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superheroes are not online (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DarthContinent 40 points41 points ago

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Bullshit, the Hulk would never use the "ing" gerund.

[–]vjmurphy 8 points9 points ago

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It would be funnier if Wolverine was surfing one-handed with the "Snikt" coming from the other hidden hand.

[–]ol_hickory 12 points13 points ago

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Also, there's nothing Superman needs to Google that he couldn't just fly there and find out faster than he types.

[–]TheNr24 6 points7 points ago

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I do wonder how many words/minute he could get though.

[–]ktowncanada 11 points12 points ago

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Not enough to beat flash.

[–]filthgrinder 7 points8 points ago

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Flash is faster than Superman in running. Not much else.

[–]Johnofthewest 21 points22 points ago

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Also Flash doesn't work on iPads.

[–]IceBlue 6 points7 points ago

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He's faster than Superman at everything he is physically capable of doing, like eating, moving his arms, punching, etc. His run speed is faster than Superman's flight speed, too.

[–]Daegs 37 points38 points ago

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This is stupid because The Human Torch and Wolverine have control of their powers, Spiderman likewise can control his touch(or just get a touchscreen, hello).

Hulk would only blog as Banner, Hulk wouldn't have any motivation to use a computer.

Geez if you are going to try to be funny at least make it more realistic.

[–]Andrikas 3 points4 points ago

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I thought I was the only one.. Also, Hulk's in hulk mode if he's mad already.. So yeah .. no motivation to use it..

[–]throweraccount 1 point2 points ago

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The internal nerd in me says "Super Hulk is a combination of all the Hulk personas and is not constantly mad and bashing things, he is quite intelligent."

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Super Hulk is a nasty bastard. Ten steps away from become Maestro.

[–]spif 9 points10 points ago

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The pedantic nerd in me wants to upvote you. The grownup in me says "it's just a webcomic, if you don't like it then just downvote and move on".

[–]Daegs 2 points3 points ago

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So upvote it is then.

[–]Isunova 2 points3 points ago

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C'mon, it's just a comic. I found it hilarious.

[–]throweraccount 0 points1 point ago

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They should have used Havok accidentally slicing the laptop in half. Hulk as Banner seeing Friday music video the first time and smashing laptop as Hulk. Cyclops trying to see some really small text by looking closer and taking his glasses off accidentally Optic blasting his screen. And Superman pushing his finger through the keyboard trying to respond to the Billionth "Save my Cat in the tree." request.

[–]Fenris82 5 points6 points ago

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Not to mention the constant hard drive wipes that Magneto has to contend with...

[–]Tretyal 3 points4 points ago

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I can only imagine what would happen when the Hulk gets trolled.

Troll: "LOLOLOL U MAD BRO?"

WWWWWAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! and then the world ends.

[–]filmfiend999 1 point2 points ago

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I see superheroes posting on Reddit every day.

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 2 points3 points ago

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Really? Like who?

[–]oogew 1 point2 points ago

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This is fake because the Human Torch is dead. /nerd

[–]dlistblogger 3 points4 points ago

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Whats Batman's excuse?

[–]DaveDrevello 16 points17 points ago

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Doesn't Batman have a giant ass computer in the Batcave?

[–]Epifil 8 points9 points ago

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4chan kept telling him he has no parents

[–]scylus 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit, 4chan!

[–]GiantSquidd 6 points7 points ago

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He doesn't feel like it. Are you gonna argue with the goddamn Batman?

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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They Don't have the guts to do that..

[–]filthgrinder 4 points5 points ago

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His reflection from the screen scares him.

[–]el_chupacupcake 2 points3 points ago

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He makes Oracle do it.

[–]alexanderpas 2 points3 points ago

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not connected to the internet anymore since robin kept on using foursquare

[–]Aerik 0 points1 point ago

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his parents are DEEEEEEEAD!

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing.

[–]Henry132 0 points1 point ago

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Wolverine reminded me of this: Watch 'till the end

[–]Moose459 0 points1 point ago

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Just as hard for wonder woman, she has an invisible computer

[–]GeorgePukas 0 points1 point ago

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I want one of those comic-keyboards like spiderman has in the pic.

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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Hey.

[–]bleunoir83 0 points1 point ago

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SNIKT!

[–]StochasticOoze -1 points0 points ago

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The guy in the lower right is... pumpkinhead?

[–]gamerholic -1 points0 points ago

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They forgot wonder woman trying to use her ipad! ZIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinG!!

[–]gamerholic -3 points-2 points ago

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omg you so funny!!!

[–]gamerholic -2 points-1 points ago

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Thanks self!..... Forever alone..

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