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[–]Dead_Rooster 55 points56 points ago

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Prophet like it's hot.

[–]TremendousPete 0 points1 point ago

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Get money, get saved.

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 2 points3 points ago

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Gin and Jews.

[–]stuntsbluntshiphop 3 points4 points ago

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Just became one of my favorites.

[–]rubenredsox 3 points4 points ago

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[–]jdemell 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to see this link. Was not disappointed.

[–]HokeyReddit 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Articuno 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ravenik 2 points3 points ago

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God i love boobs

[–]BloodyMess 2 points3 points ago

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You sound confident. Better tattoo that shit fast.

[–]spattem 4 points5 points ago

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I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, this is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.

[–]cdubious 1 point2 points ago

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Got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do...wait that's a knife! Motherfucka why you tryin to be kissin a brotha? That shit ain't cool.

[–]eastward 3 points4 points ago

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my man you must not have seen very many gifs

[–]pfasul01 1 point2 points ago

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agreed....maybe not my fav but this one get me everytime

[–]Itsgoodsoup 0 points1 point ago

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[–]soulsonicfunk 0 points1 point ago

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The one in blue is like "Da fuq is this shit?"

[–]n00bx7 0 points1 point ago

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This is hilarious cause he is on my pandora right now

[–]whats_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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why?

[–]deboma 2 points3 points ago

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because Internet

[–]missalissa15 0 points1 point ago

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the kfc guy in the last supper is way better.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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black jesus?

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Chuuuch!

[–]grundose 0 points1 point ago

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For me, it's this.

[–]liveat60fps 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Articuno 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, at least get the right song.

[–]pIIE 2 points3 points ago

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[–]abasss -3 points-2 points ago

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My god you're easily amused.

This one is mine

[–]badvegan39 -1 points0 points ago

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 **FOSHIZZLE**

[–]badvegan39 -1 points0 points ago

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 foshizzle