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[–]flippityfloppityfloo 130 points131 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If it's so simple, why haven't you done it?

[–]1FLU 1 point2 points ago

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if you're good at something, never do it unless you get catnip in return

[–]Rukutsk -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]SexyBanana 19 points20 points ago

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You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?

[–]Immersionz 25 points26 points ago

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Cut them on the catnip can.

[–]jasonbeee 2 points3 points ago

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They sell it in cans now?!

[–]GLneo -1 points0 points ago

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Cut them on the cat-food can.

[–]chronodestroyer 11 points12 points ago

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Why So Sirius?

[–]Mrlala2 1 point2 points ago

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why so purrious

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

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Sirius ... white ?

[–]DoubleTapThat -1 points0 points ago

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It's lupus

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]TheWoodenMan 0 points1 point ago

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Which leaves us with amyloidosis or sarkoidosis.

[–]3kr 0 points1 point ago

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Get him a lumbar puncture.

[–]JokerAndFriends -1 points0 points ago

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Its never lupus

[–]monty7888 4 points5 points ago

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I love the tie

[–]Kertelen 4 points5 points ago

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If it's so simple, why you haven't done it already?

[–]Tannerlicious 4 points5 points ago

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If you're good at something, never do it for free.

[–]Kertelen 2 points3 points ago

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How much you want?

[–]McBride36 4 points5 points ago

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half

[–]Tannerlicious 4 points5 points ago

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You're crazy.

[–]Kertelen 7 points8 points ago*

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No I'm not. No, I'm not.

If we don't deal with this *now*, soon, little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.

[–]Tannerlicious 1 point2 points ago

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ENOUGH from the clown!

[–]Kertelen 1 point2 points ago

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Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not BLOW this out of proportion.

[–]AtomShell 4 points5 points ago

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Jocat aint got shit on Ace the Bathound

[–]seifd 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't anyone get the name right? Also, Ace can take down any cat.

[–]Shittin_on_Reposts 43 points44 points ago

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Old as fuck and you even got the quote wrong.

[–]DiscoDonkey 8 points9 points ago

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Yet it still made me laugh

[–]vornan19[S] 1 point2 points ago

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At least you're true to your username. Now, did I submit the same link? Or just the same image?

I'm always cruising the /new queue but I haven't seen it until this morning.

[–]1FLU 2 points3 points ago

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reposting is much more excusable than missing the quote... have some pride.

[–]fikissupren 1 point2 points ago

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It's simple, meow we get rid of the Batdog.

FTFY

[–]squirrelyMAPLE 0 points1 point ago

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do you know how the internet works?

[–]MiraP 2 points3 points ago

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Want to see a magic trick?

[–]djsirois12 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to make this pencil disappear!

[–]Saucefire 2 points3 points ago

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There is no Batdog. There is, however, Ace the Bat hound

[–]NinjaBob 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer to ignore the era of giving animal companions to every comic book hero. Except for Krypto. Krypto is awsome.

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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Ace was awesome in the batman beyond series. They did a series where all the super pets made a team. You should probably not read it.

[–]ShapkaSamosranka 2 points3 points ago

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I really hope that cat wasn't actually painted...

[–]neotropic9 2 points3 points ago

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[–]flippityfloppityfloo 0 points1 point ago

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4.8 million views?

Nice.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

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BAHMAN!

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 16 points17 points ago

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[–]cannex 8 points9 points ago

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Well there goes sleep tonight.

[–]beanso 10 points11 points ago

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[–]jasonbeee 6 points7 points ago

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I like how one of those is outraged that the cat has a costume on.

[–]shanedoth 1 point2 points ago

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The highest ranking one was 55 upvotes in /r/pics, so I imagine only 100 or so people saw it before it fell off the front page.

[–]jzr1991 13 points14 points ago

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Its.. "It's simple, we kill the batdog." + its been done before..

2 months ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Shut the fuck up, I haven't seen this yet.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wow, creeeeeepy

[–]harsh3r 1 point2 points ago

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I am calling ASPCA on you. Just as soon as i am done lol-ing.

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 1 point2 points ago

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Hey cat! Why so serious?

[–]HeatVisionPaolo 1 point2 points ago

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YOU GOT THE QUOTE WRONJ.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Did not need to get my name in this thread. Kudos.

[–]JustJizzed 0 points1 point ago*

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You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's go and get some nuts!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody better post this to /r/dogfort.

[–]giggity_giggity 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, give me some eye bleach!

[–]vornan19[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Here you go.

Might be nsfw, if you're at work.

[–]jacobra2 0 points1 point ago

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this actually looks like the cheshire cat dressed up as joker...

[–]corminder 0 points1 point ago

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DO NOT WANT.

[–]enolan211 0 points1 point ago

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How does this picture/caption keep making it to the front page?!

[–]liquix 0 points1 point ago

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Horrifying.

[–]dumbkid 0 points1 point ago

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No its "Its easy, we eliminate the batdog"

[–]uraffuroos 0 points1 point ago

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Re-post too soon.

[–]raptorraptor 0 points1 point ago

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Ruh roh.

[–]kyru 0 points1 point ago

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I believe you mean Bat-hound

[–]hobo1942 0 points1 point ago

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Why so CUTE?!

[–]mekese2000 0 points1 point ago

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Why so Nom Nom.

[–]rosalita828 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

[–]Smare 0 points1 point ago

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The first movie I thought of when I read the title was actually "The Incredible Journey"

[–]desmone1 0 points1 point ago

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That pudgy man has a point

[–]Bear_In_A_Man_Suit 0 points1 point ago

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It's simple, meow we get rid of the Batdog.

FTFY

[–]wantscadillac 0 points1 point ago

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Then what would cat women be?

[–]exprofessionallurker 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I get to wake up to this? Suddenly seems like the best day of my life.

[–]AYONEEGUH 0 points1 point ago

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I'm curious just how many times this will hit front page

[–]TheGizmojo 0 points1 point ago

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:3

[–]vaguebanner 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Racemic 0 points1 point ago

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Pssht pssht pssht. "It's simple. We KILL. The Batman."

[–]TheDuban 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this makes me laugh much much harder than I would have suspected.

[–]funkydopeloven 0 points1 point ago

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holy flying cat shit batdog, this is new as the pager

[–]1FLU 0 points1 point ago

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man, i wish you got the line right.

[–]turbochrgdnismo 0 points1 point ago

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It's simple; please stop this.

[–]aroomacanvas 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TitaniaTeacup 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of how I used to put make up on my cats when I was a wee youngin'.

[–]Mightyfool 0 points1 point ago

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Could somebody pleasy make a Batdog? It barks, it flies, it drives you nuts at nights! Movie coming 2015!

[–]notcleverenough 5 points6 points ago

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[–]3atcat -2 points-1 points ago

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the Batcat approves

[–]Rehtori -3 points-2 points ago

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I didnt think i was obsessed with BF3 until now... I read the title as "it's simple, now we het rid of the battlelog". At first i downvoted because it was reeeeally out of context...