman (sp?) informed them that it was dead. Kelly still took the picture for her kids...

why do I watch this show every morning? am I 80 years old?!

[–]kingmema 2 points3 points ago

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I sleep with my tv on, and I usually wake up right around the time its starting. For some reason I can't help but watch every morning. I.... I Love Regis and Kelly.

[–]Conflikt 14 points15 points ago

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What is this? Can I have sex with it?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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No, and yes.

[–]Anopheles_stingz 2 points3 points ago

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this is how I imagine my sperm looks like !!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I totally imagine your sperm looking like that, too!!

[–]balloseater[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rib-bit 2 points3 points ago

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your link didn't work for some reason -- here's another

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44938056/ns/technology_and_science-science/#.Tp7FJt4XhbM

[–]ooojos 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it just winked at me.

[–]rosetint 1 point2 points ago

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Hold the fin up, SO IT LOOKS MORE REALISTIC

[–]forthekids11 1 point2 points ago

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Imagine if Sully was found... shudder!

[–]adzukibean 1 point2 points ago

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Mike Wazowski died.

[–]bewbspl0x 0 points1 point ago

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Is that the slug from the chick's dream?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And THIS is why I don't go in the fucking water.

[–]maecena 0 points1 point ago

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I screamed a little.

[–]bananaswild 0 points1 point ago

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Do I see a vagina down there?

[–]vinsite 0 points1 point ago

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Blinky?

[–]jormugandr 0 points1 point ago

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Just a note. It's a hoax. He's covering up the real eyes on the side with his fingers.

Anyway, it looks more like Suezo from Monster Rancher to me.

[–]lrdwnstnrk 9 points10 points ago

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oh contraire

http://piscesfleet.blogspot.com/2011/07/for-skeptics-out-there-new-cyclops.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgLTtGvg2tE

guy in the picture is Dr Galvan: a scientist at CICIMAR, a respected marine biology institute. the shark wasnt alive like this. it is a mutated feotus from a pregnant shark that was caught

[–]jormugandr 3 points4 points ago

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Well what do you know... I admit defeat. Have an upvote.