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[–]dhartun1 14 points15 points ago

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That shit cray

[–]pandabear216 6 points7 points ago

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ain't it Jay?

[–]chillum1987 7 points8 points ago

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Wat she order?

[–]chrisbannex 5 points6 points ago

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Fish filet?

[–]lolwhatsausername 3 points4 points ago

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yo whip so cold

[–]Upgrades 5 points6 points ago

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This old thing? Dont act like you'll ever see niggas like this again.

[–]BearsBeatsBattlestar 2 points3 points ago

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Well done gentlemen...

[–]lolwhatsausername 0 points1 point ago

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Bougie girl, grab her hand Fuck that bitch she don’t wanna dance

[–]dhaft88 5 points6 points ago

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I made this shit for this situation months ago.

[–]JacobMaybe 7 points8 points ago

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Unfortunately, that woman is only 43 years old. A hard life takes its toll.

[–]slickboarder89 4 points5 points ago

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RELEASE THE MEMES!!!

[–]420Warrior 1 point2 points ago

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first they gotta find me

[–]murderous_penguin 1 point2 points ago

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Mmm, that's Appleton Estate's rum, I believe. Incredibly delicious.

[–]wurtis16 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what I thought, thanks for clarifying!!

[–]numberonegood 0 points1 point ago

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What did you say about Snoop Dogg?

[–]el_diabIo 0 points1 point ago

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I want a raccoon shirt!

[–]thatoneblondekid 0 points1 point ago

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At Christmas, no less. Granny's a baws.

[–]TheEpicFails[!] 0 points1 point ago

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my weed an drank niggaaaaaaaa!

[–]_Particle_Man_ 0 points1 point ago

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Grannys gonna gran.

i dont know wtf that means either

[–]legion_of_dumb 2 points3 points ago

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It's like how Mormons gotta Morm.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 0 points1 point ago

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they gotta get their Morm on

[–]homertone 0 points1 point ago

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Is she part of the White clan?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And not a single fuck was given...

[–]cg4l 0 points1 point ago

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My precious!

[–]zlavan 0 points1 point ago

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that sweater is fucking G

[–]rationalvet 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey grandma, hold these so I can take a picture and post it on reddit for karma."

[–]illmoney 0 points1 point ago

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And it's good for my glaucoma too

[–]PATtheBurglar 0 points1 point ago

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NANNA!?!

[–]meganthegreat -1 points0 points ago

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Drink all the booze and do all the drugs!