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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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Well that was super creepy...

[–]bitcheslovedroids 11 points12 points ago

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This is going on /r/nosleep

[–]MikPeax 6 points7 points ago

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I feel like that's an out-take from a horror movie

[–]HowDoYouDo87 0 points1 point ago

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Ever seen the directors cut of the exorcist where the girl spider-crawls down the stairs backwards? YouTube it.

[–]ThundercockIII 4 points5 points ago

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Yup. Creepy as hell.

[–]McVersatilis 4 points5 points ago

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And don't know why I actually expected a Kraken...

[–]RuffusBark 4 points5 points ago

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Kraken? That was from the fucking exorcist.

[–]Love_Soup 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad the baby from Trainspotting was still able to get work.

[–]Tye-rex 1 point2 points ago

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The longer I watch, the creepier it gets.

[–]woah_notcoolbro 1 point2 points ago

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That's one serious itch.

[–]bracomadar 1 point2 points ago

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They should flip the baby image so it looks like it's crawling on the ceiling like in "Train Spotting". Instantly 10 times more creepy.

[–]emlgsh 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD, UNRELEASE IT, UNRELEASE IT NOW

[–]PreyMonkie 1 point2 points ago

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Grackalicious

[–]werferofflammen 1 point2 points ago

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Not creepy, cute as hell and funny as fuck.

[–]never_upvotes 0 points1 point ago

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cute as hell indeed...

[–]ItGotRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

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Kraken sure got topheavy.

[–]paintboarder44 0 points1 point ago

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If I could give you a million upvotes, I'd give you that and more

[–]philemonsgirl 0 points1 point ago

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OMG WE'RE IN THE GREAT CONCAVITY

[–]hamish5178 0 points1 point ago

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What movie is the first frame with the guy from? You know the Jedi guy and Taken and oh Liam Neeson but yeah which film is this?

[–]thecarolinelinnae 1 point2 points ago

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Clash of the Titans.

Stupid movie. Its only redeeming features were Liam Neeson as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes as Hades.

[–]Dazedinreality87 0 points1 point ago

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Guess who's not sleeping tonight....

[–]allonzy 0 points1 point ago

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Best thing I've seen today for sure! An upvote for you my friend.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I'm not having children.

[–]Atemis 0 points1 point ago

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Actually a yoga position

[–]Mintception 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't even been on Reddit more than 4 months and I still get tired of seeing this repost. By the power of downvotes, I banish thee.

[–]random13 0 points1 point ago

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Bah, whats this about creepy? The first time I saw this gif, I couldn't watch it again for five minutes; I was on the floor laughing and couldn't get back up.

[–]Frogtarius 0 points1 point ago

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why not zoidberg?

[–]Zeds_dead 0 points1 point ago

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How exactly is this getting up to 300 upvotes?

[–]finder3690 0 points1 point ago

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I think my underwear just got a little bit browner.

[–]Loopyprawn 0 points1 point ago

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Seen it before, didn't think I was going to laugh. Laughed so hard I snorted.

[–]Solvoid 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is me when I was a kid!!! Holy Shit!

[–]Dumpykins 0 points1 point ago

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wow no thanks. all creeped out

[–]mauxfaux 0 points1 point ago

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What, no Dead Space reference? I am disappoint!

[–]Adicko85 0 points1 point ago

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That's hilarious, I think some wee actually came out!

[–]aqualink 0 points1 point ago

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RELEASE THE GRACKEN

[–]krakken86 -3 points-2 points ago

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Yo dawg, you called? Sorry I'm late and all, Some dumbass duchman confused me for his bitch. So, what can i help you with?

[–]trev595 0 points1 point ago

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This.

[–]krakken86 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I'm here, do you require assistance?

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

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You don't sound like kraken at all, I am highly disappointed.

[–]krakken86 0 points1 point ago

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YOU Sir. You have DEEPLY offended me. My kind and i don't much prefer what "Hollywood" has done to our image but we are a very diverse breed of people. We have our weirdo's and our classy sophisticated men. I happen to have multiple disorders. GOOD DAY TO YOU! HMPH!