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[–]Obskulum 22 points23 points ago

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Jim Carrey! Jimmy Carr!

Oh DAMMIT.

[–]texting_and_scones 10 points11 points ago

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I love Jimmy Carr.

"If we're all God's children, then why's Jesus so special?"

[–]littlelion2k 4 points5 points ago

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It's even better when you read it in Jimmy's voice.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Err, why is this on imgur? Does Twitter not have enough bandwidth?

[–]Hoobleton 10 points11 points ago

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Because large social networking are blocked at at many places of work whereas imgur is not so widely blocked, also Twitter likes to mess with mobile clients and screw around with the back button.

[–]XenoX101 10 points11 points ago

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Also karma.

[–]igiarmpr 2 points3 points ago

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any link gives you karma

[–]beanso 1 point2 points ago

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More people open imgur links than twitter link. The population of reddit that just wants to look at images is huge.

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[–]BigDisc 17 points18 points ago

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It's much more popular outside of the US.

[–]chocolatelightning 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds about right. My blackberry lights up every 5 seconds with some chat from a foreign family member. Used to be MSN chat online, now it's BBM all the way apparently.

[–]LordOfPies 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Peru, everyone uses BBM down here.

[–]leafrepublic 0 points1 point ago

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I still have to use one for work. :-(

[–]giraffebreath 4 points5 points ago

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As a 19-year-old in Canada, I can tell you that just about 75% of girls my age that I know have a Blackberry.

[–]rowdyonthevex 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I'm 17 and in Newfoundland. At least 75% of people in my age group have Blackberrys.

[–]The_Bug_L 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously? there are many people that use bbs.

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[–]The_Bug_L 4 points5 points ago

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I see a lot on the bus actually. a few of my friends have them. many of the people i follow on twitter seem to have them. people like the physical keyboard, i guess. I think people just got used to them

[–]tompwnsn00bs 0 points1 point ago

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I still have not used a touchscreen keyboard that beat a physical one.

[–]judithshakespeare 0 points1 point ago

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In the UK a lot of firms provide employees with company BlackBerrys. It's starting to change now that other phones are offering exactly the same services but they're really common.

[–]devoye97 -1 points0 points ago

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My sister got her new blackberry, first smartphone, the day before it went down. I have Android. Lulz were had.

[–]takeheed 3 points4 points ago

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Well, they seem to have everything a touchscreen does, only without the touchscreen.

Granted, they have less dick-around games, etc. But people who use a smartphone for what they were made for don't play with that type of shit anyhow.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lots of people who work in corporate. One of my friends works at a large bank and said people were spiking their phones into the elevators during the outage because they absolutely needed to be able to check their email away from the office and they no longer could. A lot of people just went home.

[–]mtx 0 points1 point ago

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Canadians. Especially for enterprise.

[–]overtoke -4 points-3 points ago

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the 99% LOL poor people

[–]Pricanflip 0 points1 point ago

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Being a BES Admin, I can say that the BlackBerry can be administered the way a PC is in an enterprise environment. You can run group policies to make them complete with company security policies. Do I own one? Hell No. But for an IT enterprise environment, no other phone can match the control admins have over the BlackBerry phones.

[–]megapegasus 0 points1 point ago

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its funny because when i read it its his voice in my head hehe

[–]moosemanca -5 points-4 points ago

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wow... that was surprisingly unfunny. I expected a lot more to be honest. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Olukon -3 points-2 points ago

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/groan

[–]deesquared -4 points-3 points ago

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*has

[–]natego 5 points6 points ago

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Some nouns normally considered singular in American English are plural in British English. Teams, companies, and groups of people are some examples.

[–]OriginalEnough 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a Briton who doesn't know about this. Can you give some contrasting examples?

[–]stonewallnilgoals 8 points9 points ago

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Take sports and music. English people tend to say "And England are 1 nil up!". Whereas Americans would say "And the US has scored". English people would say something like "Muse are playing a show tonight", while Americans would say "Muse is playing a show tonight". I am American but watch a lot of soccer and I like the idea of "are, have" etc. because when you are talking about a sports team, it is referring to a group of people not a thing. Easy to think of it as pronouns. English people tend to view teams, groups, and bands as a collective group of people, "they", while Americans tend to think of them as a single entity, "it".

[–]OriginalEnough 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting, thank you.

[–]EdleyGear -2 points-1 points ago

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what?

[–]sto79be -2 points-1 points ago

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I think it's have because they are no longer down, whereas has implies they are still down.

[–]tcmux -3 points-2 points ago

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"Who would've known the ghost of Steve Jobs would take down Black Berry's service."

Jimmy Carr went lateral on an idea I had moments after Steve Jobs died. I can now die peacefully.