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[–]InTheZone1 1079 points1080 points ago

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Former Rio De Janeiro police officer Bruno Schorcht

Another source

During a protest in the metropolitan area of Rio De Janeiro police officer Bruno Schorcht pepper sprayed innocent protesters and even women and children! It was caught on photos and camera so the evidence is clear enough. He was spraying the pepper spray directly into the eyes of waiter Rezende Gustavo Barreto that now has to use sunglasses even at night because it’s so inflamed and damaged. The police officer got departed immediately by the general commander of the Military Police, Colonel Mario Sergio Duarte.

[–]imaunitard 784 points785 points ago

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now has to use sunglasses even at night

I'm guessing not as great as that song made it seem.

[–]pointman_joey 96 points97 points ago

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My vision is augmented.

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 77 points78 points ago

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fuckin augs

[–]loopb 50 points51 points ago

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She didn't ask for this.

[–]Strmtrper6 10 points11 points ago

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I think the waiter was a guy.

[–]8hobo8 3 points4 points ago

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Just when I was looking for a "My vision is augmented." comment, I found one. Upvote, good sir.

[–]entropikone 435 points436 points ago

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I WEAR MY PERSCRIIIIIPTION GLASSES AT NIIIIGHT

[–]CitizenPremier 322 points323 points ago

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SO I CAN KEEP TRACK OF THE RASHES ON MY EYES

[–]enphaux 189 points190 points ago

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the police office got departed immediately

So, he was murdered a la Scorsese, or he was fired?

[–]cunha00 55 points56 points ago

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They moved him to another police station. But he is being prosecuted and he lost his promotion from capitain to major, that would have hapenned for now. Probably there wont be more than that. But at least he was not let totally unpunished. Brazilian law requires a due process to fire a policeman. It's good because it gives more independence from politicians, but this is the shitty part of it.

[–]hassium 56 points57 points ago

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if you must know, they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

[–]InTheZone1 35 points36 points ago

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Wrong movie?

[–]DasKrabben 60 points61 points ago

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To infinity ... and beyond!

[–]aszl3j 86 points87 points ago

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Funny, seems like Brazil has a much quicker and direct process for getting rid of corrupt cops who were caught red handed.

[–]cresur 55 points56 points ago

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Yes, but only when it hits the news.

[–]aszl3j 50 points51 points ago

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Right, but in the US, they get "investigated" when there is public outrage, and then nothing happens.

[–]noshoesnoshirt 29 points30 points ago

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Something usually happens. The bad cops get time off with pay, the poor bastards.

[–]aszl3j 21 points22 points ago

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THREE DAY SUSPENSION WITH PAY, Ramirez! Now think about what you have done!

Oh, and here is a medal for that shootout with the old granny.

That's what she gets for shooting at strange men during a no-knock raid at 3am!

[–]robertgentel 22 points23 points ago

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Not really. They have much worse police than the US does and a lot more tolerance for corrupt cops (because the people hate the violent criminals and want their cops to be "tough" on crime).

[–]Fegenbo 327 points328 points ago

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and even women and children!

Kinda dislike that it implies that women shouldn't get peppersprayed for stepping out of line.

Children I get, but an adult regardless of gender, no.

[–]callmesuspect 59 points60 points ago

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The subtle sexism under the guise of protection. People don't understand that while they may have good intentions when doing this, it ultimately ends up hurting gender equality over all. If my child is a boy, I will not tell him to not hit girls, though hopefully he won't be hitting anyone.

[–]kulgan 124 points125 points ago

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Pepper spray should not be used punitively, in my humble opinion. It should be used to subdue someone who is threatening the well-being of the police, or someone the police are trying to protect, if it is the best option. Most women are not terribly threatening to most male police officers.

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points ago*

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Most women are not terribly threatening to most male police officers.

Hahahahaaa...I see you've never had to arrest or subdue an angry adult female :)

Edit: Citations/Examples:

http://youtu.be/ZfdTbNDpVfc

http://youtu.be/feJ0zOiv6ts

http://youtu.be/pGrBr3QTkFU

[–]theconversationalist 42 points43 points ago

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I can confirm angry adult females are some shit to deal with... scary shit.

[–]thedurka 91 points92 points ago

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As a man who has been attacked by a woman, let me tell you, they are vicious. The whole idea that men shouldn't be afraid of women is complete bullshit, anyone with enough anger/alcohol in their system can fuck up your day regardless of gender.

Also, doesn't help that I'm 120 pounds and consist mostly of bones and sarcasm.

[–]Paublo1 8 points9 points ago

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Have being a role player for Home Land Security I had a student who lost three fingers to a women who bit them off through his glove. Girls are no joke for sure.

[–]guymandude 17 points18 points ago

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The problem with this is that the average cop could easily subdue the average female criminal but it would take methods that would be controversial. Trying to subdue a female by doing the least amount of damage to her and keeping all the bullshit you could get hit for in mind (sexual abuse, brutality, excessive force, etc.) is hard. If I was a cop and needed to subdue some crazy woman and was having trouble because trying to hold her arms and keep her from hurting me as I try not to hurt her is very difficult I would just clock her in the face or something and I would be on the frontpage of reddit the next day with 100K people calling for my head.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yup, precisely, which is why you see a lot of cops resorting to pepper spray and tasers when dealing with females, because if they did to them what they'd do to a male suspect under the same circumstances, they'd catch even more shit.

[–]Sarstan 24 points25 points ago

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If you really think women generally are not a threat, you're gravely mistaken and there's millions of men that are victims of domestic abuse that would like to have a word with you.

[–]kulgan 6 points7 points ago

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My point got muddled sorry. That last sentence was unnecessary and distracting from the point.

Back to your point.

  1. Most male police officers should be able to take down and subdue most females, as the odds are they are bigger, stronger, and better trained. Key point being the last one, but the first two are important. This clearly doesn't apply universally, there are small police officers and highly trained women.

  2. Millions? I don't doubt for a second that that sort of thing happens, but millions seems out of proportion to me. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'd love to see a citation.

[–]Kodiak_Marmoset 7 points8 points ago

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Here's an overview of a study by Harvard Med School. To quote:

When the violence was one-sided, both women and men said that women were the perpetrators about 70% of the time.

[–]grahvity 11 points12 points ago

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Hold on. Enhance.

[–]aspired1 2 points3 points ago

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Dang skeeters!

[–]Theophagist 3 points4 points ago

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epper spray should not be used punitively,

Police should do nothing punitively, that's not their job.

[–]kcg5 8 points9 points ago

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I think if you spoke with a police officer, you might change your tune..

[–]Wapiti-eater 28 points29 points ago

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Sadly, your opinion doesn't line up with many department's protocols.

Pepper spray is a "compliance" tool. You don't do as you're told - get sprayed. Still don't do as you're told or out of spray range - Tazed.

If you're a threat to the well-being of an officer or someone else - you'll likely get shot. Nothing like a high velocity dose of lead to induce compliance.

"You have the right to remain dead..."

Yea - that's VERY generalized and there's a lot of particulars at play. Point is - threats usually aren't responded to with 'compliance' tools.

[–]paniq 46 points47 points ago

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Cops are compliance tools.

[–]to_string_david 10 points11 points ago

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not suppose to be a compliance tool, meant to defend against immediate threat. so now instead of using your gun and do a shit load of paperwork, you now use OC spray or tazer and do less paperwork. Not to mention a significant reduced chance of death.

there's a difference between someone not listening and someone fighting you.

now to play devils advocate, women are just as dangerous.

[–]boredpatrol 6 points7 points ago*

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not suppose to be a compliance tool

OC is a compliance tool in Canada. The RCMP's Incident Management/Intervention Model lays out a framework for the use of force in the line of duty that is often the basis for the use of force policies of other government or private law enforcement agencies in Canada. Intermediate weapons (such as OC spray) are suitable for situations involving actively resistant subjects. They define active resistance as:

The subject uses non-assaultive physical action to resist, or while resisting an officer’s lawful direction. Examples would include pulling away to prevent or escape control, or overt movements such as walking away from an officer. Running away is another example of active resistance.

OC is explicitly used as a tool for comliance in such a situation.

Edit: Clarified my first sentence.

[–]tante_ernestborgnine 5 points6 points ago

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Makes me think of a Brian Reagan routine something like:

"My opponent wants to Tazer 7 year olds!"

"I meant as a worst case scenario!"

[–]lovimoment 6 points7 points ago

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I think the point when people say that is that women are supposedly less threatening. And I have to say that in the macho cultures of South America, that perception is still quite strong. It's considered cowardly to attack a woman aggressively - the idea being that you're just being mean, there's no way it's necessary for self-defense.

[–]neeto85 3 points4 points ago

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But what about jail time? I think pepper spraying kids deserves more that just getting fired. If a civilian did this, they'd be in jail. If you're trusted to serve and protect and do this, you belong in jail for a very long time.

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 2266 points2267 points ago

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Before any reflexive US bashing starts, just like to point out that this happened in Brazil.

[–]Bedeone 3292 points3293 points ago

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So US cops are brutalizing people outside of their jurisdiction now?

[–][deleted] 1659 points1660 points ago

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Yes, this is a hot, controversial issue and as a redditor, it is my duty to care about it for the next 3 minutes.

[–]Trip_McNeely 1306 points1307 points ago

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Annnndddd time. Oh look, a kitty cat is doing an AMA!!!

[–]theshinepolicy 858 points859 points ago

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still needs verification....STEP UP YOUR GAME MODS

[–]Awful_Antagonist 337 points338 points ago

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Did we ever get that Dog AMA? I've been waiting for that for months now.

[–]KalisNA 546 points547 points ago

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I know him! Let me see if I can get him on the phone

[–]TheNr24 220 points221 points ago

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[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 90 points91 points ago

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Did you guys just... summarize Reddit entirely in 8 sentences?

[–]wewtaco 132 points133 points ago

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Let's see...

Picture with no context? ✔

Top comment bringing some context? ✔

Sarcastic comment? ✔

Novelty account making a joke? ✔

Talking about AMA? ✔

Kittens? ✔

Criticizing mods? ✔

Complaining about false promises? ✔

Captioned picture of animal? ✔

I think that about covers it. Just add something about Wall Street and something about Valve and I think that's it.

[–]KingDank420 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck me I wanted that god damned ama...oh wait look a watermelon carving...what where my problems again?

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[–]BonePwns13 2 points3 points ago

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I love how all redditors apparently have a stockpile of dog-on-the-phone pictures.

[–]ramotsky 21 points22 points ago*

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Jerry Maguire reply

EDIT:Spelling

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points ago

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Is that in dog months, or regular months?

[–]shutyourgob[!] 15 points16 points ago

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What happened with that hard drive sewn inside the laptop case?

[–]Awful_Antagonist 16 points17 points ago

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Is there a subreddit for unresolved issues? Because I think one is in order.

[–]fashionrobot 18 points19 points ago

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We can call it the X-Reddit

[–]TheNr24 12 points13 points ago

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[–]LucaSabu 6 points7 points ago

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r/dovic, but it has last been updated 10 days ago.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 2 points3 points ago

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I don't really have any idea what this is, and am too lazy to actually read through it, Urban Dictionary was less than helpful

[–]ThisAMAisFake 86 points87 points ago

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NAW FUCK THAT SHIT. THAT CAT IS A FAKE! EVERYONE FIND OUT HIS PERSONAL INFO AND LETS HARASS HIM!

TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING FAKE AMA'S AND GETTING UNDESERVED LINK KARMA WHICH THEY THEN SPEND AT THE REDDIT KARMA STORE. THEY ARE GAMING YOU REDDIT!

[–]I_Jump2conclusions 17 points18 points ago

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Got my upvote from saying, "reddit karma store,".....Now go and buy yourself something nice

[–]poorly_timed_gimli 99 points100 points ago

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AND MY AXE!

[–]igrekov 42 points43 points ago

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This doesn't get old for you?

[–]pgpgpg 28 points29 points ago

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It's like your buddy that only knows one joke.

[–]nakatomi_plaza 29 points30 points ago

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And only has one axe.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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HOLY FUCK WHERE I JUST REMEMBERED I FUCKING LOVE CATS

[–]UseThe4s 38 points39 points ago

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3 minutes?! Hey everyone, this guy's got a long attention span!

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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yeah well at least my HOT, NERDY GIRLFRIEND appreciates that I can attentively take care of her needs after fulfilling my own.

[–]nowonmai 17 points18 points ago

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HEY! THIS GUY'S GOT A... oh what's the use?

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 205 points206 points ago*

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It was a super secret squad consisting of NYPD officers, israeli settlers, a few women who fake rape accusations, the cast of the big bang theory, and chad kroeger. After they finished, they confiscated a cancer patient's marijuana and went to crash a pro-bacon-evolution rally full of 99% anti-war protesters and kittens. Also the squad is sponsored by Edison and the RIAA.

[–]Bedeone 35 points36 points ago

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[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 64 points65 points ago

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No, these are Brazilian cops.

[–]Bedeone 29 points30 points ago

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I was about to flame you man...

| | this close...

[–]Olukon 24 points25 points ago

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Tony Bologna and his crew flew down to Brazil for the winter.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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pretty soon the US is going to be pepper spraying children with remotely controlled drones...

[–]MuleSkinner 17 points18 points ago

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In the meantime we have to settle for killing them, with remotely controlled drones.

[–]umlaut 18 points19 points ago

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Fucking NYPD caused apartheid

[–]a_wild_JEW_appears 104 points105 points ago

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Thank god. For a second there I thought that something atrocious had happened.

[–]drunk_otter 8 points9 points ago

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Again with the holocaust?

[–]serrit 12 points13 points ago

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Before any cop bashing starts, I'd like to mention that it's hot out and this is ice-water spray.

[–]free_range_human 73 points74 points ago

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This picture doesn't tell the whole story. We need to see the video of 10 minutes prior to this, to see if this child really deserved it.

[–]determinista 32 points33 points ago

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We can never be sure. The cop probably struck preemptively because the child would deserve it eventually. You have to give the cop the benefit of doubt here.

/s

[–]JoshSN 5 points6 points ago

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I'm outraged! I don't care what that child could have done, the law is the law, and pepper spray is your right!

[–]anexanhume 182 points183 points ago

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But but black people. That doesn't fit my per-conceived notion.

[–]AddisonH 115 points116 points ago

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Yeah this is pretty racist.

Not all cops are white.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 91 points92 points ago

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Brazil was the last Western country to abolish slavery, and mixed race or full "black" people make up about 50% of Brazil's population.

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[–]truthie 5 points6 points ago

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preconceived

[–]magister0 13 points14 points ago

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Also, it's a really old picture

[–]MustStopMasturbating 27 points28 points ago

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It doesn't matter. We will just end up comparing the shittiness of Brazil to the shittiness of the US anyway.

[–]IDKFA_IDDQD 22 points23 points ago

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Oh, well, carry on then.

[–]handburglar 8 points9 points ago

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I REMEMBER THOSE CODES.

[–]IronDiggy 19 points20 points ago

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Can I still hate cops in general? At least the stereotypical bad ones?

[–]woocheese 8 points9 points ago

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Then this is nothing in comparison to the other shit that goes on, I remember watching a documentary on Sao Paulo where a car jacker is arrested then taken behind a car and shot to death by the police.

[–]goodizzle 9 points10 points ago

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Still! Poor kid. :[

[–]john_rage 680 points681 points ago

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Wow. What's really sad is that it looks like he's doing it as if it's an after thought, like he was on his way out and thought, "whoops, forgot one!"

[–]SpudgeBoy 40 points41 points ago

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Yeah, it looks like he is in the same mode he would be in if he was spraying her with Silly String.

[–]Frothyleet 29 points30 points ago

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"Oh fuck, this isn't silly string! I hope nobody is taking a picture of this, I'll look like a giant asshole instead of a fun-uncle-style cop!"

[–]TsunamiMommy 441 points442 points ago

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I applaud that man for his thoroughness.

[–]frickindeal 94 points95 points ago

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He surely deserves a raise and a commendation for bravery. Did you see how close that kid was? Kids are dangerous.

[–]sharkiest 44 points45 points ago

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They don't call 'em anklebiters for nothing.

[–]MisterLogic 336 points337 points ago

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"We've secretly replaced the silly string normally used with pepper spray. Let's see the reaction."

[–]Toribor 273 points274 points ago

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That is almost as bad as the time I filled all of the fire extinguishers with gasoline.

[–]SeverePsychosis 127 points128 points ago

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I feel like the time you filled your fire extinguishers with gasoline was probably way worse.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]JamesTrivettesHat 12 points13 points ago

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Some men you just can't teach, so you get what we had here last week.

[–]popepeterjames 9 points10 points ago

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We just replaced the CO2 with Hydrogen.

[–]ChickaloonCharlie 241 points242 points ago

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it was coming right for him!

[–]LiteHedded 129 points130 points ago

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i believe he sprinkled some crack on the kid after this photo was taken

[–]dmsuperman 104 points105 points ago

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"Come on Johnson, sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here."

[–]InternetLoveMachine 103 points104 points ago

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"Apparently this nigger broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere!"

[–]Fozanator 5 points6 points ago

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Is this a quote from a movie? If so, what movie? I think I would like it...

[–]InternetLoveMachine 18 points19 points ago

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It's from Dave Chappelle's standup, Killing them softly

[–]bookey23 7 points8 points ago

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And yes, you would like it.

[–]mojorisin2592 139 points140 points ago

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This is actually an AXE advertisement

[–]Howisdiscool 43 points44 points ago

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Same effect.

[–]tinfins 2 points3 points ago

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If only the AXE effect came with disciplinary action for everyone.

[–]Newshoe 147 points148 points ago

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The officer doesn't really understand the true meaning of the saying "women and children first..."

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 53 points54 points ago

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So who do you spray first, the woman or the child?

[–]jwcgator 41 points42 points ago

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It's like (PE)(MD)(AS), it doesn't matter which comes first in each subgroup. Just go for whomever's closest and then move down the line.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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It should be (P)(E)(MD)(AS). You cannot do exponents before parenthesis ever.

[–]KnightBlue 12 points13 points ago

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Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

[–]hardcastlemcormick 14 points15 points ago

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Please Excrete my Dook at Seven

[–]CoolButRude 25 points26 points ago

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Please Eat My Dick, Ass Suckers

[–]matthank 8 points9 points ago

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Please Excuse My Dick And Sack

[–]TheShader 4 points5 points ago

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I was fully unaware that you could do each group like that. If this is factual, then you just blew my mind.

[–]Cho_Gath 4 points5 points ago

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You can't in all situations. 9-10+3 must be done left to right. 10/10*2 also must be done left to right.

You don't just randomly decide which to do. This ain't 'Nam.

[–]Rocketpants 3 points4 points ago*

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9-10+3 can be written as 9+(-10)+3. As long as you remember the 10 is negative, you can do it in any order.

10/10x2 can also be done in whatever order, assuming you write it as 10x(1/10)x2.

edit: Used x's because I don't know how to escape out of the *'s. Also, I just had an epic cho game.

[–]archon286 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted for showing that subtraction isnt a mathmatecial operation. You're just adding a negative.

[–]Sinestro1982 259 points260 points ago

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I'm a dick for laughing at this, but he just appears to be doing it so non-chalantly: "Oh look, it's some black people." SPRAY

[–]philosoraptocopter 50 points51 points ago

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There's a little bit left in this can. SPRAY

[–]DolphinDaddy 3 points4 points ago

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Hey Kid you've got a little something on your face. SPRAY

[–]folderol 16 points17 points ago

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"Gotta empty this can before I leave anyway." I guess I'm a dick too given that I know that the true context is pretty heart breaking.

[–]skyshock21 2 points3 points ago

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Just like he would do if he were spraying insects.

[–]bigspr1ng 7 points8 points ago

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I saw this happen in Eugene, OR several years ago. Police decided to tear down a bunch of booths at a small local festival because they had an incorrect permit. Booth owners tried to stop them from literally ripping the booths apart while saying they'd take them down immediately. Not sure what happened next, but the police started pepper spraying the crowd. The officers aimed above the crowd at kids on their parents shoulders and at the ground at kids walking around. It was pretty fucked up.

[–]Insomniac23 9 points10 points ago

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"Hey little girl, would you like some silly string?! Okay, here you g-OHSHIT! WRONG CAN!"

[–]Gonza200 46 points47 points ago

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He's just protecting them from the sun's harmful rays with some sunscreen.

[–]geft 22 points23 points ago

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I'm sure they have enough melanin.

[–]Tonickal 10 points11 points ago

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Black people can get sunburnt. Also, they get blacker, which is not as fashionable in black culture. Even on Kenya's leading women's magazine, the lady on the cover is almost white.

[–]geft 8 points9 points ago

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On women's magazines, everyone on the cover is white.

[–]sargassum 2 points3 points ago

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Not O Magazine. There, everyone on the cover is always Oprah.

[–]mhyquel 24 points25 points ago

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Why is this in quotations?

[–]WhyYouAreSoStupid 22 points23 points ago

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It’s not. Those are inch marks.

[–]aLNziNN7[S] 13 points14 points ago

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Copy and paste fail.

[–]DBWhits 24 points25 points ago

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"Copy and paste fail."

FTFY

[–]biggins339 6 points7 points ago

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This reminds me of Billy Madison when Norm MacDonald was spraying that kid with the hose. "Mister, why are you doing this? I don't even know you!"

[–]EKEEFE41 5 points6 points ago

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I have been near a cop spraying pepper spray, everyone in this pic would have felt the affect... I find this pic hard to believe.

[–]BoiledEggs 53 points54 points ago

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I hope someone pepper sprays his butt hole someday.

[–]CoolButRude 29 points30 points ago

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Speaking of, what ever happened to that dude who was going to stick the ghost chili in his butt?

[–]bad_keisatsu 28 points29 points ago

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He chickened out.

[–]CoolButRude 5 points6 points ago

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Ah, thank you. For the better I suppose, although I was sort of looking forward to the emergency room visit post.

[–]RedCedars 7 points8 points ago

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Here is what I have learned after wait for it researching the incident in question and not jumping to conclusions.

  • 1) The pic clearly shows the spray going behind the girl. That's because he is spraying an adult involved in a scuffle not seen by the camera.

  • 2) Note the position of the cops head and the direction he is looking -- behind the girl and towards the ground.

He is not spraying the girl -- at least not directly.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 54 points55 points ago*

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Not saying this isn't real, because it is, but is there any chance we are dealing with forced perspective? Meaning he was spraying behind the mother and the girl? Because I can see the lightness of the spray up until the mother's arm, then her arm seems clear. I totally can believe the child got hit by mist from the spray, I'm just saying it doesn't look like he is spraying the child in particular.

EDIT: From the source article: http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/cotidiano/939630-promotoria-denuncia-pms-por-jogar-spray-de-pimenta-em-criancas.shtml , this seems to be the case: (translated by Google) "Images and photos posted between 23 and 24 March showed the press the moment when Captain Bruno Schorcht of the 12th Battalion of the PM, threw pepper spray into the eyes of a man and soldier of D'Angelo Pinel de Matos, the same battalion, reached two children aged six and seven years."

It seems to say he "throwing pepper spray" at a man, and the same spray "reached" two children. To me that seems like they got affected by the mist of spray, and were not sprayed full on.

And forced perspective results in photos like these: http://www.denzomag.com/2011/03/best-forced-perspective-photography-examples/ where people appear to be holding the Eiffel Tower, being smaller than a golf ball, smaller than a pigeon, holding 8 people in the palm of their hand, etc... In special effects, they call the camera a "one-eyed idiot" because you can easily accomplish some effects simply by how you frame the shot.

[–]StayDilated 17 points18 points ago

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I have been about 15 feet from someone who got peppersprayed..holy shit it felt like it hit my face.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 5 points6 points ago

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Same thing happened to my Dad once when one of his friends sprayed some jokingly inside a small room.

[–]The_MAZZTer 13 points14 points ago

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If you look closely at the officer and the family and try to judge where they are relative to each other, and where the officer is looking, it does appear he is spraying behind them, at least to me.

[–]elridan 16 points17 points ago

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so it was really a case of "OH CRAP A ROACH RIGHT BEHIND THAT FAMILY I BETTER SPRAY IT BEFORE IT ATTACKS THAT CHILD!!!!"

[–]detroitdecay 2 points3 points ago

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i agree 100%. zoom in like a mother fucker and you can see that the spray disappears behind the girls and woman.

[–]giovans 4 points5 points ago

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He is only seasoning the kid before eating it. Everybody knows cops eats black people.

[–]privatepancake 4 points5 points ago

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Regardless of where this is from - it needs to stop.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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sealing my place in history as commenting on the last popular post made to r/reddit.com

[–]MuuaadDib 3 points4 points ago

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Former Rio De Janeiro police officer

Obv not taking place in the US.

[–]VibikX 3 points4 points ago

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That looks fake....

[–]16dots 3 points4 points ago

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Holy shit this post has been in the front page for 17 days.

[–]aLNziNN7[S] 103 points104 points ago

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[–]uckin-with-your-shi 11 points12 points ago

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aaaaaaaaaaaaand i am gonna point this out right away. the cop is spraying a guy that is behind the girls. if you look behind the mom's head, you can see part of a man's head. that man is trying to hold back a man that fell to his knees and is still attempting to "bite the officer's crotch". yes this little girl is getting some spray but he is not some cruel bastard spraying a little girl. even look at the spray you can tell.

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[–]Druuseph 5 points6 points ago

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Oh come on now this is obviously the cop helping the little girl by giving her a refreshing spritz of cool misting spray on a hot day. Let us thank this officer for engaging with the people and clearly showing he cares for their comfort.

[–]splooshy 4 points5 points ago

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How many times is this going to be posted?

[–]Akeii 3 points4 points ago

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Too many.

[–]qqg3 10 points11 points ago

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[–]The_Pod 2 points3 points ago

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There is no possible context that would make this ok.

[–]MrsDawn 2 points3 points ago

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I am just going to try to tell myself this is Photoshopped, so that I can sleep in ignorant peace.

[–]kerpalcastillo 2 points3 points ago

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This isn't a police officer in the United States. No gun is visible. Also, I can't think of a US law enforcement agency that has cars that look like the one in the background.

[–]Clown_Shoe 2 points3 points ago

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A large assortment of hands in that picture.

[–]nothingness101 2 points3 points ago

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The mother and the 3 in pink have their eyes closed so don't think it's a shop. Most believable comment I've read is that there's someone resisting behind them and that's where it's aimed at. It does seem to go behind them. Bout time we had commonplace 3d images to sort this out!

[–]RobotUnicornAttack 2 points3 points ago

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"Suspicious quotation marks"

[–]wozowski 2 points3 points ago

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As someone who has had training involving getting sprayed with Oleoresin Capsaicin, pepper spray's big brother, I can honestly say that I would almost rather get shot than have that happen again, and anyone who knows how pepper spray feels and would still do that to a little girl deserves to get shot.

[–]WeaponexT 2 points3 points ago

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What a fucking piece of shit. Cop or not he should get beat to death for that. I've been hit with O.C. in the academy and as you said its no joke. It reactivates for days, and on children it can be fatal because it tricks your respiratory system into thinking that its shutting down. This is attempted murder of a child and he should be fucked to the fullest extent of the law. Piece of shit.

[–]fijimucho 2 points3 points ago

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I like your use of quotations. Makes it sound like the title of a work of art.

[–]brihone 2 points3 points ago

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I love the karma whoring here. Jumping on the anti-cop wagon. Did you just google "cop and pepper spray" and post whatever came up?

[–]freedomonster 2 points3 points ago

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"those who would sacrifice freedom for safety deserve neither" - (paraphrased) -Benjamin Franklin

[–]biterben 2 points3 points ago

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I blame society.

[–]buddboy 18 points19 points ago

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could this image be photo shopped? its very strange to me that a little girl is being maced and there is a complete and total lack of reaction from anyone in the vicinity. I feel like that hand with the pepper spray could have easily just been inserted there

[–]IamaRead 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Quizchris 5 points6 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the eyes burn.

[–]DankBeard 6 points7 points ago

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How does a fake picture get this many comments and upvotes? WTF?

[–]ObjectionYourHonor 8 points9 points ago

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That looks fake....Are you sure it's not photoshopped?

[–]punker2828 1 point2 points ago

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What a bag of shit.

[–]speakingofsegues 1 point2 points ago

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"And some for you..."

[–]wildcat144 1 point2 points ago

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Shes a child. This should never happen

[–]hefoxed 1 point2 points ago

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I was really hoping that it'd be a police officer with ground pepper in some light hearted spoof. Alas, I was disappointed and saddened instead.

[–]ocdad 1 point2 points ago

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Brazil? So we're supposed to play "guess which one's a shemale"?

[–]FreeParkking 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually a soothing blast of refreshing seltzer water. It was really hot out that day.