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[–]PicklesMcGee 25 points26 points ago

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Chickens and roosters are the funniest looking motherfuckers on the planet.

[–]brodie7838 15 points16 points ago

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Especially when they're being protective of their eggs/chick and they're all super pissed but you're like "pssshh what are you going to do to me, you're just a chicken?"

[–]QuintonFlynn 1 point2 points ago

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Then, suddenly, from beyond your field of vision appear twenty chicken. Then come a hundred. Then come swarms of chickens all over and you're sitting there trying to block them, trying to keep yourself safe! They're pecking and biting and scratching at your limbs until you finally collapse. Your heart points are empty.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

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And then the rooster gives you a nasty cut with his spur.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 2 points3 points ago

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Are you sure you know what a chicken is? Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?

[–]6Revolvers 5 points6 points ago

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Roosters are so cocky.

[–]Kzone272 19 points20 points ago

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/butthat_was_my_place/

Best url ever.

[–]Sean_Hokanson 10 points11 points ago

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Cock blocked.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 1 point2 points ago

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My good sir, that is a hen.

It's best to be careful with nomenclature when dealing with Cock's.

[–]goblinharem 1 point2 points ago

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Damn dog, you got wasted last night.

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[–]kaylai 2 points3 points ago

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That cock is on my bitch!

FTFY

[–]TomPalmer1979 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah yeah cute animals and all that.

Having spent some time on a farm, and knowing how lice-ridden and filthy chickens are....that picture makes my skin crawl. Gaaaah! That puppy is going to be crawling with vermin.

[–]insertmywittyname -1 points0 points ago

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That was my second thought! The puppy is definitely going to need a bath.

[–]UCanWithUclan 1 point2 points ago

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I just told my girlfriend that the puppy was dead. She no longer finds this cute.

[–]drossen 0 points1 point ago

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I'm jealous. That looks so comfy

[–]headphonehalo 0 points1 point ago

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D'aww.

[–]Jaminp 0 points1 point ago

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Are You My Mother?

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

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O.O "If I just keep him warm.. he might not massacre the flock"

[–]denniedarko 0 points1 point ago

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That chick does not look happy!

[–]todeman 0 points1 point ago

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GAaaaaAA Cute... overload.....

[–]floopyz60 0 points1 point ago

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"Sorry, but he's cuter."

[–]nevereven 0 points1 point ago

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I hate when my hens go broody.

[–]vault13 0 points1 point ago

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Yup... puppies are way more cute that kittens.

[–]bloodredmoon -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE! Cluck Henna

[–]mexicanStaringFrog -1 points0 points ago

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Is the chicken on drugs?

[–]CopyPasta_Connoiseur -1 points0 points ago

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BECAUSE PUPPY

[–]crashtopher9 -1 points0 points ago

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She laid a puppy.

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[–]boysinbikinis 0 points1 point ago

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you lied