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[–]halftone84 102 points103 points ago

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[–]qpqpdbdbqpqp 88 points89 points ago

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You haven't even looked.

FTFY.

[–]kolm 1 point2 points ago

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You mistook "I did not see it while being on reddit" with "it was not here" and did not even bother to look.

But seriously, there are lots of good images getting re-submitted a lot, and people seem to like them regardless.

So why should we not gather and cherish them in, say /r/digest/ and agree to downvote the hell out of them outside?

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 6 points7 points ago

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well maybe he meant r/funny.

[–]halftone84 14 points15 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cqk59/these_are_elves/

Both found by searching "these are elves"

[–]Zing_of_the_Day 33 points34 points ago

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That ladder does not comply with Elf and Safety regulations.

[–]WholeWideWorld 28 points29 points ago

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But we have gone a total of Elven days without an accident! :(

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I'm fairy certain that can't last.

[–]ThatsSoSwan 16 points17 points ago

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That's gnome big deal.

[–]darkchill 12 points13 points ago

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These jokes just dragon and on.

[–]rahku 10 points11 points ago

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Hobbit we just stop this nonsense right now.

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[–]ryandaily 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe I could rescue them with midget in a daring, high-speed aerial escape.

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

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Well, as they say, to gnome is to love 'em.

[–]Blithon 1 point2 points ago

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Unicorn-ier jokes than that, redditors.

[–]KenOfAllTrades 7 points8 points ago

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I've seen it twice on Reddit, but it's alright

[–]Kertelen 0 points1 point ago

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Three time's a charm.

[–]dirty_fingers 5 points6 points ago

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I have. Still funny though. Upvote.

[–]string97bean 2 points3 points ago

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OSHA wants to have a word with you.

[–]OddballDave 6 points7 points ago

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Replace evles with chinese workers and snow with iPads and it sounds like the Apple factory.

[–]dstz 1 point2 points ago

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Workers of Foxconn are interviewed here, if anyone's remotely interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZbQVBkGRY8

[–]JesusLeftChicago 3 points4 points ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[–]SCSweeps 2 points3 points ago

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Breaking Bad: North Pole.

[–]Cannondale1986 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pikacz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]-Inspired- 4 points5 points ago

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[–]4merpunk 1 point2 points ago

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If it's on imgur, it's been on here.

[–]Pansenmann[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I put it there. It was safely stored in my fun-pics storage from the olden days.

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

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That took a dark turn.

[–]exzyle2k 1 point2 points ago

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His name was Robert Paulson.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus tap dancing christ on a mothufuggin pogo stick thats old. Like jesus old.

[–]GreyInkling 1 point2 points ago

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You haven't even been on reddit in the winter. You joined 4 months ago. Of course you haven't seen it.

[–]redherpbluederp 0 points1 point ago

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Well I hadn't seen it before. I love everything about this.

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

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I have. =)

[–]RMNC 0 points1 point ago

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Are there more of these somewhere? I like them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i have

[–]randomSGIfan 0 points1 point ago

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If you want to make an omelet, you have to break some eggs.

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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This needs more upvotes.

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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This needs more upvotes.

[–]hdbngr15 0 points1 point ago

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I have! It inspired me to write a script for an expose about Santa being a real dickhead. Never filmed it though :/

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

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Reads like Rage Against The Machine lyrics

[–]pmckizzle 0 points1 point ago

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well I have..... ಠ_ಠ

[–]UtterlyDisposable 0 points1 point ago

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But everyone else has...

[–]Cunchy 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, Karma Decay, how I love you:
Making the snow
The elves make snow...

[–]renbo 0 points1 point ago

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jesus you are just like my work... at least wait till after thanksgiving before polluting us with Christmas shit...

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds a bit like my workplace.

[–]thewoj -1 points0 points ago

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Then you're obviously new here.

[–]bornagainredditor -1 points0 points ago

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Here at Project Snow, we don't talk about snow.

At Project Snow, we don't have names, we are elves, we DO NOT talk about Project Snow

[–]Raven_blackwood 1 point2 points ago

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Your talking about project snow...

[–]bornagainredditor 0 points1 point ago

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Merely in the context of not talking about sn..

[–]Raven_blackwood 3 points4 points ago

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Still. You failed.

[–]bornagainredditor -1 points0 points ago

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I shall kill myself in your honor.

[–]uberguby 2 points3 points ago

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His name was bornagainredditor

[–]Raven_blackwood 0 points1 point ago

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That's a bit dramatic. Calm down and drink some beer.

[–]Vondruke -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know if it's just me but this is an example of how fuck is overused. I would have found it a lot funnier if the author had put a tiny bit more effort in the last line.

[–]soyabstemio 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]BeardMilk -1 points0 points ago

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...this week. You forgot the last two words of your title.

[–]CoughSyrup -1 points0 points ago

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The karma decay link didn't come up?

Well, here it is again.

[–]Sgt_Floss -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ayojerm -5 points-4 points ago

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Maybe because it wasn't funny?

[–]xavyre -4 points-3 points ago

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Dear reddit/r/funny people. Not everything is funny. In fact 99% of the stuff here is not even close to being funny. Quality over quantity.