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[–][deleted] 348 points349 points ago

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No time to watch the tits, too busy being awesome at Airhockey.

[–]benm314 36 points37 points ago

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You're trying way too hard. Even if you lose, you still win!

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 11 points12 points ago

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Til you get overzealous, launch the puck up, and knock out her teeth.

Upside: she'll probably get blood on her shirt and have to take it off...

[–]Tazoris 4 points5 points ago

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I couldn't understand what you were reading into "being awesome at Airhockey" before I realized that wasn't something Today You Learned.

[–]Alltra 7 points8 points ago

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I sat and watched the whole gif load on my slow internet. worth tit.

[–]jonathanrdt 250 points251 points ago

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I like the part where her boobs

[–]TheWeirdestThing 100 points101 points ago

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wigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 28 points29 points ago

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Wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle, yeah

[–]Pwnzetta 6 points7 points ago

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Do the wiggle, ya.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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She knew what her boobs were doing. >_>

[–]morcheeba 6 points7 points ago

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.<_<

.>_>

.<_<

[–]s0m3f00l 3 points4 points ago

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I enjoy this as well

[–]notjawn 66 points67 points ago

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Same reason I walk my dog on the beach. "Aww I love chocolate labs!" bends over in bikini to pet dog

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[–]notjawn 28 points29 points ago

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I think I'm just gonna go all out one day and pull two puppies and a adorable blonde curly-haired toddler in a red wagon while playing "more than words" on an acoustic guitar.

[–]throatsplooshers 4 points5 points ago

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Just don't bring an ugly kid.

[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

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Is it sad that my mind thought of an alternative meaning for "chocolate labs"?

I'll get this one. Yes it is.

[–]Atario 122 points123 points ago

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"Huh, I just slammed it in your hole."

[–]JonnyFB421 95 points96 points ago

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"It happened so fast I didn't even notice"

[–]BeatDigger 44 points45 points ago

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"Well, it is pretty easy to score with you."

[–]CavalryMaid 20 points21 points ago

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"Geez, I really am wide open huh."

[–]zakkarius 18 points19 points ago

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"...I want to have sex with you"

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 15 points16 points ago

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"if you know what I mean..."

[–]thang1thang2 2 points3 points ago

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"It's similar to what you do with those cucumbers, only better"

[–]soccerjoe 443 points444 points ago

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Because they are terrible at it?

[–]holdir 247 points248 points ago

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Hmmmm yeeeeeeah, i'm sure that's why.

[–]NuclearPotatoes 16 points17 points ago

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People downvoted you on your birthday! That ain't right, take my upvote bro.

[–]gamerx11 7 points8 points ago

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People downvoted you for saying people downvoted him on his birthday! That ain't right, take my upvote bro.

[–]speedyjohn[!] 34 points35 points ago

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People downvoted you for saying people downvoted-- nevermind, not doing this

[–]uchoo786 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah dude, it's so damn easy to score...

[–]Rinkeli 4 points5 points ago

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Every time I come up with something clever, someone was already said it. Fuck you, thank you, upvote.

[–]khainne 174 points175 points ago

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In high school I worked the game room at chuck e cheese. These 2 women were playing air hockey, one was wearing a one shouldered shirt. Needless to say her titty popped out and every man and boy within viewing distance of the event got a 30 second show as she continued to play.

[–]Spiridytus 314 points315 points ago

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How was that needless to say.

[–]Bob_Faget 225 points226 points ago

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"needless to say" is a community college literary device used by shitty storytellers as filler

[–]whatthefuckisareddit 211 points212 points ago

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hey i go to community college, and needless to say, i never use th.. oh.

[–]quackkhead 32 points33 points ago

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I resent that remark. I am a senior at a respected community college.

[–]LennonMOBILE 14 points15 points ago

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Completely honest question here. Are there actually "respected" community colleges? I feel like that's not the case where I am from... I've also never met anyone who has gone to a community college and didn't drop out...

[–]CaptainJackHardness 58 points59 points ago

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I actually know someone who went to community college to save money and then transferred to MIT to finish her undergrad and then went to Johns Hopkins Medical Shool. I didn't believe it myself.

[–]magicpostit 43 points44 points ago

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This is what community colleges are used for. I also know for a fact the Physics teacher at the community college I am attending (before I transfer to a 4-year university) is much better then the Physics teachers at the university I will be attending.

That's usually what happens when you make researchers teach though.

[–]YourEmbarrassingDad 1 point2 points ago

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Needless to say... I didn't believe it myself.

[–]GoatseMcShitbungle 41 points42 points ago

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Greendale Community College

[–]sscrofulous 4 points5 points ago

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The well-oiled machine that is the Greendale High Scool Ski Team

[–]Cdf12345 3 points4 points ago

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e pluribus anus

[–]LennonMOBILE 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, of course!

[–]bosoxphanatic 17 points18 points ago

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Yea there are. In my area (a major metropolitan area) there are quite a few community colleges that get some respect. Some have great programs that don't require four years such as: culinary arts, automotive programs and nursing for example. Some schools have transfer agreements with well respected universities so people can save tons of money while having an advantage when applying to certain universities.

[–]Sciencing 6 points7 points ago*

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I went to a community college, transferred to a larger university, and then went to medical school. I saved a shit load of money taking the early courses in college.

Honestly, the teaching was of far higher quality at the community college than at the major state school (that is highly respected- ranks top 25 in most subjects, top 10 in a few). At the state school, most teachers were there for research, and teaching was a distraction.

The classes (especially intro classes) sometimes had over 400 students. At the community college, my physics class had 7 students, and the teacher actually cared about teaching because that is what he loved doing.

[–]quackkhead 5 points6 points ago

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I don't really know about "respected" but there are definitely some shitty community colleges out there. Check your population sample; several of my friends transferred from the local community college and obtained bachelor's degrees at unis. I transfer to a university in the winter.

[–]ipodman715 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly what I did - good to have most of the gen eds out of the way :D

[–]Calik 3 points4 points ago

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Most people use them to get the filler courses out of the way so they don't end up paying 20 times more for them at whatever actual university they end up at. It's a good way to save 20 grand. Also I graduated from community college so there's that, it was an easy program and about 60% dropped out.

[–]Fantastic_Mr_Fister 2 points3 points ago

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There is one in my area that is supposed to have good programs for emts and culinary students. A manager at a local hospital told me the place puts out better nurses than a lot of 4 year schools too since it's more hands on than lecture oriented.

On the other hand, I know many people that decided to go there to study music theory or something similar. Nearly all of them have dropped out or are still there after six years.

So it really depends on the school and subject. Ever hear Adam Carolla rant about community college? He is right on for the most part.

[–]stlouisbrowns 2 points3 points ago

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Yes there are respected ones. Yes for many they mean the difference between a life of abject manual labor and a fairly decent life with a decent income. Yes although you apparently only know losers, many people complete entire degrees at community colleges and many transfer from community colleges to other kinds of college.

[–]Lucas_Steinwalker 7 points8 points ago

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  1. Do well at community college.
  2. Go to real college.
  3. Pay nearly 1/2 as much as it would have cost you to go to a four year school.

It's what people who don't have Mommy and Daddy taking care of them do.

[–]akdas 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever this topic comes up, I think about the disadvantage to going to CC for the first two years. I'm going to a four year college that I entered right after high school, and in the first two years, I took an upper division CS class and three upper division math classes, none of which would be available at a CC. My friend had already started taking grad classes at this point, again not possible at a CC.

Additionally, not spreading out the gen eds seems strange to me, because it's those classes that balance out the difficult classes, so trying to cram all the major classes in the last two years seems like a death sentence. That and the gen eds that I took would not have been offered at a CC, nor would they have been taught by people who were actually actively developing the field.

Finally, I can't imagine trying to cram two majors into two years, so for anyone who decides to do a double major would be screwed by going to CC.

Obviously, I didn't go to CC, so maybe I'm wrong about all these things. Any thoughts on that?

[–]HomelessJoe 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. I'm going to community college for drafting, and my pipe drafting instructor (Mr. Parisher) is one of the men that wrote the textbook. It's one of the most used, and he always brings out new material from his new revisions to test on us. Also, their nursing program is really good (though tough as hell). They have a 90 something pass rate compared to the closest real college's 80-85%. That's on the nursing test (whatever it's called), not the class.

[–]howboutsomepiss 1 point2 points ago

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i did poorly in high school. went to a community college for 2 years and then transferred to tufts. bam!

[–]dszordan 1 point2 points ago

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Well that was needless to say.

[–]imaginaryredditor 2 points3 points ago

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community college literary device

wow.

[–]notjawn 1 point2 points ago

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Look, I'm getting my associates certificate in storytelling at a wonderful community college!

[–]ceslek 21 points22 points ago

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And her friend didn't tell her? It had to be intentional.

[–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe she was so engrossed in the game.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Sometimes you just need to finish what you were doing before you worry about your exposed genitalia. One time I got pantsed (an my underwear went with em) by a friend while giving a girl a piggyback home from the bar. Needless to say I continued penguin waddling, at least until we capsized and I landed on her, because I had no time to stop and pull my pants up.

[–]melevittfl 27 points28 points ago

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...and I swear, that's exactly what happened Officer....

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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hahah, now that you mention it, it does sound kinda rapey. She's my friend and we didn't hook up, but I did eat all the blue frosting off her birthday cake when we got to her house then throw it up at a girl that said I looked kinda drunk on my way home.

[–]machello 20 points21 points ago

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but I did eat all the blue frosting off her birthday cake when we got to her house

Not sure if euphemism...

[–]thegunn 2 points3 points ago

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I sure hope not.. Blue waffle

[–]at_work_working 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot to remind people to Google it.

[–]DigitalHubris 2 points3 points ago

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I ate all the blue frosting off her birthday cake once.

I'll never forget what it was like dating Smurfette.

[–]takingtograve 1 point2 points ago

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every man and boy

Were the women there all blind or was everyone on a NAMBLA field trip?

[–]rubixcubez 83 points84 points ago

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Is this from a porno or something? Purely for research purposes of course...

[–]marthirial 140 points141 points ago

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Careful, fapping to a 3 second gif on Sunday morning can be very, very depressing.

[–]highgravitycane 67 points68 points ago

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Well just see about that.

[–]x3ntr0pyx 121 points122 points ago

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Myth confirmed ... :'(

[–]FatCat433 62 points63 points ago

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You got some on your face.

[–]superbluejeans 1 point2 points ago

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:*| No I don't

[–]Kon-chezz 6 points7 points ago

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Well when you put it that way :-(

[–]insideasleepingbag 1 point2 points ago

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You got some on your nose.

[–]NickyDeeBag 10 points11 points ago

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Challenge:Accepted!

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 7 points8 points ago

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You could always just press escape to pause the gif.

[–]Al0g0s 11 points12 points ago

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I am VERY embarrassed to admit that this changes EVERYTHING

[–]Caseylicious 1 point2 points ago

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Knowing is half the battle!

[–]jf286381 2 points3 points ago

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Turn that frown upside down :-) That still leaves 28,797 potential 3-second faps on the table. And football...

[–]jarrell127 2 points3 points ago

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Do they have to be separate?

[–]Tony_Snark 2 points3 points ago

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Just got back from church, TIME TO FAP.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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It would be so nice to see this chick naked.

[–]IAmTehHamster 37 points38 points ago

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Who are you kidding. It'd be nice to see ANY chick naked.

[–]appropriate-username 18 points19 points ago*

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It'd be nicer to see ~~ ALL~~ only the hot chicks naked.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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careful what you wish for...

[–]appropriate-username 1 point2 points ago

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...shit, you're right.

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 11 points12 points ago

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I've heard a rumor that there's a way to see millions of naked women on this thing called The Internet.

[–]Strutham 1 point2 points ago

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And yet I always long to see naked those who aren't.

[–]frenzyboard 18 points19 points ago

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Tubgirl.

[–]Drakan290 25 points26 points ago

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nope nope nope

[–]SgtBanana 5 points6 points ago

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Smart man. It would be silly to google image search "tubgirl". What you're really looking for is Mr. Hands. Best way to start your Sunday!

[–]skard4life 3 points4 points ago

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WHY DID I LOOK THAT UP?!

[–]thumbsdownasshole 3 points4 points ago

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the same reason we all did.

[–]JustinPM 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I heard this.

Beaky Buzzard

[–]mac1diot 45 points46 points ago

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insert clever reply that is actually just a ruse to easily find this comment later and see if anyone answered

[–]sparklyteenvampire 19 points20 points ago

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That's not nice. I would never do that.

[–]thugmonkey 13 points14 points ago

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[–]ReverseLabotomy 4 points5 points ago

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OH MY GOD YOU SAID Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]Benlarge1 4 points5 points ago

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[–]propaglandist 8 points9 points ago

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Hey are we talking about /r/spiders here?

[–]BBEnterprises 1 point2 points ago

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Hey that was pretty clever.

[–]HeyyyyDudeeee 6 points7 points ago

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[–]truefinn 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking /r/nofap :/

[–]lskdns 46 points47 points ago

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Question for the girls on Reddit: Do you do this on purpose? Because if you do, then bless your souls.

[–]sixpersimmon 36 points37 points ago

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If I'm wearing a low cut shirt, then I don't really have a choice :/

But then again, I'm wearing a low cut shirt ;)

[–]soupforthesoul 7 points8 points ago

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Go on...

[–]sixpersimmon 17 points18 points ago

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Oh well...jiggly tittays. That is all.

[–]Tomgibo 10 points11 points ago

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I think you are confusing reality with this gif. This gif is from a porn film and is of a porn star, she does do it on purpose because she is getting paid to do it. Remember the diagram Dougal

[–]PowerJosl 5 points6 points ago

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can you provide a link with more details? you know, for science...

[–]thaway314156 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody already did, it's from "Trust Justice 3".

[–]lord_dude 1 point2 points ago

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So you need to be a pornstar to know that wiggling titties affect a males´mind?!

[–]Tomgibo 4 points5 points ago

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His question was are they doing it on purpose. Chayse Evans is doing this as her job. "Hey ladies on reddit! Do you shake your tits on purpose in those porn films you star in?" Some ladies do, some ladies don't, a lot of the ones that do on purpose are insecure and a bit crazy, some of the ones that don't are also crazy. Reality - Dreams but also sometimes it swaps round.

[–]redditorforENDOFdays 1 point2 points ago

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Short answer: Yes. Sometimes. Also, no.

Yes, if we're flirting and interested. Sometimes, if it just happens and we aren't aware/don't care. No, if we're actively trying not to expose ourselves but fail.

Sorry, women are complicated.

[–]gigglingbrook 32 points33 points ago

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Oh, I know my titties are jigglin'.

And I know you like it.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]kernelhappy 7 points8 points ago

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There's some nice jiggle in that giggle.

[–]clownbaby007 14 points15 points ago

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It's not just airhockey that keeps them jiggling....

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 8 points9 points ago

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Commence the jigglin'!

[–]allstarlaxman 1 point2 points ago

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"uhh.....hey partner im still alive...I'm just real depressed."

[–]minecrafter69 32 points33 points ago

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I was playing air hockey with a rather hot girl once. Trying to impress her, I started hitting the puck as hard as I could, and I hit it so hard, it hit the side of the air hockey table, bounced off, and nailed her right in the face.

[–]Gredelston 49 points50 points ago

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nailed her right in the face.

Sounds like it worked.

[–]Rabbethan 25 points26 points ago*

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The first time I went out with this girl, we started playing air hockey. Towards the end of the game she decided to cheat and put her arm in the way of the goal. So I did what any normal, well adjusted person would do... I hit the puck as hard as possible and gave her a bruise.

That was in 2005 and we're still together.

[–]crispylego 46 points47 points ago

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I was playing air hockey with a rather hot girl once. Trying to impress her

I think that's the problem.

[–]fireflash38 7 points8 points ago

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What guy doesn't want to impress a hot chick?

[–]crispylego 34 points35 points ago

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Every guy does, but if I were a girl I don't think I would be impressed by a guy beating me at air hockey.

[–]Abusing 16 points17 points ago

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Source?

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 24 points25 points ago

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They prefer to be called broads.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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"I don't know how many times I've told those boys, never call chicks broads."

[–]RoryJ 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know how many times we told you: never call chicks broads.

[–]plusninety 13 points14 points ago

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I'll just drop this here.

[–]sagapo3851 1 point2 points ago

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You are a god amongst men.

[–]muhnooer 12 points13 points ago

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I swear this is why air hockey was invented... every time I play against a girl with cleavage I lose.

[–]3DimenZ 2 points3 points ago

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Don't swear for these kind of things

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever is on the other end of the table obviously made the shot...

[–]Roaning 28 points29 points ago

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I'd have sex with her.

[–]reddipus 30 points31 points ago

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...if you know what I mean.

[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

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What do you mean?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I think the phrase is meant to communicate that one would insert his penis inside of her vagina many times consecutively.

[–]kabuto 8 points9 points ago

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Many times? Don't flatter yourself!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Only once? Just one thrust? :(

[–]Bowlcut100 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, until the moment semen issues forth from said penis, whereupon one withdraws his penis from the lady's vagina and falls into a deep slumber.

[–]Roaning 4 points5 points ago

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After coming it just looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise.

[–]aviator104 2 points3 points ago

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Needless to say

[–]porn_historian 4 points5 points ago

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It also helps that she's a pornstar. This is Chayse Evans in Trust Justice 3.

[–]sagapo3851 1 point2 points ago

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I was about to comment about how you much watch a dickton of porn to recognize this... then I saw your name.

[–]ManInBeige 30 points31 points ago

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.....cos they are rubbish at it?

[–]Adzmodean 12 points13 points ago

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A variation on this is the top rated comment, and was posted 2 hours after yours. I think your username is too nondescript. :P

[–]DeyTa 15 points16 points ago

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your Neutral-ness! it's a beige alert!

[–]ArcticCelt 25 points26 points ago

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If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You win?

[–]kyrodes 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]tomasgdvl 2 points3 points ago

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Can't stop watching....must resist...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Snooker and Pool work well too.

[–]Raffster 2 points3 points ago

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Mesmerising

[–]evil_as_skeletor 2 points3 points ago

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Nice, you totally pucked that slot.

[–]Broheimster 2 points3 points ago

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My No. 1 reason is because it's fun :(

[–]skillrex 2 points3 points ago

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top two reasons

[–]chriswu 2 points3 points ago

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I came here looking for the full video. I am disappoint, Reddit...

[–]kittensociety 2 points3 points ago

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This is the No. 1 reason for cute girls to not play air hockey with douche bags.

[–]axul 2 points3 points ago

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I see two reasons.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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That's also the No. 1 reason chicks play airhockey with guys. They are fully aware of the jiggles.

[–]Purple_2_ 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, Their hand-eye coordination is terrible so it's easy win.

I get ya bro, I get ya.

[–]bbacher 1 point2 points ago

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Because they let you win?

[–]crimefighter 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but if I stare at their tits the whole game I will lose :( Oh well, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.

[–]chance1117 1 point2 points ago

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Personally i would rather go bowling.

[–]amkra 1 point2 points ago

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This is the No. 1 reason why I always lose Airhockey to chicks.

[–]CoolHandDuke 1 point2 points ago

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Please be a gif, please be a gif... Yesssssss.

[–]TimelordVagrant 1 point2 points ago

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She looks really ditzy :I

[–]spillpop 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Missy Stone? The pornstar?

[–]SOLIDninja 1 point2 points ago

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Every date... from now on... will be air hockey...

[–]darklooshkin 1 point2 points ago

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Boobs + easy win. Yeah, i can see why...

[–]We_Are_Not_Amused 1 point2 points ago

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We men unconsciously do this.

[–]anotherworkingstiff 2 points3 points ago

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"Unconscious" is certainly an appropriate word here.

[–]pretzelzetzel 0 points1 point ago

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I love to win as well.

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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Because you win all the time?

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I approve of this message.

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

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Usually they hit it into your goal because your not really paying attention to the game.

[–]kadargo 0 points1 point ago

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More of this please.

[–]kukkuzejt 0 points1 point ago

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No. 1 reason why they invented Airhockey.

FTFY

[–]Inglox 0 points1 point ago

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nice goal.

[–]redundanthero 0 points1 point ago

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I like physics.

[–]vazelos 0 points1 point ago

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Fap worthy

[–]lurkersaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Because chicks that play airhockey dont know how to wear a shirt?

[–]Danimal_House 0 points1 point ago

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That and because they will lose. Double Winning.

[–]adammcbomb 0 points1 point ago

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because you find that they don't goal tend well?

[–]StormtrooperDan 0 points1 point ago

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DAT JIGGLE!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You'll get it in her slot one way or the other.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 0 points1 point ago

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The look on her face makes me think: "Mr. F"

[–]chucker23n 0 points1 point ago

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Is that what the kids are calling Shufflepuck these days?

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be too distracted to play properly.

[–]HORSE_COCK_JUGGLER 0 points1 point ago

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I never did this, I was always too busy freaking them out with how I could play using only my peripheral vision. I could stare them directly in the eye and keep a conversation going while scoring points, made me a legend for about a week. As far as I knew, nobody else could do it.

[–]chet_lemon_party 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch this all day.

[–]straw_cowboy_hat 0 points1 point ago

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I believe this should be called, "Two reasons why I love to play Airhockey with chicks"

[–]Parkmayn 0 points1 point ago

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Goes to buy air hockey table

[–]youdumbfuck 0 points1 point ago

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you conniving, smart son of a bitch!

[–]mzkny88 0 points1 point ago

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Hey.... I feel ashamed to never have asked a girl who has nice air hockey "skills" to a friendly exhibition.

[–]Sir_christopher 0 points1 point ago

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Went to arcade, the oldest girl there looked 12. So I backed up slowly and got the fuck out of there!

[–]pgan91 0 points1 point ago

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Learn to play billiards.