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[–]BROSEIDON_KING 204 points205 points ago

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HE NEVER SAYS BRACE YOURSELVES

[–]Tartis_Sauce 23 points24 points ago

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[–]lvivskepivo 40 points41 points ago

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Thank you! Every time someone fucks up this meme I want to say this.

[–]PureQuixotry 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you! Every ti[m]e someone fucks up this meme I want to say this.

FTFY

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

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I've been reading the books since 2005 and I'm not butthurt that someone said brace yourself with his picture.

[–]ZombieHousefly 8 points9 points ago

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Ever thought about investing in a speed reading course?

[–]Vertyx 3 points4 points ago

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Just putting a note here so I can return in a couple of weeks when I've finished reading the comments above.

[–]db0255 22 points23 points ago

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So what does he say? I've never watched this series, just curious.

[–]odd84 50 points51 points ago

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"Winter is coming" is the line he's known for throughout the books. It's not said in the literal sense that the season is changing (though it is), but as a warning to prepare for harder, darker times looming on the horizon.

[–]grubas 28 points29 points ago

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It's also the words of House Stark, his family.

[–]yur_mom 1 point2 points ago

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This one was still funny, but I only know this as the "Brace Yourself" meme so maybe that is why I am not bothered.

[–]grubas 3 points4 points ago

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I've normally seen it as the standard "X is coming", but apparently I was just blind to some of the "Brace Yourselves", meh.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 2 points3 points ago

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The weatherman has been known to say it sometimes also.

[–]db0255 12 points13 points ago

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So, it's kind of like the "Luke, I am your father" line, huh?

[–]AeBeeEll 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, exactly. "Winter is coming" gets quoted as "Brace yourselves, winter is coming", in the same way that "I am your father" gets quoted as "Luke, I am your father".

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 7 points8 points ago

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Sadly most people see the picture of Eddard and think "LOL IT'S THE MEDIEVAL GUY WITH THE SNOW!"

[–]CowFu 1 point2 points ago

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"No, I am your father" is the line.

[–]armyguygw 10 points11 points ago

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No, not at all.

[–]db0255 32 points33 points ago

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?

That full line was never spoken. It was "I am your father", not "Luuuukkkeee, I am your father." People just add in the Luke part...like they're adding in the "brace yourselves".

[–]iRideDragons 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AeBeeEll 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Reikk 3 points4 points ago

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[–]tcraw 0 points1 point ago

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Hah! I've always thought I was crazy because I could never find in the series or the books where he actually says that.

[–]Cayou 0 points1 point ago

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Also, Holmes never says "Elementary, my dear Watson" (in the original books, at least) and Kirk never says "Beam me up, Scotty".

[–]BigGreenYamo 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure he doesn't say anything about dicks, either.

[–]InTheZone1 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad. The meme is set

[–]babiesloveboobies 0 points1 point ago

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It's funnier that way.

[–]zeug666 15 points16 points ago

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Just hit the [F] tab.

[–]many_turtles 4 points5 points ago

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omg the [f] tab

[–]mrminty 51 points52 points ago

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I've always wondered why they can't just separate gonewild into two different subreddits. If you want to see dicks and vaginas, you can always combine them in the URL. Am I in the minority when I say that I find it annoying?

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 19 points20 points ago

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They are seperated, there's an [f] and [m] tag at the tops.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY SHIT. Upvote for you.

[–]sashimi_taco 2 points3 points ago

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If you would take 2 seconds to observe the subreddit you would see that.

[–]honor646 5 points6 points ago

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He's too busy removing his pants.

[–]tllnbks 11 points12 points ago

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It's so you will last longer.

[–]mrminty 6 points7 points ago

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Gotta keep my hand impressed with my stamina. Otherwise it might start jerking other guys off on the side to fulfill it's needs.

[–]GaSSyStinkiez -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't work if you're bisexual.

[–]Leelluu 78 points79 points ago

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So that's where I need to look!

I periodically check r/gonewild and get super disappointed because it's all women.

[–]Spazit 27 points28 points ago

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Check /new/ of GW for more, I am told.

[–]rugtoad 15 points16 points ago

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[–]WildlifeAnalysis 15 points16 points ago

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r/penis

[–]ProfessorSomething 12 points13 points ago

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Also, r/picsofhorsedicks and r/tinydick.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Oh god why did I go

[–]JonSherwell 16 points17 points ago

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r/spacedicks is a good eye bleach.

[–]sgt_shizzles 23 points24 points ago

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At this point you're just being cruel.

[–]flutesmurf 2 points3 points ago

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Usually I complain when people don't create links to subreddits. Not this time. No, not this time.

[–]JonSherwell 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly can't even bring myself to go to the subreddit, I have seen ONE picture from it, and I can say, with confidence, that I shan't do so again.

[–]emocol 0 points1 point ago

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Oh..I see what you meant by eye bleach.

[–]kqpro 7 points8 points ago

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yep, browser history cleared

[–]Cptn_Janeway 5 points6 points ago

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r/picsofhorsedicks

I would go, but I'm just afraid its going to literally be a site of horse dicks.

[–]ProfessorSomething 20 points21 points ago

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It is.

[–]T-Luv 2 points3 points ago

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On my way!

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, reddit. You're so silly.

[–]DarthMcGavin 1 point2 points ago

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wow. til..

[–]Teotwawki69 15 points16 points ago

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Just search for "Gonewild [M]", and that will cull most of the vagina that's not part of a couple's shot. And yes, it finds (M) and {M} as well.

[–]Leelluu 26 points27 points ago

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I am now looking at naked people in my living room.

[–]TheBoredMan 43 points44 points ago

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Your living room sounds like the place to be.

[–]Leelluu 15 points16 points ago

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Indeed it is.

[–]beefinbed 6 points7 points ago

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how did they get in to take the pictures?

[–]Leelluu 4 points5 points ago

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There are always naked people at my house.

[–]f03nix 3 points4 points ago

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Sounds like an interesting place, do you want some pizza's delivered .... personally ?

[–]Leelluu 4 points5 points ago

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Only if they have erotic shapes.

[–]f03nix 5 points6 points ago

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You're in luck, I ONLY deliver them in erotic shapes.

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[deleted]

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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Treesgonewild? Is it naked people taking pictures of the Cheetos, fifteen shots of the ceiling then a foot?

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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TIL I don't have to go to r/boobies anymore.

But I'm still gonna.

[–]drakeypoo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]LuridTeaParty -1 points0 points ago

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huh

[–]mericaftw 1 point2 points ago

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Just search for "[m]" in r/gonewild only. Problem solved. ;)

[–]armyguygw 0 points1 point ago

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Gaymersgonewild LGBTgonewild

[–]ModernAlias 1 point2 points ago

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The dudeflesh is usually high quality too, plenty of abs and stuff. For some reason they all have this thing about strangling their cocks at you, but maybe as a straight dude I just don't get it.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Porn version of duckface?

[–]wtfxstfu -1 points0 points ago

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I know everyone else is trying to help you look at penises, but please look at some vaginas too and keep hope alive.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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I hope to look at vaginas.

[–]Leelluu -1 points0 points ago

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Vaginas are gross.

[–]sandst0rm42 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm surprised no one has suggested r/spacedicks to you yet

[–]PlumberODeth -1 points0 points ago

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So, now that you've found what you've been seeking, you should replace the 'o' with a 'u'?

[–]SmoochyDaisy52 11 points12 points ago

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The dicks are coming? Nice.

[–]ClampingNomads 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that was bracing

[–]jingleheimer -1 points0 points ago

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Cumming? >.<

[–]jsellout 26 points27 points ago

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[–]hodor_here 4 points5 points ago

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hodor

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

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Hodor. Hodor Hodor?

[–]CantHugEveryCat 4 points5 points ago

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I don't mind seeing a few cocks, as long as they are nice and hard.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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What if the women and gays want to fap too?

[–]SpadeOfDiamonds 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know there was more than one page

[–]BloodyNobody 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite can be used to filter out [m] and [cd] posts.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It wouldn't be so bad if there was more body in there and guys did something classy. But 99% of them just take closeup of their hard dick. It isn't really offensive or anything. It is just.. lame.

[–]binarypolitics 2 points3 points ago

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I have all the dicks filtered out by RES. It ignores titles with (m) [m] {m} etc

[–]shitshowmartinez 6 points7 points ago

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I'm too lazy to look this up, and I've seen this meme like four thousand times - is this guy from LOTR? which one? what does he really say - winter is coming? Why does he say that?

[–]batmantis25 17 points18 points ago

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Game of Thrones. Stark House Motto. Now you know.

[–]alemundo 23 points24 points ago

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To be fair, the same actor plays Boromir in LotR.

[–]Proc31 2 points3 points ago

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Sean Bean just to let everyone know.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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THE ARROWS ARE COMING.

[–]shitshowmartinez 4 points5 points ago

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Cool, thanks.

[–]studmuffffffin 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I always thought it was Lord of the Rings. Then again I've never watched Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings. Braces for downvotes.

[–]Dented 10 points11 points ago

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Never too late :)

[–]mdrndgtl 2 points3 points ago

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Books are for reading, not watching.

[–]iama_girl_and 0 points1 point ago

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But the show and the movies are good too. I would have never read the books if I first didn't see Game of Thrones on HBO and the LOTR movies. No big deal.

[–]sunpex 0 points1 point ago

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thanks, appreciated

[–]JosiahJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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I finally looked up Game of Thrones. It was slowly sounding more and more familiar. I now know why. I read part of the first book some time ago (not of my own will, fucking women) and it was god-awful bad. I wanted to kill myself every time I picked up the book.

Please tell me the TV show is better, and that people like it solely because of HBO and not because of the books...

Ninja edit: Before the downvotes come. It's not the type of book I would ever pick up expecting to like it. I didn't go searching for the damn thing, it found me.

[–]Taedirk 1 point2 points ago

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I've got a script to fix that...

[–]evapilot967 1 point2 points ago

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That was the hardest I've laughed all day, thanks.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 1 point2 points ago

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RES my friend, RES.

[–]irascible 1 point2 points ago

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Use the search box for [f] dummy!

[–]g-dragon 1 point2 points ago

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is that where all the dicks are? thanks!

[–]woohoo44 1 point2 points ago

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omg sooo funny!!

[–]Oh4Sh0 1 point2 points ago

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Why are men so scared of seeing a penis?

[–]Johnny_Drama 1 point2 points ago

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God this is so true.

[–]the_goat_boy 2 points3 points ago

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More like "Brace yourself. The clothed women are coming."

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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I browse the first page and is disappointed that they aren't showing more.

[–]Dented 0 points1 point ago

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search [f] + limit search to subreddit = profit.

[–]echopaff 0 points1 point ago

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956 upvotes. 92 comments. Yup, sounds about right.

[–]jordanross 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I hear flight of the bumble bee when I viewed this?

[–]midas22 0 points1 point ago

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Last time I visited r/all/new/ dicks were popping up there as well to the point where I had to leave.

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

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You could just search the subreddit for things that contain [f].

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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3 pages is better than 3 "Next's" on Chatroulette when all the Dick's come

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

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It's gotten better recently, they used to crop up on the 2nd page.

[–]Novelt_Acct 0 points1 point ago

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no pun intended?

[–]brettlyian 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote x1000000000000

[–]Anthromorphic_Food 0 points1 point ago

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That man is bracing for an emphallic defeat

[–]nvjar -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]Cptn_Janeway 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck you, was looking forward to that

[–]nvjar 2 points3 points ago

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Find some guys on gone wild and have them start cross posting to mengonewild. It's empty now but given time I'm sure it would develop into a robust community.

The subreddit also doesn't have any mods so you could probably take it over and develop the hell out of it.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

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Tempting...very tempting

[–]Rytron3000 0 points1 point ago

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awesome username! your hair got much better in season 4.

[–]ironwaffle -3 points-2 points ago

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Funniest use of this meme I have seen so far. Good job!

[–]you-hate-to-see-this -1 points0 points ago

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Ugh, you hate to see dicks.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

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Page three? More like page 1, 50 percent.