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[–]ALargeDingo 155 points156 points ago

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Impossible to watch this without hearing the jumping noise.

[–]Ginger_ThrowAway 56 points57 points ago

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Unless you're deaf.

[–]iaman00b 39 points40 points ago

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Looked up briefly to see if your name is Debby Downer.

[–]JonEQuest 63 points64 points ago

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Instead, his name is just redundant.

[–]TheThingy 7 points8 points ago

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My name is gullible

[–]TokiBumblebee 13 points14 points ago

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No it's not. I checked.

[–]Ginger_ThrowAway 12 points13 points ago

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[–]ragedredditer 0 points1 point ago

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:D I'm almost deaf!

[–]jaredbeach 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly! I heard wer urr wer ur wer ur whiiin.wrrrrrrrrrr.

[–]garbobjee 4 points5 points ago

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bwoonsa bwoonsa bwoonsa bwoonsa bwoonsa bweeeeeeeran..... ting

[–]texstralian 102 points103 points ago

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This costumes violates the 1st two laws of Halloween costumes:

  1. Never wear a costume that inhibits drinking.
  2. Never wear a costume that inhibits peeing.

[–]whosdamike 99 points100 points ago

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3. A costume must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

[–]MastersInDisasters 19 points20 points ago

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  1. Must not be able to be lit on fire and turn you into a human torch.

[–]caspertheholyghost 15 points16 points ago

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Unless you are the human torch.

[–]ronfromcny 5 points6 points ago

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Let's make that the zeroth law.

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[–]NotReasky 3 points4 points ago

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I am Zeroth, fear me!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Check the laws of Thermodynamics. There is indeed a zeroth law.

[–]Wazowski -4 points-3 points ago

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I wonder how many people recognize the reference to that Will Smith movie.

[–]BoggleHead 36 points37 points ago

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Or that Isaac Asimov book?

[–]Wazowski 16 points17 points ago

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The what?

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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"Book." It's kinda like a movie in really long tweet format.

[–]Wazowski 18 points19 points ago

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Sounds like it needs a tl;dr.

[–]killwhale2010 6 points7 points ago

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[–]WatchYourTone 0 points1 point ago

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That's the trailer.

[–]richf2001 -1 points0 points ago

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Earth is dead and f's are written backwards.

[–]jipijipijipi 0 points1 point ago

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The collective woosh is deafening...

[–]Lawsuitup 2 points3 points ago

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I, Robot is a great book.

[–]dregan 10 points11 points ago

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I hate you so much.

[–]rallion 6 points7 points ago

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I'm wondering what the split is on the people downvoting you. How many don't get that you were joking, and how many just really hated that joke?

[–]Wazowski 10 points11 points ago

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No matter. I relish the feeling of being controversial.

Look at me! I'm edgy.

[–]whosdamike 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I was going to upvote you, but now I don't know what to do.

[–]Wazowski 4 points5 points ago

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Find another redditor and make a pact. One of you downvotes while the other upvotes.

[–]Lawsuitup 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, I cant believe how many people didnt realize that this is a reference to I am Legend.

[–]pifarm 4 points5 points ago

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Naw man he was clearly talking about that movie the shawshank redemption

[–]ALL_CAPS 0 points1 point ago

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He eventually broke the third law when the West became truly wild wild.

[–]spesic 7 points8 points ago

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You just broke the prime directive of novelty accounts! ಠ_ಠ

[–]pancaker 0 points1 point ago

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Or inhibits walking? Anyway, you should also put a light in the top, make it a fully functional lamp costume. Minds will be blown.

[–]redmeanshelp 0 points1 point ago

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I can think of several ways that both of these rules could be maintained.

[–]railmaniac 0 points1 point ago

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Also, walking.

[–]bencanfield 40 points41 points ago

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It's called Luxo Jr.

[–]SkyHawkMkIV 6 points7 points ago

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Whoops, I posted almost the exact same comment before I saw yours :P

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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If there is anything that reddit hates, its reposts.

[–]IYKWIM_AITYD 1 point2 points ago

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Dingdingdingdingding! We have a winnah!

Now do Red's Dream.

[–]tomchuk 0 points1 point ago

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Next, Tin Toy.

[–]charliehorse55 17 points18 points ago

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If you look closely, the two halves of the foot pedestal are separated. He held his feet together in the gif, but he could still walk around relatively easily by pulling his feet apart.

[–]ANZACATTACK 3 points4 points ago

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Nice spotting. Here I was thinking there is no way I would be fit enough to wear that costume. That's speaking as a hopping mad Australian too.

[–]mach_kernel 1 point2 points ago

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You've inspired me.

[–]GWEEDOspeedo 4 points5 points ago

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Now THIS is following your dreams.

[–]nickybigboots 10 points11 points ago

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That is some weapons-grade nightmare fuel.

[–]deusexlacuna 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, I thought I was the only one. I never thought how creepy the motion actually is until you see a human doing it.

[–]splaticus 21 points22 points ago

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This is already on the front page >_>

[–]myinnervoice 37 points38 points ago

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Never heard of /r/gifs.

Just because something is on your front page, doesn't mean it's on mine.

[–]a_wild_tauros 11 points12 points ago

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I think his point is that the OP should have gave credit. (if that is where he found the image of course)

[–]beadyox[!] 2 points3 points ago

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reddit.com/r/all

[–]myinnervoice 11 points12 points ago

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Why on earth would I do that?

I've spent plenty of time adding and removing subreddits so I see what I want to see (though why I'm still subscribed to r/funny and r/pics, I don't know)

[–]Pryach 0 points1 point ago

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Get Reddit Enhancement Suite and you can use /r/all and filter out subreddits you don't want.

[–]ReverendSinatra 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed, my reddit experience was vastly improved when I removed /r/trees

[–]myinnervoice 0 points1 point ago

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Been using it for ages, but I don't want to see everything, which is why I only subscribe to subs I actually care about.

I use Alien Blue on my phone, and would rather it mirrored what I get on my desktop.

Thanks for the tip though :)

[–]minche 4 points5 points ago

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you mean /r/gaming & /r/minecraft spiced with /r/politics?

pass!

[–]Obviouslydoesntgetit 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but that's the best costume ever, and this is not the most practical Halloween costume.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As is this....

[–]boogersonsteve 0 points1 point ago

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this one was posted first, though. what's the issue?

[–]VelocitySteve 2 points3 points ago

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I was really hoping it would light up at the end.

[–]CBlitz 2 points3 points ago

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.. My mind played the jumping noise in my head. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Turdilton 2 points3 points ago

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hahaha everytime i watch that, I imagine the squeaking noises it makes

[–]Oddish 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who else could hear the squeaks in their head?

[–]IllThinkOfOneLater 1 point2 points ago

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Last frame is begging for the "deal with it" caption.

[–]soupypsouperson 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the little butt shake the lamp does?! I found myself not only making the jumping noise in my head, but then also waiting for the little jingle bell.

[–]serasuna[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Here's Luxo Jr in his debut!

[–]Fig1024 1 point2 points ago

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I think this would scare the shit out of kids at night

[–]eric22vhs 1 point2 points ago

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I have lots of respect for those willing to go through with the awesome, but impractical halloween costumes in order to entertain others at the expense of not being able to fully enjoy a party. It's a sacrifice I'm just not willing to make.

[–]hubilation 1 point2 points ago

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I've done this before. I make my appearance and then take off the necessary parts to enjoy the party.

You've gotta show up late though, you don't want to be the first one there and then take your shit off and have everyone asking you what the hell you're supposed to be,

[–]GameRager 1 point2 points ago

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Next year he can paint it and be the lamp from Brave Little Toaster!!

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

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is this mildly horrifying to anyone else?

[–]al343806 1 point2 points ago

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That is the thing of nightmares my friend.

[–]letoasted 1 point2 points ago

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I think you mean Sexy Pixar Lamp.

[–]wobbals 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cindydude 1 point2 points ago

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I feared for my life when you turned at me.

[–]Cluwne 1 point2 points ago

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That is officially the most original costume I've seen in my life. KUDOS!

[–]melancholyflower 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE LAMP

[–]WinterInJapan 1 point2 points ago

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But damn if its not the coolest.

[–]rhythmsynthesis 1 point2 points ago

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this is absolutely fantastic!! i love it!! :D

[–]carlEdwards 1 point2 points ago

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Very innovative!

[–]DJive 1 point2 points ago

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I can understand people downvoting links or topics they don't agree with. but this? no idea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not practical, but entirely awesome!

[–]Twigkid 0 points1 point ago

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Certainly don't see one of these everyday.

[–]DingDongSeven 0 points1 point ago

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We need to have Isabella Rosellini run into the shot, dressed as a prawn, jelly-fish, or a pygmy hippo, and attempt to have sexual intercourse with it (while describing the interactions in your standard vaccadoodle Swedish/Italian accent).

[–]Milieunairess 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty good if you're a designated driver though. Not a costume designed for drinking a lot.

[–]nick041 0 points1 point ago

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Practical, no. Fucking awesome, fucking a!

[–]old_english_guy 0 points1 point ago

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Didst not I see this exact image [here?](www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/lgjuo/best_costume_ever/) Also on ye front page no less..

[–]flatulantbanana 0 points1 point ago

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The lamp looks at you like: WHAT JOO LOOKIN' AT?

[–]jerrycasto 0 points1 point ago

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Let's hope his kid isn't the "I" ...

[–]Scarjaka 0 points1 point ago

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Deja vu, wtf?

[–]decimetar 0 points1 point ago

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This is absolutely pathetic!

[–]Otagraf 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I've been on that porch before, in Annandale Virginia.

[–]Russz 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds legit.

[–]ragedredditer 0 points1 point ago

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This is (hands down) the best costume I have ever seen in my entire life! Now I want to be the Pixar Lamp... :P

[–]SkullKid81 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JetCentral 0 points1 point ago

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win

[–]opusinwub 0 points1 point ago

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I said out loud, "That is fucking stupid." To be fair, I was laughing pretty hard while saying so.

[–]itsjaximus 0 points1 point ago

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This is so fail, yet so win at the same time.

[–]uncdavo32 -1 points0 points ago

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upvote for you, sir.

[–]Astrotard-Jones -1 points0 points ago

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Seeing that I know that someone's getting raped.