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[–]Mustangarrett 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, so did Snookies character (refuse to believe she is real) actually get hit hard like this? I assumed it was way less forceful.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 5 points6 points ago

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Yes. The douchebag was grabbing their shots and giving them to his friends. Super fucked up. Snookie actually has some balls and got in his face.

[–]Mustangarrett 2 points3 points ago

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What was the fallout? If this .gif exists, clearly evidence of the assault does as well.

[–]RyattEarp 2 points3 points ago

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I think people in the bar immediately separated them and not much else. I am ashamed enough to remember it at all so I'm not going to pull up the video to refresh rape my memory.

Aside from that, he lost his job and became so notorious for it he couldn't find work anywhere else and had to join the army. I don't believe he'll be getting laid anytime soon either.

Oh, and here's a video showing how this total bad ass fares under even odds.

Edit: he also pleaded guilty to assault and was fined $500 plus 6 months probation.

[–]Mustangarrett 1 point2 points ago

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Insane! I wonder what the guy was thinking at the time? I will punch a small woman on national television and the people will love me for it!

[–]sirdrizzzle 1 point2 points ago

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I figured it was about the hat. I hate those hats.

[–]MarriWana 1 point2 points ago

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yea the bitch sure has balls... no doubt about that

[–]haux 18 points19 points ago

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This is a weird porno.

[–]InanimatePhoenix 8 points9 points ago

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This gave me flashbacks of that time I wandered into /r/beatingwomen. I'm going to go lay down now.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Yup, hitting women sure is funny.

[–]WiiMachinE 5 points6 points ago

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If it was a dude would that make it better?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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I thought about it before I posted and decided to go with "women" because of r/beatingwomen and the general mysogony of the web which I figured would contribute at least to a handful of these upvotes.

But I agree that it would be equally fucked up an action to hit a man.

[–]joeanon -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope... sorry you are wrong... I like it.

[–]liberaljesus 1 point2 points ago*

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Yeah. We say men and women are equal, but when a man punches a woman like he punches a man it's suddenly horribly wrong. I don't think equality is supposed to work that way.

EDIT: I'm not saying that the person was right to punch her. I'm saying that there are ridiculous and hypocritical double standards in society regarding hitting women.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not that what you say isn't necessarily true, but there are historical, cultural, and social reasons why those double standards exist and why society views the two differently. They're not, on a fundamental level, different, but when the context of 90% of cases of a man hitting a woman is taken into account a much different picture appears.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you look closely he actually hits the fat guy as well, although you can't really consider snookie a woman

[–]yousedditreddit 9 points10 points ago

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only when it's snookie

[–]joeanon 3 points4 points ago

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Equality BITCHES !!! It hurts doesn't it :)

Really though.. you can't believe in not hitting girls without being sexist. You can believe in non violence, but not in non violence only for woman... that's just bullshit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed! Violence doesn't solve anything. I knew a guy and saw his girlfriend hit him on more than one occasion and he never fought back, but I told him he should defend himself and charge her with assault or domestic violence. This topic isn't discussed as much as it should be as violence against women is more prevalent, violence towards men is just as bad.

[–]Greatwhiteturtle 2 points3 points ago

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Hitting a woman and hitting snookie are not one in the same.

[–]edward_r_burrow 5 points6 points ago

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Boom-shaka-laka!

[–]ReverendSlack 0 points1 point ago

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Slams it in!

[–]Nohomobutimgay 14 points15 points ago*

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I'm sorry am I on 4chan right now or reddit??

Snooki was getting in this guy's face, a stranger, because he was literally taking the shots that were meant for her friends and giving them to his. Now, if your friend had the balls to do that, you would give him or her much praise, and definitely try want to kick that guy's ass for doing what he did.

I say quit fucking celebrating a chick getting hit just because it's "cool" on reddit to hate on Jersey Shore. You sounds like idiots who just want to look cool so you're going to side with OP. I bet you haven't even seen this episode, or any episode whatsoever. Reddit hates on JS, so you are as well. Grow up.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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thanks for the background. I've never seen the show and just assumed she was bitching about something dumb. But she actually had a legit excuse to be yelling at the guy.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah man the guy and his friends were just taking the shots right from the bar. People see Snookie so immediately she must be the dumbass in the video (gif). Well, not this time...

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

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Whatever happened to this guy? I assume he was arrested?

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago*

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Yeah, arrested and I think let out on bail. I'm sure never returning to that bar or neighborhood though. Hopefully he's smarter than that.

Edit: justanothercommenter here shares a link to a youtube video that reveals he's a high school teacher. Wow.

[–]not_an_onion -2 points-1 points ago

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does it really matter whether she had a 'legit excuse' or not? The guy hit a girl. Doesn't matter who the girl is, or what she was doing, guys just do NOT hit girls. Real guys, at least.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wait a minute, wtf are you talking about? I used the term "legit excuse" for her yelling at the guy, not justifying him punching her. I never said it was ok for the guy to hit her.

[–]joeanon 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok to hit girl... but a much larger person should take it easy on a smaller one.

Keep in mind not all guys are big and some girls are. Men should not be afraid to defend themselves against a woman physically. That's just reverse sexism.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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a girl has a gun pointed at your mother. you tell me you're not going to punch her if you have an opportunity to save your others life. There's justification. It's just that the situation in which we would hit a girl would have to be pretty extreme.

[–]GinsuGuy 0 points1 point ago

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It's the comical John Belushi-esque deadpan look and steady turn.

[–]joeanon 0 points1 point ago

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No.. I just think its funny to see annoying people get smacked.

The country was a lot better off when we beat our kids and teachers could smack them with rulers. I mean.. don't be pussies there is no serious injuries and it's funny. Who gives a shit if it's a girl or if they got their feelings hurt.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 0 points1 point ago

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I just think its funny to see annoying people get smacked.

Just think of the people who say this with you in mind.

[–]MarriWana -2 points-1 points ago

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We all are happy that a stupid ass bitch got knocked the fuck out. Not just any chick, stop defending her and jersey shore, the ppl on that fucking show need to grow up.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not defending Jersey Shore. I didn't even say if I liked it or not. It doesn't matter.

You're getting it twisted. Listen to me again. The dude deserves to get punched. What he did should get him knocked in the face. Just because Snookie likes to have a good time, doesn't care what anyone thinks about her, and says shit that we find absolutely absurd, means she needs to get punched?

I don't agree with the way you think.

[–]MarriWana 0 points1 point ago

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I like you, you can back your words up, but honestly i think a girl does need to get knocked out every once in awhile. Im 19 and ive been punched in the face way more by girls than guys. Yet i cant do anything about it, its not right. Talk about equal rights. And yea snookie is a bitch! i like seeing someone so big-headed shutting the fuck up. makes me feel happier for all the humble ppl in this world that do not get any recognition for talents or skills they can share with the world when this snookie thing is a celeb for partying and fucking.Teaching little teenage girls its okj to be like her, you'll be famous. Ive never watched 5 min more of jersey shore and but im willing to bet that shes done enough on that show to get that punch, MAYBE not at that night alone, and i dont know the story, maybe the guys a dick but fuck im glad someone finally thrusted it to that bitch on the lips of her face and not the other lips this time, but all in all for all wack as shit that im sure shes done, she had it coming.

[–]Cuzimwhite 5 points6 points ago

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Mama said knock you out....

[–]Bugsybear 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck everything about this post and all these "hero" comments.

[–]sukinonmybalzak 4 points5 points ago

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[–]IamSparticles 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Nohomobutimgay 0 points1 point ago

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I wish you much positive net karma my friend.

[–]cybaritic -1 points0 points ago

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Video link?

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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http://youtu.be/rPV5PrgUw9A

Guy is a fucking teacher, for Christ's sake. Holy cow. North Queens Community High School.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 1 point2 points ago

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Whoah did not know that. Only removed from his classes, they say? His douchy ass needs to get fired.

[–]Mangz0r 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wodniw 0 points1 point ago

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He hit the frumpy little guy in between them in the nose, as well!

[–]Ohaithereimjake 0 points1 point ago

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Never get tired of this.

[–]guntz1092 0 points1 point ago

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first time seeing this; this isn't being reposted enough

[–]fuglystick 0 points1 point ago

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Dude was a douche. Snookie is a twat. I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for anyone in this scenario.

[–]woot145ify -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm going to save this and watch it when I have bad days.

[–]Johnny_fckingbananas -3 points-2 points ago

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Gotta love the slow motion

[–]Spuddyy -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah...hitting girls. Best repost ever. You kidding me? I don't care who it is. Still not funny at all.