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[–]psyroptus 88 points89 points ago

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upvote for beeing in montreal

[–]lanature 6 points7 points ago

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J'habite à côté! Ah ben coudonc.

[–]jeantilex 2 points3 points ago

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Hey on est voisins!

[–]aVagMadeOfCunts 4 points5 points ago

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Salut les poussinots!

[–]anniboo 3 points4 points ago

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What's up Alakazoo? T'as vu grand-papa Bi? J'le cherche partout.

[–]funkbanger 1 point2 points ago

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Grand papa Bi est dans mes culottes, ou c'est moi qui est dans les siennes?

J'me souviens pu!

[–]FredOPT 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Fardoche est mort.

[–]aVagMadeOfCunts 0 points1 point ago

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HEIN? :( Noooooooonnnnnn.........

[–]jeantilex 0 points1 point ago

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Ti-brin a réagi de la même façon...

[–]flipper_gv 0 points1 point ago

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Moi aussi :)

[–]mikhel 1 point2 points ago

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你们知道法语,但我会说中文!

[–]captainpiggies 2 points3 points ago*

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pourquoi tu parler française il ne pas bien pour gens come moi qui ne pas parler bien français....

that text probably sucks ass but it's just how bad my french is.

[–]funkbanger 2 points3 points ago

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You accidentally a verb!

Il ne [??] pas bien pour [des] gens

that would mean, "he not good for people like me ..."

[–]captainpiggies 2 points3 points ago

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i told you my french sucks...
most important for me is to know that escargot means slug and grenouille frog so that i don't eat that shit.

[–]funkbanger 1 point2 points ago

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i know, i didnt mean it in an attacking way, just in a "the more you know" way :)

[–]captainpiggies 0 points1 point ago

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i didn't feel attacked ;)

[–]funkbanger 0 points1 point ago

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Escargots a l'ail are so good mate, you dont know what you are missing! :)

[–]captainpiggies -1 points0 points ago

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uuh i really don't like them they smell just so weird for me.

[–]funkbanger -1 points0 points ago

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haha no problem, i was just kidding about the escargots anyways :)

ESCARGOT, that is SUCH A WEIRD WORD!

[–]psyroptus 0 points1 point ago

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This is better than most english people! C'est presque excellent comme on dit en francais.

[–]captainpiggies 0 points1 point ago

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well i'm not english/american that explains something. >:D

[–]psyroptus 0 points1 point ago

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Tu habites dans la nature ?

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[–]icockblock 0 points1 point ago

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I give Best price, Be a man...do the rright thing.

[–]stanek 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of montreal, "Eat brocorri"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUosUk6X9gE&t=3m03s

Watch from start, John Pinette deserves it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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i think i bought a pumpkin from this place. maybe.

[–]icockblock 0 points1 point ago

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its called prumkrin in chinese

[–]sawbutter 105 points106 points ago

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[–]jmbry 23 points24 points ago

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Ya i was pretty sure this is posted every month.

[–]BlankYourBlank 39 points40 points ago

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I'll post you every month.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I'll stick my fist up your ass until my forearm causes a blood discharge.

[–]HenryGifford 13 points14 points ago

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Oh poopdickjoe! You're so crazy!

[–]lscioscio -3 points-2 points ago

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Most hilarious string of posts I ever seen.

[–]Juspeczyk -1 points0 points ago

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It makes me laugh every time.

[–]portsmyth 0 points1 point ago

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60% of the time

[–]earthceltic -1 points0 points ago

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First time i've seen it.

[–]earthceltic 0 points1 point ago*

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Thanks for the downvotes, let me be more direct:

PLEASE DON'T: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

Pretty sure reddequitte is lost at this point.

[–]AmanitaMuscaria 1 point2 points ago

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Based on these figures here, it seems the more often something is submitted, the better it is received. I'll post this again next month, for science.

[–]krogoths 126 points127 points ago

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DAMN MONGORIANS AWRAYS BREAKING DOWN MY RALL!!

[–]Jorobeq 54 points55 points ago

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I think you mean WARR

[–]Yst 56 points57 points ago

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True for the reference, and also true to linguistic reality. For a native Cantonese or Mandarin speaker, "wall" may pose a problem, as "l" cannot occur word-finally in these languages. The retroflex approximant /ɻ/ (as heard in English 'retroflex' itself) can, however, and is a fair tradeoff. So "war" it is.

"Brocori" on the other hand, makes very little sense as a pronunciation by a native Chinese language speaker. For a Mandarin speaker, it's illogical, as /l/ and /ɻ/ are not conflated there, both existing in the language's phonetic inventory. And for a Cantonese/Taiwanese/Hakka speaker, it makes even less sense, as while /l/ is available in these languages, /ɻ/ is not, making "brocori" more difficult than "broccoli".

Deconstructing chink jokes: with science!

[–]playingwithfire 4 points5 points ago

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Chink upvote?

[–]SeguroKC 0 points1 point ago

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Are you saying the sign should read 'bloccoli'?

[–]Yst 0 points1 point ago

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My feeling is that /bʷokoli/ is one particularly probable nativised realisation, as both /bl/ and /bɻ/ as an onset are incompatible with Chinese phonotactics (for any dialect).

[–]hw9cs -2 points-1 points ago

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I 100% agree with you here. Its still kind of funny though none the less...

[–]Jorobeq -1 points0 points ago

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Right you are sir!

[–]ac130pilot -5 points-4 points ago

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when I see a chinese person pronounce broccoli properly then I will believe you

[–]OMGBRONCOMANIAC 11 points12 points ago

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I just said "broccoli" out loud and I was like "ha, there. I did it." Then I remembered that you can't hear me. Then I remembered that I'm not Chinese anyway. I need to not drink and browse so much, man.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, as far as I'm concerned drunk redditing is like drunk texting with less negative consequences.

[–]Protonoia -1 points0 points ago

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I like the cut of your jib.

[–]Tactful 0 points1 point ago

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Thatsh right you japanese dawg...

[–]Hrodrik 2 points3 points ago

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[–]NicholeBaby 0 points1 point ago

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youh wan te shitty shicken orw shitty beff?

[–]phantasmicorgasmic -1 points0 points ago

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Oh come on... we're not that bad...

[–]Pravusmentis 25 points26 points ago

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It's the 'L' and 'R' sounds that some people have trouble differentiating between, I think it is the people from Japan whose language leads to this.

[–]the_raptor 11 points12 points ago

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The Japanese don't have a separate 'L' and 'R' sound. What they normally have is something that sounds like 'L' and 'R' combined (though some tend towards either the 'L' or 'R' sound).

So while a Japanese person speaking English may know 'L' and 'R' are pronounced differently, it is hard for them to make the sounds totally distinct because they have done it that way from childhood and are having to over-ride muscle memory.

[–]meinsla 2 points3 points ago

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It's several Asian languages. I have a Korean friend who struggles with this.

[–]drewbudd 2 points3 points ago

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I teach Koreans and this is true. Also, when I "speak" Korean, I have problems with their r/l sound (로 = trying to say row and low at the same time). I often end up semi-rolling my r's.

[–]stupidlyugly 0 points1 point ago

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That Korean character changes sounds depending on where it lies in a word. It leans more toward R at the beginning, more toward L at the end, and can be either the combo of the two, or something of an N sound in the middle. It vexed me forever.

[–]TwoThreeSkidoo 1 point2 points ago

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Thai also, people use l or r depending on how they feel at that moment. Crazy thing is most people here can roll their rs, but still have trouble with regular r/l sounds.

[–]akera099 22 points23 points ago

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Ah ! Montréal ! That place where labels are in english even tough its supposed to be in french !

[–]pnettle 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think Brocori Chinoise would be much of an improvement either.

[–]pedz 2 points3 points ago

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Unless proven otherwise, brocori stays masculin and thus, Chinois.

[–]pnettle -1 points0 points ago

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I stand corrected. Despite being from Quebec my french is terrible :-(

[–]crustation 0 points1 point ago

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It's kind of a bitch to pronounce 'brocori' in French too.

[–]meinsla -2 points-1 points ago

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Everyone spoke English when I was there.

[–]Panabag 33 points34 points ago

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[–]ZeMoose 5 points6 points ago

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Srip of the tongue.

[–]ValidSimpsonsQuotes 1 point2 points ago

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[–]randomrandomwoo 12 points13 points ago

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Not that you care, but the Chinese have no problem with "L" sounds.

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[–]rawr359 2 points3 points ago

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ror

[–]Sowinov 2 points3 points ago

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IIRC, there are "L" sounds in Chinese anyways, although I swear sometimes I hear the occasional slip up from Chinese speakers...no fucking idea how that is possible.

[–]kellyfbo 1 point2 points ago

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It is really confusing when that happens. I notice it a lot (I live in Taiwan), and every time, I am like, "Seriously? You guys have those!" It is much less of a problem than it was when I was in Korea, though, to get my students to pronounce things correctly.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

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You mean "correctry" right?

[–]kellyfbo 1 point2 points ago

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More like "coᄅᄅectᄅy"

edit: that's probably not displaying for you. Oh, well. I thought it was funny.

[–]sge_fan 0 points1 point ago

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That is ridicurous!

[–]quartl -1 points0 points ago

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Yes. However, in some region like western part of China, some local language still have a problem with L and R.

[–]lookatmyname 10 points11 points ago

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I always found this stereotype weird. Chinese actually has both a 'R' sound and a 'L' sound. Japanese is the langue with the single R/L hybrid.

[–]gadios -1 points0 points ago*

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Yes but people from bei jing are so used to adding the r sound at the end of words. Because the two are so similar, lesser educated people get confused. EDIT: whoever the retard that voted this down on should study up. I've taken Chinese for three years. So for three years I have dealt with teachers from China. I know what I'm talking about.

[–]lookatmyname 0 points1 point ago

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What's your point? The Beijing accent does not represent China, and even then, they still use the 'L' sound and the 'R' sound separately. The 'R' sound they add on is the soft R, as in "heard". You studied Chinese for 3 years? Good for you! You must know Chinese better than actual Chinese people. BTW, I wasn't the one who downvoted you, but... uh... I think you probably deserved it.

[–]s0ju 5 points6 points ago

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Holy shit man. That's my friend's store! hahaha

[–]sc0rpio 1 point2 points ago

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Choppin brocori! Choppppppinnnn brocori!

[–]freudianslip_n_slide 1 point2 points ago

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repost???

[–]Bayshun 1 point2 points ago

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Stereotypes just always seem to play themselves out.

[–]chargen2 1 point2 points ago

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Ah Montreal - home of cultural sensitivity!

[–]d_r_benway 1 point2 points ago

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I will probably be left on the shelves - ignored by at least 18 people.

[–]kenallen09 3 points4 points ago

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I cant wait until I can upvote this again next week!

[–]flipper_gv 4 points5 points ago

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That's fucking right in my backyard!!!! it's in Montreal btw.

I'm on the corner of Prud'Homme and Sherbrooke, check it out!

[–]TroatYaggers -1 points0 points ago

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My car got fucking broken into on that god forsaken street (rue sherbrooke). I thought canadians were nice.

[–]whatispunk 1 point2 points ago

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So, how much Chinese can you write without making a mistake?

[–]PartyInYourMouth 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Buckbeak69 4 points5 points ago

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I think you mean SNR

[–]grimatongueworm 0 points1 point ago

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CTRL +F "Choppin" . . . . oh yeah!

[–]Grizeldabowski -2 points-1 points ago

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I am damn glad this was posted here.

[–]Pyrite 2 points3 points ago

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Next time I'm in Montreal I will make sure to find me some of this brocori !

[–]toyguy84 0 points1 point ago

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you think that's bad? check this out (original content!)

It supposed to say:

Toy Galaxy

Richmond Hill

[–]MusikChan 0 points1 point ago

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Thats silly, Chinese dont turn their R's to L's, Japanese do.

[–]banang 0 points1 point ago

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duude 7 dollars for a kilo of broccoli? thats really expensive

[–]ARi420 0 points1 point ago

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omg thats fucking racist

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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rororororor

[–]fapstatuslegit 0 points1 point ago

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芥蘭

[–]rokuro_of_eredar 0 points1 point ago

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It's your chinese bro, Cori.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then the song must be changed to: Chopping Brocori.

[–]fahque 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that how the Chinese will pronounce it?

[–]switch182 0 points1 point ago

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Viva Montreal libre

[–]Dingus_Khan 0 points1 point ago

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That's not even broccoli.

[–]HonorInDefeat 0 points1 point ago

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That's tasteress and offensive.

[–]jkim972 0 points1 point ago

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re.. what?

[–]D34THST4RSYNTH 0 points1 point ago

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Brocori, the broest vegetable.

[–]kingkong92 0 points1 point ago

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This was posted two months ago.

[–]TwoThreeSkidoo 0 points1 point ago

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CHINESE BLOCOLI!!!!!!

[–]topplehat 0 points1 point ago

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Chinese brocoaraori

[–]haadrak 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so ronery...

[–]vital8 0 points1 point ago

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i was in china this summer and im a bit confused. why is the stereotype that they replace every L with an R, while actually its exactly the other way around - if anything, they would pronounce "BLOCOLI"

[–]jonathanyong81 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why the people who are correctly stating that this is Kai-Lan are being downvoted. Here's the wiki. It is indeed chinese broccoli (same vegetable family) and it's delicious stir-fried with garlic and oyster sauce.

Also, chinese people have absolutely no problems pronouncing 'L's, as can be seen in the name Kai-Lan.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Asian Onomatopoeia

[–]ella101 0 points1 point ago

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finally something taht made me LAUGH in this Funny Sub.

[–]Smoopid 0 points1 point ago

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$7 a kilo. FUCK THAT SHIT!!

[–]Milieunairess 0 points1 point ago

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At the H Mart here, "Cripps Apples" were on sale last weekend.

[–]jchimself 0 points1 point ago

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Raff out roud!

[–]unrealious 0 points1 point ago

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It sounds right.

[–]superanth 0 points1 point ago

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Someone in Produce has been spending time on Reddit...

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[–]Windrider 0 points1 point ago

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Montreal! I mean.. Montrear?

[–]bob_mcbob 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, at least they are specific. Everything at my Chinese supermarket is labeled "produce". I had to print out photos of stuff I wanted the first few times I shopped there because nobody speaks English.

[–]FlippyWippy 0 points1 point ago

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$1.59?! Holy fuck thats cheap man!

[–]slackie911 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for montreal market

[–]Gwake 0 points1 point ago

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RE-POST

[–]AYONEEGUH 0 points1 point ago

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OLD NEWS 1 month ago

[–]LovesMustard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pussyscientist -1 points0 points ago

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white people are scumbags.

[–]kamatres -4 points-3 points ago

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Chinesu Brocoru !!!

[–]FakeGayShoppedEtc -1 points0 points ago

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Shopped

[–]thebandit87 -1 points0 points ago

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broccoli is spelled wrong. Funny how i had to be drunk and stoned to figure this out.

[–]squee777 -1 points0 points ago

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same boat, different interpretation. well played sir.

You know. Not seeing that 1(r)=2(l)

[–]SwiftSpear -1 points0 points ago

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It's Gai Lan

[–]throwbot432 -3 points-2 points ago

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Could you at least change the title for the repost??

[–]catchthe22 -3 points-2 points ago

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redundant

[–]Berbaw06 -5 points-4 points ago

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Rourd you rike the shitty broccori?

[–]gvbv -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh no not the broccori!

[–]gvbv -1 points0 points ago

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[–]beefsnacks -2 points-1 points ago

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another typo...it's really getting ridicurous

[–]RacialHumorBalancer -2 points-1 points ago

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Chinese nigger.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Tiger Woods?

...I'm sorry.

[–]TheAvengingMustache -2 points-1 points ago

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This is lacist.

[–]Bitter_Idealist -2 points-1 points ago

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LEEPOST

[–]HanoverGimp -2 points-1 points ago

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The person that did this has no idea of the difference between Cantonese & Mandarin. And we call ourselves an educated country. Bah!

[–]hexhead -5 points-4 points ago

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she's choppin' brocori

[–]skittlemann -4 points-3 points ago

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My bro, Cori? What have they done to you?!?!

[–]black19 -1 points0 points ago

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I totally just Also, let's Go down to the quary and throw things down there maned

[–]Vaiz -1 points0 points ago

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Used to live on Decarie!! aahahhaa

[–]cjbest 1 point2 points ago

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Must have been hell dodging the cars in your living room.

[–]fplay -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like some produce clerk just being a smart ass.

[–]tronn4 -1 points0 points ago

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3 servings of broccori keeps a bro stupid

[–]1m0a1L -1 points0 points ago

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Well.... whoever was the OP i can tell my the tag they are from montreal... i actually know that asian market WOOT

[–]steelsheep -1 points0 points ago

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I hope that by now someone has photoshopped some shades onto that sweet stalk of Brocori.

[–]tg989 -1 points0 points ago

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LOL, montreal.

[–]heathw91 -1 points0 points ago

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Hickory what!? Smoked what!?

[–]JBro74 -1 points0 points ago

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BROCORI,dang,man,can't you read?

[–]ithrowfruitatpeople -1 points0 points ago

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To be fair, it is the most dericious kind.

[–]the_berg -1 points0 points ago

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Well, I'm in China at the moment, teaching English to university students - the sweetest ever...

The other day, a Chinese colleague (who also teaches English) was trying to help a student properly pronunce "cat". The problem was that the student had it right. Here's what the conversation sounded like:

Student: CAT!

Teacher: (yelling) no no no! Repeat after me: CUNT!

Student: CAT!

Teacher: (yelling) no no no! Again: CUNT!

Student: CAT!

Teacher: NO! Repeat again: CUNT!

Student: CAT!

One of my most memorable moments in China...

[–]hanahou -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah What!? As in price. That would run you $4.50 here in Hawaii for that weight. What a deal.

[–]kurpis -1 points0 points ago

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well, it definitely doesn't look like broccoli.. wtf IS it?

[–]Dyl4nTheVillain -1 points0 points ago

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Brocorepost.

[–]sethuramk -1 points0 points ago

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is that Made in China ?

[–]Protonoia -1 points0 points ago

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Mmmmm... Yummy gai lan. You gwilows should give it a try.

[–]AwesomeSauceDL -1 points0 points ago

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My ribs hurt..

[–]Amunium -1 points0 points ago

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But is it even broccoli? Looks more like celery.

[–]wadleyst -2 points-1 points ago

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YOU MADE FUN OF THE WONG GUY!

[–]stumo -3 points-2 points ago

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Looks more like gai lan to me.

[–]octaane -2 points-1 points ago

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Right next to the caurifrower!