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[–]accountP 30 points31 points ago

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The first of many reposts from the old photos collection..

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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So you take a big post that's currently on the front page, cut out one image from it and repost it? How about you go find something better to do on a Saturday night?

[–]argleblarg 12 points13 points ago

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Wow, already people are reposting these? Fuck you.

[–]Panthertron 9 points10 points ago

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"Oh man, I hope nobody saw the top post on the front page"

[–]Zer_Mortice 3 points4 points ago

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ITT: Downvote op, upvote all the comments

[–]TimonBerkowitz 4 points5 points ago

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I find it possible and even very likely that man gives a fuck regarding the devastation surrounding him but is carrying on his daily task to preserve what little normalcy he can in his possibly shattered life. The fact you've chosen to caption this photo with a tired meme saps much of its impact and cheapens it. In short, fuck you.

[–]C3LM3R 2 points3 points ago

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You know what makes this repost so fucking bad?

Is that TheDanishInquisition even called out the reposts here, and you thought you'd be clever by not picking one of the pics he used to mock such karma whores as yourself.

For shame.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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OH MAN THIS IS SO FUNNY

'NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN'

THAT MAKES IT FUNNY INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE 'CLEARLY THIS MAN DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK'

HAHAHAHHA

[–]dumbkid -1 points0 points ago

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AHA OH DOCJOSEF YOU SO CRAZY

[–]ozone24 1 point2 points ago

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he's all like, 'shit, i still gots ta deliver mah milk, nigga.'

[–]n3rv 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote, ffs. damn karma whore.

[–]negrecio 3 points4 points ago

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The real war is against osteoporosis.

[–]mokthraka 2 points3 points ago

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ah, how I love wartime Britian

[–]Jaberkaty 0 points1 point ago

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Milkman Dan?

[–]woofertweeter 0 points1 point ago

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Keep Calm and Carry Milk.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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You fucking KARMA WHORESSS!!! I HATE YOUUUUU!!!

[–]bandola 0 points1 point ago

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Milkman's gonna milk.

[–]foolishsnails -1 points0 points ago

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the milk must go through.

[–]LegHumper -1 points0 points ago

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This is the epitome of Stay Calm and Carry On.

[–]azzagbag -1 points0 points ago

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Just how effective is sticking out your free arm when carrying a weight in the other?