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[–]maxmzd 342 points343 points ago

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The science checks out.

[–]yoshortyb 127 points128 points ago

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I can confirm this, I'm a doctor.

[–]FongoBongo 80 points81 points ago

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I can confirm this, I'm a scientist

[–]aruv 68 points69 points ago

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I can confirm this, I'm a gynecologist.

[–]cleverlyannoying 58 points59 points ago

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I can confirm this, I'm a patient.

[–]interkin3tic 24 points25 points ago

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I can confirm that this is no longer true: I was on his government death panel.

I can neither confirm nor deny that he is now soylent green.

[–]wolfkeeper 21 points22 points ago*

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I can confirm that soylent green is people.

[–]jeffAA 15 points16 points ago

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I can confirm this, I'm a peopletist.

[–]Fredo5227 37 points38 points ago

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I'M PART OF THIS JOKE AS WELL.

[–]skylr 24 points25 points ago

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I can confirm this. I'm a notary. All I do is confirm things.

[–]VWBusMan 5 points6 points ago

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I can confirm this, a platypus is my keytar teacher

[–]nipponnuck 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm this, I run an air-con firm.

[–]Deluvas 13 points14 points ago

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I can confirm this. I'm a whale biologist.

[–]erisdiscordia 3 points4 points ago

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I can confirm this, I'm /r/whalebait.

[–]gospelwut 3 points4 points ago

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A LITTLE KISS OF CHERRY.

[–]El_Doctor 2 points3 points ago

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That's my line.

[–]CtotheW 16 points17 points ago

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I was pleasantly surprised. Most accurate Venn I've ever seen.

[–]leuler 8 points9 points ago

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Excuse me, sir, that should be Euler Diagram.

[–]MartMillz 7 points8 points ago

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was hoping someone would reference Community in the top comment.

[–]maxjg 2 points3 points ago

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Did you say keytar, or did you just pronounce guitar like a hillbilly?

[–]Kooterade8 8 points9 points ago

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Everyone in Oregon understands

[–]Fearlessleader85 2 points3 points ago

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My roommate's a platypus. Started at U of O and finished at OSU.

[–]Unicode_Wizard 1 point2 points ago*

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Looks legit, I'm a Wizard ☚☺☛

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's legal. I'm a lawyer.

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 14 points15 points ago

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I can't confirm this.

[–]omnitarian 127 points128 points ago

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[–]eleno 40 points41 points ago

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More by the original designer: http://tensographics.com/

[–]MooBaloo 15 points16 points ago

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Sold out :(

[–]pajam[S] 47 points48 points ago*

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If you have a Threadless account, you can request a reprint on that page. Then they will e-mail you if they run a reprint and it becomes available again. They have done this for me in the past on shirts I want.

EDIT: Due to the downvotes, I decided to go check and make sure I wasn't talking out of my ass. It's not obvious where to request a reprint on that webpage omnitarian provided. You have to click on the size you want. Then (since it's sold out) a window will pop up where you can submit your e-mail to request a reprint. Or you can remove the "en." before threadless.com: http://www.threadless.com/product/2396/Math and just click "request a reprint."

[–]Quazifuji 3 points4 points ago

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I got this exact shirt that way. This exact sequence of posts (someone posts this picture, then one of the comments has a link to the shirt) has happened a few times before. The first time I saw it, the shirt was already sold out, so I requested a reprint. The next time it was posted, a bunch of other people complained about it being sold out, I urged everyone to request a reprint, and it happened and I (and a bunch of other people, I assume) got the shirt.

So all the people disappointed that the shirt's sold out at the moment, make sure you request a reprint. I wouldn't be surprised if there are enough people in this thread who want it to get it reprinted if everyone requests it.

[–]GLE68 3 points4 points ago

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It was sold out the first time I tried to buy it, too.

Like Pajam said, Threadless will usually eventually deliver on reprint requests. & their customer service team is awesome, to boot.

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 6 points7 points ago

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ahhh it's a threadless design, no wonder why it's so fuckin cool

[–]ciauii 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try, Threadless executive.

[–]pajam[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Aha! Thanks. That's where I remember it from. I stumbled across it online earlier today (image only, no link to Threadless) and I remembered how much I loved it but couldn't remember exactly where I had seen it before. Thanks again.

[–]gojirra 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't think to take 5 seconds to type Platypus Keytar into Google?

[–]enjoiglobes2 59 points60 points ago

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[–]Phuckle 15 points16 points ago

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[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 1 point2 points ago

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It's Men Without Hats! WITHOUT!

If I had the time, energy, or motivation I could have made this into a Venn Diagram about Men and Hats, but I don't so I didn't.

[–]Phuckle 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamn. Wish I hadn't done that.

[–]Rocco03 7 points8 points ago

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[–]ahnmin 1 point2 points ago

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Tiger Style.

[–]greencurryblackmetal 1 point2 points ago

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/me snaps fingers Tiger style.

[–]Weatherstation 1 point2 points ago

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Mine too. Came here to make the exact same post. Word for word.

Not to be fucked with.

[–]baddox 4 points5 points ago

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That's not a Venn diagram, because it doesn't show all possible interaction combinations.

[–]_zoso_ 10 points11 points ago

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Unless the sets are disjoint...

[–]baddox 12 points13 points ago

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Some people use "Venn diagram" to refer to any set diagrams such as Euler diagrams, which allow circles completely inside other circles and separate circles. For a strict Venn diagram, however, disjoint sets would be represented simply by having no elements listed in their intersection.

[–]daybreaker 2 points3 points ago

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Son I am disjoint.

[–]kamida 1 point2 points ago

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actually, it does.

[–]NoQuarterPast 11 points12 points ago

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[–]frkcool 22 points23 points ago

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my favorite is a 3d vin diagram

[–]KingToasty 10 points11 points ago

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Well that was particularly disturbing.

[–]AgentBeard 60 points61 points ago

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[–]cockatielhour 6 points7 points ago

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It is awesome and very apt, although I hate to be the jerk who notes that Dracula, at least in the Bram Stoker tale, was technically resurrected from the dead. (Sorry.)

[–]Plastiware 2 points3 points ago

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Does it bother anyone else that it just says "Frankenstein" and not "Frankenstein's monster"?

[–]explodingzebras 1 point2 points ago

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twitch yup

[–]princessme0w[!] 34 points35 points ago

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i own that keytar! but i am not a platipus...

[–]regalnerd 25 points26 points ago

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yer a platypus harry.

[–]AuhsojSivart 2 points3 points ago

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A what?

[–]creiss74 4 points5 points ago

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a platypus!

[–]shan6 25 points26 points ago

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Are you sure?

[–]Dorkfire 15 points16 points ago

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I'm sure you could try harder.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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nice try, platypus.

[–]bigleaguechew 16 points17 points ago

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my favourite venn diagram (from HIMYM): http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3wzeXOfO1qac3igo1_400.jpg

[–]MrShow 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for reminding me how awesome those guys are. Welp, off to iTunes.

[–]orty 15 points16 points ago

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As someone who lives in the state of Oregon, and whose main universities' mascots are the Beavers and the Ducks, I approve of this, as a platypus is what we typically call folks who have households with folks from both schools.

[–]AMISHassassin 20 points21 points ago*

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How come Australia gets all the marsupials monotremes :(

EDIT: To accuracy!

[–]CoolHeadedPaladin 31 points32 points ago

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Oh don't forget, we Americans get the Opossum, which is commonly used as a mobile speed bump.

[–]Unrelated_Gif 52 points53 points ago

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[–]cleverlyannoying 13 points14 points ago

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Dammit, didn't read your username and spent a good three minutes going "WTF?"

[–]AMISHassassin 2 points3 points ago

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You are my favorite; I'm honored to have you here.

[–]KingToasty 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit, got me again.

[–]INoticeNovelties 2 points3 points ago

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I must say. I enjoy you more than most. Well done, sir.

[–]Unrelated_Gif 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RMFTZee 1 point2 points ago

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Knoxville?

[–]DarKnightofCydonia 1 point2 points ago

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You got me again!

[–]deepfriedsashimi 7 points8 points ago

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Only they can fight off the arachnids.

[–]dreeevil 3 points4 points ago

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yeah we have cute animals but on the flip side we also have the most evil creatures to walk the face of the earth.

[–]the_raptor 3 points4 points ago

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Politicians?

Nah, they spread to other countries in shipping containers full of Ugg boots and former Home and Away/Neighbours actors.

[–]YummyMeatballs 2 points3 points ago

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Home and Away/Neighbours actors.

To be fair, in Australia they're just called 'actors'.

[–]FongoBongo 1 point2 points ago

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examples?

[–]dreeevil 2 points3 points ago

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Funnel web spider, inland taipan, coastal taipan, death adder, brown snake, wolf spider, red back spider, white tipped spider. and those are just the ones that can kill you in the first hour there are so many more that kill you slowly and painfully. edit: white tipped is not fast acting sorry, it's a skin degenerating venom that rots your flesh long before you actually die. awesome

[–]Gemini4t 9 points10 points ago

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Platypus is a monotreme, not a marsupial. Still Australia-exclusive though.

[–]Snufflesaur 2 points3 points ago

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that's not a marsupial.

[–]VVesley9 5 points6 points ago

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It's a space station!

[–]Ravine 6 points7 points ago

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Anybody have a wallpaper version?

[–]chimpaman 24 points25 points ago

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This is mine

[–]bunckachunk 6 points7 points ago

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Technically that is just two circles

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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False. There's no relation between any elements (times) of the two sets, hence no intersection. Perfectly fine diagram.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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A perfectly fine diagram yes, but not a Venn diagram. It is an Euler diagram, though.

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[–]siestas_and_olas 2 points3 points ago

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I put this up as my wallpaper on my computer...two years ago. Holy shit!

[–]CaptainJeff 4 points5 points ago

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Oh there you are, Perry.

[–]CaptainHahn 4 points5 points ago

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The average sleep time of a platypus is said to be as long as 14 hours per day, possibly because they eat crustaceans which provide a high level of calories; but more likely due to intense late night jamming.

[–]SilentGrass 13 points14 points ago

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TIL the Platypus has fucking venom. I really shouldn't be surprised though, as they live in Australia.

[–]YummyMeatballs 10 points11 points ago

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They're mammals but don't have nipples, they sweat (in a manner of speaking) milk.

Fucking weirdest things ever. Totally makes sense they'd play the keytar.

[–]Fearlessleader85 2 points3 points ago

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And this is why the classic style of animal classification doesn't really make any sense. When you get to the edges, the lines aren't near as clear as you may think. Like the fact that lizards are more closely related to birds than they are tortoises and turtles.

Phylogenetic groups FTW!

[–]Hypersapien 1 point2 points ago

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Well, mammary glands are basically just mutated sweat glands.

[–]JackCraic 3 points4 points ago

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They lay eggs too.

[–]Miglin 4 points5 points ago

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Really? Because this is my old favorite Venn diagram.

[–]Thanksthough 2 points3 points ago

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I'd watch that band.

[–]jun2san 2 points3 points ago

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I'd definitely go to a concert if they were on the bill.

[–]Eoiny 2 points3 points ago

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Amazing, this will show up in Pitchfork Math's December 2019 list of the top 500 Venn diagrams of the 2010s. Guaranteed.

[–]PDXracer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]dml03045 2 points3 points ago

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Please quit plagiarizing from Darwin's 'Origin of Species'

[–]itswithane 8 points9 points ago

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Seriously, how does a repost get this much karma?! I'm gonna just start dumping my pics folder, and see if I strike gold.

[–]PassionateFlatulence 12 points13 points ago

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do it!! theres a chance many of us haven't seen it yet. god speed, and stop shitting in our cereal

[–]a_wild_tauros 5 points6 points ago

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Woah timing must be absolutely crucial when posting: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/l7cj1/my_new_favorite_venn_diagram/

[–]to0muchfreetime 5 points6 points ago

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Saw title.

"It's the platypus-keytar one."

Opened.

Upvoted.

[–]Flipopapotamus 1 point2 points ago

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Psyduck duck duck

[–]tcmux 1 point2 points ago

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This on a T-Shirt would be amazing.

[–]Qonold 1 point2 points ago

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I knew what the picture was going to be before I even opened it.

I should get off the internet sometime soon.

[–]Guustaaf 1 point2 points ago

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Coincidentally relevant recent video from one of Holland's most famous piano players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5p_vI8-U88

[–]JackCraic 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I read "My Favourite Venn Diagram" I immediately thought, "I'm going to post that one with the platypus playing a key-tar, there's no way the one this guy is posting is better than that".

[–]TLUL 1 point2 points ago

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I MOUNT MY PLATYPUS!

[–]SuperStepside 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant Bear+deer=beer

[–]dreamtheater251 1 point2 points ago

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Platypus ∈ Duck ∪ Beaver

[–]FinalCutPro 1 point2 points ago

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If this wasn't an Urban Outfitter's shirt already, it is now.

[–]grandoiseau 1 point2 points ago

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old

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

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Probably my least favorite repost

[–]JDst4r 1 point2 points ago

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nice

[–]jasetroncs 1 point2 points ago

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oh, platypus, you WOULD play a keytar!

[–]ContentCaribou 1 point2 points ago

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I COULD HAVE GOTTEN LINK KARMA FOR THIS!?

[–]ZeroAce1819 1 point2 points ago

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I think I have to submit this to threadless

[–]PDXracer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ArthurTrollington 1 point2 points ago

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This is incorrect. Billie Jean should be a subset of "A girl who claims [sic] that I am the one".

[–]PDXracer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PDXracer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zimyver 1 point2 points ago

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Also male Platypus are venomous.

[–]Nefilim777 1 point2 points ago

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I actually laughed out loud at that.

[–]kkania 3 points4 points ago

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I've had a shit day. This makes me happy.

[–]mrm3x1can 1 point2 points ago

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Even when I'm this early to a front page thread, I'll never any comment karma. Why bother...

[–]Xeon06 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I got that in stages. At first I was like okay cool the animals. Then oh look the colors work too. And finally oh wow the instruments too.

[–]mulattolibido 1 point2 points ago

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I always wondered when this would come back up. It has to have been over a year ago I purchased this shirt. People still like it, though. I think I like my dethklok shirt better.

[–]Panabag -1 points0 points ago

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[–]FruitistaFreeze 0 points1 point ago

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What a quack!

[–]AmazingJohnny 0 points1 point ago

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my friend had this shirt 2 years ago

[–]lancepants42 4 points5 points ago

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And it's made the frontpage every month since then.

[–]amagzz 0 points1 point ago

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How do I make this a poster...

[–]MADBARZ 0 points1 point ago

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I want a poster of this.

[–]greencurryblackmetal 1 point2 points ago

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Here's what you do: * Take the image on a flash drive to your local Kinko's or equivalent. (Don't tell them the image is copyrighted!) * Ask the employee to print the image at a size that you agree upon with the employee, who will list to you a variety of sizes. Mention that you want it on whatever type of paper you prefer. You know, matte, glossy or whatever. * Receive poster from said employee. * Pay for your poster. * Take your poster home.

[–]alextonne 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly don't get it, but yet I approve

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

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[–]iamthespoke 0 points1 point ago

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Might wanna add VENOM

[–]as_a_black_guy 0 points1 point ago

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That's goddamn genius.The next time anyone questions anything, show them this.

[–]st3x 0 points1 point ago

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i need this on a shirt... NOW!

[–]GeorgeJung 0 points1 point ago

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you need a rattlesnake in there

[–]bboytriple7 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Some-Mist 0 points1 point ago

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for some reason I read it as van dammeagram...to my disappointment there's no jean claude to be found :[

[–]gamerholic 0 points1 point ago

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Sense, it makes.

[–]connerlewis 0 points1 point ago

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i knew what it was going to be before i even opened it.

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a keytar?

[–]BoneHeadJones 0 points1 point ago

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Where do you put the scorpion? You know, for the incredibly painful poison.

[–]Kurpels 0 points1 point ago

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New tattoo idea. Check.

[–]SophisticatedApe 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh oo aah oh ahh oh AHH AHHHHH OOOOHH AHH AH

[–]Bishma 0 points1 point ago

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As a biologist and diagram lover I have a problem with this. As a dweeb I LOVE it!

[–]dangolo 0 points1 point ago

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Spoiler: the platypus is also venomous. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

[–]merchantmariner 0 points1 point ago

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Right side related: Does anyone have the post of the duck hunt T-shirt with the duck holding the gun to the dog's head... I cant find it for the life of me.

[–]scatteringparameters 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy this poster?

[–]needformadness 0 points1 point ago

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jskdjgkoisgxg

[–]Maxplatypus 0 points1 point ago

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Its like looking into a mirror

[–]powerpenguin 0 points1 point ago

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If I'm not mistaken, that's a Yamaha SHS-10.

[–]neren 1 point2 points ago

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I have one :)

[–]draiz830 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to hate you but I lol'd hard

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was ready to hate this, but then awesomeness washed over me. Also, I'd like to hear that band!

[–]duffkitty 0 points1 point ago

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Just so you all know, this is my new Android wallpaper.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A Beaverbilled Duckey?

[–]mwlinden 0 points1 point ago

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[–]newtointernet 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rosetta_Stoned88 0 points1 point ago

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One of my buddies has that on a tshirt!!

[–]Thenakedknitter 0 points1 point ago

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I'm teaching Venn diagrams tomorrow, the kids will love this!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is my new wallpaper. Thank you!

[–]MrImToo 0 points1 point ago*

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I'm too beaver to play piano.

My favorite Venn Diagram!

[–]lou_dog 0 points1 point ago

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officially blew my fucking mind

[–]sirket 0 points1 point ago

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Even better Venn Diagram:

http://imgur.com/nHZg7

[–]mastablaze 0 points1 point ago

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This was my old desktop wallpaper! awesome pic.

[–]andthelma 0 points1 point ago

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The platypus looks so damned pleased.

[–]grivad 0 points1 point ago

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As an Oregon State alum and an Oregon fan, this is especially awesome and one of my favorites too. I want it on a t-shirt so bad!

[–]oingoboingorama 0 points1 point ago

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[–]alexthehut[!] 0 points1 point ago

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This gets to the front page Every Damn Time.

[–]stylinghead 0 points1 point ago

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i own that keytar. it is a yamaha shs. fun to play funner to circuit bend.

[–]FSMCA 0 points1 point ago

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Need to add a kangaroo in that, they are also marsupials, and maybe a lion fish because of the venom.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now I know the secrets of the universe.

[–]Jackle13 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, look! It's a platypus playing a git-board!

[–]channelledcontrol 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HighScoreBitch 0 points1 point ago

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This should seriously be a t-shirt...

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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Something tells me a Oregonian created that Venn Diagram.

[–]trip_fontaine23 0 points1 point ago

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so thats how psyduck evolved

[–]WINZOW 0 points1 point ago

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Pardon me if I'm wrong but I think venn's need a 3rd cricle. Not a problem because you can just add a poisonous snake to the top.

[–]targetdog88 0 points1 point ago

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That would make a great shirt!

[–]csgoodri 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure I see the relevance of the Keytar

[–]TurtlePilot 0 points1 point ago

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threadless. i saw this shirt a while back and almost bought it. didnt even understand it was a venn diagram til now :D

[–]XCraig 0 points1 point ago

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Uhhh you guys? Beaver + Duck = Kangaroodle. Google it, it's science.

[–]unzercharlie 0 points1 point ago

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I love when a repost becomes due. You click it, realize you should have known it would be that, and you nod quietly.

[–]Vehnn 0 points1 point ago

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That's my kinda diagram

[–]CocoaBeans 0 points1 point ago

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I wear this shirt all the time and I look way funnier because of it. Fuck yeah.

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I mount my platypus!

[–]taylorjes 0 points1 point ago

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good

[–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point ago

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The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."

[–]BigNastyNutella 0 points1 point ago

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LAUGHED UNTIL THE PEE PEE CAME