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WHY THANK YOU! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]skisaj12 13 points14 points ago

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Great picture, but also on a nostalgia note...As a kid growing up in the 90s in Chicago, I love you Michael.

[–]DaffyMalYinkleYankle 2 points3 points ago

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As a kid growing up ANYWHERE in the 90s

[–]HolyGatoradeBatman 80 points81 points ago

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It's the guy from the Fruit of the Loom commercials. I didn't know he plays basketball.

[–]irrelevant_informant 7 points8 points ago

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That guy can really pull off a Hitler stash.

[–]ryanyahhh 3 points4 points ago

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... but.. That wasn't irrelevant..?

[–]theghostofme 25 points26 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]fondlemeLeroy 7 points8 points ago

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He doesn't actually play basketball, he just portrays a basketball player in Space Jam.

[–]VVesley9 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that was after his stint as a baseball player.

[–]alex_the_duck 0 points1 point ago

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ahh so that's why there's all this confusion. thanks for clearing that up

[–]greenroom628 9 points10 points ago

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has anyone seen his weird version of the hitler 'stache?

i love mj and all, but he's not cool enough to rock the hitler 'stache.

[–]alpineswirl 17 points18 points ago

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Jesus Christ... no one gets it. Michael Jordan is one of the few humans who can bring back this style of mustache. Hitler killed this fashion of mustache along with a bunch of Jews but Michael will make the style acceptable once again.

[–]Crimson_Kremlin 2 points3 points ago

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He'll make it kosher.

[–]Conman93 -4 points-3 points ago

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That was the one good thing he ever did.

[–]ShinshinRenma 11 points12 points ago

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. . . If there was ever a time that use of the third person pronoun should be avoided, this was it.

[–]Conman93 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, you're right, stupid me.

[–]No_name_Johnson 1 point2 points ago

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But...but Space Jam?

[–]Conman93 2 points3 points ago

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I don't get it, I just upvoted because Space Jam

[–]GeorgeLiquor 2 points3 points ago

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Charles Barkley had the funnest shit to say about this on some talkshow. Apparently no one has really said anything to Jordan about it.

[–]ACSlater 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know he plays basketball.

It's cool most people forget he even played basketball. At least in the shadow of the legendary Scottie Pippen. The only reason people even know the name Michael Jordan is because of the year he played minor league baseball for the Chicago White Sox.

[–]Wiki_pedo 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was his golf career?

[–]Kinghunter60 -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

[–]HolyGatoradeBatman 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe you'd feel more at home on the planet Moron Mountain.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I LOVE PLANETMOUNTAINS

[–]Silvani 21 points22 points ago

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the whistle goes WOOOO WOOOOO

[–]mentalblockage223 4 points5 points ago

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"It's that Woo Woooop, ya know what I'm sayin'?"

[–]TheBroschFactor 0 points1 point ago

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You supposed to be up cookin breakfast fo somebody.

[–]ChastityPanda 2 points3 points ago

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That's the sound of the police!

[–]musashi_88 0 points1 point ago

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OH SHIT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Overseer! Overseer! Overseer! Overseerofficerofficerofficerofficerofficer Officer!... They both ride horssesss!

[–]clubdepizza 9 points10 points ago

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YOU HAVE NICE SHORTS SIR.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i want my NBA :(

[–]Minich 2 points3 points ago

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the king.

[–]flinxsl 2 points3 points ago

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Ahh, the Michael Jordan of 90s basketball references.

[–]montyswm84 2 points3 points ago

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That face belongs in rage comics.

[–]incinerate55 2 points3 points ago

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I read this in Donald Glover's voice for some reason

[–]DISavowwED 1 point2 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE WHISTLES

[–]watttttt 1 point2 points ago

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Phil Jackson is just chillin' in the background not giving any fucks whatsoever.

[–]ajw827 1 point2 points ago

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God I miss those 6 championship years. I even miss Dennis Rodman.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 4 points5 points ago

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Even Phil Jackson is in the back like "fuckkkkkkkkkkkk I want a whistle too now"

[–]zzj 3 points4 points ago

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Pshh he's the zen master. He knows that a whistle will come to him in due course if the universe so wills it.

[–]kaisersousa 2 points3 points ago

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Asked once at a press conference if he ever smoked peyote, Jackson replied, "First of all, you don't smoke peyote..."

[–]boags 2 points3 points ago

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i read this in aziz ansari's voice from park and rec for some reason

[–]Altzan 2 points3 points ago

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This is what I saw

[–]decollo 1 point2 points ago

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Someone vectorize for new meme please.

[–]flawedless 0 points1 point ago

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Bring out the meme-machine!

[–]Murphington 0 points1 point ago

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As dumb as this is, I can't stop laughing at it.

[–]NameOnTheInterwebs 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in the office flipping between "reddit and work" (by "reddit and work," I mean reddit) and I find this.

Now I look like a fucking idiot laughing alone in my desk.

[–]sil3ntgh0st 0 points1 point ago

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Your clever captions reminded me a lot of this commercial.

[–]CIA_Informant 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else hear this in your head as Kelso, from That 70's Show?

[–]NocturnalGamer 0 points1 point ago

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Man that guys pumped for his whistle.

[–]DaHolk 0 points1 point ago

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Good evening, I like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen.

[–]ShortersGonnaShort 0 points1 point ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABDOMINALS

[–]apoldear 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha

You can totally see the love. The passion MJ gives off. lol

[–]ViolenceHero 0 points1 point ago

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[Anyone else notice that the referee was Obama?]

[–]Blackops606 0 points1 point ago

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MJ recently went house shopping and found a nice condo building. Instead of buying just one, he bought the whole floor.

[–]successfultroll1 0 points1 point ago

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He's clearly upset about a call the ref made. He isn't telling the ref his whistle is awesome.

[–]SuperDuper-C 0 points1 point ago

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SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!

[–]allegedactor126 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh, MJ. Man do I miss the days of him berating refs like they were fuckin' incompetent butlers. A few would stand up to him, but most of 'em? Intimidated if not completely shit-yer-pants terrorized.

Hey ref. See all them people? They came here to see ME NOT YOU SHOVE THAT WHISTLE UP YO ASS

[–]Speedtarzanjujitsu -2 points-1 points ago

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IS THAT YOUR FUCKING DICK!?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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bro i can't read my watch do you know what time it is?

[–]hboyer90 -2 points-1 points ago

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Tits

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[–]skisaj12 5 points6 points ago

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MJ was and probably still is the most recognizable sports figure in the world.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]skisaj12 2 points3 points ago

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I would immediately become friends with that kid if I knew him.

[–]bfodder 2 points3 points ago

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Where the fuck did you get that idea?

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