I love it when people try to present themselves as experts on aesthetics and that their way is the only way right way to do something.

I worked as a professional assistant cameraman (intern, utility, loader, clapper, mostly focus puller) in 16 and 35 mm for over three years and grew up in the film industry. I have talked with hundreds of professional cinematographers and photographers and have taken thousands of photographs. You're correct though, I don't do food shots or try to get on greeting cards and newspaper inserts. I do them for my own enjoyment and to share with others.

I suppose you dislike paintings that aren't realistic. How a photo is presented is an artistic choice. Do you not like black and white, HDR, and sepia photos as well?

protip: Move to Los Angeles and start taking 24 photographs a second with a $40,000+ camera that isn't stationary and then get back to me. Good luck with the kids in duck suits photos.

edit: A professional doesn't throw a temper tantrum and resort to name-calling when someone simply disagrees with them.