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[–]kompfreak 25 points26 points ago

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Remember to leave room for Jesus!

[–]fifth0 1 point2 points ago

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He's always trying to be the god damn lucky pierre!

[–]Xcottle 10 points11 points ago

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Is it hard logging in for you?

[–]greg718 5 points6 points ago

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I wanna freak dance right now!

[–]Chemicon 5 points6 points ago

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shall we?

[–]theFR34K 1 point2 points ago

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usually people pay me

[–]quincydude33 10 points11 points ago

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As a swing dancer, I greatly approve of this sign.

[–]cosmopolous 18 points19 points ago

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you dance with other peoples partners?

[–]Howisdiscool 5 points6 points ago

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That whore!

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

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i do some other dancing, but yeah. when i go out to dance and see this i just.. i just... ಠ_ಠ it's not even dancing. they're just... moving.

[–]GAndroid -1 points0 points ago

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As a swing dancer I miss out on the freak dance. I wouldn't mind if freak was allowed. It would be more fun

[–]gangy86 2 points3 points ago

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.....but mooooooooom!

[–]FailingUpward 3 points4 points ago

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How else am I supposed to dance to this?

[–]DjinntoTonic 2 points3 points ago

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What did I just watch? It was like techno Peewee's Playhouse with an R-rating and too much Auto-tune.

[–]aAntelope 1 point2 points ago

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yeah "freak" dancing in the West Indies/Caribbean is just called "dancing"

[–]fifth0 1 point2 points ago

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why not just make a porno wtf is the point of this shit.

[–]Rabid_Cat 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Chell in panel 3?

[–]TranceAddictFoX -1 points0 points ago

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You beat me to it. Have an upvote for thinking alike

[–]jillianem 1 point2 points ago

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Figure 3 looks like Adam Sandler

[–]theFR34K 1 point2 points ago

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every day I can dance in less and less places :(

[–]Mage_tank 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't know how to dance. I want to learn to swing, but yeah. Can't even freak dance. Or that other one before it.

As it is, I just talk at parties.

[–]magic_murder_bag 1 point2 points ago

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I would be annoyed if I had to log in with that name every time

[–]PhilSnip 0 points1 point ago

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Brings out the freakdancer in me, just because they say i cant do it..

[–]hateswomen 0 points1 point ago

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I'd just dance the sign off the wall.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the dirtier they dance, the sluttier her clothes get.

[–]ItGotRidiculous 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine a lot of people turn around and leave if they walk in to see a dance floor where everyone can actually dance.

[–]Speedybo0m -1 points0 points ago

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this is literally how my high school is. no ones going to the homecoming dance now because we cant do figure 4 any more. (new principal this year) the administration breaks up any people doing it..

[–]greg718 -2 points-1 points ago

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Look at that white guy try to freak dance!

[–]anduin1 11 points12 points ago

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because its hard to stand there and let a woman grind your junk?

[–]schoolairplane -5 points-4 points ago

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figure 4 is considered dancing? what is wrong with society