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[–]always_useful 433 points434 points ago

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That's why it says "Police Medic" and not "Protester Medic".

[–]rvweber 129 points130 points ago

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Good point. And as a general rule, if I see any kind of medic beating the shit out of people, I know the situation is getting way out of hand and it is time to plan my exit.

[–]Humpy1988 153 points154 points ago

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If anything he's just giving himself more work to do, silly man

[–]Knubinator 135 points136 points ago

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Job security wut? ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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them peaceful fuckers are trying to take his jorb...

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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With enough beatings, the economy will be stimulated out of recession.

[–]jport 15 points16 points ago

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Heeee-turk-er-jrrrrrrb!

[–]livefromheaven 3 points4 points ago

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Non-violent resistance? That's a paddlin'....

[–]justjon18 10 points11 points ago

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First, do no harm. Second, do a little harm. Third GET TO WORK!

[–]Cheezykins 0 points1 point ago

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BONK!

[–]sexualSAVANT 22 points23 points ago

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He's in it for the overtime.

[–]Vodkamodka15 1 point2 points ago

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Where I live, any medics on any type of swat team or PD is there solely for the care of the police officers. And, even though they are medics, there primary role is that of police.

[–]superbuff17 1 point2 points ago

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confirm

[–]G-razer 2 points3 points ago

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A politicised populous is good for a police officers pay. Note how in the UK they allow "incidents" such as demonstrations and riots to carry on longer than necessary?

[–]thebigslide 3 points4 points ago

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Part of this is to identify troublemakers and deal with them through the justice system. Allowing a riot to continue is just evidence gathering and letting these idiots dig their own graves.

Look at the fallout from the most recent London riots - all the chavs they caught and locked up weren't out there to cause trouble and crime rates dropped substantially.

[–]G-razer 5 points6 points ago

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Meanwhile the innocent members of the populace who saw their properties smashed, livelihoods ruined and increased fear will of course be happy to know that the police allowed the suffering to continue in an extended fashion so that they could scoop up as many 'chavs' as possible.

[–]analCHUG 1 point2 points ago

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And you can determine how long a protest or demonstration is necessary?

[–]GJCLINCH 3 points4 points ago

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Hes probably thinking to him self, "Wow, this job is getting pretty damn boring. Lets beat the shit out of people so i have something to do."

[–]prepping4zombies 22 points23 points ago

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He could be a medic in training, in which case he is simply creating more medical issues to hone his skills.

[–]Foreverlonelyyyyy 20 points21 points ago

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In fact, now he can control what skills he wants to hone. Want to work on broken legs? No problem, aim for the legs! Wanna work on concussions? No problem, bash some skulls!

It's like scientists isolating specific things they want to research. What a great medic!

[–]MasterOfTheMoon 15 points16 points ago

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If I can't find a first aid problem, I'll make a first aid problem!

[–]psyonic_wave 8 points9 points ago

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if it aint broken, fix it til it is!

[–]jjesusfreak01 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know how they do it over there, but in the US, tactical medics are usually medics who get some additional training to be able to run with SWAT units as a MEDICAL provider. They don't carry guns or weapons but are trained to use every weapon carried by the SWAT teams, just in case. Medic first, officer second.

This picture demonstrates what would be an entirely inappropriate use of a Tac medic. What I mean by that is a medic has no need to wear armor in this type of situation unless they plan on beating protesters (protesters aren't going to touch uniformed EMS personnel), so this officer had the intention of beating people.

With all that said, this probably isn't a Tac medic, it's probably a police officer who was given medical training to take care of injured cops when the need arose. Officer first, medic second.

PS: the reason why our tac medics are usually medics with some police training is that its a whole lot cheaper and faster than putting a police officer through a medic program

[–]noticesgoodthings 2 points3 points ago

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In Canada, a Tac medic is all of those things except they only get CQC training and are required to be IV certified. No gun use. Medic first, officer second here.

[–]JPong 18 points19 points ago

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A medic can be pretty deadly with his bone saw.

[–]razorbeamz 13 points14 points ago

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And the needlegun is certainly something to watch out for too.

[–]bluesclues59 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for a tf2 reference -"and then he'll shoot you with his magic wellness crossbow"

[–]G-razer 2 points3 points ago

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They're just putting out protesters who are on fire, honest guv!

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

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How many times you've seen a medic beating the shit out of people, to think it necessary you devise a general rule for such an occurrence?

[–]SuperfluousGif 1 point2 points ago

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[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever took that dropped the camera because he was laughing so hard. Nice one, Superfluous Gif.

[–]moscova89 0 points1 point ago

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[–]G-razer 0 points1 point ago

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Punch, kick, stamp and throw Reviving an old Olympic sport where the only qualification is to be wearing a green cross.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes, that's the lesser-known O-wham-acare plan in action.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like you're way beyond the point of planning when it has gotten that bad.

[–]Yakmedic09 0 points1 point ago

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Good rule.

[–]davidsmeaton 15 points16 points ago

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he's actually being a good "police medic" - the more protestors he bashes, the less police get harmed by protestors. very pro-active thinking!

[–]jport 0 points1 point ago

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But even in a war medics would treat an enemy soldier as soon as they would treat one of there own. I dont see this guy treating any one with anything.

[–]opakanopa 1 point2 points ago

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Not quite. We will treat enemy combatants but our own definitely take priority. You can't honestly believe a medic would leave his comrades injured while working on the enemy. Maybe if the epw is the only injury he'll get quick treatment then.

[–]shawndw 0 points1 point ago

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WACK.... Better.. WACK... Hmm doesn't seem to be working.

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

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My god, this man needs a medic immediately! * beats with stick *

[–]purezelda 192 points193 points ago

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He's using his Übersaw to charge Uber faster.

[–]teknoprisoners 52 points53 points ago

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I hear the Kritzkrieg is good for taking out large crowds of protesters.

[–]silletta 14 points15 points ago

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Zat vas doktor asseested homicide!

[–]trustedsource 23 points24 points ago

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ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting.

[–]Antrikshy 3 points4 points ago

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I love this, DOKTOR!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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MEDIC!!!

[–]keystonemike 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, I thought they were playing Degroot Medieval.

[–]PTTGx2 2 points3 points ago

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Come ovehr here! I promise I will heal you!

[–]djremould 44 points45 points ago

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He's an anaesthetist

[–]pattyneidert 8 points9 points ago

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An anesthesiologist?

[–]Intra78 20 points21 points ago

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anaesthetist = British English

anesthesiologist = US English

[–]lurkerturneduser 4 points5 points ago

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Ah. I thought djremould was making a contraction of "anesthesiologist atheist."

[–]PTTGx2 6 points7 points ago

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anesthesiologicologist = Extremely US English

[–]Olpainless 14 points15 points ago

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This always confuses me. Shouldn't it be;

anaesthetist = English

anesthesiologist = US English

Because... well... it's OUR language...

[–]bristol_fashion 15 points16 points ago

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It bloody well should and it bloody well is.

[–]blowback 3 points4 points ago

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It bloody well should and it bloody well is.

I agree, and I'll say it again.
It damn well should be and it damn well is.

[–]Intra78 2 points3 points ago

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I would have usually written it that way, but I'm getting more relaxed about it in my old age.

I figure that since both languages are from the same original source (English), we have both deviated from that language in our own way for exactly the same amount of time. The derivations being British English and US English. Both bearing similarities to the original which neither of us speak exactly anymore, so it is fair to describe each of them as different from just 'English'.

[–]bristol_fashion 2 points3 points ago

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What?? Reach a compromise and stop the US vs UK banter? Our grandfathers would not approve.

[–]Khoops66 0 points1 point ago

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Ha never noticed that. Well, I guess that's the American ignorance in me. Interesting

[–]kevet 181 points182 points ago

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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What does the OC mean?

[–]MortalKastor 70 points71 points ago

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Original Content

[–]Rystic 55 points56 points ago

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Not sure if genuinely unaware, or clever critique of Reddit.

[–]Schickling 12 points13 points ago

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His name is VapeWeedErryDay. Pretty sure he's just too high to be aware.

[–]bbhart 11 points12 points ago

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Don't call it that.

[–]Enceladus_Salad 2 points3 points ago

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original C is the best i can do.

[–]erkurita 1 point2 points ago

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Overclocked Original Content

[–]Qab 73 points74 points ago

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Maybe someone is having a heart attack and he's performing CPR with his baton.

[–]jaxioni 39 points40 points ago

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Is that a taser in his pocket?! NOPE. Defibrillator.

(works better on people that are concious)

[–]heathengray 10 points11 points ago

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I may have played too many video games, but you just made me realize a medic is a cop re-skinned :|

[–]Tactful 3 points4 points ago

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ACCEPT REVIVE?

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[–]wingman182 1 point2 points ago

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I'm happy there's a taser in my pocket!

[–]uptwolait 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he's casting out capitalistic demons.

[–]Not_This_Planet 49 points50 points ago

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That's a police special issue thermometer.

[–]teknoprisoners 35 points36 points ago

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Not for oral use.

[–]Username_Reference 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero[!] 9 points10 points ago

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Yea but, that baton is aimed at Uranus

[–]Username_Reference 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I like you

[–]Username_Reference 8 points9 points ago*

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axxle

NSFW

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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You glorious bastard.

[–]DerTauman 3 points4 points ago

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I bet you can't do me...

[–]Username_Reference 6 points7 points ago

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[–]DerTauman 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus christ that is actually my old url.

[–]autocorrector 1 point2 points ago

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how you doin?

[–]Username_Reference 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Username_Reference 4 points5 points ago

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[–]joe7dust 17 points18 points ago

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Hey, don't hate on medics. If you can defibrillate enough dead teammates and score enough points you'll eventually get an M60.

[–]Deformed_Crab 7 points8 points ago

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The protesters will just love that.

[–]Mechtaco 1 point2 points ago

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The M249 is better and you unlock it faster. That's a BC2 Protip.

[–]cagedit 29 points30 points ago

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"Well it's been a real slow day for me helping people. I think I'll go out and see if I can stir some work with this baton.."

[–]RenegadeTwister 16 points17 points ago

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THE MEDICS A SPY!

[–]henry82 7 points8 points ago

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hes a cop carrying a medpack, rather than a medic carrying a weapon

[–]Bramsey89 13 points14 points ago

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Wow this is really old and reposted.

[–]bkay17 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could get 1400 karma from posting something I saw on the internet 5 years ago. I'll never be that fortunate :(

[–]springyard 5 points6 points ago

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Just like the medic from Team fortress quake.

[–]Wise2304 2 points3 points ago

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ZE HEALING IS NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING!

[–]Scruffy_Gunman 1 point2 points ago

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He'll repost a recent repost with his reused repost stick.

[–]captureMMstature 8 points9 points ago

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Infantry medics still have guns.

[–]marsneedstowels 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine they wouldn't blame him for not going frontline. He's hardcore.

[–]spankr 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed - medics are not doctors and have no "oath" to adhere to other than the one they took joining the military or police.

[–]LFreeze 9 points10 points ago

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Oops, that vaz not medicine.

[–]oh_heyyyy 2 points3 points ago

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whack whack "WHY ISN"T HE GETTING BETTER!?" whack whack "STOP BLEEDING!!"

[–]bistromathic 2 points3 points ago

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That's how it works in TF2, right?

[–]Duke_the_Pancake 2 points3 points ago

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You struck me in the chest and restarted my heart!

Thank you Police Medic!!!

[–]pk386 2 points3 points ago

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Who says white mages can't do damage!

[–]MrMoustachio 9 points10 points ago

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Job security.

[–]metroas 1 point2 points ago

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Not upvoted enough

[–]jackattack502 5 points6 points ago

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Older than rocks.

[–]Ktmouse 10 points11 points ago

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Woo I'm a redditor police are evil occupy everything down with corporations woo!

[–]woocheese 1 point2 points ago

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Down with corporate banking! Down with socialism!

Fuck the police! Fuck the criminals!

[–]sacrificeandlove 3 points4 points ago

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In the best capitalist tradition, he is creating his own market. First hurts then cures.

[–]hippo42 1 point2 points ago

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Keeping his job alive by creating a need for it.

[–]mikepixie 1 point2 points ago

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Wow I haven't seen this one since this morning.

[–]Rubin0 1 point2 points ago

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I remember posting this years ago too :D

[–]Mysterions 1 point2 points ago

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+15 HP per attack

[–]deafcon5 1 point2 points ago

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Oops! That wasn't medicine.

[–]DoctorCop 1 point2 points ago

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Beat 'em then heal 'em so you can beat 'em again.

[–]Sypherin 1 point2 points ago

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He is beating people with his wellness stick.

[–]ill_B_In_MyBunk 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he's like an engineer, he beats things to repair them.

[–]Flipnash 1 point2 points ago

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[insert Team fortress 2 reference here]

[–]Xalaphane 1 point2 points ago

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He's obviously casting a spell people!

"My co-workers are getting hammered with no threatening remarks."

CURAGA!

[–]bongwhacker 1 point2 points ago

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The repost police grasp the back of your undershorts and tug upwards sharply, causing a wedge of fabric to become lodged between your buttocks.

[–]I_AM_TROLL 3 points4 points ago

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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

[–]FinalSin 2 points3 points ago

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Post bad police man.

Receive karma.

[–]bluepheonixia 2 points3 points ago

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This is literally as old as the internet

[–]imyourfavourite 1 point2 points ago

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He'll beat you to near death, but don't worry, he'll save you afterwards.

[–]willOTW 1 point2 points ago

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Hes just trying to improve the circulation in his arms. Self medication.

[–]t0mato93 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you could beat people to life, Jack in Lost taught me that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Battle Cleric.

[–]mrlr 1 point2 points ago

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It's called "drumming up business."

[–]alistairtenpennyson 1 point2 points ago

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He's only a medic for the poor defenseless police unfortunately...

[–]fuutott 0 points1 point ago

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[–]libertariantexan 0 points1 point ago

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Context != America

[–]rathum2323 0 points1 point ago

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Need more injured peoplez so I can haz job!

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly a healing staff.

[–]tedbamber 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Are military medics non-combatants?

Seriously, I would like to know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wand of healing? Sweet.

[–]shinobiboix 0 points1 point ago

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You the good doctor!

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 0 points1 point ago

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We have an innovative new treatment. It's called "hammers".

[–]SolidSquid 0 points1 point ago

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Baton of healing +1

[–]Josti 0 points1 point ago

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not that uncommon... antinuclear protest in germany last year http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCbsgEGwoI

[–]hazysummersky 0 points1 point ago

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Hypocritic Oath..

[–]TheKidd 0 points1 point ago

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"Stop Resisting!"

[–]devilsadvocated 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about you guys, but I get more kills as a medic than any other class.

[–]Iseeredditpeople 0 points1 point ago

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He beats you and then he fixes you. Then he beats you again!

[–]Caladain 0 points1 point ago

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"Death or healing, I care not which you seek."

[–]mzero 0 points1 point ago

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"Magic wellness stick" should definitely be a weapon in some game.

[–]NinjaDog251 0 points1 point ago

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This happens in pokemon. The medic won't heal you until you fight him.

[–]Fucha 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked this, in the back of my head hoping to see me character from Killing Floor.

[–]frcepeda 0 points1 point ago

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mashes E repeatedly with 10 HP

medic wanders off

Stupid combat medics.

[–]a_tension_center 0 points1 point ago

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He's just keeping his job security.

[–]lethargic1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Damiend 0 points1 point ago

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He's testing his reflexes?

[–]Wikkit 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the oldest pictures on the net, why is it on reddit? so damn old!

[–]tandenengine 0 points1 point ago

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Police Medics function the same as military Medic's. Their only job isn't to just help people with injuries, they are trained on the side to do so.

[–]pilotguide 0 points1 point ago

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That's called "a make work project" or "job security".

[–]dmitrijev 0 points1 point ago

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let's repost this shit couple of more times!

[–]chrisvarick 0 points1 point ago

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If you pissed off the medic, you know you had it coming.

[–]The_Unreal 0 points1 point ago

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Over here Doctor!

[–]Metal_Storm 0 points1 point ago

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He must have thought that he was rocking one of these bad boys.

[–]sshan 0 points1 point ago

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I thought uniformed medics engaging in violence was one of those taboo no-no's.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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Well we've certainly never seen this before

[–]EricWRN 0 points1 point ago

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In all fairness it doesn't say "Rioter Medic".

[–]Reach268 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry I couldn't resist the chance to get comment 268.

[–]xxcoldsteelexx 0 points1 point ago

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He beats them to health following the same logic as the engineer in tf2! Look man hes just trying to get his hats

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was beaten by a police medic once. He was an angry ginger welsh man who smashed me round the head with his shield and threw me in to a pile of wood with nails sticking out of it. Funnily enough, this "medic" was even more aggressive than the normal police officers...

[–]akuta 0 points1 point ago

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Police Medic : He's in it for job security.

[–]gman2093 0 points1 point ago

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"I went through 8 years of med school to hit people with this stick, goddamnit"

[–]BoneHeadJones 0 points1 point ago

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Ooops! That was not medicine...

[–]Matimoo 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, at least it's not a surgical saw! (tf2 joke) xD

[–]ricktard 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe they had to bring a medic in the first place because the protesters were violent. Jk cops are satan.

[–]ringolio 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's the entrepreneurial spirit!

[–]Control11 0 points1 point ago

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That Medic's a spy!

[–]BMCS1 0 points1 point ago

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So........he's the engineer for humans?.........

[–]seppuku_related 0 points1 point ago

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The beatings will continue until health improves.

[–]Bigdave28 0 points1 point ago

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100 up votes for you sir

[–]send_them_a_pizza 0 points1 point ago

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He is the first one to target. Big red flag.

[–]g00dis0n 0 points1 point ago

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'Medic' in the UK is not a protected term; anyone can call themselves a medic, wear a medic uniform etc. He's probably just done a first aid course and carrying a basic medical kit.

[–]dargolf 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, a picture from at least 2008!

[–]suspiciouscat 0 points1 point ago

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Anatomy Knowledge: +5 to damage

[–]Kablaaamo 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's ironic.

[–]Denverton 0 points1 point ago

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Baton courtesy! Service with a smile.

[–]Haydork 0 points1 point ago

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A police medic is like a Nethack nurse. You have to strip down and drop everything to turn that hurt into an HP increase.

[–]Vikaroo 0 points1 point ago

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I usually don't go for cop bashing posts, but this is the first one to make me laugh.

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

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His instruments are not sticks!

[–]olibanum 0 points1 point ago

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The beatings shall continue until morale improves!

[–]codersarepeople 0 points1 point ago

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This is a kindness.

[–]dinerdefilles 0 points1 point ago

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Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your wellness stick!

[–]Serviet 0 points1 point ago

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Must be using the ubersaw

[–]bigbangthe0ry 0 points1 point ago

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Let the healing begin

[–]catfacem3n 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! He just wanted some action.

[–]ItGotRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

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The future of health care.

[–]notthebeeees 0 points1 point ago

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The irony is palpable.

[–]katesfishcamp 0 points1 point ago

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He'll beat you to hell with his wellness stick.

[–]cphd 0 points1 point ago

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It may be a repost but I'm downvoting mainly because it's a demotivational