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[–]marsatomic 17 points18 points ago

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I saw John Goodman in NOLA once I ignored him and he ignored me, the way it was meant to be.

[–]raabco 29 points30 points ago

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Many of them, probably.

Related, here's a peek into Jim Carey's life.

[–]D2Pickles 4 points5 points ago

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He makes Jesus fly.

[–]Check_out_my_ass 1 point2 points ago

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So like me?

[–]gremonaliter 1 point2 points ago

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...fuck

[–]elephantzebra 10 points11 points ago

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Ask forthewolfx, they'll know for sure.

[–]Dark1000 -2 points-1 points ago

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he'll

[–]Gentle_Lamp 2 points3 points ago

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You didn't get the memo ?

[–]mikeeyboy22 4 points5 points ago

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Someone should remake that singing horse game with this Gif instead of the cartoon horses.

[–]verxix 4 points5 points ago

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I love how #2 recedes back into the room.

[–]devilsadvocado 4 points5 points ago

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As a Celebrity, I can confirm this.

[–]CSec064 2 points3 points ago

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when I watch wrestling and the stars walk out to the ring this is exactly how I picture the retarded fans reaching out trying to touch their arms.

[–]OneHotRN 2 points3 points ago

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That's how I feel when I see celebrities.

[–]SaltyBabe 1 point2 points ago*

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This is one of the many reasons I don't even try to meet famous people.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah I hate every trying.

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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Yay iphone auto correct...

[–]artydecor 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, I thought it was going to be a picture of money with legs.

[–]Newshoe 2 points3 points ago

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Humbly, Sarah Jessica Parker and her family are really big fans of most the celebrities they meet

[–]RandomAznGuy 17 points18 points ago

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I came here to downvote obligatory SJP comment.

[–]Pigs101 0 points1 point ago

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Making asses of themselves in front of celebrities.....

[–]ofNoImportance 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skOre_de 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for donkey content.

[–]rutterkin 0 points1 point ago

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Easily the one on the far right.

... oh wait, I think I misunderstood the question.

[–]moviedude26 0 points1 point ago

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Adorable?

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone who gives a shit about any 'celebrity' is an ass.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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There are no celebrities that you admire or work that you admire?

[–]wekiva 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, that image shows how I see celebrities.

[–]RadioHitandRun -1 points0 points ago

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Sara Jessica Parker at her family reunion.

[–]Meadslosh -1 points0 points ago

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I'm no celebrity at all and this is pretty much exactly how I perceive most people, all gnashing and drooling and braying.

[–]bakuretsu -1 points0 points ago

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And most celebrities can only deal with one Sarah Jessica Parker at a time.

[–]anyalicious 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, that joke is done. Its over. Lolz she is ugleee. We're done. The point has been made.

[–]deniedretried 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, Sarah Jessica Parker!

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts -1 points0 points ago

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I run a small IT department and this is how we picture most of our endusers.

[–]erick103 -1 points0 points ago

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Or you meeting 4 Sarah Jessica Parkers.

[–]IAmtheHullabaloo -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think you need to be a celebrity or have fans to see...ugh...sigh...

[–]Teotwawki69 -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, pretty much.

[–]betona -1 points0 points ago

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Looked like the Democratic caucus to me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It took a good thirty seconds for me to realize how horrifying that was.

[–]BillytheGoatFucker -1 points0 points ago

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Insert Sarah Jessica Parker joke here.

[–]frickindeal -1 points0 points ago

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I imagine it's a lot more like hi, Kevin.

[–]BSMConsultant -2 points-1 points ago

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Jim Cummings respectfully disagrees. There is much love from the non-douchebag A-list.

[–]jonkdavis 2 points3 points ago

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Both Jim Cummings and the other celebrities in those videos are speaking to people serving in the U.S. military. They're thanking them for their service, not their fandom.

[–]BSMConsultant 0 points1 point ago

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shhhh, it brightened my day :)