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[–]Scarfall -3 points-2 points ago

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I came here to say that, exactly that.

[–]curvy_lady_92 -2 points-1 points ago

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Same here. Damn you adenin for stealing my quote! shakes fist angrily Fine. Have my upvote.

[–]husak 5 points6 points ago

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I won't even feed myself that shit

[–]mrmellow -3 points-2 points ago

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don't blame fastfood. blame high fructose corn syrup. you're one of millions who were fed a line of bs

[–]husak 3 points4 points ago

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what am I blaming fast food for?

[–]VThokie14[S] 5 points6 points ago

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being so cheap and delicious...

[–]bitch_im_a_lion -2 points-1 points ago

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I believe there's more saturated fats in burgers rather than corn syrup.

[–]mynameisleo 1 point2 points ago

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these guys were obviously very high and thought this would be funny as fuck

[–]marz0101 1 point2 points ago

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Cats love hamburgers - FACT

[–]inthrees 0 points1 point ago

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Low-rider cat wants noms.

[–]stuhfoo 0 points1 point ago

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isn't that really bad for your cat?

[–]sandandpomp -1 points0 points ago

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I don't care how cute it is, I never share fast food with anyone.

[–]Crumps_brother -1 points0 points ago

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I'd rather see a cow eat a cat