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[–]GimpFatality 2 points3 points ago

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This reminds me of the van that goes through my neighborhood. Yellow van with a green stripe, licence plate FRECNDY. Ill have to try get a pic of it so I can post.

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

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What?!?

[–]JekyllVsHyde 2 points3 points ago

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He said:

This reminds me of the van that goes through my neighborhood. Yellow van with a green stripe, licence plate FRECNDY. Ill have to try get a pic of it so I can post.

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

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I was more referring to the obscurity of the comment, not the incapability to hear the statement.

[–]JekyllVsHyde 0 points1 point ago

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How is that obscure? There was a van that went around his neighborhood that had a license plate that was supposed to be an acronym for "Free Candy" referring to the most commonly-used tactic of pedophiles: offering free candy.

Is this becoming a bit less obscure? If not, you should probably just call your ISP and cancel your service.

[–]Always_smooth 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh thank you kind sir, tWas the acronym that I was finding obscure it all makes sense now.

[–]CoolStarryBras 3 points4 points ago

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YES. I cannot upvote enough.

[–]koonat 0 points1 point ago

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Kids are going to get burned reaching over those candles!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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It would seem he is thinking exactly of the children.

[–]Naughty-Penguin 0 points1 point ago

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This. Is. Awesome!

[–]JesusChristSuperDick 0 points1 point ago

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oldest trick in the book. good work though. the presentation is stunning.

[–]meesebyte 0 points1 point ago

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How romantic. Seems legit.