When you've worked hard and succeeded

The_Churl_of_Reddit · 10 months

I live in Longmont, Colorado, just a few miles away from this address. If you guys want, I can report back with a pic of this place in an hour or so.

EDIT: Just got back with pics. It doesn't look like any kind of business is run there, just a old apartment building in a somewhat dumpy neighborhood.

Donovan Place

1608 Donovan Place (blue apartment building)

ilovegingermen · 10 months

Really, though where can I get one of these I can't stop using old mirrors and it always sticks and wait a minute just let me say one more thing. I just really think this is a great idea I have so many PLACES I COULD use it and I just, is there a catalog or something I could look in because this just looks like it could solve so many problems I also had this one idea that involved shooting garbage into space.

Rubber_Shit_Monster · 10 months

You COULD use all that, OR a crumpled one dollar bill and a stripper's ass instead. Now ask yourself, which one is more fun?

knutschfleck · 10 months

TREAT YO SELF!

tetra_crush · 10 months

Haha, I'm from Longmont, CO and find it hilarious that this was made there.

rainydayglory · 10 months

i'm dr. rockso, the rock n' roll clown. I DO COCAINE!!

louisvillejg · 10 months

"From the Patrick Bateman personal collection"

SpottedJack · 10 months

Treat. Your. Self

Treatyourself

Shelbycub · 10 months

I must have missed this the last time I flipped through a SkyMall magazine.

TCKLDPNK · 10 months

My only problem with this is that it's made of ivory.

Skysta1ker · 10 months

Nice try, old FBI.

Chaesonian · 10 months

Cocaine is fine in moderation.

sileegranny · 10 months

Why would you want an ornate vial when it's always just gonna be empty by sunrise?

lantech · 10 months

You are the 1%

low_life42 · 10 months

I've always liked the Hoover Vacuum

bradyjuice · 10 months

CLASS ACT!

41ch3my · 10 months

LOL ohh hightimes you used to be soooo crazy

Stall0ne · 10 months

Seems legit.

princessdandylumpkin · 10 months

i like the little wooden spoon, for efficiency and ease. people hate it when after you do a key bump they see you dusting off your shirt and pants.

Morham · 10 months

This is how they do it in SPACE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8W5LhvMtQ

you_otter_know · 10 months

what the everloving fuck

RNRSaturday · 10 months

Better: http://www.photodump.org/stored26/1225663968569.jpg

bijida · 10 months

I hope santa see's my letter because i sure want this for christmas

chc4000 · 10 months

'worth it's weight in snow' WTF?

srd178 · 10 months

Don Johnson does not approve.

gweezer · 10 months

Those are fucking beautiful. I would learn to do drugs just for an excuse to own that gorgeous set.

dgolfdbag · 10 months

this company is like 8 minutes away from me total wtf

gayfishsticks · 10 months

i prefer to do coke off of strippers

klobster · 10 months

Google maps here

I wonder how many more he has...

[deleted] · 10 months

Seriously.

VisualBasic · 10 months

Upon seeing that picture, my heart rate just increased 10% and I instantly got the shits.

m00ze · 10 months

Not a coke fiend? Well then look forward to our new product: a spoon made from pure sterling silver and a syringe from the bones of a Bengal tiger. Order now and we'll throw in the tiger's fur for free! Perfect for this cold bathroom floors you may end up crashing on.

[deleted] · 10 months

Fucking hell, coke is unethical enough without bringing endangered species into it as well!

I wish for organic fair-trade cocaine! (not in ivory boxes either :P )

Synphony · 10 months

The title should state "When you've worked hard and WINNING!"

jiggygent · 10 months

Cocaine...

AnnArchist · 10 months

I just wish they still sold that.,

Youshallneverknowme · 10 months

context?

StaRkill3rZ · 10 months

what sunday paper does that come in....and how to subscribe

conTrolling_athens · 10 months

I worked hard and succeed.

Better sniff my own coke.

andrelegacy · 10 months

this blows

DrLulzworthy · 10 months

Hey, coke is a rich person's drug, it's pretty damn expensive. Guess there's gotta be a market for rich coke connoisseurs somewhere.

EthanPDX · 10 months

Now you really can get to the 1%.

MistaTwizzle · 10 months

If only they made a beer glass made out of the souls of brutally murdered puppies for those of us who don't do hard drugs.

stevesonaplane · 10 months

I think I saw this in a National Lampoons book or something.

evdev · 10 months

With /r/trees in mind, I IMMEDIATELY went to /r/snow. I'm now assured that the mods don't want me doing coke.

msager12 · 10 months

I am the only one who wants one for science?

robbor · 10 months

An elephant was probably killed to make this.

Dam_Kids · 10 months

These ads are from old high times mags from the 70s. Some old Hustler mags had these ads too. You can stop looking for the place that sells them, URLs and buildings on street view or wtf ever. Kids today have no motivation. When I needed a coke spoon made out of wood I made a coke spoon out of wood. Do a line 1st, you'll have that spoon carved out in record time.

minibeardeath · 10 months

So is that part about water not being able to condense on ivory true? I must know!!! I must order one of these... for science!!!

mqbush · 10 months

Am I the only one that wondered why there was no URL on the ad?

haux · 10 months

Is this serious? I actually want it...

[deleted] · 10 months

looks nice in a bastard kinda way

br0k3nr0b0t · 10 months

i used to live in longmont, colorado. i do not remember this company.

cheebsmagoo · 10 months

Fucking repost.

funny

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