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[–]socalnonsage 12 points13 points ago

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True Story [somewhat NSFW]:

My wife works with nurses and doctors who treat patients involved in high risk pregnancies (neonatal care). Many patients are morbidly obese and this causes huge risks to the fetus.

Anyway, one of her doctors recited a story in which she was working at a fertility clinic. One of her patients was a very obese woman who was having a hard time getting pregnant. Tests were performed and both the male and female reproductive parts were working fine.

After months and months of trying, the doctor decided to take swab samples in and around her vagina.

Apparently, in a fat/skin fold, was found dried deposits of semen. Also found, a washrag...

TL;DR: Hubby was fucking fat folds and didn't know any better.

[–]Russz 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell??

[–]CullenDM 3 points4 points ago

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I guess the kitty thought it smelled like fish too! :P

[–]NunFur 2 points3 points ago

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This is more WTF than funny really

[–]AliBabasCamel 4 points5 points ago

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The only question I have is: how do I go about forgetting I ever saw that?

[–]thenuge26 9 points10 points ago

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Eye Bleach (nsfw)

[–]broALLOVAyaFACE 3 points4 points ago

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you son of a bitch! i really thought the alternate version would have had xrated boobies.... next time i'll find my own eye bleach

[–]thenuge26 1 point2 points ago

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LOL! I didn't link to the alternative ;)

That is what you get for being curious.

[–]broALLOVAyaFACE 0 points1 point ago

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i thought being curious kills the cat (fine with me i don't like those damn things anyway) not provide a link to full frontal male nudity.... anyway Bibi Jones was so good eye bleach for that horrible curious mistake.

[–]Starbanned 1 point2 points ago

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Of course they don't tell you the kitten didn't survive.

[–]drooj78 1 point2 points ago

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HOW did he find it to 'go down on her'? OK....

Flip thru the folds til you smell shit, then go back two.

[–]Yimminstine 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that's how you eat pussy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is both hilarious and filled with what the fuck.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 0 points1 point ago

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someone went down on that?

[–]sn34kypete 0 points1 point ago

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I demand a link to the real article.

[–]jelly_wobble_head[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Little bit of digging and here you go.

[–]SoupOrSteve -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like he got some... pussy. YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[–]wuffo -1 points0 points ago

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That seems like one foul smelling pussy..

[–]christhesexyone -1 points0 points ago

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Like who would go down on that?

[–]Howisdiscool -1 points0 points ago

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"My fella"?

[–]brningpyre -1 points0 points ago

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Yo dawg...